What's up everyone? Tigerfang98 is back and better than ever! This episode is Total Drama zero! Zero sugar, zero fat! So, it's not funny, but it's more healthy...
I've been getting a lot of people telling me that the last chapter there was pretty dramatic. Don't expect the same for this one. Sorry...
So, wait, this chapter's not funny and not dramatic, so your probably asking yourself "Why should I stay here?"
For those of you who haven't tuned out, there are, as per usual, a few things to discuss. First off, I've confirmed a cast for the next season! You all know Ted, but I've kept everyone else a secret! I figured I'd treat y'all to a little taste of what's coming up. So, without further ado, next season will feature a narcissist, a California girl, an Italian romantic, a rock star wannabe, a paranoid guy, a drunk, an optimist, a bodybuilder, a cutthroat, a special comeback from a past season and much, much more!
Second, if anyone has an idea for a new wacky invention or a cameo for the next chapter, please tell me. I'll listen to everybody's ideas, even if they're stupid...
Third, if you read this, REVIEW IT! Reviews really help me to grow as an author and better help me to understand what you guys want.
Now to respond to some reviews:
Corbinace: Yes, Samey will have a hard time getting out of this, but that's part of the hero's journey. The hero has to go through many trials and obstacles in order to triumph and get the reward. I can't tell you that Samey will win this season, but I can tell you she'll get some sort of gratification.
Hugh Takinamee: I try, I try. I think that if they had the chance, these characters would shank me in my sleep for all the crap I put them through...Also, remember, the good guy doesn't always win...at first anyway. And If I eliminated Noah, there would be no villain!
Guest: One thing I've noticed about people like Amy is that despite the ruse of confidence they present, they're really cowardly people. If you're really that confident, you don't need to belittle people to make yourself feel good. If Amy came out of the shadows and confronted Samey personally, it would be a bit OOC.
The Abysswalker: When you ask me if Samey's the protagonist, the answer's a bit more complex than just yes or no. You see, the thing about stories like this is that everybody has a different character they identify with and want to win. If you identify with and like Samey, then yes, she's the protagonist. Other people might see Courtney as the protagonist or even Dave or Noah...
Guest: Sorry, Sky and Dave are never, ever, ever getting back together, like, ever (sing that line...it makes it more fun...)
Wow! That took longer than normal! I guess I'll tell the story now...
Last time on Total Drama:
A cooking challenge brought out the most drama yet when Samey totally bitched at her team! Was she on her period or something?
Everyone got angry at Samey! It was so funny to watch that poor, innocent girl loose all of her friends like that!
On the other team Noah got real frustrated when his team couldn't even fix a single dish and things got even nastier when he made a huge mess and disqualified his team.
But, that sneaky weasel managed to avoid elimination once again by getting Dakota angry and forcing her to show her true side to her team, prompting them to eliminate her.
Who will be next to go? Find out right here on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!
I'll be nice and let somebody else sing the theme song for once...
Chapter 11: Sisterly Sabotage
STATEROOM 7 (SAMEY & COURTNEY)
Samey never felt more alone. Everything she enjoyed in the contest had been ripped away from her. She knew her sister was behind it and she knew the only way to make things right again was to expose her sister's presence on the ship to her friends.
Courtney wouldn't even talk to her. Samey had tried to tell Courtney that she didn't say anything about Duncan to her. She didn't want to hear. She was too angry. Courtney had told Samey everything about her problems with Duncan. She couldn't believe that one of her best friends betrayed her trust like that.
STATEROOM 10 (DAVE)
And then, in the middle of the night, Dave woke up. He wondered why he hadn't thought about it earlier. He knew the truth. He remembered spending the formal in the cargo hold...with Amy. He couldn't believe it. Samey would never use him. It was Amy the whole time.
Dave also remembered Amy's warning. If he told anyone, he would be eliminated. Amy would know. She had cameras and microphones everywhere.
But Dave decided it was time to stop being afraid of what might happen. He needed to get to his girlfriend and talk to her. She needed to know.
CARGO HOLD:
"Brilliant work there Amy!" Topher congratulated his friend.
"It was a good performance, wasn't it?" Amy agreed.
"So, what now?" Topher asked, "It seems as if we've wrecked Samey."
"We watch," Amy said, "Hey, zoom in on that one over there," Amy pointed to stateroom 7's camera.
The screen showed Samey sitting in bed, crying. Amy had never seen her sister hat miserable in her life. It made her happy.
