Chapter 3

I hope that you guys are enjoying the story, so far.

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Loki was mesmerized by how much this mortal talked. She kept going on and on about random things. Her ex-boyfriend, London, and most of all FOOD. She was making cupcakes, WHILE TALKING AT THE SAME TIME!

"And then the bitch had the nerve, the NERVE, to call me a loud person. I don't talk a lot... well, scratch that, I do, but still!" She said, as she pulled her cupcakes out of the oven. He kept staring at her, and giving sly smiles. She thought he was hot, and mischievious. Well, duh, he's the god of mischief, but she liked him. He seemed rather fun, and kind. She had to remind herself, though, that he killed thousands, and could kill her with the flick of his hand.

"Well, how about we prank this ex-boyfriend of yours, and the 'ginger' he traded you for." He proposed.

"I'd like that very much." She said, with a smile. She had finished putting the icing on the cupcakes.

"But first, we feast." She said, as she handed him a cupcake with green icing, and gave herself one with blue icing. As they ate the cupcakes, Loki asked 2 questions, that he had been dying to ask.

"So, what's the big deal about gingers. Would it have made a difference if he broke up with you, for a blonde?" He asked.

"Well, when I went to school, there were 2 groups of gingers. The normal, possibly artificial, gingers. Then, there are the crazy, banana balls, gingers." She explained. "I knew 2 people who were normal gingers. Though, one dyed her hair red, so that makes her artificial. I knew 2 other people who were the cray-cray gingers. They always made trouble, and made the class pay for what they did." She finished.

"And, she's a?"

"Cray-cray ginger." Darcy answered. She had licked the icing off the cupcake first, and ate the rest of it. He had done the same.

"I believe this is what mortals call... twinning?" He asked, while referring to the way that they ate their cupcakes. She about broke out laughing. The way he said twinning, with his accent, made it funny. But, instead of laughing she did something else.

"TWINNING!" She screamed, and practically made Loki jump out of his skin. Man, this chick was nuts!

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They were going to do it... FINALLY! Darcy had brought eggs, toilet paper, paint-sized cartons of glue, and glitter. Loki just brought himself. Darcy's ex was making out with his new girlfriend, and Darcy was ticked. Loki had set up the glue, and glitter, so it was directly above them. Darcy had an egg launcher, and was excited to use it.

"Are you ready?" He asked her. They were stationed outside of her ex's house.

"Born ready. Let's douse the bitches." She said, with an evil grin. He handed her a controller, with a red button on it. She pressed it. The can of glue poured onto the 2 people on the couch.

"EWWWW!" His new girlfriend screamed.

"Da hell!" Ian said. Then, Darcy took her egg launcher, and launched eggs through their open windows. Soon, they were drenched in glue, and raw eggs.

"Yes! Score one for the god, and mortal." Darcy said. Loki gave a sly smile. He was smiling more often, than he when he had in the past.

"How does this happen?" Ian asked. But, Darcy was out for blood. All of a sudden, piles upon piles of glitter fell onto her ex.

"Awwww, they look like chickens, who just laid eggs, rolled in glitter." Loki said.

"MEAN chickens, who just laid eggs, rolled in glitter." Darcy said. He just shook his head. The final step of their prank was to happen. As the 2 people walked into the bathrooms, they ran into rolls of toilet paper. Yep, the bathrooms were covered in toilet paper rolls. The 2 people tripped, and fell to the ground.

"Did you see their faces?" Loki asked, as he teleported him and Darcy back to her apartment.

"Yeah, it was priceless!" She exclaimed. They both laughed their hearts out. Loki had never met a mortal like her, before. Hell, the only mortal he really had conversation's with was Tony Stark, and The Black Widow. But, the god and mortal were laughing so hard, that they didn't notice Jane and Thor lying on the couch.

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Cue the dramatic music. Shit, is going down. Hope you all enjoyed the chapter. And yes, I figured out the intern's name(Ian), so it made more sense than last time.

Live Long and Prosper,

Pianogirl203