Welp, here is the next chapter! I have a feeling, a good feeling, this will be the best yet. Also,if you like this story,search for Angel Beats Light Novel Girls DeadMonster chapter. There are two and they are hilarious, particularly Iwasawa, Oh my gosh XDD
Everyone reluctantly wheeled to Irie's computer
"How bad is it Miyukichi?" Sekine asked
"Well" Miyuki Irie replied, "It reminds me of your diary entries" Everyone not in Girls DeMo looked confused, Sekine smirked sheepishly Yui was snickering, Hisako gritted her teeth while Iwasawa shrugged
"As long as I'm not trying to please myself, I'm OK" she mumbled
"Let this be a good one?" Yuri prompted
"Yep" Irie sighed
Road Trip!
By: PhantomVisitingOprah
"These names . . ." Matsushita mumbled
All of the members of the SSS have passed on andare ow reincarnated
Everyone perked up.
"Woah,"
"Are we barnicles now?"
"No way, no way! we're kitties!"
"Kitties can't play guitar though, sadface"
"I'll train myself!"
"Oooh,like that one kitty on tumblr!"
"If I'm a bear do I still get a halberd?"
"Onii chan do you think we'll be brother and sister again?"
"Yeah! Maybe we'll live in Austrailia this time."
"Onee chan in this life I'll learn self defense and protect everyone from them burglars"
"I'll have a good ol' fashion bomb system installed around our house for security."
"Maybe I'll have a girlfriend in this life"
"As long as I can live a meaningful life, I'll be happy."
"It's my life, it's now or never! And I aint gonna live forever!~"
"This is so stupid."
"Iwasawa come live with me!"
"As long as your parents aren't assholes Hisako."
"Who wants to bet that Hinata will .be bi in the next life?"
"Shut up!"
"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH~!" Yuri yelled, "Continue please, Irie"
-and they all go for a road trip, a good ol' fun road trip!
"Seems, harmless Matsushita volunteered
Everyone has been reincarnated and they are all sixteen and Yui was fourteen now
They do not remember the AfterLife
Silence fell over the room
"It's to be expected." Yuri said finally with a sigh.
However, Hinata and Yui got married
"YAY!" the two yelled cheerfully and hugged each other tightly
Yui never got hit by that car so she walked and was able to start a family with Hinata, they had a precious little baby girl named Mayuri Yui's mom was keeping her while they took the road trip.
"Waaaa!" Yui squeeled loudly as Hinata continued to hold her close.
"Hold on." Fujimaki said with a cocked eyebrow. "You guys are sixteen andfourteen, and you have a kid . . .that's kinda off"
The two looked at each other, then at the computer,and blushed.
They were using a limo that Sekine hijacked
"Whoa" Yusa inserted
"WHOA, I'M SO AWESOME HERE!" Sekine exclaimed.
And Yui is driving.
"We're screwed" Hisako admitted, raising her hands in the air in defeat.
"I could drive!" Yui pouted.
As Yui swerved horribly, zig zagging across the road while ocassionally running a red light,she steadily smoked a pack of Camel cigarettes
""What the hell?!" Yui yelled.
""How, what?" Yuri mumbled, "How do they come up with this stuff?"
as she mumbled about Einstein's theory of relativity.
The room became silent
"Yui is, smart?" Takamatsu questioned.
A few seconds later the room rupted in laughter while Yui growled and sat in her chair pouting while Hinata patted her shoulder.
beside her Hinata sat with his feet propped up on the dashboard sighing constantly , bored. "Are we at the canyon yet?" he asked.
"Why am I fascinated with canyons all of a sudden?" Hinata asked.
Yui sighed, "Just chill man, we'll get there, when we get there." she said slowly. and calmly
"Thisis so scary for Yui" Otonashi mumbled, some nodded in agreement
Fujimaki suddenly threw his head in Hinata's face. "Why do you want to go to the canyon man?" he asked "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DEEP, DANGEROUYS AND SCARY CANYONS ARE?" he yelled.
Fujimaki face palmed as half the group snickered.
This wholetime Shiina hung upside down from the roof door of the limo , in a high pitch voice she squeeled "Oh my gosh Yui, smoking is like, so bad for your lungs, Hinata, Canyons are lame, meditate under waterfalls of ramen! ! Fujimaki, quit being a pussy man."
"This is beyond stupid" Shiina said.
The rest of the group either kept snickering or scratched their heads at Shiina's new personality.
"Fuji-chan!" Hisako chimed in a high pitch slightly whiny voice
Fujimaki quickly turned to Hisako with a scrunched up face, Hisako was looking at the computer with a face filled with frustration and agitation.
"No." she said in aquiet dangerous voice
"Fuji-chan my breast isreally hurting me from my morning jog, can you give me a massage please?"
Hisako now had her mouth wide open as her face grew more and more red.
"Hisako, why is your face red?" Fujimaki asked suspiciously. Sekine ran to the katana weilder's ear and whispered
"She really wants you to do that" Yui giggled
Sekine and Yui died soon after. Hinata picked Yui's body up and held it in his lap, Irie put a blanket on Sekine on the ground.
Fujimaki was now blushing like mad, looking the other way.
