So, it's time for another chapter. It seems I've upset a few people by getting rid of Alejandro. I'm sorry, but I just really don't like him. He's a scheming weasel. And I don't like his relationship with Heather. Basically, he's not useful anymore. Sorry.

These next few chapters are going to contain some very serious scenes just to build up some tension between Sky, Dave and Samey. I'll try to throw in some dumb jokes later on. Also, I realized some characters are not getting as much camera time as others, so I'll try to show more of them. Now to respond to some reviews:

Zxrian: Sorry. I swear, I had this all planned out from the beginning, so don't kill me for the elimination in this chapter…

Quince: Nope, sorry!

Reviewer DWJ: Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying! Trent/Sky? Never thought of that pairing…

And to all you guys who want Sky and Dave to make up: The Sky/Dave/Samey love triangle is the main source of drama and I want to kind of draw it out before anything happens. And like I've said before, things will get worse before they get better.

So far, nobody has gotten the name of the ship that the floor plan of the SS McLean was based off of. I'll give you guys a hint: the ship is still in commission (as far as I know) and it's run by Royal Caribbean…and that's all I'll say about that!

And now for the actual story:

Previously on Total Drama:

Teams searched the ship for weapons to use in a water skiing challenge. Samey and Dave became official, making Sky mad.

Heather got mad at Alejandro for flirting with other contestants and, as much as Alejandro denied it, he knew deep down that he screwed up.

In the end, the Geeks and Freaks actually managed to win a challenge, and, in a nearly unanimous vote, Evil Alejandro was dumped because of his bad reputation.

Who will make history? Who will be history? Who will laugh at their misery? Find out right here on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!

It's occurred to me that I've never shown the theme song, so, because I anticipate this to be one of the shorter chapters, I'll show it here

A camera springs up. Another camera springs down. A third camera comes out of the swimming pool. A fourth camera comes out of the air vent, knocking out a rat.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine

Camera pans over the sky deck of the ship and plunges into the pool

You guys are on my mind

Tyler waves from under water

You asked me what I wanted to be

Shawn shoots Ezekiel with a paintball gun from the pool deck. Ezekiel falls down.

But now I think the answer is plain to see

Ella catches Ezekiel. Heather yells at Alejandro in the background.

I wanna be famous!

Rodney hugs Scott with one arm; squeezing him so hard he can't breathe. Noah briefly looks up from his book.

I wanna live close to the sun

Cut to back of the ship, where Geoff is water skiing with Bridgette on his shoulders

So pack your bags 'cuz I've already won

Camera pans to deck at back of ship, where Eva is lifting a barbell. Brick runs by. Eva, sensing a challenge, starts chasing him.

Everything to prove nothing's in my way

Cut to auditorium, where Lindsay, Sugar and Dakota are sporting designer dresses and strutting. A light falls on Sugar.

I'll get there one day

Camera pans upward, revealing Izzy cackling, a pair of heavy-duty scissors in her hand.

'Cuz I wanna be famous!

Izzy falls onto the stage and hurts herself.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Camera pans to a deck looking out at the ocean, where Courtney is laying on a chair, reading a magazine. Brick and Eva continue racing, trampling over Courtney's chair. Trent, who is playing the guitar in the background, looks horrified

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The camera pans up to the sun, which fades into the moon. The camera pans back down onto the deck of shame. Dave stares into Samey's eyes, and smiles. The two lean in to share a kiss, but an angry Sky pops up behind them and pushes them away from each other.

The camera zooms out and the twenty-two teens whistle the chorus of the theme song.

Chapter 5: Rowed to Victory

STATEROOM 4 (SCOTT & RODNEY)

Rodney yawned and stretched and got off the ground where he slept. He realized that Scott was already gone. That was odd, it was 5:00 in the morning. Scott walked into the room, with a bowl in his hand.

"Oatmeal?" Rodney asked.

"Nah, dirt," Scott replied

"Really? I thought I was the only one who ate dirt!"

"You eat dirt, too?" Scott asked, suddenly interested.

"Only sometimes. Some dirt is really good, but other kinds are just awful."

"Um…you want some?" Scott offered

"Sure," Rodney replied.

So Scott and Rodney continued to bond based on the really weird farm boy habits they shared.

STATEROOM 7 (COURTNEY & SAMEY)

Samey woke up and got out of bed. "Morning, Courtney," she told her overachieving friend.

