Pushing Up Daisies

by Misttake

Illiteracy is a common problem among orphans within the village. When Naruto misreads a scroll, it sends him back in time. A time where Konoha is not yet born, and a time where dark-haired men refuse to say no. Especially to pretty, blonde women. FEMNaru.

7. Re-Intro

Hello my loyal and patient readers! It's been forever, a little over a year? OH lord, let me do you all a favor and slap myself. .

So yeah, I just wanted to let you all know that I will be posting a chapter within the week! I know you all hate my guts as of now and are wondering why the hell I took so long to update?

To tell you the truth I had forgotten about this story, up until a few days ago when I was writing this ten-page paper for a lame class when I remembered, 'Hey, I used to write a shit-ton of pages all the time. Where, where where?OMG, in fanfiction!'

So I drudged up the title of this story and voila, here I am!

I will try my best to follow the sequence of the previous events, so bear with me, I'll try to have things match up and all, hopefully the tone of the story will match as well. I am by far the least person to be writing, but if it entertains you so that it makes me happy. :3 Just don't expect too much, bahahaha.

Some things to remember:

-Naruto sent to the past, young Madara time; he's 18/19. Naruto is 22. [No Taylor Swift reference, please!] :P

-She's pretty much a hobo in the Uchiha compound because, obviously she has no place to stay.

-She is a female, but Naruto refers himself as a male because that how he's been doing it his whole life.

-Naruto teases Madara because he can.

-Naruto wants to make Madara into a good guy, or at least lead him to become a person that doesn't fuck with him or his village in the future.

-Also, I think I mentioned they were casual sparring buddies. Either way, Naruto can only use mostly taijutsu in order to hide his shinobi training. [He's posing as a diplomats daughter.]

Okay, well I think that's it in a nutshell. I don't plan on editing the previous chapters, mostly because I'm lazy and because well...I'm lazy. You can mentally edit them if you like, I give you full permission. ;]

So yeah, chapter seven should be up in a few days, see you guys soon!

BTW: I feel so lost now, there's follows, faves, pictures, and I don't even know what?! _ Again, bare with this old, young lady! 3