"Um...remember how you told me you'd help me get that hosting gig?" Topher asked Amy
"Yes, I remember," Amy said, annoyance creeping out of her voice.
"So, when's that going to happen?" Topher asked.
"I have a confession to make," Amy said, a twinge of guilt in her voice.
"You love me?" Topher asked hopefully.
Amy gave him a disapproving look.
"No, Topher," Amy said, "I don't know how I can get you that hosting job, I just needed help humiliating Samey."
"So you've been lying to me this whole time?" Topher asked.
"Yes," Amy said, "I'm sorry Topher."
Topher looked disappointed, "It's ok. Spending time here with you makes up for it."
Amy flipped her hair, oblivious to the romantic undertone of Topher's words, "Hey, you don't totally suck as much as I thought you did yourself."
STATEROOM 7 (SAMEY & COURTNEY)
Samey decided that the best way to cheer up was to run. She figured she'd need to train for that triathlon anyway, so she decided to take a quick jog around the ship. As she left her stateroon, she was met by someone else.
"Going for a run Samey?" Brick asked her.
"Yeah," the cheerleader said, still depressed.
"What's wrong?" Brick asked, "Shouldn't you be swimming with your friends?"
"They're not my friends anymore," Samey said, "They're mad at me for saying things I never said!"
"You're very insistent that you didn't say those things," Brick observed.
"I didn't!" Samey pleaded, "I think my sister's on this ship. She took my identity! You have to believe me!"
"I'd love to believe you," Brick started, "but you saw Amy get thrown off the ship in the first episode. She's not here. She wasn't allowed to compete."
"She's not competing! She's hiding somewhere!"
"I don't know if I believe you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now," Brick said.
Samey smiled. She actually had a friend again.
As she began to run, Brick called for her again, "Oh and Samey,"
"Yeah?"
"Avoid that corridor right after the dining hall. It leads to Chris's gallery. You don't want to see the stuff in there."
"Thanks," Samey said.
Samey's run was relatively uneventful. She pretty much just did two laps around the ship, but when she got back to the hallway that contained the staterooms, she saw a lone figure. It wasn't Brick this time.
It was Dave.
"Sammy!" Dave cried, "I'm so sorry! I can't believe I fell for that! Will you ever forgive me?"
"Come again?" Samey asked Dave.
"What you said yesterday. I can't believe I thought you said it!"
"What?" Samey asked again, not understanding.
"I need to tell you something. Let's walk."
Dave and Samey began to take a lap around the ship.
"Sammy, I know you weren't there during that last challenge."
"How did you find out?"
"Remember that formal we had?" Dave asked.
"Yes, I remember!" Samey said to Dave, "You didn't come and then said you couldn't tell me where you were!"
"Yes, that sounds right...it's time I tell you what really happened," Dave said, "Sit down, this might be a lot."
Samey and Dave sat on a bench.
"I was kidnapped during the formal," Dave started, "I wasn't allowed to disclose any information about my captors. They said they'd make sure I was eliminated if I told you."
"So?" Samey pressed, "What happened?"
"There's no easy way to put this, Sammy," Dave said, "Your sister's on the ship. She's been camping out in the cargo hold with Topher, you remember, the guy who tried to take Chris's job."
"Yeah?" Samey asked, her worst fear confirmed.
"They wanted me to think I stood you up so that you would dump me," Dave said, "I wasn't allowed to tell you or else they said I'd be the next one to leave. I was worried at first. I didn't know what the two would do to me. I was afraid. But I'm not anymore."
"Why not?" Samey asked.
"Because some things are more important than money or winning," Dave said, getting closer to Samey.
"I thought you said you broke up with me?" Samey asked.
"I broke up with your sister, not you," Dave replied, "Sammy, I was a fool. Could you ever forgive me?"
Samey's face lit up. She wrapped her arms around Dave in a big hug.
"Enjoy it now," Dave warned, "because tomorrow, I probably won't be here."
"You will," Samey assured, "because this morning, we're going after them."
DINING HALL
Samey went to sit with her friends, her hand clasped firmly in Dave's.
"Hello, Samey," Lindsay said angrily. Hearing that name again made her cringe.
"Lindsay, Bridgette, Courtney," Samey said, "My sister's on the ship!"
"If you're trying to make up for your awful behavior yesterday," Bridgette said, "make up a good excuse. We all saw your sister dragged off the ship that first day."
