[In a ruined windmill, somewhere in a wheat farm on an unknown rural area in the Netherlands, Everest is seen taking a sniper rifle.]
Everest: Grabbing a sniper rifle.
[Cut to Everest taking pain pills.]
Everest: Grabbing pills.
[Cut to Everest taking a Molotov.]
Everest: This Molotov is mine.
[Cut to outside.]
Everest: Grabbing pills. Shotgun. Pistol. I have got a pipe bomb. Pup, I wanted this rifle when I was nine. Grabbing... Skye!
Skye: Oh, shut up!
[Skye slaps Everest.]
Gordon Smith: Everybody ready for this shit?
Everest: Sure.
[A sniper rifle gunshot was heard.]
Everest: Oh! What was that for?
Skye: Shut up.
[Everest leaves the saferoom, revealing her fancy clothing.]
Everest: Hey, pups, are you having fun out there without me?
[A Jockey rides on Everest. Cut to black. Cut to Everest being rode by a Jockey. An American Human in a World War II-era military uniform]
Everest: This thing is on me!
[Chase points at Everest.]
Chase: Puphag!
MEET THE FANCY PUP
EVEREST
[Cut to Everest preparing her grenade launcher.]
Everest: Oh, heck yeah, I got to take the grenade launcher.
[Cut to a Smoker as he wraps up Everest from a distance with his long tongue.]
Smoker: Owapo karstal! [You are mine!]
[The Smoker drags her.]
Everest: Smoker has got me!
[Cut to Chase, Gordon Smith, Rocky and Skye laughing. Cut to a Hunter.]
Hunter: Huwak pinyata iyajuk! [It is piƱata time!]
Everest: That is not that a load of stuff!
[The Hunter then pins Everest.]
Hunter: Larjuka! [Beatdown!]
[The Hunter them punches Everest.]
Everest: Please help me! I got been pounced by that dang Hunter!
[Cut to Chase, Gordon Smith, Rocky and Skye laughing again. Cut to a Tank.]
Tank: Karik laryo labar sigalo. [Keep that thing still.]
[A Tank and a Hunter helped them to tie the tongue of a Smoker that pulled Everest into a shoelace. Cut to Chase, Gordon Smith, Rocky and Skye laughing for the third time. Cut to a Spitter.]
Spitter: Okh, karbukol... [Oh, my turn...]
[The Spitter spits her acid as she covers Everest in goo. Everest cries and screams. Cut to Chase, Gordon Smith, Rocky and Skye laughing for the fourth time. Cut to Chase, Everest, Gordon Smith, Rocky and Skye inside a ruined airport. Everest is calling Ellis.]
Ellis: I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep-fry a turkey?
[Cut to a row of burning apartments. Everest still calling Ellis. While Gordon Smith is firing his M1 Garand, Chase looks frightened. Skye's body is laid. A Tank then swipes Rocky.]
Chase: Holy pup! Big freaking zombie!
Rocky: Oh rats, I am down!
Gordon Smith: It is a TANK!
Ellis: I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got rolled by a gator in a swamp?
[Cut to the trench. Everest is still calling Ellis. Rocky is eating a box of chocolates. Skye was beaten down by a Jockey. A Charger is plummeting Chase. Gordon Smith is firing his M1 Garand at a Jockey and a Charger.]
Chase: Can somepup shoot zis pupdarn think
Ellis: My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It was not a dare or nothing, he just got kicked out of his house.
[Cut to Chase, Everest, Gordon Smith, Rocky and Skye in a burning hotel. Everest is still calling Ellis. A Spitter then covers Gordon Smith, turning him into a bar of gold]
Ellis: I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell down an open manhole? He was unconscious down there for like a week. During that time, unbeknowst to Keith, they paved over him. Keith had to-
[Everest then stops her call with Ellis.]
Gordon Smith: Ellis. Hey, Ellis.
[The scene cuts to a gold of bar throwing adrenaline at Everest. Cut to Everest. She was injected. She laughs.]
Everest: Oh, pup!
Skye
: Nice shot!
Gordon Smith: Thanks.
Chase: You are velcome.
Rocky: Much obliged.
THE GREAT ALLIED-SOVIET WAR: THE UNDEAD CRISIS
[On a fountain plaza of a burning town, Everest is calling Ellis.]
Ellis: I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny "ha-ha" story so much as a make-you-think story.
Everest: Shut the heck up!