Hey all. It's been a long time! I'm probably going to be updating weekly form now on so sorry about that. Seems you have mixed feelings about some new sides of characters here. Also, remember that I have a poll. Vote now or perish at the hands of my totally evil Deathinator, MWAHAHA! Anyways, if the last chapter wasn't any implication, I'm bringing "Scottney" back.
On a completely different subject, I'm now on Deviant Art! My name there is Tigerfang98 (sound familiar?), so if you're on Deviant Art, feel free to stop by and say hi.
Oh, yeah and I have some reviews to respond to:
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And now for the story, try to keep your lunch in, because this chapter contains some pretty nasty scenes including: eating disgusting things, vomit humor, and (shudder) French kissing.
Last time on Total Drama:
The teams built boats with supplies that, in hindsight, were kind of tough to get to.
Noah evil-ed it up big time managing to convince Sky to believe that Samey had it in for her and Courtney had about as much luck making up with Scott as Leonard did at convincing us he was a wizard last season.
Speaking of luck, it was on the Geeks and Freaks' side as they found more boards, built a more impressive boat and was faster to the finish line than the Cool Kids' Club.
But the unluckiest person that day was Trent, who was blackmailed by Noah and later voted off.
Who will rumble? Who will stumble? Who won't be Humble? Find out right here on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!
If you didn't know that the theme song comes right here, after the recap, then you're beyond our help…
Chapter 6: V is For Vomit
Scott was chomping away at his food: pancakes made by somebody who wasn't Chef. How did he know that? They tasted fairly decent. Scott was by no means a picky eater. Heck, he even ate dirt on occasion, but Chef's cooking was outright nasty.
Courtney practiced what she was going to say. She went through the scenario a hundred times in her head. She thought of every single response Scott could give. She felt she was ready. Courtney approached Scott at the table where he was eating.
"Um…hi Scott," Courtney told the farm hand.
Scott looked away.
"Scott, I…I'm really sorry about what happened in All-Stars," Courtney said. She wasn't used to showing weakness.
"Oh, that," Scott replied.
"I'm over it," he said coolly.
"So we can get back together?" Courtney said excitedly.
"I didn't say anything about that," Scott said coldly.
"Come on Scott!" Courtney pleaded (and Courtney almost never pleaded), "That was a long time ago!"
"Well, since you're begging," Scott smiled, "we'll just have to see."
CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY
"We'll just have to see? What's that supposed to mean? Ugh, I'm so out of it!"
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
"Courtney betrayed my trust. Only I'm allowed to do that! It's gonna take a while before she gets my trust back!"
END CONFESSIONALS
Courtney walked back to her table.
"So how'd it go?" Samey asked.
"I don't know," Courtney admitted, "He said 'we'll just have to see.' What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well," Samey said, I might be over thinking this, but I think he meant that he isn't sure if he wants to forgive you yet. You did hurt him pretty bad."
"Well what do you know Sammy? You've never even dated before."
"I know I've never dated before, but I know what it's like to be betrayed. Last year, this boy asked me to my school's formal. I was really psyched because, you know, uh, not many boys like me. So I went to the dance with him and he made me feel really good and stuff. He insisted that I stay with him the whole time and he held me really close and said really loudly how much he loved me and…"
"That sounds great! What's your point?"
"Well, you see, it turns out that guy was Amy's ex-boyfriend and he only asked me out to the dance because Amy dumped him and he wanted to make her jealous."
"Ouch!" Courtney said.
"Yeah, ouch," Samey replied, "I haven't talked to him since. He's tried to make up, but I don't believe him."
"So what exactly are you trying to say?"
"I'm saying that Scott probably feels hurt and betrayed. He wants to make sure that if he decides to go out with you again, you're not going to let him down again."
"Alright," Courtney said, "So how do I get his trust back?"
"By doing a lot of small, nice, meaningful things for him!" Samey replied.
CONFESSIONAL: SAMEY
"I don't think Courtney's a bad person. She just needs to be more in tune to other peoples' feelings."
CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY
"Samey is really sweet. Hopefully that kindness doesn't translate into the competition. If that happens, we could have problems.
END CONFESSIONALS
"The ship is docked!" Chris's voice rang over the intercom, "That could only mean one thing: challenge time!"
The eighteen remaining teens walked off the ship. What they found was a beach that led off into an area that looked like a jungle.
"Welcome to Florida for today's experiment with your stomach strength!" Chris announced, "Today's challenge will be a little something I like to call 'V is for vomit!'"
The contestants all groaned.
"Yes, yes, this is the most brutal challenge to date!" Chris smirked, "Here's how it works. I'm going to give you a letter and you must find something in the jungle, on the ship, or otherwise that starts with that letter."
"That's not so bad," Scott said.
"You didn't let me finish. After you find something in the jungle that starts with your letter, you are to give it to me. Then, I'll randomly select a member of the other team that has to eat it. If somebody refuses to eat it or pukes trying, they're out of the challenge. Oh, and nothing toxic, please. The network has really been hounding me about safety. First team to loose all their players looses a member."
CONFESSIONAL: BRIDGETTE
"I was really hoping there wouldn't be eating challenges this season. I don't have the strongest stomach."
END CONFESSIONAL
"The first letter is N!" Chris told the contestants.
Scott already came up with a devious plan. He got onto the ship and came out with a pair of tweezers.
"Alright, alright," he told himself. Then he put the tweezers in his nose and yanked out a lot of nose hair, "AAAAGGGGHH! He screamed."
Chris passed out plates to all the contestants.
"Time to eat!" he announced in a sinister way.
"Sorry, but I'm allergic to nuts," Noah told the host, "I refuse to eat them."
"You're still eliminated," Chris informed the bookworm.
"Better than being poisoned."
Heather gasped, "Ugh! Is this nose hair!"
Scott cackled. "Yes it is!"
"Nose hair from Scott?" Heather gagged.
CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER
"The things I do for this game!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Heather held her nose and ate Scott's nose hair. "EEEW! It has boogers in it!" Heather gagged as she choked down her "food."
Meanwhile, Geoff was having an easy downing the noodles that Rodney found, but Tyler had to eat a nest with three eggs in it.
Tyler crunched on the branches and was able to get it down, but then belched, making a baby bird jump out.
CONFESSIONAL: IZZY
"I thought I got him with the nest, guess I have to get crazier!"
END CONFESSIONAL
On the Geeks and Freaks, Izzy had an easy time eating her nougat and Eva could choke down the nails that came from Brick's fingers.
"Wow!" Chris announced, "Only Noah is out! Time to up the ante! The next letter is A!"
Izzy ran out into the swampland. She found a sleeping alligator. She chuckled evilly. She jumped the large reptile and grabbed it in a chokehold. She then proceeded to grab a sharp stone and cut off the Alligator's tail. The alligator swam off into the swamp, missing his tail.
On the beach, Bridgette was wondering what to get. She couldn't force somebody to eat meat. That would be bad. The only thing she could think of was an apple. She ran to the ship to get one and resented her unoriginal idea.
Chris handed out plates to the contestants. "Hopefully somebody will throw up this round.
Ella was given Bridgette's shining red apple, but she freaked out and swatted the crispy fruit away (the reference to which should be obvious).
Izzy was easily able to eat the ants she was given and Brick ate his applesauce.
Bridgette was given Izzy's alligator tail, but the vegetarian couldn't bring herself to eat the appendage.
CONFESSIONAL: BRIDGETTE
"Where does Izzy get these things?"
END CONFESSIONAL
Everybody else was able to stomach his or her "A" food, much to Chris's dismay.
"Darn, I was certain that round would get more people out! Anyways, Noah, Ella and Bridgette are gone! Let's see who's next when you are given the letter S!"
A bunch of the contestants scooped up some sand from the beach and gave it to Chris.
Dakota decided to be more creative and gave Chris a stump from the woods and Heather came with a cup of swamp water.