"She's not lying," Dave said, "I saw her with my own two eyes.
"Sticking up for your lying girlfriend?" Courtney looked disgusted, "I thought you were better than that!"
"No," Dave said, "believe me! I know where they're hiding! They're in the cargo hold!"
"I'm not getting up from an actually decent breakfast to see what nonsense you two are talking about!" Courtney scolded.
"I'm sorry about what happened yesterday," Samey told her friends, "I don't know what happened, but whatever happened, I'm sorry. I don't like seeing any of you so upset. You're my friends!"
Bridgette and Lindsay smiled.
"Well, that's all I wanted," Bridgette said satisfied, "Sometimes we don't act like ourselves and we don't even remember what happened, we're so caught up in emotions. We are teenagers after all. I'll forgive you. I can't stay mad at you."
"I like puppies!" Lindsay said as the three shared a group hug.
Courtney scowled, "You're really going to let this just go forgiven?" she questioned.
"Courtney," Bridgette said, "it's a new day and life's short. It's an isolated incident. I can't stay angry. I think Sammy's still a fundamentally good person."
"I like turtles![1]" Lindsay agreed, "Also, being angry gives you wrinkles,"
"Fine!" Courtney scoffed, "But I've still got my eye on you!"
"Contestants!" Chris called over the loudspeaker, "Meet me in the auditorium, stat!"
AUDITORIUM
Chris stood on the stage in the ship's auditorium.
"Welcome!" Chris greeted the contestants, "Today, we will be doing a challenge that's been done before: the talent contest!"
Nobody cheered. This made Chris upset.
"Fine!" Chris said, "Be like that! Anyway, four contestants from each team must compete. Geeks and Freaks, you have only four members, so I hope you're talented because everybody gets to perform!"
Rodney and Ezekiel looked nervous. Noah rolled his eyes, but Ella seemed excited.
"Anyways," Chris said, "Since the Cool Kids' Club has more than four members, they get to pick the most talented members to perform! You have an hour to compile your best talents, starting...now!"
GEEKS & FREAKS
"Alright," Noah said, "I already know what I'm doing, what can you guys do?"
"What are you doing, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"I will be performing Marc Anthony's funeral monologue from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar," Noah said.
"Oh, yeah, I read that," Ezekiel said.
"I was supposed to read that for my English class," Rodney said, "but I could only find the play, not the book."
Noah face-palmed.
"Does anyone have any talent?" Noah asked his team.
"I can do archery," Ezekiel said.
"I saw your audition tape," Noah told the home-schooler, "and as funny as it would be to see Chris get hit with an arrow, we won't win with it."
"I can sing," Ella offered.
"Yes," Noah responded, "We all know you can sing. Can you sing something relevant instead of improvising a song?" Noah asked.
"Yeah! You want to hear what I can do?" Ella got excited.
"No, just do it when we perform," Noah said.
COOL KIDS' CLUB
"Ok," Courtney said, "I know that I'll be performing Beethoven's violin concerto 3. Anybody else know what they can do?"
"I can stand on my hands for 20 minutes," Bridgette offered.
"I still think that's a dumb talent," Courtney scowled, "anything else?"
"I can think of some sort of routine from my gymnastics team," Sky said.
"Good! That's two talents," Courtney seemed more satisfied.
"I've been practicing with my yo-yo," Tyler said, "I can do some tricks with that."
"No," Courtney said, "You're not trustworthy, sorry. How about you, Geoff, can you still skateboard?"
"Yeah! I can do that!" Geoff pumped his fist.
"Good," Courtney agreed, "That's three down, one left."
"Oh," Lindsay started, "I can-"
"Shut up," Courtney scolded, "The big kids are talking!"
Lindsay pouted.
"Dave, can you do anything?" Courtney asked.
"Not on-stage, no," Dave replied.
Courtney gritted her teeth. "Ugh!" She cried out of frustration, "Can't you guys do anything?"
Just then she heard a deep tenor voice singing.
She's got eyes of the blue and sky and if they filled with rain,
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
She found that beautiful voice belonged to...Brick.
"Wow," Courtney said, impressed, "I didn't know you could sing like that!"
"Eh," he responded, "Not really a big thing, I heard that song a lot during training camps and stuff."
"Could you possibly perform that for the show?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah, I could give it a try," Brick said.
"Great!" Courtney smiled, "We are so going to win this thing!"
