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"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

Author Notes

Chapter 12

The four aliens and their three human friends practically dragged themselves upstairs with no urgency whatsoever. They had been through this enough times before and truthfully all of them were just tired from the days proceedings so whatever was causing the panic couldn't possibly be more important than a nice long nap.

Shortly following the overly dramatic explosion came a repetitive 'thump' noise from the world above, so they filtered through the house followed the sound of the continuous slamming to the backyard where they stepped out into the chilling night breeze, illuminated only by the moon and a motion sensored porch light stuck above the sliding door.

Standing in the backyard was unsurprisingly Angol Mois with her lucifer spear poised for another armageddon strike against the already cracked ground.

"Mois, what are you doing?" Keroro asked in an exhausted tone.

The Angolan didn't give any sign she had heard her uncle, instead she stared blankly downward as she continued to slowly hammer away at the earth.

"Mois, stop. It's late. Can't you destroy the world tomorrow?" Natsumi asked in a less than alarmed tone.

Again the lord of terror made no break in her monotonous task to give an sort of reply to the human girl's pleas. She seemed almost robotic compared to her usually happy and optimistic self, it was like she was a reverse tsundere.

"Kero? M-mois?" Keroro said as he suddenly became worried, 'This isn't like her…'

"Hey guys, what's up?" Saburo asked calmly as he opened the backyard gate seemingly oblivious to the white haired girl attempting to destroy Earth.

"Hey Saburo…" Natsumi greeted him blushing, completely forgetting the current situation.

Giroro scowled at him but said nothing, 'If- when this gets bad, we could use his help.'

Momoka answered Saburo's question since it didn't seem like anyone else would, "Mois is trying to destroy the world…but she doesn't appear to be her usual self."

Saburo pursed his lips and glanced to the girl who would destroy the world. "Have any of you tried to throw something at her or touch her?"

Once Saburo said that Tamama got a smirk on his face and picked up a rock from beside the door. "I'm not opposed to trying." With that said Tamama threw the stone and it bounced off Mois's head. Everyone froze as Mois slowly turned to the group mimicking a ghost from a horror movie perfectly.

She began to walk slowly towards the group with her eyes locked on Tamama. "Fridiot get your boyfriend and run, NOW!" Natsumi screamed. At that announcement Keroro leapt into action and grabbed him and took off.

"He runs really fast for being exhausted," Momoka commented as Mois charged after them with her Lucifer spear held behind her.

"Looks like we need to do something but what?" Fuyuki asked worried about his friend. Kululu chuckled, "We could always sacrifice Tamama for the greater good to appease her."

Some of the others actually looked to consider this idea before turning to where Fuyuki and Momoka were expelling a dark aura. "THAT IS A HORRIBLE PLAN!" Fuyuki screamed worriedly.

Giroro decided to take control of the situation. "Here's what well do. Kululu get into the secret base with Saburo and try to discover what is wrong with Mois. Fuyuki and Momoka will go with you as the base is probably one of the safest places to be. Natsumi, Dororo, and I will attempt to knock out or at least distract Mois and Koyuki can snatch Keroro and Tamama. She'll probably need to keep them on the move and away from the base so that Mois won't destroy it in an attempt to get them. Any objections?"

No one said anything so Giroro took that as agreement. "Alright then move out."

'Giroro's really hot when he takes charge. His eyes get this new light in them...wait what am I thinking?' Natsumi thought struggling not to blush as she dashed after the Keronians heading along the path of destruction left in the wake of Mois.

With Keroro and Company

"Mois come on! It's Uncle Keroro. Leave Tamama alone. He didn't intend to make you mad he just wanted you to stop you from destroying the Earth," Keroro tried in vain to reason with the expressionless Mois.

Tamama was attempting to avoid the Lucifer spear which ironically looked exactly like a spear. She had transformed it during their dash and had almost impaled Tamama on it.

'Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to throw that rock, probably should have shaken her shoulder first,' the Private thought as he narrowly avoided another jab of the weapon.

Due to his inner rant he missed the conveniently place brick from Dororo's earlier rampage and fell onto his face. As he struggled to stand Mois came over and raised her spear to finish the job.

"NOOO TAMAMA!" Keroro screamed as he watched the scene, reaching out.

Luckily for him Koyuki arrived and snatched him before she could complete the motion.

"Hey Fridiot go with Koyuki while we deal with Mois," Natsumi shouted as Giroro pulled out a gun and began to fire at the Destroyer of worlds.

Keroro didn't need to be told twice and definitely didn't look back. The battle that followed was decidedly anti-climatic. Dororo snuck up and hit a pressure point with his weapon.

"I suppose we take her back to the house now?" Natsumi asked, staring down at the unconscious alien girl. "I guess."

Interested Fan: Sorry for the lack of update. I feel horrible but I have school, a short attention span, and I have lost my muse for months. I would open the saved file type one sentence then the document would sit open for an hour while I stared at it. This happened with all my stories not just this one though. Again I apologize profusely. I also apologize if you feel I skimped on the chapter too.