When eating time came, Geoff tried to eat Dakota's stump, but he kept getting splinters in his throat, which eventually made him vomit.
Dakota held her nose and tried to get the swamp water down. She eventually succeeded, but some vomit came up. She kept it in her mouth and swallowed it, feeling pretty messed up afterward.
But that was nothing compared to Courtney's plate, which had a snake with a wood skewer through its head.
"Izzy, are you serious? You want me to eat the snake?" Courtney retched
"Oh, no, not the snake, the skewer!" Izzy answered, "but if you want to eat the snake too, that's alright!"
"Izzy, you are such a freak," Courtney scolded as she chewed on the wooden stick.
"Geoff is out!" Chris announced. "Three rounds and only four of you are out! What is wrong with you?"
"We're just tough," Eva scoffed.
"I'd use the word 'crazy,'" Chris replied, "Speaking of 'crazy,' your next letter is C!"
Izzy looked at Courtney and let out an evil laugh. Courtney screamed.
"I'm gonna nab me a counselor!"
"Um…yeah, don't get Courtney, she has lawyers, but you can get Chef!"
"Nah, Chef probably tastes really bad!" Izzy chirped, "To the jungle it is!"
In the meantime, Rodney found a cocoon. Ezekiel found a chicken egg. Sky found a cockroach.
CONFESSIONAL: IZZY
"I couldn't get a counselor, so I found the next best thing!"
END CONFESSIONAL
"A raw fish?" Sky asked in disgust.
"It's a carp!" Izzy said.
"So you expect me to eat a raw carp?"
"Yep, yep!" Izzy chimed, "Don't worry, the chances it has a tapeworm egg in it is only, like, one in ten!"
"I think I'm gonna be sick," Sky choked before eating the raw fish.
"Yeah," Izzy said, "what you have to worry about are the heart flukes!"
Sky couldn't take it anymore and vomited.
"You think you have it bad, Sky?" Heather whined, "I got Chuggy Chugs!" Heather plugged her nose and chugged the cup full of spoiled milk and bad meat. She coughed, but nothing came out. Heather was still in the game. She didn't know whether that was a good thing or a bad thing.
Dakota was having the same problem swallowing her cockroach, which squirmed and wriggled inside her throat.
Tyler took his chicken egg in his hand and placed it in its mouth. He heard some cracking noise and immediately took it out. The egg was hatching in his hand. The tiny chick cracked out of the egg and Tyler found himself face-to-beak with his worst fear. Tyler screamed and threw the bird down and ran for his life.
"Sky and Tyler are out! That's four of the Cool Kids; Club and Two Geeks and Freaks" Chris announced, "Next letter is M!"
Lindsay walked into her stateroom on the ship and found some of her makeup. She dusted some powder onto her plate and kissed it goodbye. Then she walked down to the beach and gave it to Chris.
Heather went down to the swamp in the forest and scooped up some mud. Scott found a mouse.
Dakota took a one-dollar bill from her pocket and put it on her plate.
Dave couldn't bring himself to eat the money, but he did take it and put it in his pocket for use later.
Scott had to eat his mud, which he didn't have any problems with.
"Why do I always get the disgusting stuff?" Heather complained as she tried to eat her mouse. It was still squirming around. Next to her, Courtney was trying to eat her mealworms, but as they crawled around in her belly, she couldn't take it any longer and blew.
CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY
"I hate bugs! They're so gross and crawly and," She shudders.
END CONFESSIONAL
"Five-two, Geeks and Freaks!" Chris announced, "Better start stepping it up, guys! Your next letter is B!"
Eva ripped some bark off a tree with her powerful hands. Tyler found a fat beetle and Brick found a brick of his own.
Izzy's idea was by far the craziest. She found a beehive on a tree branch and put it on her plate, feeling a little sorry for whomever had to eat it.
Her pity was gone as soon as she saw Heather struggling to eat her beehive. She was taking bites out of the honey-filled structure, but she finally gave when a bunch of angry bees came out of the hive and started stinging her esophagus. She started choking and had to be whisked off to the medical wing on the ship. Needless to say, she was disqualified from the contest.
