Title: Akatsuki Inserts
Summery: One shot series about inserts who are related to one of the Akatsuki members.
Kimi went through the normal stages of finding out she was reincarnated; Stunned disbelief, then excitement. Her life hadn't changed much from her first ne either: her mother was still a whore, and they lived in a small bar in the middle of nowhere.
The only things that really changed was the language, her name, and the fact that this mother loved her.
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Discovering her new life is inside a anime she watched as a teenager, is amusing. It's a world where people walk on walls and kill things with magic powers. Why wouldn't she be amused?
She's just glad they aren't in a ninja village, she ain't becoming a ninja. She'd never been a fighter, she was simply a book keeper. There were more parts to the underground then people realized, and she had been part of it since she first gained an interest in money. She knew how to make, and how to break money.
All she needed to do was wait, she'd become rich soon enough. All types passed through brothels, she'd see someone soon enough to help her.
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She figures out who her father is when she looks into a mirror. Red sclera and green iris-less pupils kind of give it away. Her black hair does to, being stringy like it is.
She is surprised that Kakuzu would sleep with a whore, but she thinks that it's best to stop that line of thinking, especially when she compares his threads to tentacles.
Yes, best to stop right there.
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She's six, when she ends up becoming part of the staff in the bar part of the brothel.
She reported the old cashier who would steal money from the place. She ends up running the till, while Jin, the guy who owns the place, tries to find a new worker. He never does, and they find that her skill with business is astronomical, as she suggests new things to buy for the place to make it more popular.
She takes most of the ideas from her old life, refitted to work with what they had. Her ideas bring in more people, and when she suggests, after she's sure there is enough, redoing the place a bit so ninja would be fine with coming around once in a while, they have an increase in ninja customers.
She finds it amusing that no one notices she's skimming about a grand off the total profits, but Jin really sucks at business, and she never uses the money.
Not yet.
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She goes through her years in the brothel rather normally. She works the till, skims off the money, and puts it away, waiting for her chance, which comes when she is ten.
She meets a black-market dealer, dealing several drugs to ninja that work like steroids, or like the drugs from her world, except with much more dangerous side affects. Many are on them, and it is a cozy business.
She gets in on the action, buying several bags of it, and selling it to ninja who visit the brothel. She uses the same mindset she had in her old life: if they buy it, their idiots, and idiots don't really deserve to live.
Her mother, Kasumi, knows what's going on, but lets her do it, petting her daughters head and hugging her when Kimi needs it. Jin is getting old anyway, and he has no heir to the brothel.
Kimi is a criminal, but she's rich because of it, and that what makes all the difference.
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Kimi becomes the owner of the Brothel at age fifteen, when Jin dies, and she takes over the entire place, buying off the lawyers and others. The workers don't care, and instead help her, as the little brothel becomes the Roadhouse, a fond joke for her, as she gets into contact with a bounty office, and adds a secret office into the back, where a man works, handing out cash for bounties.
It means more ninja, and more traffic, meaning more money. Some workers don't want to sleep with the clients anymore, and they become waitresses, or she turns them into strippers, the first in the ninja world.
She meets Jiraiya and Minato then, learning she is only three years younger then the blonde man. Jiraiya is very into the scene, while Minato looks uncomfortable.
She tells him that he can go into the kitchen, and stay there if he wants, he just can't bother the cooks. He flashes her a grin, and takes the offer, ignoring the teasing from Jiraiya. Kimi just smirks, as he says he owes her a favor.
Having a future Hokage owe you a favor is a good idea.
And he's pretty cute, so why not?
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Making a spy network is difficult, but she manages. No ninja pays attention to civilians, as most civilians aren't 'worthy' of being noticed. She also has some favors she calls in from ninja, missing nin mostly, but still, ninja.
