Hey! I am so happy that everyone liked slutty Louis! It fills me with joy! At first I was gonna keep going with the whole lemon scene but I was like 'Maybe I shouldn't…' I guess I made the right decision. Anyway, I am ready to roll on this chapter. Um…Yea.
Oh but before I forget and Sebastian comes to bug me, I DO NOT OWN KUROSHITSUJI BUT WOULD LOVE TOO!
Sebastian: *pats my head* Good girl.
Me: Woof.
Sebastian: *eye twitches*
P.S. Another hint: T
Hints so far: P
ENJOY!
I finally got around to drawing a picture of Louis so here yall go! Sorry if it is in bad quality…My scanner is el stupido!
Picture of Louis: (on profile)
Sebastian and I quickly rushed through the hallways of the manner searching for Ciel. I was extremely worried for my rape toy. Though he doesn't remember me, I definitely remember him and everything we have been through. The weird thing is that Sebastian was still holding the pie…Really dude? A glint of light flashed in my eye when we reached a large bay window. I squinted my eyes and stopped near the window, staring at the glint. The sniper outside the window clicked his teeth in annoyance and pulled his gun out of sight. Sebastian turned and raised his brow at me.
"What on Earth are you looking at?" he asked.
"I could've sworn I saw something in the bushes…"
Sebastian looked down at the pie on his platter, his knuckle to his lips. 'The deep-dish pie turned out exceptional…So where could he have gone?' he asked himself.
"M-Mister Sebastian!" yelled Mey-Rin as she ran down the hallway. Sebastian looked back at her. "?" "I found a letter, yes I did!" she continued, picking up the pace.
"Who is it from?" Sebastian and I asked in unison. I gave him the evil eye when he smirked at me.
"For the servant of the Earl of Phantomhive!" she answered. I clenched my fists. "See!? It's those assholes! I'm coming with you!" I yelled, grabbing his sleeve. Sebastian looked at the window then back at me. "It is quite alright. I do not require your assistance. Please do stay here. I wouldn't wish harm upon you," he said with a smile.
"Bullshit!" I yelled, stomping my foot.
The sniper outside of the window focused his aim on Sebastian before moving back to me. He wasn't sure who to shoot. Sebastian slowly looked at him, making him flinch.
"A lady shouldn't use such language…" he warned. "And besides nothing is wrong, so please do not worry yourself over such a little thing. Everything while be fine…" My eyes widened in disbelief. "Are you kidding me? I saw his office, Sebastian! How can that possibly be 'little'!?"
As Mey-Rin continued to run down the hallway after taking a short break to catch her breath, she tripped on her shoelace that she had once again forgotten to tie. Mey-Rin went flying through the air like a retarded bird. I turned my head away from Sebastian to notice her flying through the air. Time froze all around us as the sniper shot his bullet just as Mey-Rin knocked into me and Sebastian. As Sebastian, Mey-Rin, and I clattered to the floor, the bullet smashed through the window and grazed off a few of Sebastian's hair form his bangs. The bullet then hit the vase that I nearly broke the other day (Thank God it wasn't me…), shattering it into pieces.
Okay, this was very awkward position to be in. If I wanted to be in a threesome, I would've simply asked I hope everyone knows. Let's see how I can paint this…Sebastian lay on his back on the floor with the platter that had once held the pie (Where the hell did that go?) flat in his palm. He looked bored and if he was starting to consider suicide. I lay on top of him with my boobs pressing into his chest and almost popping out of my dress. My legs were spread and on either side of him. Mey-Rin was just on my back like a big idiot. I sat up, rubbing my head and sore limbs. I could feel his manhood pressing against my "ladyhood" as I am going to call it since apparently I was almost doing the splits. I blushed and looked at the position I was in, totally forgetting Mey-Rin being on my back. Sebastian looked up at me and smirked.
"My, my, Miss Louis. I never knew you were this fond of me. I am touched." The asshole said with a large smile. I sat up on his lap, making Mey-Rin roll across the floor as she blushed profusely. "You wish!" I yelled. The pie started fluttering down from the ceiling where it was currently levitating. Sebastian watched it curiously with his amber eyes. "Miss Louis?" he called.
"What?"
"Stick out your hands."
I did as I was told. "Why?" The pie and decorative sheet landed neatly in my hands. "Oh."