Izzy gnawed on her brick, but the hardness of the rock hurt her teeth so much that she couldn't finish it
CONFESSIONAL: IZZY
"I couldn't risk breaking my teeth on that brick. My teeth are my babies. Without them I can't bite people!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Eva easily ate the beetle that she was served. "Give me something hard next time!" she dared the opposing team.
"Izzy and Heather are gone, making the score 3-6 Geeks and Freaks" Chris told the contestants as the Cool Kids' Club breathed a collective sigh of relief that they wouldn't be served anymore of the crazy food from the crazy girl, "The next letter is T!" Chris yelled.
"Darn!" Izzy said, "I had a great idea for this one!"
Samey gathered some turnips from the kitchen on the ship. Rodney found a turtle in the swamp, but the big guy couldn't bring himself to rip the turtle out of his shell, so he settled for some tape. Dakota put some termites into a little vial. Geoff found some table scraps from the dining hall.
"EEEW!" Dakota screamed, "Is this tap water?"
"Yes it is," Tyler said in hopes that Dakota would be deterred from drinking the questionable liquid.
It worked. The spoiled girl dropped it and screamed.
Meanwhile, Brick was having a hard enough time eating the termites that Dakota served him. The bugs crawled around his throat, but he was eventually able to swallow them without heaving.
Back on the other team, Eva easily downed her turnips, but Rodney was having a hard time eating teeth (don't ask how Lindsay found them). Scott munched happily on his table scraps that Geoff found. Eventually, Rodney's stomach gave and the farm boy lost his groceries.
"Rodney and Dakota are out!" Chris announced to the remaining contestants, "5-6, Geeks and Freaks, but the Cool Kids' Club is catching up!"
The remaining Cool Kids weren't looking too good. Samey looked ready to retch and Lindsay looked very sick. Geoff's face was turning green. Even some of the eliminated members looked disgusted just by watching. The only Cool Kid who didn't look even a little sick was Brick, but with the crappy food that he was forced to eat in the service, this was almost a break for him.
The other team was having a much easier time. Eva smacked her silverware and Scott licked his lips, eager for more. Ezekiel looked a little sick, but was otherwise ok.
"Three-four, Cool Kids' Club is ahead for the first time today!" Chris said to the seven remaining teens. "The next letter is L!"
Ezekiel got onto the ship and found a can of lima beans. Lindsay found herself a bottle with the word 'laxative' written on it. She didn't know what it was, but it started with an L, so she figured she could use it.
In the swamp, Eva found a lizard, bit its head off and put it on her plate. Geoff found a lily pad and Scott got his hands on some lichen.
Samey found herself eating Eva's lizard. She held her nose as tight as she could, but the guts from the lizard still oozed down her throat.
CONFESSIONAL: SAMEY
"I thought I'd do pretty well in the eating challenges because Amy's always putting nasty stuff into my food back home, but that lizard really took the cake for me.
END CONFESSIONAL
The slime and blood from the lizard was all over her mouth and she couldn't help but taste the putrid disgustingness. Eventually, as the final bit of the lizard slithered down her throat, Samey took a deep breath in, trying to stabilize herself, but her stomach finally gave in and she splattered vomit all over the place.
Samey groaned, "I gotta lay down."
Eva gulped down the lima beans Samey found, but Ezekiel knew better than to drink the laxative Lindsay served him. Lindsay herself found that the lichen she was served was crawling with bugs, which made it all the more difficult for her to gulp it down, but she did and Scott slurped up his lily pad like it was his favorite snack.
"Samey and Ezekiel are out. Only Geoff, Brick and Lindsay remain for the Cool Kids' Club and only Scott and Eva are left for the Geeks and Freaks!" Chris announced, "The next letter is W!"
Scott dug around in his ear and found some wax. Eva dug into the ground and removed a few worms from the soil. Lindsay looked into a tree and found a web, but the sticky substance bound to her hand and she couldn't get it free. She tried to shake off the silky stuff, but then she realized that there was a rather big tarantula crawling up her arm.
