Tails's Flashback:
"So remember why I had to leave and come back by morning?" asked tails.
"Your plane got a little scratch while landing near Lyric's tomb" answered Sticks.
"IT WASN'T LITTLE!" freaked tails, and then coughed. "It wasn't little" he continued calming down. "But it wasn't as bad as I imagined, so I finished up a bit earlier. After getting the plane home, I decided to surprise you at the juice bar"
Flashback:
"Hey guys!" I said.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeey its Mr. 88 miles Prower" said knuckles.
"Don't call me that please" I said sitting beside sonic.
"You guys have been here pretty late, almost like you took caffeine pills or something, not like I did, ha ha ha."
"Shadow and I raced and Mr. Blue won!" said sonic. "Now he have to sing lay all your love on me with sticks!"
"That sounds earbleedingly bad, are you sure it's not your punition to listen to that?" I said.
"Good one Miles!" said sonic.
"Let's just get it over with" said Shadow.
"Since you are singing in duo you are gonna put the Mamamia version, am I right?" said Eggman.
"I am not even gonna ask what you are doing here" I said.
"Yeah, is the movie any good?" asked Shadow.
"I saw it with sonic, it's horrible, watch the nostalgia critic video instead." Answered Amy.
"You talked enough, NOW SHUT UP AND SING!" said knuckles.
"Here goes nothing" said sticks.
Now I am gonna tell you in great detail both the lyrics and gestures they made while singing, because it's REALLY important to the story.
"Absolutely!" said current sonic.
"Indispensable" said current Amy.
"We want to make fun of them" said knuckles.
"I think Shadow and stick should even sing it again…" started current Eggman.
"NO!" cut both current shadow and sticks.
So they got to they got the music running, and it began.
"This is gonna be bad" said shadow.
(Authors note: The Following lyrics are from the song "lay all your love on me" By ABBA with one or two worlds changed. I don't claim to own it in any way. Please support the official release and don't sew me, and also try to read the lyrics with the actual voices, if Nika Futterman and kirk thornton sing this together one day, i'll never complain about a sonic game.)"I wasn't jealous before we met; now everything that I see is potential threat" started Shadow.
"And I am possessive it isn't nice, you heard me saying that smoking was my only vice" I think some people started laughing and shadow was starting to get red, just like now.
"But now it isn't true, now everything is new. And all I've learned, has overturned, I beg of you!"
Sticks on the other hand was perfectly calm, with no shame what so ever, unlike now.
"Don't GO WasTINg Your Emotions! Laaaaaaaay all you loovve on meee" did I mention that she was drunk? And apparently seeing how much fun she was having, shadow's embarrassment got away. Prefect contrast to the present.
"It was like shooooooting a sitting duck" she started acting like a duck while shadow pretended to shoot her, you laughed just as much as now.
"A little small talk a smile and BAYBE I was ssssssssssssssssstuck, I still don't know what youvedone widme, a grown up badger should never fall so easily!"
"If you say another world I'll F…"
Flipping kids, she said flipping.
"…Kill you!" said current sticks.
"Calm down sticks, it's not like anyone remembers It." said current Amy.
"Oh yes there is someone…" said shadow.
"But not for longue" finished sticks, while both of them gave Tails a death glare.
"Hey you are just as in sink as in the song!" said tails, "oh yeah getting back at the song."
"I feel that kind of fear… when I don't have you near…" she sounded so sincere, to the point that people stopped laughing and just listened, even knuckles!
"Unsatisfied…" she got closer to shadow "I skip my pride" she started to hug shadow. "I beg you deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar" then I think some people died because of her voice, but those who survived kept listening and watching attentively.
"Don't go wasting your emotion! Lay all your love on me." Singed shadow, he started to lean on her, I think he was going to kiss her. But then sonic and knuckles interrupted by separating them and carried shadow.
"OH! Cock blockers!" said current Eggman, "oh wait! Why didn't you censor that?"
"Don't go sharing your devooooooooooooooooooooootion" they both sang, "lAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY all your love ooooooooooooooooon meeeeeee" joined the rest of the man in the bar, including Eggman.
Then they all started doing the most ridiculous dance moves I've ever seen in my life.
They even went outside the bar and people from outside joined in, we all went singing and dancing everywhere on this island, which lade us to the Dam.
"Don't go wasting your emotions! Lay all your love one me" sang Eggman, "oh this is so much fun! I was going to destroy you all with this bomb at the end of the night. But I changed my mind!" he said throwing the bomb in the dam's water, and it exploded witch caused the dam to get destroyed.
"That… was an accident" he said.
Then the flooding water took him, I assume he ended on our roof, while we hang on to a three.
Thankfully there wasn't much water in the dam, so the city didn't get too flooded… by that I mean that the tornado is safe at least.
After that you were all so tired so I took you home.
I've put Amy and knuckles at their respective homes, using the tornado of course because there is no way I can carry knuckles, and put Sticks in Sonic's hammock, Shadow in my bed, and Sonic in the bathtub to get back at him for firing me.
End of Flashback
"You're still mad about that?! I rehired you!" Said sonic.
"Wait you put me in his hammock? But I woke up on shadow." Said sticks.
"Oh yeah you moved there yourself." Said tails.
"…you… this a lie! You really are a triple agent! NO! A DOUBLE TRIPLE AGENT!" said sticks.
"You know what they say, I drunk man's act is a sober man's thought" said Eggman.
"Well I am not a man so THEY can go…" started sticks.
"But wait, what about the Coconut!" said shadow obviously trying to change the subject.
"There was no coconut" said tails. "And I swear I didn't get drunk, I am a minor"
"Where is that coconut anyway?" asked knuckles.
"It's right… wait where is it?" said shadow. "It was here before!"
"I guess somethings, just have to stay a mystery." Said Eggman.
"what a crazy night" said sonic.
"it's just like uncle Chuck used to say…" started tails.
"Nothing good happens after 2Am" said everybody.