CARGO HOLD
"Crap," Amy cursed. "Topher, they know we're here!"
"Who's 'they?'"
"Dave told Samey!" Amy snapped, "She knows!"
"Do they know where we're hiding?" Topher asked.
"Yes! They know everything!" Amy yelled.
"So, our time here isn't going to be much longer," Topher concluded.
"Unless we could get Dave out!" Amy smiled deviously, "then Samey won't have an ally to back up her story!"
"Great!" Topher smirked, "We did promse to assure his elimination if he squealed."
"Yes, we did!" Amy agreed, "Get the microphone again, I'm going to ruin that show and it'll all be Dave's fault..."
GEEKS & FREAKS
"Ezekiel, Rodney," Noah was calm, but no doubt thoroughly pissed, "Dig deep into the crevices of your minds. Think about what you could possibly do that would be any sort of asset to us."
"I play the banjo!" Rodney said, excited.
"Well, it wouldn't be my first choice," Noah told the farmhand, "but it'll have to do."
CONFESSIONAL: NOAH
"Worse comes to worst, I'll just pin this whole fiasco on somebody else. Ella and Rodney seem like good targets, hehe..."
END CONFESSIONAL
BACK TO THE AUDITORIUM:
"I hope you all had time to prepare your acts, because I'm ready to judge them!" Chris announced, "Well, not me, actually I hired some people! First up, back by popular demand, our favorite jerk, Ted!"
Ted smiled and waved to the crowd that wasn't there.
"Next up, Weighing in at only 92, but packing one super-sized IQ, Cameron!"
The bubble boy with the big glasses waved.
"And finally, the weird Goth girl with the rotten attitude, Gwen!"
Gwen waved, but scowled at the same time.
"It's time for our judges to decide who wins and who looses!" Chris announced. "It's time for Act 1! We've got Rodney from the Geeks & Freaks versus Geoff from the Cool Kids' Club!"
The lights dimmed. Rodney stepped onto the stage holding a banjo. He began to pluck at the strings. And then he played a good little upbeat song.
The rest of the contestants joined in too, clapping along to the beat of Rodney's song.
He started strumming louder and faster and louder and faster and then his string broke.
"Dammit!" Rodney cursed.
"And this marks the end of Rodney's performance!" Chris broadcasted to the camera. Let's see what our judges have to say!
"Are you going to start a hillbilly band or something?" Gwen asked Rodney.
"Uh...no," the farm guy responded.
"Good, because it sucked. Three out of ten!"
"Um...your string broke," Cameron told Rodney, "You should've made sure everything was good before you went up. I'm giving you a 5."
"I liked it!" Ted said, "8!"
"Which brings us to a combined score of 16!" Chris said.
Rodney walked away, not unsatisfied.
CONFESSIONAL: AMY
"I loosened the spokes on Geoff's skateboard wheels. Let's see if he notices..."
END CONFESSIONAL
Geoff got on stage and jumped on his skateboard. He started with a simple kick-flip and then managed to jump almost three feet. He then started to spin around. He spun around so fast that soon, all that could be seen was a blur of pink. Then he jumped and caught his board in midair. As he posed with his skateboard in the air, he didn't notice that three of the wheels fell off. But it didn't matter because he was done with his act.
"Wow!" Chris looked impressed, "I can't believe what I saw! But will it fly with our judges?"
"That was...impressive," Gwen commented, "Seven points."
"Wow!" Cameron said, "I can't believe it! He had a moment of inertia of almost twice that of-"
"Just give the score," Chris said, irritated.
"Right, I give it a nine."
Ted scowled and crossed his arms, "I give it a six," he said with no enthusiasm.
"Right," Chris said, "Ok, that gives you a total score of 22 points! Not bad, my man. Not bad at all!"
Geoff bowed.
"The score is currently 22-16, Cool Kids!" Chris announced, "We've still got six acts to go, though, so don't even think of going anywhere on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!
CUT TO COMMERCIAL:
The cheesy looking salesman was back again.
"Have I got the revolutionary invention of the century? Yes I have!" He said in his cheesy salesman voice. He held up a clear, plastic cylinder.
"This is called the hamdogger! It's a device to make hamburgers in the shape of hot dogs! All you need to do is place the raw hamburger meat in this plastic tube, press down and voila! You've got yourself a nice hamdog! But don't take my word for it, listen to the opinion from a celebrity, Lightning from Total Drama!"
The burly teenager walked onto the screen.