Now, Lindsay was an independent, mature young woman who broke every stereotype people typically hold about beautiful blonde girls. Therefore, she held her cool for about half a second before freaking out about the spider. The rapid shaking of her arm disturbed the eight-legged creature, which proceeded to sink its fangs into Lindsay's flesh, paralyzing the blonde.
In the meanwhile, Geoff was on the ship, finding some wrapping paper and Brick found some spicy wasabi in a bottle.
The contestants went back to the dock to find that Lindsay was gone. After about fifteen minutes of waiting for the poor girl to arrive, Chris finally became impatient, disqualified Lindsay from the challenge and exempted Eva from eating anything after Lindsay failed to return.
"Aren't you going to send somebody to find her?" Brick asked, worriedly.
"Uh, yeah," Chris said, "Good call, Brick, we'll probably be sued for negligence or something if she's dead. Intern!"
"Yes Chris," a boy dressed in red arrived.
"That's Master Chris to you!"
"Yes Master Chris," the boy corrected himself.
"Go into the forest and find a ditzy blonde girl with a blue bandanna in her hair!"
"Sir! Yes Sir!" the intern replied and he was off.
Within minutes, Lindsay joined Heather in the infirmary on the ship.
Back in Florida, Brick was served his plate full of worms. There must've been 50 of them, all squirming around, covered in moist soil. Brick slurped up the wiggly creatures one by one, but soon realized that his approach was getting him nowhere, so he took a deep breath and sloped the plate into his mouth and ate the worms.
Eva stuffed the wrapping paper into her mouth and swallowed without breaking a sweat, but Scott was having a tougher time drinking his spicy wasabi. Scott was incredibly sensitive to spicy food and felt himself breathing fire (not literally, of course) as soon as the first drop of the sauce touched his tongue. He dropped the bottle and dashed back to the ship to get water. The bottle shattered and Scott was out.
Geoff was served his plate of wax and took one lick and promptly vomited.
"Only Eva and Brick remain!" Chris announced, "It's time for the lightning round! The next letter is P!"
Eva ate the paper she was served while Brick happily ate his pomegranite.
"Next letter, H"
Eva stomached the hummus she was given and Brick ate the hair with only minor gagging.
"Next letter is F!"
"Really, Brick? Flakes?" Eva said as Brick was forced to eat his flies.
"Ugh!" Chris whined, "This is taking too long!"
Eva and Brick shared threatening looks.
"Next letter is O!"
"Where did you find an octopus?" Brick asked Eva. Eva just smiled as she chomped on her onion.
"Hurry up!" Chris moaned, "somebody puke already!"
It looked unlikely. Brick and Eva were too pumped to vomit.
"Next letter is R!"
Eva ate her raisins and Brick ate his radish.
"I!" Chris announced
Brick got a really bad brain freeze trying to eat his ice. Eva was easily able to eat her insects.
"Ok!" Chris said, "This is a half-hour show, so I'm going to have to end the challenge after this letter. If you both eat what you're served, both teams win and nobody goes home. Your letter is D!"
CONFESSIONAL: BRICK
Eva is a huge health freak; therefore I chose something that even she wouldn't dare eat.
END CONFESSIONAL
"WHAT?" Eva screamed as she was given her food, "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO POISON MY BODY WITH THIS CRAP?" she bellowed as she was served her D food. What could she have been served that mad her freak like that? Dandruff? Dung? Nope, she was given a donut.
"I CANNOT DESTROY MY BODY WITH SUGAR!" the exercise buff screamed.
"Yes!" Brick congratulated himself as he ate his dirt.
"NOOO!" Eva yelled, "Oh well, at least I have my iPod to listen to. Eva went back to her stateroom.
DINING HALL
Eva stormed into the dining hall.
"WHERE'S MY IPOD?" Eva screamed
"I don't know," Scott said, "It's probably just in your room."
Eva got into Scott's face and snarled through her teeth, "I looked all over my room." Then she screamed, "Everybody show me your pockets! I want to see empty pockets!"
