okay I don't own any of this Ed Edd n Eddy belongs cartoon network and star wars is now owned by Disney.
The next morning
The big metal door was once again opening slowly. Once it was fully open a hooded figure entered the palace. Two guards immdetitly placed their axe's right in front of the figure. But the figure just simply used a force choke to knock them out. The figure soon went down the stairs that led to the throne room. Bib Fortuna immdetitly walked up to the figure.
"Yo macka chipowan skywalker" said Bib to the figure who was acutely Eddy skywalker.
"I must speak with Jabba" said Eddy skywalker
"Jabba no tusen di hunka bi no bargain " said Bib.
"You will take me to Jabba now" said Eddy skywalker as he started using a Jedi mind trick on Bib.
"Atoka bu Jabba now" said Bib
"you serve your master now and you will get an awesome award" said Eddy skywalker.
Bib soon led Eddy skywalker to the middle of the thrown where guards immdetitly got up and surrounded him. Eddy skywalker then looked at princess Nazz as she was now wearing a slave girl outfit. Bib soon walked up to the sleeping Jabba and woke him up with a slight shake and looked at Bib angrily as he notice Eddy skywalker.
"What's he doing here. I told you not to let him in" said cEddpo as he translated for Jabba
"I must be allowed to speak" said Eddy skywalker.
"He must be allowed to speak" said Bib as he spoke the only English words he knows.
"You weak minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick" said cEddpo
Eddy skywalker then pulled down his hood and looked at Jabba with a calm face.
"You will bring captain solo and the wookie to me. Also you can give Nazz and cEddpo to me" said Eddy skywalker.
"Nice try boy your mind powers wont work on me I'm intelligent" said cEddpo
"never the less I'm taking captain solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed it's your choice. But I warn you not to underestimate my powers bedside's the last guy who didn't agree with me got face full sand" said Eddy skywalker
"Eddy your standing on the" said cEddpo
"not now cEddpo can't you see where having a conversation here" said Eddy skywalker
"Silence there will be no bargain young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die" said Jabba.
Eddy skywalker suddenly lifted his arm and used the force to pull a blaster into his hand and he aimed the blaster at Jabba. One guard grabbed a hold of Eddy skywalker's hand and tried to grab the blaster. Jabba then suddenly pushed a button on his couch and the floor beneath Eddy skywalker and the guard open making them both fall in.
Once they reached the bottom Eddy skywalker got up and looked around he notice that he was in a pit with piece's of bone everywhere. Eddy skywalker looked up and saw Jabba and the rest of the creatures in the room staring down at him. Suddenly a loud creaking noise filled the pit and Eddy skywalker and the guard looked towards a metal door that was beginning to open.
"Oh no the rancor" said cEddpo.
Soon the door was fully open an elephant sized two legged beast called a rancor soon came out the shadows. The rancor gave out a mighty roar as it approached the two.
Terrified out of it's mind the guard desperately ran to a corner and tried to climb out of the pit. The rancor looked at the guard and with one mighty arm it grabbed the poor guard and ate the guard whole with it's bone breaking jaws. The rancor then looked at Eddy skywalker and gave out a mighty roar.
Eddy skywalker then notice a giant leg bone and grabbed it just as the rancor grabbed him. Slowly the rancor raised Eddy skywalker up to it's mouth. The rancor then open up it's mouth and was about to eat him when suddenly Eddy skywalker jammed leg bone into it's mouth. The rancor released Eddy skywalker and Eddy skywalker ran into a small ditch just as the rancor snapped the leg bone in two.
The rancor looked down at the ditch and it started to dig out Eddy skywalker. But Eddy skywalker quickly grabbed a rock and smashed it onto the rancor's fingers. The rancor roared in pain and using the opportunity Eddy skywalker got up and ran past the beast. But the rancor was right behind him. Eddy skywalker then approached the door and tried to open it but it was locked.
Eddy skywalker turned around and watched as the rancor slowly started to go past the door Eddy skywalker grabbed a skull and threw it angst the controls and the slammed shut right onto the rancor's neck instantly breaking it's neck.
Jabba watched the whole scene and screamed in anger.
"What how could this happen he's going to pay guards bring me the Jedi and solo and the wookie. They will pay for this outrage" said Jabba.
Soon Kevin solo, Edbacca and Eddy skywalker where soon placed in front of Jabba.
"Hey Kevin I see that your free" said Eddy skywalker
"oh hay dork where are you" said Kevin solo
"right to the left of you" said Eddy skywalker
"so where's Nazz" said Kevin solo
"I'm here" said princess Nazz.
"His high exaltedness the great Jabba the Hutt. Has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately" said cEddpo
"good I hate long wait's" said Kevin.
"You will therefore be taken to the dune sea and cast into the pit of carkoon. The nesting place of the all powerful sarlacc" said cEddpo
"Eh I been through worst" said Kevin solo
"in the sarlacc belly you will be slowly digested where you will get board until you go insane" said Kevin solo.
"On second thought let's past on that" said Kevin solo
"you should have bargain. It will be the last mistake you ever make" said Eddy skywalker as he and the rest where led out to go to the sarlacc where something's going to happen to Jabba.
will here you are with the next chapter. and by the way I am going to do the prequels but after this story like/review.