Disclaimer: This entire fanfiction is a work of parody and no offense is meant towards Naruto. I do not own the series, nor am I being compensated in any way for this. If you have no sense of humor, now is probably a good time to look at another fanfiction. This chapter covers chapters 9-33 of the manga.
Chapter 2: Land of Waves Arc
The gang catches a cat because ninja have nothing better to do than chores nowadays. They are hired to escort Scruffy McGee. Almost immediately after stepping outside the village, they are attacked by the Demon Brothers. Disclaimer: Demon is a popular word in this series.
Sasuke saves Naruto's ass. Naruto stabs his own hand because that is the natural response to getting saved by Sasuke. Sakura is useless.
Enter the Land of Waves, a place so foggy that Naruto could remove your bra, and you wouldn't even notice. A shirtless mummy appears with an enormous broadsword longer than his body. Totally not overcompensating for something. Kakashi responds by revealing his eye, an act which promises to usher in an era of badassery until he is captured almost immediately. A series of confusing reversals occur until Zabuza is killed out of the blue by a masked kid.
Plot twist: Zabuza is not really dead.
Naruto and friends meet Scruffy's family. A series of irrelevant backstories and chakra training occur. Writer forgets to pay attention.
Naruto meets a hot boy named Haku. Thousands of yaoi fanfictions are born.
Zabuza attacks the bridge with the masked cross-dresser. An epic pair of battles occurs between Zabuza and Kakashi, Sasuke and Haku. Sakura is useless.
Meanwhile, Scruffy's family is attacked by Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee. Naruto kicks their asses. Then Naruto brainlessly attempts to help Sasuke by walking straight into Haku's trap. Thousands of hospitals are temporarily treating concussions from otakus that face-palmed too hard.
Naruto is knocked out. Sasuke becomes Haku's personal pin cushion. Naruto gets foxy. Haku gets screwed. Wants Naruto to kill him until he doesn't. Saves Zabuza from Kakashi and dies.
John Everybusinessman shows up with a group of thugs and declares intent to kill everyone. Kishimoto seems to be trolling. Zabuza is pissed. Reveals bad dental hygiene practices as he somehow unravels his face mask with both of his arms disabled. Series' first badass villain is killed by a bunch of noobs. Writer suffers from a severe case of the feels. Thinks that no villain can ever be as great. Enter Gaara.
Author's Note: Too bad I couldn't have updated when the actual series ended, but that was a hectic time. The point of this fanfiction is to be relaxing though, so it can't be helped. See you on the next arc!
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