Title: Akatsuki Inserts
Summery: One shot series about inserts who are related to one of the Akatsuki members.
1) Kisame was very protective of his baby sister, born three years after him. During the 'purge', many of his family had been wiped out. He and Kishi had survived, only because they were candidates for the Seven Swords. They had been rendered infertile, so that they couldn't pass on their bloodline to children.
Kisame protected his sister, no matter what.
2) Kishi was a quite child, moving soundlessly almost all the time. She often was seen sewing or sneaking up on her older brother, much to the amusement of Kisame.
"Kishi-imouto!" he would yelp, when she managed it. Soon, the name became 'Kishi-mouto!" much to Kishi's amusement. Kisame continued calling her that, just to hear her laugh.
3) Kishi only remembered snatches of 'Before'. She had been deaf then, only able to communicate with signs. She relished in sound, listening to everything and anything now.
She remembered that her brother had been in a story book, but that was it. She remembered little else.
She didn't mind, she loved her brother.
4) She learned how to make chakra into string, and then later into thread after she graduated. Kisame and she had teamed up to slaughter half their graduating class.
She used the chakra like a net to catch her enemies. Later, she used it to stitch people together when needed. It was no surprise when she beat out Kushimaru for the Nuibari, and later won it from her sensei, after Kisame earned Samehada.
5) The swordsmen all had the same trickle of bloodlust in them, when they held the swords. While most embraced it, she hunted for the reason why.
It took her a long time, until she discovered that the swords were all sentient, and inspired bloodlust in people, by reaching into their minds and changing them.
Telling the others this, just inspired the anger they had for the Mizukage, even though Kishi had a feeling… he wasn't really himself.
6) She lost her arm after they tried to overthrow the Mizukage. She lost her arm aftr she tumbled off a cliff, in front of her brother.
"KISHI-MOUTO!" followed her down as she tumbled, grabbing the rocks. More came tumbling down, and burying her arm. She had to cut it off, or be caught by the Hunter-Nin.
7) She ran away from Mist, and used genjutsu and make-up to hide herself. She claimed she lost her arm in a bandit attack when asked on the road. She found work as a seamstress in Konoha, which made her nervous, but she calmed herself with the thought it was only for a while.
The bloodlust poured into her body, making her lash out, and she knew she had to work it out, so she snuck out of the village, and took a mission to kill off a group of bandits from a highly placed merchant.
She felt more relaxed than before. The bloodlust was less there, and she began to look into seals to try and seal it away.
8) Meeting Naruto was an accident. She'd been jittery when she happened upon the shopkeeper kicking him out, and she relished in making him soil himself before she left. Naruto just ended up following her home, and never left.
He was kinda like a pet.
9) Referring to Naruto as her pet got her some laughs. Even the Hokage found it funny once he got over it. But…
She'd really like it if Naruto stopped buying the leashes, please? It was weird, and she was so telling his future spouse about this, maybe it was a developing kink?
10) Naruto was not a kenjutsu user. She knew that for a fact. He not only broke the three bokken, but he also destroyed her backyard.
So… no sword for him. Nor her chakra thread. Pity.
11) Kishi was… happy with her life, when she got the news a shipment of silks she needed were in Wave. Having heard that Naruto was going, she asked to accompany them because she needed to pick it up, offering to pay for it as well. They agreed…
Then things went to hell.
12) Kishi and Zabuza were pretty close once. As in, almost tied the knot close. But that was before the whole incident they all swore never to talk about.
He was the one who cheated on her though, so when faced with him, glee ran through her. Time to put an asshole in his place.
12) "Move." Ordered Kimi, the woman who had raised Naruto, shoving Kakashi out of the way with ease. He frowned, feeling the strength behind the woman's push.
"Oh yeah, what can a cripple do?" sneered Zabuza. Kimi grinned, startling Kakashi. He's seen her smile or smirk, but this… this was creepy. All her teeth were showing, and her pointed teeth- how on earth did he not notice that?- seemed to gleam.
"Quite a lot Zaba." The missing nin took a step back, and Kimi sprang into action. A sword was thrown at Zabuza, who dodged, and turned to see Kimi- no… not Kimi…
The Rixyuuketsujixyoseino Saihou Shi… the Bloody Seamstress. She had dropped her genjutsu and stood dressed in her armour, grinning ferally.
"Oh, hell."
"So… cheat on me?" she asked cheerfully. Kakashi winced. Okay, this was not going to be pretty.
13) Finding out your big sister is actually a missing nin who has amazing sword skills is a shock. Realizing you could have been her apprentice, but just suck at fighting with a sword… sucks.
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Anyway, here we are! Kisame's chapter, with Kishi, his little sister who is a BAMF seamstress because that is an awesome job.
I ended it there because I found it funny and I couldn't think of anyway to complete it otherwise without ending up writing an actual chapter story.
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