"This is ridiculous," Scott scoffed. "Nothing in this pocket," Scott emptied his left pocket. Nothing in this—oh crap…" Scott pulled out Eva's iPod.
Eva grabbed Scott by his neck, "So it was you!"
"I—I don't know what your talking about!"
"Then what was in your pocket?"
CONFESSIONAL: NOAH
"I can't afford to have such physically gifted players on my team. They don't appreciate my intellect and think I'm just dead weight. If I want to stay safe, I need to get rid of them. So I placed Eva's iPod in Scott's pocket. Eva gets voted off now for her rage and anger issues and Scott gets voted off later because he's a thief. I'm sure I can frame him for something else later on."
END CONFESSIONAL
The Geeks and Freaks gave Scott a few angry looks. He was bombarded with angry words.
"Thief!" Rodney scolded.
"Traitor!" Eva said.
"We should tie his limbs to horses and quarter him, yep, yep!" Izzy suggested.
"Nah, let's just vote him off," Ezekiel said.
"Wait!" Courtney said to the Geeks and Freaks, "I know Scott. He's evil, deceptive, lying, scheming, dirty, he doesn't smell too good, he—"
"Get to the point!" Scott said.
"Anyway," Courtney continued, "Scott has his faults. He has a lot of faults. He probably has more faults than the roughest earthquake, but he's not a thief! He was framed!"
The Geeks and Freaks let out a collective gasp.
"Contestants!" Chris called over the loudspeaker, "It's time to vote off a Geek or Freak! Meet me at the deck of shame!"
CONFESSIONAL: EZEKIEL
"After Scott stole Eva's iPod, I don't think I can trust him again. Courtney vouched for him, but she's not squeaky clean when it comes to honesty either, eh?
CONFESSIONAL: ELLA
"If Scott says he did not steal Eva's iPod, I believe him, however, Eva showed us a side today that I do not think I can forgive."
CONFESSIONAL: EVA
"My vote is for that thieving bastard Scott."
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
"With Eva's anger management issues still in full swing, I don't think she's an asset to the team anymore. I'm not voting for her just to cover my own skin, geez!"
CONFESSIONAL: IZZY
"I saw Noah take Eva's iPod and put it in Scott's pocket. That's why I vote for Noah. I just wish I could get somebody to believe me…
END CONFESSIONAL
CUT TO DECK OF SHAME
"Wow!" Chris said as he tallied the votes, "This one was close. In fact, if Izzy didn't have crazy notions about Noah stealing Eva's iPod, we'd have a tie!"
"Yeah," Noah said, "Why would I ever do that, hehe…"
Scott and Eva shared dirty looks.
"The following Freaks and Geeks are momentarily safe:"
"Ella,"
"Ezekiel,"
"Rodney,"
"Izzy,"
"Dakota,"
"Noah,"
"Eva, Scott, one of you will be going home," Chris told the two.
Scott glared at Eva. Eva glared at Scott.
"And today's looser is:"
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"Eva!"
"WHAT? ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME!"
"Nope, it was a three-four vote. As they say in Florida, later gator!"
"I DEMAND A RECOUNT!"
"Ok, fine," Chris groaned, "One, two, three votes for Scott. One, two, three, four votes for Eva."
"NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Eva bellowed, "ALL YOU F****** A******* VOTED FOR ME, WHEN THERE WAS CLEARLY A MORE GUILTY PARTY?!" She pointed a very unfriendly finger toward Scott.
"Eva, this is supposed to be a family show, so could you please just leave?"
"NEVER!" Eva screamed as Chris shot her with a tranquilizer dart. Chris laid a lifeboat in the water and had Chef place the sleeping girl in the boat.
"She looks so peaceful," Chris said, "Oh well, let's get going!" The boat sailed away, leaving the snoozing fitness buff in the dust (or, I guess, bubbles).
STATEROOM 7 (COURTNEY & SAMEY)
Knock, Knock. Somebody was at the door.
