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"Wow, this is, offending." Hinata began, "but, in a way that's different than any of the other fics we've read."

"How so?" Yuri asked.

"You, have to read it to believe it." Hinata said as he closed his eyes and shook his head.

"OK, does it at least not contain anything we've already restricted?" Yuri asked

"Actually," Hinata paused, "The story does have everyone in character with no sex . ..It even has progression as a story And it still manages to be offending."This got everyone curious as they rolled to Hinata's area.

"Go ahead." Yuri said cautiously.

Such Is Life

"Already sounds like it'll be a cheerful story." Yuusa stated.

"You have no idea." Hinata replied

By: The YakuzaBattlefrontSniper

"Now that battlefront name, is badass." Fujimaki declared.

"WE AREN'T A CRIMINAL GANG." Yuri yelled back.

Summary: Reincarnated, The Battlefront happens to all live in the same city and go to the same middle school.

"Waaayyy too convenient." said Noda.

"Get ready everyone, it's a reincarnation fic." Hisako warned, everyone braced themselves.

And this is their story.

Yuri woke up and got out of bed to greet another day, as she wondered why she bothered doing so anymore.

"OK, so I'm apparently suicidal, lovely. Also, I've noticed these reincarnation fics establish that we have the same names that we did in the past, which is not how reincarnation works from what I was taught. Hinata shook his head

"The rabbit hole goes so much deeper." he mumbled.

She got dressed for school and went downstairs. Halfway down the stairs memories flashed before her eyes. Horrible memories of that day- running upstairs, frantically searching for something worth a lot of money, finding the vase, running back downstairs, dropping the vase, her finger bleeding, and finally the clock with-

Yuri jumped out of her chair.

"What the fuck IS THIS SHIT?! Just, What the hell?! I thought this was a reincarnation fic, this is shit that already fucking happened! what isthis bull shit?!" Yuri yelled. Hinata continued a combination of nodding and shaking his head.

Yuri gritted her teeth while holding her head. She then began taking deep breaths, attempting to regain control. Once she did she went to the house's reserved room. A miniature Shinto shrine had been set up with pictures of the three precious siblings Yuri lost that day.

"Fuck you fanfic, just, fuck you." Yuri said darkly. Tears had begun forming in Yuri's eyes. A moment later Yuri was surrounded by her siblings . Her brother hopped on her lap and hugged her while the other two hugged her from either side.

After praying for her siblings, Tony, Brittany, and Joy,

"Errr I don't think Yuri ever told anybody the names of her siblings while we were in the Afterlife, which is what these people I presume know as "Angel Beats." Iwasawa volunteered "However, I seriously wonder what makes these people think they had such, Western names." Yuri shook her head.

she headed off for school, not feeling like eating . She headed down the street, passing a large plot of land. In the middle of it was an old fashion house. A few years ago there was a story on the news. a home schooled boy named Ayato Naoi lived. His twin brother, a talented pottery prodigy had just died in an accident, and so it had been decided that Ayato would be forced to become the replacement pottery master. Yuri saw the boy spinning clay through an open door in his house, Yuri could see immense emotional turmoil in his eyes

"Are you serious?!" Ayato yelled angrily. My life didn't change at all?! Even after going through what I did and my soul reaching the epiphany I did, with Otonashi's amazing help, I still ended up in the exact same position I did in the past life with the exact same reaction to it?"

She then passed the house of a boy named Noda she tutored once a week for some side money. Noda was a total hikikomori. He was completely socially inept. He constantly fought with his mom and his mom always expressed her concern for her son to Yuri..

"That's, disgusting." Noda said as anger quaked through his body. "There's no way I'd let myself lead that kind of life again!" he yelled.

After leaving the residential area Yuri entered the city's commercial district She reached a particular intersection which had a ensemble of flowers, teddy bears, and cards, in the center, a single, slightly warned baseball. Next to it was a plaque that read "In loving memory of Hideki Hinata."He died after being hit by a truck. His reaction time slowed by the drugs he had been trying to ween himself off of.

