KAAAH! I'm so happy! I just took a Mary-Sue quiz for Louis and guess what…SHE'S ONLY 20% MARY-SUE! That makes her just that much more awesome! And to be on the safe side, I took another one. And she is 95% PURE! Phew…now I am relieved because I was worried about her and Sebastian falling in love too fast…Tell me if she is guys! But then again, Sebastian is just using her so it is technically one sided love…Anyway, onward with more of Ciel's punishment!
I am updating so soon because my friend threatened my life!
Poke. Ciel twitched, listening to my IPod. I poked him again. His eye twitched. I pinched and pulled his cheek. He twitched again. I jiggled the little bit of fat on his arms.
"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP!" he yelled. Everyone in their cubicles turned around, staring. I smacked his arm. "Be quiet. This is a public place and people are trying to work."
"Then stop bothering me!" he yelled. I rolled my eyes. "I wouldn't be bothering you but you broke my TV that I worked my fucking ass off to buy, so you have to suffer the dire consequences." Ciel sighed and turned up the volume. For some odd reason, he was fascinated by my IPod yesterday and hasn't let go of it since. I'm surprised it hasn't died yet.
"You have terrible taste in music," he commented, leaning back in his chair. I typed away at my article. "And you can suck the hairiest part of my left nut," Ciel stared at me, his eyebrow raised. "You're a man?" he asked. I deadpanned. I turned to him and opened my mouth to speak. "You're lucky I don't have a comeback for that yet, but when I do…" I warned. Ciel rolled his eyes and shuffled through Beyonce. He tilted his head. "Stop staring at Beyonce's ass. We get it! It's huge!" I said, clacking away. Damn boss and his damn article talking about how mine doesn't appeal to the young public. Fuck him.
Ciel blushed. "I was not!" Sure you weren't kiddo. Lying TV breaker.
Greg ran into my cubicle, jumping up and down and sweating.
I held onto his shoulders to calm him down. "Calm down, Greg. Use your words. Tell me where the pain is." Greg narrowed his eyes at me. "What? You usually come to me when you have heartache…" He rolled his eyes, as did Ciel. I sat him down and pulled down my dress. I'm surprised my boss let me in with a form fitting short black dress, fishnet stockings, and black high heeled boots. Ciel couldn't even look at me when I walked with him here. Felix couldn't either. It was so cute though. Ciel was like a tomato.
Greg held my hands in his. I got really nervous. "Why are you holding my hands?" I asked.
Greg sighed and peered into my eyes. "I need a favor…" Oh here we go… I raised my eyebrow. "What kind of favor?" I asked, signaling Ciel to turn up the volume more. When a guy asks you a favor, it's usually not PG-13. "A huge favor," he said, gripping my hands. "Dude, you're freaking me out…"
"Will you go on a date with me?"
"WHAT!" I yelled. Everyone in their cubicle turned around again. "Sorry…" I apologized. I leaned close to Greg. "I thought you were gay!" "I am! But my dad doesn't know that…" "Why in the fuck haven't you told your dad?" "Because he's a homophobe…" I thought to myself. "So you want me to go on a date with you?" Greg nodded. "Please?" I looked around. "Why don't you ask someone else besides the person you kind of hate?" Greg stared at me. "I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that we have to breathe the same air. And that people accept you for who you are even though you are dumber than beef jerky…"
"Hey! I have 2 Master degrees!"
"In what?" he challenged.
"In Literature and Child development." I said, sticking out my tongue.
"I have a Master in Fashion, Literature, Forensic Science, and Nursing."
I narrowed my eyes at him. "You're an ass…Screw you and your favor…"
"No, no, no! Please help me! It'll be just one date and then we can go back to hating each other!"
"Just one question: Does this mean I have to kiss you?" I asked. I had to know 'cause I'm not licensed to kiss a gay guy.
"Sadly, yes." I scratched my head. "Are you going to be comfortable with that? Kissing a girl and all?" I asked. Greg rolled his eyes. "I wasn't gay till high school." I opened my mouth to speak. "I don't even wanna know what happened. But okay, I'll do it." Greg squealed and hugged me. "Thank you, I love you!" I patted his back. "I…" mumble, mumble "You too, Greg." Greg sighed in relief. But he started to bite his lip. "You're hiding something, aren't you?" I asked. Please, please, please.
"I kinda told my dad that I have a son…Named Isaac…" FUCK!
I smacked my forehead. "I swear to God, man! Why, why would you tell your dad that? Where in the hell am I gonna get a s-…" A cat like smile crept to my face. I looked past Greg. Ciel was nodding his head to Remember by High and Mighty Color. "Oh, Ciel?" I called. Ciel ignored me. I patted Greg's shoulder and stepped over his lap. "Nice panties," he commented. "Thanks." I straddled Ciel's lap and waited. He froze and looked up, blushing profusely. Maybe I was showing too much cleavage. Oh well, the damage is done. I twirled my hair. "So I was wondering if you could do me a favor." Ciel coughed and composed his harsh expression. "What?" he asked. Gasp, my seductive ways weren't working! My punishment is failing. RETREAT! Sorry, I had like 4 cups of coffee this morning.
I ran a finger up and down Ciel's chest, getting a quiver out of him. I swear to you I feel something poking me but it's probably the coffee talking. "I was wondering if you can pretend to be my son for a little while…" Ciel blushed and looked away, his eyes flashing back and forth from my chest to the floor. "What for?" I turned Ciel's head to look at Greg. "For him…" Greg waved, watching in amusement. I turned Ciel's face back to me, resting my forehead against his. I ran a finger up and down his throat, making him swallow. "So what do you say?" Ciel stared at me with a bored expression.