Courtney yawned. "Morning, Sammy," She said in a groggy voice.

"Sammy, Who's Sammy?"

"I thought that was your real name," Courtney said

"Oh, yeah, but nobody ever calls me Sammy."

"Well maybe it's time they start!"

"Oh, that's not going to happen."

"Not if you keep that attitude," Courtney said.

"What do you mean?" Samey asked.

"When people call you 'Samey,' they're implying that you're inferior to your sister, am I right?"

"Um…I guess."

"If you want to raise your confidence, you need to insist that people treat you with more respect," Courtney told the cheerleader.

"No, it's ok, I really don't mind being called 'Samey.'"

"Alright," Courtney said, "but don't you think it's time that people start treating you with more respect."

"I guess so," Samey said.

"Then, get people to call you 'Sammy.'"

"Alright then."

STATEROOM 8 (BRIDGETTE & LINDSAY)

Bridgette and Lindsay had just woken up.

"Good morning Lindsay," the surfer girl told the blonde.

"Hey, Bridgette," Lindsay said, "Are we going to go visit Courtney and Samey today?"

Bridgette laughed, "Sure." The two of them then headed out.

The two of them knocked on the door of the next-door stateroom. Samey opened the door.

"Hey, Samey," Bridgette told her friend.

"Oh," Samey giggled, "I'm going by Sammy now, um…if that's ok with you. That's my real name. 'Samey' is just a mean nickname my sister gave me."

"Alright then," Bridgette smiled, "Glad to see you sticking up for yourself."

"Ugh," Lindsay whined, "More names to remember."

STATEROOM 9 (SKY & HEATHER)

"And then he said that he was over me!" Sky cried, "It's like he took my heart and shattered it into a million tiny pieces!"

"You know what I think?" Heather replied, annoyed, " I think that you need to get over your 'man' and get back into the competition, otherwise I will assure that you are the next to go!"

"Heather, you are so insensitive!" Sky yelled, "You're just like everybody else here! None of you jerks have any idea what I go through! I've had worse experiences on this show than anybody else here!"

"Really? REALLY? You really think you have it that bad?" Heather bellowed, "I lost my hair on national TV! Dakota and Ezekiel transformed into hideous creatures as a result of Chris's neglect! Scott got severely mauled by a mutant shark! Alejandro—" Heather stopped short, "Alejandro," she sighed.

Heather looked hurt.

"See, See?" Heather told Sky, "Alejandro hurt me yesterday, but you don't see me moping around and crying about it! Why? Because the competition is a greater priority for me, and it should be for you, too!"

"You're right, but…but…"

"No, no buts!" Heather scolded, "You get your act together or I will make sure that you are the next to go!"

"Ok," she sighed.

CONFESSIONAL: SKY

"I know Heather's right. I know I have to get my head back into the competition, but it's just so hard! Seeing Dave and Samey like that…it reminds me that I had something good, and then I blew it and then…" She starts crying and hears a knocking on the door.

"Hey!" Heather's voice rang, "Are you still crying in there, or can somebody else have a turn?"

CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER

"Do I feel bad for Sky? Hell no! She's going through something that everybody goes through. What's more, she alone is responsible for everything that's going on between her and Dave. Hmm…maybe I can use that rage to assure wins for our team…"

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"I can sense some tension among the Cool Kids' Club. That tension will be the team's undoing. People can't think straight when their judgment is clouded by emotion," He grins, "And I'll do whatever I can to make sure those emotions remain prevalent."

END CONFESSIONALS

DINING HALL

"So then my little brother dared me to swim across the lake," Rodney told Scott, "He didn't think I'd make it because it was January and the lake was frozen over, but I did it!"

"Really? That's nothing!" Scott said, "My cousin once dared me to lick his cow's butt!

"Did you do it?" Rodney asked.

"Uh…yeah!" Scott said, "He said he'd give me ten bucks if I did it!"

The two country boys shared a laugh.

Meanwhile, Bridgette decided to sit with Geoff and his friends. The two didn't really get much time together since High Seas began. Geoff was eating breakfast with Tyler, Brick and Trent.

"BRIDGIE!" Geoff shouted as Bridgette walked up to the table, "It's been such a long time!"

"I know, I know," Bridgette blushed, "I got caught up with other things."

"Well you're here now! I thought you were giving up on me!"