"I got it," Samey said.
Samey opened the door. It was Scott.
"Hey Samey, can I talk to Courtney?" The farm boy asked.
"Uh, yeah, come in, and I'm going by Sammy now," she replied.
Scott walked into the room.
"What's up?" Courtney asked.
"Uh…listen…well…uh…"
"You want me to leave?" Sammy offered.
Scott was stuttering so much he couldn't even make a coherent sentence, so she took it upon herself to take a little stroll around the ship.
"So, Scott, what do you want?" Courtney asked.
"Um…I just wanted to say…err…um…"
Courtney slapped Scott across the face.
"Oh, thanks," Scott replied sheepishly, "Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that it was really cool what you did over there."
"What did I do?" Courtney blushed, playing cool (even though she totally knew what she did).
"You remember, that thingy, with those people," Scott said.
Courtney smiled, "Yes, I remember."
"Uh…maybe I was a little harsh on you. Maybe you do have a heart after all."
"I do have a heart. Sometimes I just get a little, uh, caught up in the competition."
"Hey, I do, too, don't worry," Scott said, " But I was thinking…maybe we could get back together?"
"Under one condition," Courtney said.
"What's that?"
"I get to be the girlfriend this time."
Scott grabbed Courtney and took her in close (Courtney didn't stop him) and shared a long kiss. Whether there was any tongue involved, I don't know.
After Scott left, Sammy, who was secretly camping out in Bridgette and Lindsay's adjacent room (listening through the wall with the others) came back to her room.
"So, what happened?" she asked as if she didn't know.
Before Sammy got her answer, Courtney wrapped her arms around her friend in a big bear hug.
"It worked! It worked! Your advice worked!" Courtney screamed happily.
"So you and Scott are back together?" Sammy asked as innocently as she could.
"Yes! And he asked me!"
"You're kidding!"
"I'm not!"
CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY
"Sammy's advice on loyalty worked wonders! Maybe I should listen to other people more often!"
END CONFESSIONAL
CARGO HOLD
"Looks like Samey and Courtney are awfully chummy together," Topher observed, looking at the screen of his computer.
"We can take care of that," Amy assured him.
"How?" Topher asked
"It's Courtney. She has a hard time keeping friends. She's bound to shoot herself in the foot sometime."
"So we're gonna help that happen, right?" Topher asked.
"Nah, I have better plans."
"Like helping me become host?"
"No, not yet, the time's not right. I was thinking about Samey's relationship with Dave."
"What about it?"
"Are you an idiot?" Amy scolded, "We need to drive a bigger wedge between her and Sky! Make Sky so irritated at Samey that she makes her misery the sole purpose of her existence!"
"Alright, but in the meanwhile, I want to see what Chris is doing. I need to familiarize myself with his every move so I can effectively take over as host."
Topher turned the channel to the camera in Chris's room.
"What? Give them a break? What for?"
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"Ok, maybe I've been working them a little hard this season, but still!"
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"And what will you do if I don't?"
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"Alright, alright I'll give them a break, fine!"
"A break," Amy pondered, "Excellent!" she gave an evil grin
Chris was still on the phone, "What? Oh, hold on a second," Chris faced the camera, "Who will we eliminate next? When will we be legally able to eliminate that person? Hopefully soon on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!" He went back to the phone, "So wait, Sheldon did WHAT?"
TO BE CONTINUED…
What? No Samey/Dave/Sky this chapter? What's happening?
Well, think of this as the calm before the storm. No conflict today, but the next time we meet, things are gonna get pretty nasty, plus I wanted to focus on Scott and Courtney's relationship in this chapter as opposed to that love triangle. If you thought Eva's swearing was bad, just wait until Sky's conflict with Samey kicks into full swing. This story's rated T for a reason!
If you managed to make it this far, you've obviously got time on your hands, so review and vote in my poll.
Up Next: We take a short break from the competition to explore something that Total Drama fans seem to be fascinated with. See you there!
Eliminated: Sugar, Shawn, Alejandro, Trent, Eva…