"I just don't get, why this writer thinks we'd live the exact same life as last time, I just don't get it. I, seriously doubt I would make the same mistakes . . .would I?" Hinata's shaking hands were grabbed suddenly by Yui .

"You won't!" she said cheerfully. "I'll be there to love you and make sure that doesn't happen!If you get anywhere near those nasty drugs when we are reincarnated I will beat the shit out of you so badly you'll be too scared to step foot in another pharmacy. I'll just have to buy all of your condoms an-"

"Yui for fuck sake there are kids in the room." Yuri said sharply. Yui blushed and apologized sheepishly. Hinata put a hand on Yui's head.

"Yui, this is why I love you." he said. Yui cuddled up happily with him as he continued to read.

Yuri arrived at her school . She walked to the vending machine and purchased a cheese danish.

"We have those in a Japanese vending machines? That's distasteful. I'd only eat a Danish baked fresh." Kanade commented.

She then bought a bottle of melon fanta.

"It's bad enough this fic has done what it had done, now it is forcing me to eat a meal like that?

Yuri walked up three flights of stairs to the music room which had all of the window curtains drawn and the lights off. The curtains though were transparent enough to let some light in. A student sat next to one of the windows. Her jacket was totally open and her tie was completely undone.

"Hey Takahashi," I brought you some breakfast." Yuri said in a monotone.

"So, not only am I in this, offensive shit, but now I'm going to be forced to eat that weird meal?" Hisako complained.

"Not hungry." Hisako mumbled sighed and sat next to the girl, placing the food in front of her.

"It's not, your fault you know. She, she made that choice herself."

"Maybe I could have stopped her, and , got her help . . .She could, have been here today. This could have been a normal day of band practice. If only I didn't take my eyes off her." Hisako's voice was strained and cracked. Her skin was discolored. She's been starving herself ever since her band's vocalist killed herself. "Where did I go wrong?!"

Hisako's jaw was tight and her hands were in fists in her lap. Iwasawa put an arm around her, bringing them together.

"Like I said, she did that to herself." Yuri said standing up. "Don't follow in her footsteps Hisako. You've got too much talent and potential so, please eat, stay alive."

"I'm sure I mentioned this whenever I told anyone that story: After our vocalist died, I swore I'd never pick up another guitar. So, no I didn't have potential." Hisako argued. "Which is why I . . .ended up here."

"You got to perform with everyone here, playing with you, was some of my best memories." Iwasawa smiled. Hisako smirked.

Yuri left the music room and headed to class. She sat at her desk which was immediately invaded.

"So, you wanna go out to the nice restaurant that opened down the rooaadd?"

"Miyuki, you have hit on waayy too many guys for me to believe for a second you're into girls." Yuri replied.

"I'm hitting on, Yuri ." Irie said before putting her face in her hands. "Oh my gosh"

"It's called being bi Yuri. I gotta try both sides before I decide."

"No on so many levels."

"Whatever Miyuki, sheesh button your shirt up, I can see like, half your boobs."

At that moment Hinata pulled himself and Yui to a side while the computer screen met Miyuki's shoe.

"B cup" Miyuki replied seductively with a wink and a jiggle

"Like that's something to brag about." Miyuki huffed.

Miyuki was then glomped by her best friend Shiori.

"There. " Yuri concluded. "Go experiment with her."

"This fanfic needs to seriously die already." Shiori said flatly.

"Miyukichi, so like you wouldn't believe how Shigatsu ended!" Shiori began as they lodged into their own conversation. "Those two have no idea how freaking easy they have it. How lucky they are. They're always happy go lucky. I bet they've never known true pain or struggle. I bet everything has been easy for them.

The two began howling in laughter.