"Aww, you know I would never do that to you."

The two shared a quick kiss. The rest of the guys couldn't help but smile.

"So," Trent asked, "What do you think today's challenge will be?"

"I don't know," Brick told his teammate, "but I know that the ship is docked. I'll bet it's another weird challenge."

"When are the challenges not weird?" Tyler asked, "Oh, sorry, I gotta go! I promised Lindsay I'd sit with her friends today. See you guys!"

Tyler walked over to sit with Lindsay. She was sitting with Dave, Samey and Courtney.

"Hey, Lindsay!" he said to his girlfriend.

"Hi Tyler," She cooed in her singsong voice.

"Hello, migraine," Courtney told herself.

"Aw, lighten up," Samey said to Courtney.

"She's just so annoying!" Courtney replied.

"So, Samey," Tyler asked, "How have you been?"

"Oh, I'm…uh…going by Sammy now."

"Oh, alright, how are you doing Sammy?"

"I'm good, thanks."

"Oh, you've been better than good," Dave raised his eyebrows.

Samey giggled and blushed. She'd been doing that quite a bit lately.

Sky sat opposite the very giggly couple.

"So," she thought to herself, "I guess he really is over me."

Sky looked around. She saw Bridgette and Geoff laughing and having fun. She saw Tyler baby-talking Lindsay. She saw Ella feeding Ezekiel.

"Hey, Sky," Heather said, smug as ever.

"What do you want?" Sky snarled.

"I want to remind you of something," Heather said with a sinister swag, "Remember how I said you could get Dave back if you took Samey out of the equation?"

"Yeah?"

"Well you still can," Heather promised, "We just need her to go."

"Heather, I find it insulting that you think I operate like that," Sky said, "I'm not going to vote somebody off because of a petty grudge."

"Whatever," Heather said, "You'll come around eventually," she sneered.

"I highly doubt it."

CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER

"Samey needs to go! That girl is a walking mistake! She screws up everything! It's hard getting people on my side, though. I don't exactly have the best reputation here."

END CONFESSIONAL

"Contestants!" Chris said over the intercom, "Time for your next pain-tastic challenge! Meet me outside the ship in ten minutes!"

The 19 competitors met Chris outside the ship. They were on a sandy island. It was somewhat hilly, but the island was covered with nothing but sand.

"Where do you get all these islands, Chris?" Dave asked.

"This is the highest budget season to date!" Chris said, "There are at least a dozen other places we've bought specifically for this season!"

"There are children all over the world starving," Bridgette began, "and you use your money to buy a bunch of islands that you use once each?"

"Yep, pretty much," Chris said.

"That's despicable," Bridgette scolded.

"Yeah, sure, anyways," Chris continued, "This challenge comes in three parts. In the first part, you are to dig for boards of wood that my interns have so generously buried in the sand. In the second part, you will use those boards of wood to build a boat, where a person from each team will race in a regatta obstacle course! You have two hours to dig!"

"So that's it?" Noah asked, "No shovels or anything?"

"Oh, yeah, that," Chris said, "Geeks and Freaks, since you did so well in the last challenge, you get shovels."

The Geeks and Freaks all cheered.

"So, wait," Heather interrupted, "We have to dig with our hands in this hot sand in this blistering weather?"

"Yes!" Chris said, "It's what you get for performing so pathetically last challenge."

Chris's phone rang. Chris picked up.

"Hello…uh huh…uh huh…what? How am I supposed to have fun, then? Ugh, fine!"

A bunch of the contestants exchanged looks.

"That was the network. They've been breathing down my neck lately about 'safety' or something, which is good news for the Cool Kids' Club. They say that digging in the blistering sand would have been 'unsafe' or something, so they insisted that you wear protective gloves."

The Cool Kids' Club breathed a collective sigh of relief. Chris handed out supplies to the teams.

"Your two hours start now!" Chris blew his air horn.

The teams dispersed around the island.

Scott immediately started digging. He dug a two kilometer-deep hole and found nothing, so he started expanding his hole to get wider. He still couldn't find anything. He started getting mad.

Ezekiel and Ella decided to dig their holes together. Both were physically on the weaker side, so they took 15-minute shifts. They went down about 3 kilometers and found nothing.

"It's gonna be tough getting out eh?" Ezekiel asked his girlfriend.

"Um…oh yeah, I did not really think about that," Ella blushed in embarrassment.