The systems lets her hear it, when it happens. She knows, right away, when Sakumo's mission goes south. She makes sure her bar is known as neutral, even cashing in on a favor Jiraiya owed her. She has a seal array, when activated, shuts off any ninja's chakra placed around her bar. When the war breaks out, she declares her and her bar neutral, and keeps it that way through the bar.
She puts a few ninja in their places, when they try and take over anyway. Activating the seal, sapping them of Chakra, often puts them out of sorts. They rely on chakra to much, it's rather easy to throw a knife hard enough to kill them. Or she just beats the crap out of them.
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The Roadhouse grows and grows during the war, and friendships are formed. Some grow to call Kimi a friend, though she doesn't return the favor. She has no friends, only business partners, or those who owe her favors.
"Hey, Kimi-chan." Minato says, sitting down at the bar, a pretty redhead beside him.
"Hello Minato-kun, Kushina-chan." she says, flashing a smile. "What can I do for you two?"
"We're getting married!" Kushina squeals. Kimi smiles, though she already knows. One of her spies is an ANBU who was following the couple when it happened.
"Congratulations! When's the wedding?"
"In a month." confirmed Minato, holding his fiance's hand. "But, we were wondering, can we have the wedding here?"
"...This place?" she looked at the stage, where one of the girls was stripping. "Are you sure?"
"We'd have it outside, but we want the Roadhouse to be the central place." Minato explained. Kimi shrugged, and agreed.
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Kimi hears about the Kyuubi, and burns a candle for Minato and Kushina. She continues running her bar, and keeps the cash following. Many Konoha nin come, to drink their sorrows away, one being a grey haired masked boy, who she slips an extra drink to.
She keeps an ear to the ground, as time turns.
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She's thirty when they come in, two men dressed in black cloaks with red clouds. One goes to the back, where the bounty office in, while the other orders a drink. She takes it to him, only to realize he has silver hair, as he looks into her eyes.
His loud 'Holy Shit!' attracts everyone's attention.
Her mother included.
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Having a father doesn't change much, other then him taking an interest in how she handled money. Kakuzu and Hidan come in once in a while, to check up on her, as she gains more and more money.
There are a few close calls with Kakuzu eyeing one ninja or another, but they were generally few and far between. He'd wait till the guy was gone before he killed him.
Kimi wouldn't let anyone, not even her father, break her rules.
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Her mother dies a month before the Uchiha massacre. Kakuzu attends the funeral, along with Hidan. Kimi shes no tears, as she stands above her mothers grave.
The woman was dead, no tears were needed.
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By the time Kakashi comes in, with his students, the Roadhouse is the most well known operation in the Elemental Nations. Everyone has been there, and she knows that it will continue on after her death. She had made good use of her life.
"Kakashi." she greets the man, frowning. "Will they obey the rules?" she nods to his genin, and their client, who shuffles on his feet.
"Rules?" the pink haired one-Sakura-asks.
"This is no mans land. I don't care who you see in here, you don't attack them. I have seal arrays all around us to stop any form of attack." she looks at them firmly. "I also know Uchiha Itachi comes this way every few months. If he shows up, there will be no fights." The duck haired boy scowled at her angrily.
"I'll make sure there isn't any." he promises, clapping a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "But, do you know any rumors about who a man named Gato may have hired."
"...What's in it for me?" she asks, leaning on her bar, and staring at them. "I do run a buisness."
"I'll owe you a favor."
"You already owe me ten." she scoffed, before she nodded to the genin. "I want favors from them." Having a future medic nin oweing her a favor wasn't nothing to sneeze at, nor was having a future Sage something to forget. There was the Uchiha... but him oweing her something was good in the long run.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked rudely. She raised an eyebrow.
"I'm Kimi, the owner of the Roadhouse, and the most powerful civilian in the elemental countries. Piss me off, and I'll ruin your reputation faster then you can blink." Yep, this life wasn't a bad one for her, not at all.
I had no idea how to continue it... so yeah... if anyone wants to use her, go ahead. She's all yours, just tell me what you did with her and I'll keep an eye on your story.