Sebastian sighed and sat up, gesturing the platter for me to put the pie back. I slipped the pie on the platter and blushed as Sebastian's eyes locked on mine. I felt something on my butt. It was his hand. He better NOT be taking advantage of this HORRIBLE situation. "Mey-Rin…" he called. Mey-Rin isn't in the area right now. She is too busy forming a blood circle around us as she looks upon this 'thrilling' scene as she is currently muttering. I swear that everyone in an anime is a perv whether they realize it or not. I mean I'm surprised Mey-Rin isn't touching herself right now. "Mey-Rin, the letter…" Sebastian tried again.
Mey-Rin stopped rolling around the floor and looked at the paper in her hand. "Letter? Oh, yes sir!" she yelled.
Idiot.
Sebastian looked over the letter with unconcerned eyes that made me want to punch a baby! God forbid that I am in a nursery at the time! What? I love Dane Cook…He's my husband.
"If you want your master back, bring the goods to Buck's Row in Whitechapel." I read aloud in a Russian/Italian/I don't give a fuck accent. Sebastian peered up at me from the letter. I noticed.
"What?" I snapped. Sebastian chuckled to himself before scanning over the letter again. "My, what a dreadfully written letter…" Sebastian breathed as if the letter was gonna make him purge. "So, what now?" I asked. Pounding feet echoed down the hallway as Mey-Rin continued to roll around the floor. I'm surprised she hasn't passed out from all the blood loss. Like really? Sebastian isn't that great…
"What the hell is going on here!?" Bard shouted, running ahead of Finny. Finny froze in mid stride when he looked down at the scene before. I'm pretty that he was picturing Sebastian and me in some lovey dovey crap with roses and everything, but that is definitely a negative. Finny's eyes blanked as his world crashed down on him. Poor kid. Sebastian carefully pulled me up to my feet along with himself, smiling reassuring at the servants. I, however, was trying not to kill this assholish demon for having his hand on my ass like he is not invading my personal space or anything like that. Is he not aware of the pulsing veins in my head and the clenched fists? Is he secretly a jackass?
"Do not worry yourselves. We are fine," Sebastian answered, completely ignoring the fact that Mey-Rin's soul was slowly floating away. Bard looked at the smashed window and vase.
"You sure about that?" he asked. Sebastian released me from his grip and smiled like a freakin' Ken doll.
"Can I leave the cleaning of this mess and the rest of the dinner preparations to you? It seems that I have an errand to run…" Sebastian said.
"No way are you going by yourself! I'm coming with you!" I yelled, stomping my foot.
"Miss Louis, I have told you that I do not require your assistance. Please do not worry yourself over something like this-"
SMACK!
"What the hell is wrong with you!? How can you tell me not to worry, Sebastian!? I'm coming with you and there is nothing you can say or do that will make me change my mind!!" I yelled, crossing my arms. The servants gasped. Sebastian smirked before pulling me close to me. Me, like a dummy, blushed. "I see. I guess this will be a way for me to get revenge on you for earlier," he said with an evil smirk. Sebastian turned to Bard and placed the pie platter in his hand.
"And would you mind cleaning this up?" Sebastian asked.
"O…kay?" Bard kinda asked. Bard stared at the pie like it was the Holy Grail, flowers fluttering around him as if he had fallen in love with it. Again, anime is totally weird.
"I shall return by dinner," Sebastian assured, pushing me along with his hand.
"So, uh, by cleaning up…That means we can eat it! Right?" Bard asked, looking up to realize that Sebastian and I were no longer there. "Sebastian?" he called out.
"Louis?"
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"No."
Sebastian sighed as he stroked the stallion's neck. We were at the stables and this demon asshole wanted me to ride a freakin' horse to wherever the hell we were going.
"What are you possibly afraid of, Miss Louis? He is the young master's personal horse so he is well trained." Sebastian assured, gesturing his hand. I crossed my arms and turned away from him. "It's not the horse. It's this freakin' dress you bought me!! How do you expect me to ride a horse wearing this!?" I yelled, spreading the skirt of my dress to show him. Sebastian sighed once more, looking at the horse as if they were sharing their disappointment in me. Well fuck you, horse!