"So what do we do now, eh?"

"Scream?" Ella suggested.

"Help!"

"Help!"

Eva was digging aggressively. By the 15-minute mark, she had already dug a hole that was 3 kilometers wide and 1 kilometer deep. Eva kept digging. She dug to her left and hit something with her shovel.

"Yes!" Eva cheered. She found a board. She tried to yank it out, but it was heavier than she thought. She dug through and found that the board was huge. It was at least three times her size. She was strong enough to carry the board out of her hole and lay it down.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, the Cool Kids' Club was having no such luck. They could only dig up so much with their hands.

Ugh! Can this challenge be any tougher?" Heather whined.

"Just be glad this challenge isn't dangerous," Courtney reprimanded as she dug. Just then, a bear trap clamped onto her left hand.

"AAAAGGGGHHHH!" Courtney screamed in anguish as she tried to remove the trap. It took her a full minute just to pry it off. She then took her left glove off. What she saw wasn't a pretty sight.

"Oh, yeah," Chris said, "I forgot to mention, this island is filled with booby traps!"

"Good to know," Courtney said sarcastically as she nursed her bleeding hand.

Needless to say, this discouraged everybody from digging, especially those who had to dig with their hands.

"I found something!" Geoff said, "Ugh, it's huge. I need help pulling it out," Tyler and Brick went to help Geoff pull out the giant board. It was even bigger than Eva's.

"Yes!" The Cool Kids' Club cheered.

Meanwhile, far away from the action, Sky sat on the beach. She drew a heart in the sand with a stick. Then she angrily slashed through it. She couldn't bring herself to help her team dig.

"Hey, Sky, what's up," Courtney said to the depressed gymnast.

"They—they're official," She said sadly, "Dave and Samey are official, he's over me."

"Aw, it's all right," Courtney said with sincere sympathy, "There are other guys in the world. Really. Once Duncan broke my heart, I thought I'd die, but I got over it."

"I know," Sky responded, "but Dave and I had something special, "It kills me to see him just leave me like that. And what makes things worse is that it's all my fault. If I'd just broken up with my boyfriend before last season, there's a good chance Dave and I would still be going out."

"Sky, everybody makes mistakes," Courtney said, "Remember a few seasons ago, when I lost all my friends because of my strategy."

"Yeah, but you didn't really like Scott that much, did you?"

"As humiliating as it was going out with dirt boy, I think he started to hold a place in my heart. I miss him."

"Have you tried talking to him, maybe making it work again?"

"You know, Sky, you're right," I'll go talk to him," Courtney walked off.

CONFESSIONAL: SKY

"Courtney's not a bad person, she just serves her own interests first and foremost. I guess that makes her a bad person, doesn't it? I don't know…"

CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY

"Sometimes, if you want to get somebody's brain back in the game, it's better to use compassion as opposed t just yelling. It's a lesson I've learned the hard way…multiple times."

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"Sky's emotionally weak. Perfect."

END CONFESSIONALS

As Courtney walked away, Noah walked up to Sky.

"Hey, Sky," he said in a voice that sounded so sympathetic, it was uncharacteristic for Noah.

"Hey, Noah, what's up?"

"I couldn't help but analyze your problem with Dave."

"I'm glad you're enjoying analyzing my sadness like it's some sort of science experiment."

"Let me ask you. Have you ever considered taking Samey out of the equation?"

"Yeah, Heather mentioned it."

"Well, it's a good idea. With Samey out of the equation, Dave will have no female attention and have no choice but to come crawling back to you."

"I don't think I can bring myself to get rid of somebody just out of jealousy," Sky said to Noah.

"Well, what if I told you that Samey hates you?" Noah sneered.

"What? No she doesn't."

"I overheard a conversation between her and Dave, and she said some pretty nasty things about you."

"What did she say?"

"Well, she said, in her words, not mine," Noah started, "that she thinks you're kind of a joke, and she thinks that the way you flirted with Dave despite having a boyfriend is kind of slutty. She also said that Dave deserves better than a 'two-timing bitch like you'"

Sky gasped, "Samey really said that? But she seemed so sweet."

"Obviously, she has a dark side," Noah responded.

"I can't believe she'd say that about me!" Sky told Noah, but he was already gone.

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"I saw Courtney encouraging Samey. I figure that she'll be a real threat to our team once she gets some real confidence. That's why she needs to go!"