"What does this sha-do again?"
"You put hamburger meat into it and it molds it into the shape of a hot dog!" the salesman answered.
"Oh, yeah! Lightning loves hamburgers and hot dogs, so this little invention combines his two favorite things!"
"You hear that, guys, Lightning from Total Drama loves it, so you should too! Order now!"
BACK TO THE SHOW
"Up next, act two!" Chris announced, "It's time for Ella and Courtney to see what they can do!"
Ella walked up on stage, wearing a light blue dress with long sleeves. The lighting dimmed, and an ice blue spotlight surrounded her. She said, "For my performance, I will be performing 'Let it Go,' From the movie Frozen."
Ella sang the song. You probably know how it goes or at least the chorus to it, or you've been living under a rock for the past year and a half[1].
When she finished, she curtseyed and got off the stage. While most of the guys were simply rolling their eyes, a few of the girls actually got a little misty-eyed by the beauty of her singing.
"That was beautiful," Chris sniffed and cleared his throat, "But it's not my opinion that matters, it's the judges'"
Gwen was first to decide, "That voice, it was beautiful, I give it a nine!"
Cameron agreed, giving Ella an 8.
"I didn't like that movie," Ted said, "four!"[2]
Ted earned a couple dirty looks from the contestants, but simply shrugged them off.
CONFESSIONAL: BRIDGETTE
"I feel really sorry for whoever has to be on that guy's team next season!"
END CONFESSIONAL
"Next up, Courtney!"
Courtney stepped onto the stage. She held the violin in one hand and the bow in the other. Then she began to play.
If Ella's performance was beautiful, Courtney's was spectacular. She handled the instrument with such ease and mastery, it was clear that she had been practicing for many years. Her body movements were fluid and she seemed totally comfortable being onstage.
When she had finished, she put her instrument down and bowed in front of her clapping audience.
"Well done Courtney!" Chris congratulated the overachiever, "Let's see what our judges have to say!"
"As much as I hate you," Gwen started, "and trust me, I really hate you," I'll give you a seven."
"That was amazing!" Cameron congratulated, "nine!"
"I liked Rodney's banjo music better," Ted said, "Six."
"That's twenty-two for Courtney's performance to a measly nineteen for Ella, meaning the Cool Kids' Club is still ahead 44-36! Geeks and Freaks, you'd better catch up soon! Next up are talents from Ezekiel and Sky!"
CONFESSIONAL: AMY
"Damn! Why won't they loose? I need to think of something fast or My idiot sister and her idiot boyfriend won't be up for elimination!"
END CONFESSIONAL
"Now, let's see what Ezekiel can do!"
Ezekiel got onto the stage with a giant coffee pot and picked it up. The pot was steaming and Ezekiel picked it up. It almost weighed him down.
He began to chug the coffee. It was all gone in a matter of thirty seconds when he let out a big belch.
Chris looked like he was in shock, "Wow...very...unique," he said regarding the prairie boy's performance.
Gwen's eyes seemed to bulge, her mouth agape, "I've never seen anything like that. Nine out of ten."
Cameron's eyes were doing the same, "Seven," he said, shocked as well.
Ted, as per usual, looked relaxed, "Dude, loved that burp at the end! I'll give you seven!"
"That goes to a total of 23!" Chris calculated, "Good job indeed!"
CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY
"That slimy little home-schooled rat-boy got more points for literally doing nothing that I did for my violin concerto? I can't believe these people!"
CONFESSIONAL: AMY
"So, I figured Sky would be doing some sort of gymnastics routine, so I covered the floor in oil during the intermission!"
Sky approached the stage, wearing a blue leotard. She started by doing a couple front flips, then back flips, then side flips. Then she did some stretches that would send the average person to the emergency room. Then she jumped in the air and slipped on the oil after landing, falling face-first onto the stage.
"Ouch!" Chris winced, "That's gonna leave a mark! What will our judges say?"
"So, I was thinking of giving you a perfect ten," Gwen said, "but then you slipped and I had to dock points. I give you a six."
Cameron actually looked sad for Sky, "I'm sorry, but to be fair, you get a seven."
Ted was laughing, "Hah! That fall was priceless. If only I saw that more often, I might actually watch Olympic gymnastics! I'll give it a seven!"
"And Sky gets 22 points!" Chris announced, "Not bad at all! Score is 66-59! Geeks & Freaks are catching up! Can they take it in this last act? It will consist of Noah and Brick, the teams' most promising contestants!"
