So... This is the part where everyone their ancestor. Oh, and I decided to drop the notion that this is a remake of FATD, you could tell that from the new title.

DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T OWN KHR


Chapter One

Call Me Maybe

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But listen to me, I'm your ancestor

Tsunayoshi Sawada

"I found the fact that despite fainting at the first sight of us, you take everything rather easily." Giotto noted.

For the last twenty minutes or so, Giotto and Ricardo has been explaining many things to Tsuna, which include the fact that they were his ancestors from Italy from around 400 years ago, and yes, they were ghost, even though they told the five years old that they prefer to be called spirit, not ghost, because, in all honesty, Giotto has never actually meet a supernatural creature. His spirit could still exist all thanks to Vongola Ring.

Oh, and after dropping the bomb on Tsuna twenty minutes ago, when Tsuna was conscious, the other former bosses decided to draw lottery in who will accompany Giotto to drop more bombs and napalms on Tsuna. So, that's how

Truth be told, the spirit of all Vongola Sky Ring owner will be transferred to the ring after their death, for a reason that Giotto has yet to know. Either way, it's actually nice to have a companion after they died, even though being there in your own funeral is never a really nice and happy experience, even as a spirit.

"Umm, maybe because all strange things aside, your explanation actually make sense?" Tsuna said unsurely. He know he should have been weirded out by the whole thing, and most five years old would fell asleep midway through the explanation, but well, Tsuna had been told by many people that he isn't any ordinary five years old, so that maybe why he took it rather nicely, even though he isn't entirely sure of that himself.

"Is that so? I guess it isn't as bad as I thought then." Giotto stated, sighing in relieve.

"I can't believe you, at all." Ricardo grumbled, feeling a bit miffed by the fact that Giotto could somehow put up such an incomprehensible explanation, yet, somehow, it's still make sense. Imagine what will a teenager Tsuna say if he find out that what could be his life-changing encounter and explanation is put up together in ten freaking minutes.

"Okay, so, in short, you are my grandpa. That's nice... But, why eactly did you come to me?" Tsuna asked innocently, tilting his head cutely.

Giotto and Ricardo swore that one day Tsuna will take over the world with his sheer cuteness alone.


Hayato Gokudera

"Tell me again, what the hell are you doing here?!" Hayato exclaimed loudly to his pink (It's red!) haired ancestor.

G's face just scrunched up in annoyance. He feel very annoyed by the fact that he has to deal with a very annoying brat with mommy issue, and a very bad temper in that. G was sure if spirit could have headache, he would have a really bad one right now. Fortunately enough, spirit couldn't, so that save him from one problem.

"How many freaking time that I have to explain it to you, you stupid brat? I'm-" G began, but Hayato cut him in a very polite way.

"My ancestor and shit like that, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's not like you're a friggin ghost and that's really amazing and stuff, but stop spouting bullcrap!" Hayato yelled.

G sweatdropped, it appear that his descendant also have a rather severe bipolar disorder, or to be simplified in a popular modernized japanese term, he's a huge tsundere, and if what he had known about it, it's not going to be an easy ride. For some reason, as he thought of all those thing, there's something nudging him from the back of his mind, saying, "Talking about hypocritical thoughts.", which he pushed into the depth of abyss of his subconscious mind with a "Shut the fuck up.".


Takeshi Yamamoto

"Umm, this is really cool, even though the only thing that I can catch from what you say is that you're basically my great I don't know by how much grandpa, but I guess this is still really cool." Takeshi chirped happily.

Asari grinned, "That's amazing! I'm just basically reciting what G has written down for me without really understanding what is it."

True, neither Takeshi nor Asari really understand what Asari had just explained, but none of them really cared much about the small things like that, beside, they are actually enjoying their meeting, mostly because one thing: Takeshi is a very happy go lucky kid, while Asari is more than happy to get along with the mood. But seriously, none of them understand what the hell G had written down for Asari, after all, the first Rain Guardian of Vongola just read it out straight from the paper.

"So... do you like sushi?"


Lambo Bovino

"I found the fact that I have to take care of what possibly was the brattiest of all very annoying." Lampo mumbled as he looked at the crying two-years-old in the crib. Seriously, Lampo come in expecting an at least three or four years old kid to be taken care of, but, instead...

Lambo cried louder, apparently he had started crapping in his diaper, and Lampo can't help but snort in disgust when the offending smell assaulted his nose.

He decided to wait until someone come to take care of Lambo. Five minutes passed, ten minutes, and ten minutes turned into half an hour and Lampo is running out of patience. So, he goes ahead and take care of Lambo from changing his diapers, cleaning up his dirty butt, then putting on a new one on Lambo, then make a bottle of warm milk and gave it to the two years old.

"This is annoying, I hate this kid, but I can't help but feel sorry for him." Lampo muttered, looking after the now peaceful Lambo, and seeing the smile in the baby's face, Lampo feel the corner of his mouth twitching upward, "Ah well, I guess this ain't that bad, after all."


Kyoya Hibari

Kyoya stared passively at the man standing in front of him. The man appeared not long ago just when he's beating up some rule breaking herbivore that think that they can defeat him. As if.

The two just stared each other. Five minutes passed. Still staring. Ten minutes passed. Still staring. Thirty minutes passed. Still staring. Forty-five minute passed. There, they gave what could possibly the gesture that changed the entirity of space and time continuum, warping the reality itself, and create a state of disarray across the parallel reality.

Both of them nodded at each other simultaneously, while saying, "Hn."

That, my friend, is Kyoya and Alaude's first encounter that will be carved into the very depth of our soul, mind and memory.

"It's such an amazing thing that Alaude could do so without looking like a pedophile staring intently at a six-years old kid, and Kyoya not to look like an idiot for staring back like a love-struck idiot. Either way, they were awesome that way." Someome will say in the future regarding that marvellous event that left everyone awestruck. (Of course, that someone is Tsuna)


Mukuro Rokudo, Nagi.

"Nufufufu~, to think that my descendant would be treated so poorly like this..." Daemon Spade trailed off. What he is feeling right now could only be described as an utter and complete rage.

"Oh, how could I forget that the descendant of my lovely darling Elena is treated the same way... No one will know how much I wished that I could have my body back and teach these scums a lesson in desperation and pain." Daemon muttered, then, he grinned darkly, "Oh, how could I forget."

As he watched the two sleeping figures in front of him, Daemon carressed both of them, whispering, "Soon, my dear childrens, I will rescue you."

Mukuro and Nagi shifted in their sleep, though as time goes, it seemed the two look more and more at ease with Daemon by their side.

By the time both of them woke up, nothing is left of Estraneo. Only both of them, and the two other kid that were in the same cell with them.


Ryohei Sasagawa, Kyoko Sasagawa

"EXTREME! SO YOU'RE MY EXTREME GRANDPA?!"

"You could use some turning down in volume, but I like your spirit!" Knuckle exclaimed, grinning.

"Eeh? If you're our grandpa, then how could you be here? Shouldn't you be dead?" Kyoko asked innocently.

"I THINK HE'S AN EXTREME GHOST!" Ryohei yelled with conviction.

"I prefer spirit, but ghost will do." Knuckle nodded, "Anyhow, I'm happy that I have two very sunny kid as my descendant! It's EXTREMELY amazing to meet you. Oops."

"EXTREME! THERE'S NO NEED TO TURN DOWN YOUR EXTREME SPIRIT EVEN WHEN YOU'RE A SPIRIT!" Ryohei exclaimed.

"Now I'm just confused." Kyoko stated.

"Well... This is certainly EXTREME."


And that's the first chapter! Share your thoughts in the comment section!