END CONFESSIONAL

Trent went up to Noah and got in his face.

"That's low, Noah, even for you!"

Noah laughed in a sinister way, "So that's one of you versus the other ten. Oh, and by the way, you tell anyone, and I can personally make sure you are the next one going home. I'm very persuasive."

CONFESSIONAL: TRENT

"Now I'm faced with a difficult decision. Do I tell everyone not to trust Noah, and risk getting eliminated or do I keep Noah's secret and have a chance at staying in the game?"

END CONFESSIONAL

"Your secret's safe with me," Trent told Noah reluctantly.

"Excellent," Noah said.

Scott continued to dig. He still couldn't find any boards. This made him furious, especially since Izzy, Eva, Rodney and even Ella had found their own boards.

Courtney approached the farm boy.

"What? Here to sabotage my team?" Scott scoffed, "I'm onto you!"

"No," Courtney sighed, "I'm here to apologize for drawing you with a rat tail a few seasons ago."

"Oh, that, thanks for apologizing," Scott said and got back to digging. His shovel hit something. "YES! I got something!" He hit the object with his shovel and a mine blew up in his face, "Momma, I'm gonna be late for dinner," Scott babbled as he hit the floor.

"Um…yeah…I'll come back later," Courtney said.

Meanwhile, the Cool Kids' Club had some trouble finding boards. Geoff had found the only board from the team and there were only 20 minutes left to dig.

"Keep digging!" Heather yelled at her team.

"Found something! Samey yelled. The rest of the team went to help her remove the giant board.

"Time to start building!" Chris told the teams, "Geeks and Freaks, you have the most boards, so you get a chain saw! Cool Kids' Club, you get a hand saw!"

Nothing of any significance happened as the teams built their boats. Sky growled at Samey, Samey looked confused, but other than that, nothing interesting happened.

The Geeks and Freaks built a huge sailboat, complete with a giant, cloth sail that the team had found from the SS McLean.

The Cool Kids' Club had a far less impressive vessel. It was a tiny canoe with a couple of little holes in it. It didn't look like it could float let alone beat the competition's giant sailboat.

"Time for the fun part!" Chris announced, "I need a member from each team to participate in the race!"

Trent raised his hand.

CONFESSIONAL: TRENT

"I've canoed before. I'm pretty good, too. I figured I'd be the team's best bet to compete in the race. Plus I need to give my team a reason not to vote me off so I can expose Noah's schemes."

END CONFESSIONAL

As soon as Trent raised his hand, Noah raised his hand, too.

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"Trent's going to be racing? Perfect! All I need to do is sabotage him a little bit, get his team to vote him off and the only person who knows about my hampering of the other team is gone!"

END CONFESSIONAL

"Alright!" Chris announced, "Here's the gauntlet you guys will be sailing across!"

Trent and Noah looked nervous.

"You are to sail around the island. There is a series of six obstacles that you must navigate, each more agonizing than the last! Obstacle one is called the Raging Winds! It consists of a large fan that creates raging winds that you must sail across. Obstacle two is called the Tidal Terror! You must sail across a violent, stormy stretch of water. Obstacle three is called the Whirlpool! That should be self-explanatory. Survive that, and it's onto the pillar path! You must traverse a bunch of pillars scattered around the track. Then the penultimate obstacle, Cannonball Alley, where pirate ships will blast cannonballs at your boat! And then the final obstacle is the minefield! Those mines are very sensitive. You wouldn't want to go near one! Survive all that and it's just a quick stretch of water to the finish line. First boat to the finish wins! The losing team looses a member tonight!

Noah and Trent got into their boats. Chris handed the two boys oars.

"Good luck!" Chris said. "Take your marks, Go!"

The two started paddling viciously. They soon made it to the Raging Winds. Trent had the advantage there. Noah's sail kept pushing him back. Noah's significant disadvantage and Trent's skills kept them both moving at about the same speed. They paddled as hard as they could and soon made it out of the Raging Winds.

The two soon reached the Tidal Terror. The rapid waves tossed Trent around, but the weight of Noah's vessel made it so that he was relatively unharmed. By the time that Noah made it out of the Tidal Terror, Trent wasn't even halfway through. He continued to row through the violent waves.

Meanwhile, Noah's large ship made it easily across the swirling whirlpool.