"Then I am afraid that I cannot take you with me. Good day, Miss Louis," Sebastian said, walking with the silver tray for the pie tucked under his arm. I wiped my head around. "What!? You can't possibly leave me here with this—Sebastian?" The demon was nowhere in sight. I gazed up into the horse's eyes and back down the path that Sebastian took. I checked all around me to see if anyone was around before pulling off my dress.
…Pervs. I'm not naked, I hope you all know. Gosh, get your mind out of the 19th century London, England gutters.
Underneath my dress, I was wearing a black Avenged Sevenfold 'It's your F*cking Nightmare' band shirt and blue jeans shorts. I know…BOSS! I hopped on top of whatever the fudge his name is and snapped his reins.
"HYAH!"
The horse pounded off to the mansion of whosoever. Wait a second. This seems very familiar…Like I've seen this before…Have I?
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The sniper sped off away from the Phantomhive manor in a complete panic with his getaway partner. He had completely missed his target and was probably going to get chewed out by Azzurro. He quickly called him. "Sorry, I missed!" he said in the field telephone that looked oddly like a cellphone. Back at the mansion, Azzurro kicked the desk in anger. "What do you mean you missed!? You useless idiots!! I never should have hired scum like you!! You bastards are finito! Get back here right now!!" Azzurro screamed into the phone on his desk.
The getaway driver heard something flap in the wind.
"H-Hang on. I see something back there…" he said to himself. In the rearview mirror, a wide grin showed through a giant smoke cloud. The driver gasped his face paling. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" he yelled. Azzurro quickly pulled the phone away from his ear, his eardrums pounding.
"!? What? You two girls see a bear or something?" Azzurro joked, laughing along with his lackeys in the room.
The tires screeched as the driver did a deep turn, screaming in terror. Dress shoes clacked against the floor as the being picked up speed. "What's wrong with you guys? Did someone find you? Talk to me…" Azzurro pressed.
"Go faster!!" yelled the sniper, screaming in terror.
"I can't!!" yelled the driver, the car screeching from the turns.
"NO, IT'S COMING!!" yelled the sniper into the phone.
"Cut it out, you bastards!" Azzurro yelled into the phone.
"I-It's no use! I-It's here!" yelled the sniper.
The being stretched out its hand towards the car.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
CRASH!
Azzurro fell silent as he stared at the phone in disbelief. "H-Hello? What's going on!?"
"Heh…Heh heh heh…" Ciel laughed as he lay on the floor bleeding. "That's too bad. It seems that your little game of fetch is over…" A chill ran throughout Azzurro. "SHUT UP, YOU DAMN BRAT!" he yelled, stomping and kicking Ciel all over. Azzurro grabbed the phone in anger and desperation. "Hey!! If one of you doesn't answer right now, I swear I will kill you mutts!! HEY!" he yelled.
"Hello?" a seductive voice answered back. Azzurro jumped out of his skin.
"Hello?" the seductive voice continued. "I am a servant of the Phantomhive family." Azzurro's cigar fell out of his hand, rolling across the floor.
"Might our master be available?" the voice asked, with a hint of amusement on the word 'our'. Azzurro's heart began to pound against his rib cage as he sputtered unrecognizable words into the phone. "Hello?" the seductive voice called once more. "Is everything alright, sir?" it asked. Azzurro began to shake in pure terror.
"Woof!" said Ciel.
Azzurro paled.
The seductive voice only said, "Understood, young master. I shall be there to pick you up momentarily. Just hold on for a little while longer." The voice hung up the phone. Azzurro stared off into the distance in shock. Ciel spat blood onto the floor.
The seductive voice, or Sebastian; whichever title fits your fancy; snapped the field telephone shut. "Thank you for allowing me the use of your telephone." Sebastian said calmly as he tried to hand the scared hired help stared at him as he balanced their demolished car on the edge of a cliff. How was this scrawny man keeping the car on the cliff?
"Now there are a few things I would like to ask you…" Sebastian continued. The hired help only stared, shaking and crying.
"First, I would like to know who you work for…" The driver gripped the steering wheel tighter. "Come now. I'm not a very patient man. You do know what happened to 'Humpty Dumpty' don't you?" he asked. The driver lowered his head and began to pray.
"O-Our employer's name is Azzurro Vanel! He has a hideout in the East End!" The sniper exclaimed. Sebastian paused for a moment before smiling sweetly. "I see," he said, slipping the telephone into the sniper's pocket. "W-We were j-j-just hired by h-him…" the driver stuttered out as the car slowly began to tip backwards.