"Not now Hisako!" Fujimaki replied. ""DON'T YOU SEE THEY'RE DRIVING TOWARD A CANYON, ADARK DANGEROUS CANYON!? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?!" Shiina giggled "It looks like someone's missing out on getting some tonight"
"She's right you know" Hinata said while snickering Fujimai had his face in his hands.
"Guys, please close your oxygen emission areas while I allow my eyes you observe and digest this fine piece of pornography, that consists of a male wrapping his tongue musclesaround a female's nipple while he places three digets of his other hand into the female's womanhood searching for her clitoris "
The group looked atNoda in silence, Noda was visably shaking in shock
"I chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing the *** ****** door?"TK sang Yuri heaved a big sigh
"Just, keep going." Yuri said hesitantly.
"Oh, my gosh! Hisako our song is on my Shuffle!" Iwasawa squeeled. Hisako took an earphone as she rubbed her own breast
"No."
"Oh my gosh I love Hot Problems!" she yelled. They then continued to sing along to the song.
the two teens, being Japanese were totaly confused about the song. TK pulled out his i-pod and fooled around with it beforegiving it to the girls. They each put an earphone on and listened as Irie took a break along with everyone else. TK gave a rough translation. Their faces gained more and more annoyance as the song progressed. They gavethe ipod bac to TK with looks of utter disgust on their faces.
They then started listening to Dragonforce
"Much better" Hisako sighed. "I never understood the song lyrics comepletely, but absolutely loved the guitar playing in there."
They played air guitar as they listened because in this life, they had no talent for guitar amd no hopes of mastering the real thing the way they did in their past lives.
"A, a life without guitar? Tha-that's so horrible" Iwasawa gasped. "I'drather die than-" Hisako patted her on the shoulder as she shook her head.
"Just words on a page, they don't mean nothing" she conforted softly.
Yui on the other hand could play Dragonforce songs with ease and had a great sense of rhythm.
"Well, I guess that's. kind of helpful" the pinkette replied finally waking up "Thanks sempai" she got out of Hinata's lap and sat on her oewn chair "We still reading the road trip thing?"
"Yes." Hisako breathed. "Still reading that abomination. that horribly inaccurate abomination."
Otonashi and Kanade were in jail for some armed robbery they commited a month ago.
"What?!" Otonashi yelld. Kanade looked down.
"I'm, I'm really a bad person then?" she asked. Otonashi held Kanade close
"Of course not! you're an amazing person, you were being strongtrying to help us out in the after life!"
"Shiina~!" a voice calledfrom the roof of the limo. Shiina swung to the roof to find Irie in only abra and undies with a glass bottle of beer in her hand that was now empty.
Irie visably shuttered as tears filled her eyees. "This, this is horrible!" A hand tapped on Irie's shoulder.
"I'll take over from here Miyukichi" Sekine whispered with a smile. Irie nodded graciously and they switched places.
"Can you see if anyone in there has anymore beer?" she asked with a tomato red face. Meanwhile Sekine was dressed in all black, with sunglasses, shooting randomly into the night sky with a straight face.
"Why?" Naoi asked Sekine shrugged
"I'm not hurting anyone" she sang
"Yet." Hisako stated.
Back in the limo, Yuri rocked back and forth with her phone on GPS mode "This, this GPS, I can't get it to work."she panicked in A normal volume voice. She kept fooling with it "It will only sing Russian opera, give me Duck Dynasty noises, or speak Korean! Ahh, What do I do WHAT DO I DO?!" Yuri started sobing.
"Wow." Yuri said with alook of disgust "This fic's innacuracy . . ."
Naoi was crying , curled up in aball next to Yuri "I don't care about TK andMatsushita's wedding anymore! I hate these people! They're so scary! I wanna go home!"
"We're getting married?!" the two mentioned yelled in horrort
"Man that's pathetic" Naoi mumbled as he clenched hisfists in anger.
"I agree!" Yuri yelled and threw her phone. "FUCK THIS GPS, FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THERE YOURSELVES~!" she yelled. Shehit Takeyama in the head. Takeyama kept mumbling about not being good enough.
Takeyama sighed and kept typing away on his laptop.
In this road trip the group had to deal with difficulties behaving im a resturaunt that includedmaking Irie keep her clothes on. A convinoience store clerk calling the police on Sekine. Shiina saving a dog from the street and calling it Ooyama
"So I'm a dog now/" the ginger asked frowning
Going to walmart for supplies but quickly loosig everyone who insisted on doing their own thing, hour long bathroom breaks, Yui having to escape the cops for her and Sekine and Irie's crimes (Think of all the children who's eyes were scarred from her not so innocent appearance!) Finally Yui crashed the limo into a bush at the wedding chapel and everyone ran in as the wedding was about to start. It was a beautiful wedding, because everyone in that limo stayed quiet and Irie stayed decently covered. Also Matsushita was in a brides gown and everyone was busy giggling
People laughed at the last part
It was a nice wedding, until dat reception . . . see what happensin chapter two!
"Which we aren't going to read" Yuri declared and everyone sighed in relief.
"New mission" Hinata declared, "Find fanfiction that doesn't butcher our characters. Everone agreed.
Hope you all enjoyed, please comment and give suggestions/requests for new chapters if you have any!