CONFESSIONAL: AMY
"I rigged the microphone to short out after 10 minutes! No way should Samey win! I will finally have exacted my revenge!"
CONFESSIONAL: NOAH
"Am I nervous? No. I figure that I'm the best hope for my team anyways. Plus, I doubt that Brick can match my performance."
"Noah, you coming?" Chris's voice echoed, "You were supposed to be on ten minutes ago!"
"Oh, be right there!"
END CONFESSIONALS
Noah walked onto the stage dressed in a Roman-styled toga. He walked up to the microphone and began his monologue.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest-
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men-
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
Noah bowed after giving his speech. He was so far in the zone that he failed to realize that the microphone was dead.
The judges and Chris stared at Noah blankly. "Um, Ok, then," Chris started, "First off, could anybody hear Noah?"
All three judges shook their heads.
"Ok, then," Chris said, "Noah, you really need to work on your projection. You were in front of a microphone after all."
"How couldn't you hear me?" Noah asked.
"I guess you just weren't loud enough," Chris replied.
"No, my projection was fine. It must've been the microphone. It must be dead!"
"It's plugged into the wall. It can't die," Chris said, "Anyway, since Noah got zero points Brick doesn't have to perform! The Cool Kids' Club wins once again!"
The Cool Kids' Club cheered, as per usual.
CONFESSIONAL: NOAH
"This could be it! I could be done for if I don't think of something fast!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Noah stood behind the stage. He waited until Rodney went to the bathroom, then he picked up Rodney's banjo and smashed it on the ground. He then sprinkled some glitter onto the banjo and waited for Rodney to fall into his trap.
Rodney walked back and saw his banjo. He screamed, "I can't believe it! Somebody wrecked my banjo!" Then he noticed the glitter.
Noah walked up to the bigger boy and said, "I saw Ella. She was trying to play your banjo and then she dropped it."
"No! That banjo cost a hundred dollars!" Rodney cried.
"Well," Noah said, "I know the perfect way to exact your revenge: vote her off."
CONFESSIONAL: NOAH
"My plan wouldn't work unless I got three votes for Ella. Since I can't count on lover-boy to vote for her, I had to convince him to vote for somebody else."
END CONFESSIONAL
"Hey, Ezekiel," Noah beckoned the prairie boy, "Come here."
"What do you want, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"I'm worried about you. I already heard Rodney trying to flirt with Ella."
"What?" Ezekiel asked, incredulous.
"Yes. He loves those girls. I didn't think it'd be long before he started hitting on a girl who was in a relationship."
"And did she respond?" Ezekiel asked.
"Oh, no," Noah said, She told him that she had a boyfriend.
"Well that's good," Ezekiel said.
"Yes," Noah agreed, "but I can't guarantee he won't try again if we don't vote him off."
DECK OF SHAME
"Wow, Geeks and Freaks," Chris started, "There's sucking and then there's you for the past few challenges! But, rules are rules. Soon, four will become free. There's only one person who received zero votes. That person is Ezekiel,"
Ezekiel smiled, having survived another elimination.
"Which leaves you three. Rodney, Ella and Noah. The person going home tonight is:
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"Ella!"
"No!" Ezekiel shrieked, "Why?"
"Ella got two votes, Noah and Rodney got one," Chris reasoned. Sorry, Ella, but you're done."
"Be strong," Ella told Ezekiel as she grabbed the rubber lifeboat, "I'll be with you again soon!" She didn't even seem upset about leaving, she was just sad about Ezekiel.
She kissed him on the head and whispered, "I'm sorry."
Then she deployed the lifeboat and disappeared into the night as the ship sailed away.
"Oh. My. God! This show keeps getting better and better! Who's going to be victorious and who's going to paddle off into the deep, blue sea of failure? Find out next time on Total! Drama! HIGH SEAS!
Oh the irony...Ella was eliminated during contest that actually required singing. Sorry, this means no cute, sugary, sweet moments between her and Ezekiel.
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[1] It's a bad economy...for all I know, you might be living under a rock.
[2] I didn't think that movie was particularly enjoyable. It was a 6/10 at best. Disney peaked when they came out with Aladdin and after that, it was just a steady decline in quality. Recent Disney movies like Frozen, Tangled, and Big Hero 6 have Walt Disney rolling over in his grave (Wreck-It-Ralph was good, though).