"Nothing you can say or do will make me say 'yes'," he said. I rolled my eyes and grabbed my dress strap. Ciel blushed like a tomato and shut his eyes. "Alright, alright! I'll do it!" I stared at him and adjusted my strap. "Um, okay. Perv…I wasn't going to show you my boobs…None for you…"I said, waving my finger at him. Ciel squirmed under me.
"WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF MY LAP?" Ciel yelled.
"SHH!" was the response from everyone in the office.
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Felix laid in the same spot where I had left him this morning. His hand was in his boxers; hopefully he was scratching himself, and staring at the spot where the TV used to be. I paused in the doorway. "Whatcha doin?" I asked, half nervous and half concerned. He yawned and scratched his stomach. "Scratchin'…"
I rolled my eyes and flopped down on the couch next to him. Then I noticed my phone under his ribs. "What are you doing with my phone?" I asked, getting really pissed. Felix looked down and took out the phone from under his ribs. "Oh yea…I forgot to tell you when you were leaving…I talked to Sebastian though…" Ciel sat down on the other end of the couch, his knees to his chest, playing Fruit Ninja. "Did you tell him that it was you?" I asked. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
"Nah...He sounds like a perv."
I snatched the phone from his hands and read the text messages. I felt a blush creep to my face. I covered my mouth. "Oh my God." I quickly called Sebastian.
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Sebastian's P.O.V.
I rested on my bed, looking upon the ceiling. Louis was quite the fighter…And also had a very strange sexual attitude. The messages I received from her did not seem like her at all. I wonder. I closed my eyes and slept, still wondering.
My cellular phone began to ring causing me to jolt up from my luxurious slumber. I answered to hear screams of agony and pounding noises. "Hello?" I called, concerned. "Oh, Sebastian! Hi!" said Louis. I heard a swift kick. "Um, you know those text messages you got earlier…f-from me?" I laid back against my plush pillow and smiled. "Yes I do recall them." She chuckled nervously. "Those weren't from me…My…" I heard another swift kick and a scream in unbearable agony. I had a strong sense that she kicked her little brother in the groin. "Idiotic brother, Felix, sent you sexts to make me seem like a horny bimbo…" I stroked my bang. "I see…I had a hunch that it was not you. You do not seem sexually open." She gasped. "W-What do you mean by that?" I tapped my chin, amused by her. "I believe that you are actually nervous when it comes to sex in a relationship…Am I incorrect?" I asked. My heart swelled…But not literally since I do not have the organ.
I heard a crashing noise like glass and a familiar voice. "What the hell is wrong with you?" shouted my young master. "Shut up, Ciel!" Louis yelled. My eyes began to mist and change to pink fluorescent. "Do be nice, my dear. Louis…" I called into the phone sweetly. When she is angry seemed to be the right opportunity to use her. "Huh? Oh, yea Sebastian?" "Are you doing anything this evening?" She paused. "Actually, yea, I am. Sorry. Next time, I promise." Someone, most likely Felix, shouted in the background about blood. "I gotta go, Sebastian. Bye." She hung up.
I could only smile. Maybe feelings for this woman are necessary to get to the young master. And also, I can have some entertainment along the way.
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"You abusive…BITCH!" Felix yelled, holding his arm. I wrapped a bandage around his arm and kissed his cheek. "Oh calm down. You brought it upon yourself. No one told you to not move when you saw a vase coming towards you." My head shot to the time. "Fuck!" I grabbed Ciel's hand and pulled him into the bathroom.
"What do you think you are doing?" he shouted, blocking his face. I put foundation on his face to make him a little darker like Greg and ran to my closet, plucking out a red wig. I quickly cut it to look like his actually hair style and slapped it on his head. Ciel narrowed his eyes at me.
"If you do this for me, I will get you a bucket of ice cream from Ben & Jerry's. I promise." Ciel sighed. Ha-ha, I won! I reached to strip him. Ciel clutched his clothes and blushed. "I can do that myself!" "Okay, okay! Jesus, you're acting like I was trying to rape you!" Ciel flinched and pushed me out of the bathroom. I rolled my eyes and ran to the bedroom. Had to freshen up for my fake man.
Felix poked at his wound. "What are you two rushing about?" I sprayed myself with Katy Perry perfume. "I have a date tonight!" I shouted, fixing my dress and redoing my hair. Felix laid back on the couch and scratched his stomach. "With Sebastian?" "No," I applied lipstick and mascara. "With Greg." Felix tilted his head. "I thought he was gay…" I pushed up my boobs. "I'll explain later." I banged on the bathroom door. "Let's go!" Ciel walked out in black jeans, a red Steve Urkel sweater, and black glasses. I blushed and hugged him. "You are just the cutest thing ever!" Ciel pushed me away. "Let's just go…" Ciel pulled me along. I waved by to Felix. But then I grabbed my phone and kicked him again. Perverted little virgin.
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Greg and I stared at each other for a really long time. "Would it kill you to change?" he asked. I adjusted my boobs. "I think I look perfectly fine in this outfit. But look at you, looking…" I thought for a while. "Not homosexual anymore." That's all I could think of but he looked really nice. He was wearing black slacks, a white button down, and a black suit jacket. Greg rolled his eyes. "And you looked like a whore." I smirked. "I get more sex than you probably do."
We stared at each other again. Ciel cleared his throat. Greg looked down. "Aw, he's so cute…"
"Yea, yea, yea, let's go inside." I pushed him in.
You know, I had strong belief that this plan would actually work. Until I saw Sebastian, sitting at a table.
Fuck…
Ta-da! I finally finished! I am finally starting to get towards the confrontation. That'll happen maybe in 2-4 chapters. I don't know exactly yet! And drama! Not sure how Sebastian will react to seeing Louis with another guy. Not good, most likely. Until next time! Toodles!