School went on uneventfully after that. When class ended Yuri left the building and headed to the hospital. As she walked through the hall, she passed a girl in a wheelchair, being driven by her mother. he girl had hair that was an even more ridiculous shade of pink than Yuri's .

"Hey mom what do you think happened with Hideki? He promised he'd keep visiting and-" the mom's tight jaw told the whole story.

"Masami."

"Hmm?"

"May I borrow your guitar to kill this bitch?" Yui was glaring at the screen

"Sorry, I usually don't loan my guitars out to be dirtied by the blood of such horrible bull shit."

Yuri reached room 408 and knocked on the door before entering. In the room was only a teen girl lying on a bed, completely still . Her hot pink eyes stared at the ceiling. Yuri grabbed a guitar that was leaning on the wall and began tuning it before playing a somber instrumental.

"Damn it . . " Yuri thought. "You were so cool and pretty and had so much potential. But your father just had to slam a beer bottle in your head, and ruin it for you, Not only that but, you got apasia of all things.

Iwasawa raised her hand. Everyone looked at her and she smiled with her eyes closed

"Judging by the name choices before, I'm assuming the writer here is one of Western descent. They believe in Christ, not you Takeyama, and Heaven after death through faith. Reincarnation is probably something that they are as unfamiliar with as we are with Christian teachings. Still they should at LEAST know that reincarnation involves a soul being born again into a new life. They should AT LEAST know that this new life means new circumstances and the new person being surrounded by different people and behavior. THEY SHOULD AT LEAST KNOW THAT REINCARNATION does not throw you into some crazy alternate timeline variant of the life you just lived REINCARNATION DOES NOT FUCKING PUT YOU IN THE SAME FUCKING MISERY THAT YOU JUST BLOODY OVERCAME! IT'S,IT'S A CHANCE TO START ANEW AND NOT GET FUCKED OVER AGAIN!" everyone applauded loudly at this.

After performing the piece, Yuri sadly put the guitar away and left the room.

"I hate this city." Yuri thought. "Everyone gets way too much shit thrown their way. Everyone is given too much pain and misfortune to bear. Are humans destined to suffer like this forever? How could God be such a fucked up God?"

"Yup, my soul learned nothing from the past life." Yuri sighed.

As Yuri walked she came face to face with a picture of Ghandi. Yuri pondered this for a minute. "He said "Be the change you wish to see in the world." Yeah, that was him. " she thought. "I didn't think much of the quote at the time, but what change would I want to see in the world? I would want there to be less unjust, or at least be able to see people overcome that unjust. I, don't want to see more people suffer in this hell called life. Soo, what can I do about it?" Yuri asked. "What can I do to fight God's unjust?

"And the Battlefront was formed with at least half of the members dead, paralyzed or in immense despair!" Ooyama said throwing his hands in the air.

Yuri continued to walk and suddenly heard a voice.

"Hey Yuzuru, I really want to go to Akihabara." a girl , aged ten or so said.

"Hatsune I swear I'll take you there the first day you get out of this hospital, we just have to wait for a kidney donor match." the boy replied

"I really hope I don't go through that waiting game again in my next life." Hatsune grumbled. Yuzuru collected her into his arms and whispered to her "You won't, I promise.

Yuri's eyes widened. She was at lost at first, of what to do, but it quickly became obvious what she needed to do.

"Excuse me." she said entering the room. "I'd like to be tested to see if I could be a match."

She needed to change the world, so it'd be a little less fucked up.

The End

"" Well now . . ." Matsushita breathed.

"That fic had a , moral." Takeyama continued.

"Ambiguous ending though . . .God demands a proper ending!" Naoi yelled.

"Well, let's just assume the best ending!" Otonashi replied. "That seems to be what the story was setting up to go for anyway." Yuri nodded.

"However . . ." the leader began " There was WWWWWAAAAYYY too much bull shit building up to that so, a little less bull shit in the future please?"

Everyone agreed, and headed back for more searching.

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