Trent continued to row through the Tidal Terror. He was getting out. He rowed and rowed with strength that he didn't even know he had and eventually made it out and into the whirlpool.

Noah proceeded to the pillar path and soon realized that having a big boat had its disadvantages. His vessel couldn't make it around the large wooden pillars.

Trent swirled and whirled around the raging whirlpool. He couldn't get himself loose. He tried rowing with all his might, but his boat wouldn't budge. He was getting dizzy. His vision was getting blurry. He couldn't see past the whirlpool.

Meanwhile, Noah wasn't having any better luck. His ship couldn't fit between any of the pillars, so he took his oar and started pounding at the wood pillars. Eventually, he created a passage that he could barely get through.

At the same time, Trent was able to get free and move past the whirlpool, but he was so dizzy that he couldn't even move past the wide gap between pillars that Noah made. He kept smacking into pillars, making him even more discombobulated.

Meanwhile, Noah was traversing Cannonball Alley, expertly dodging the pirate ships. The cannonballs blasted his ship, taking down the mast.

Trent was eventually able to get past the Pillar Path and moved into the Cannonball Alley with Noah. He didn't have as much trouble as Noah did, as the cannonballs breezed over his small boat. He was actually able to overtake Noah.

CONFESSIONAL: NOAH

"I let him pass me. The minefield was next. I'd just have to have him clear a path through the mines, get rid of them and then I could breeze to the finish!"

END CONFESSIONAL

Trent was still a little bit disoriented from the whirlpool and the Pillar Path. He rowed his boat into the minefield and promptly got blown up. His boat bounced into another mine, then bounced into another mine and got rocked out of his boat and fell into the deep blue. Noah breezed by the minefield and across the finish line.

"Yes! Yes! YES!" He cheered, "So that's what it's like to win a challenge! WOOHOO!" He screamed in a very uncharacteristic voice.

"Noah wins the challenge for his team!" Chris yelled. "Never thought I'd ever say that in my life."

"What about Trent?" Bridgette asked, worried.

"Oh, yeah," Chris realized, "Intern! Fish Trent out of the water!" Chris yelled.

The Geeks and Freaks cheered, lifting Noah in the air. "Noah! Noah! Noah!" they chanted as the bookworm won the challenge for them.

"Cool Kids' Club, meet me at the Dock of Shame! Somebody's going home!"

The contestants boarded and the ship sailed away at full speed.

CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER

"Sky is so done! Her head is out of the game, and soon, the rest of her body will be, too!"

CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY

"Competitive, power player Sky has got to be in there somewhere! I'm sure she'll come back to her senses soon, and then she'll be a great asset! I vote for Trent."

CONFESSIONAL: SAMEY

"I don't know what Sky has against me, but I think I'll feel safer if she's gone."

END CONFESSIONALS

Chris stood on the Deck of Shame. The ship sailed across the murky blue.

"Cool Kids' Club, that was a pretty crappy performance. The following contestants have earned safety:

"Geoff,"

"Brick,"

"Tyler,"

"Samey,"

"Dave,"

"Courtney,"

"Lindsay,"

"Heather,"

"Bridgette,"

"Trent, Sky, only one of you can stay on the ship and in the competition," Chris said gravely, "Trent, you might be going home because of your crappy rowing," Chris pointed to Sky, "You might be leaving because you seem more interested in getting back Dave than in winning the competition," Chris said, "Seriously, Sky, sometimes you just have to cut your losses. Anyways the person going home is:"

"Trent!"

"What?" Trent protested, "But I was doing so well!"

"That's what they all say," Chris said, handing the musician a lifeboat.

"One last thing," Trent said, "Somebody on the Geeks and Freaks is trying to sabotage our team. That person is—"

Just then, Chef came and tossed Trent overboard.

"Eighteen remain! And next time, it will be seventeen!" Chris announced, "Who is next to leave? You'll only know by watching the next action-packed, drama-filled episode of Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!"

Sorry to all you Trent fans. I liked him too, but he had to go. Sorry.

It may be a little while since my next update because I have absolutely no idea what to write about next. We'll probably see some more drama among the twins, some more Samey/Dave/Sky, some more Ezekiel/Ella, etc. If you have any ideas, please message me (PM, please). Remember, I have the elimination order and challenges all thought out. Also, I'm sorry for another short chapter. I'll try to make the next one longer.

Up next: puke-tacular eating challenges! Yum!