"Oh? Is that so?" Sebastian asked, standing up. "In that case, I do apologize for holding you up…" The driver and sniper gasped as the car tipped more. "Please…Have a safe trip." Sebastian said, hopping off the hood of the car. The car along with its contents plummeted down to the forest below. Sebastian watched it with bored eyes as it hit the ground and exploded in a giant mushroom cloud.
"Azzurro Vanel…" Sebastian flicked open his pocket watch. "Just look at the time. I'll never make dinner on time…"
(Moments later… :D…PIE!)
I pulled on Blacktide's (Oh yeah…That's what I'm calling him…) reins as I passed a cliff with smoke rising from below. Blacktide trotted over to the edge of the cliff and thrashed his head to clear the flies and ash. I leaned over a little to look over the cliff.
"Let's see: A giant ass mushroom cloud." I looked further down. "A car door." I looked to my left. "A hubcap. Yup, Sebastian was definitely here…" That demon…Sigh
"Come on, Blacktide. Let's go find the demon. HYAH!" I yelled, snapping his reins as we dashed off.
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Azzurro threw down the phone and turned to his lackeys. "Phantomhive has help one the way! Move it!" he yelled at his bodyguards. "Hold the gates! Not even a single rat gets through! This is an emergency! Don't stand around twiddling your thumbs! Stop him no matter what!"
Sebastian slowly walked up to the manor house like there were not ten thousand guards awaiting him.
"Don't let the bastard set one foot in here!!" Azzurro yelled at his guards as they ran down the stairs.
"I say, what a splendid manor!" Sebastian shouted, staring up at the manor with a smile right behind the guards.
"Wha-!?" the guards yelled, turning around. "Who the fuck are you!?" shouted one of the guards. "—The hell'd you get in here!?"
Sebastian put his hand to his chin. "You seem to be rather busy. Might you be expecting someone-" The guards pointed their guns at him.
"What business does a butler have here!? What family are you from!?" yelled one of them.
Sebastian tilted his head. "Me?" He put his hand over his heart. "Aah, forgive me for not introducing myself. I…Work for the Phantomhive family."
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Mey-Rin, Finni, and Bard sat around the kitchen table, pouting. They all missed Sebastian…What a pity.
"Haah…Wherever did Mister Sebastian get to?" Mey-Rin sighed, her cheek resting on her palm. Finny sat with his arms sprawled on the table and his chin resting on the edge. "Yeah…"
"I don't care where he is or what he's doin'…" Bard said with his arms crossed. He dramatically gestured to the pie. "This is all I care about! Does 'clean it up' mean we can eat the pie or not!?" Bard asked, slamming his hands on the table and a vein popping on his head. "I have to know!!" he yelled, gripping his hair. "Maybe just one bite won't hurt…" Finny suggested, drool running down his chin as he imagined the sweet taste on his tongue with stars in his eyes. "NO, FINNY!! IF WE EAT SUMTHIN' WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO, SEBASTIAN'LL BAKE US INTO 'IS NEXT PIE!!" Bard hollered. Mey-Rin slammed a bottle of milk on the table.
"You need to calm down, Bardroy. Here, give this a try…" she said, her eyes gleaming. Bard crossed his arms in disgust. "Milk? Like that's gonna 'elp me…" he said.
"Milk is an important part of your diet! It'll help you grow strong bones, yes it will!!" Mey-Rin yelled in his face.
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Sebastian stood over the fallen bodies of the bodyguards and mobsters looking…rather bored and annoyed. He glanced down at the time before shutting his pocket watch. "Do forgive me…" he began, peering down at them.
"But I am rather pressed for time…" Sebastian began to walk up the stairs to the manor home of his young master's kidnappers.
Half-past five…I'm cutting it a bit close…, he thought to himself. When he walked in, he looked over the area before closing the door.
"HE'S HERE!! FIRE!!" yelled one of the rat pack members as the others shot bullet after bullet at the butler in black. Sebastian quickly dived out of the way, running around the perimeter of the hall with the pie tray before throwing it like a Frisbee; slicing through guns and body parts. Members of the mob ran at Sebastian, axes in hand.
"SON OF A BIIIIITCH!!" yelled one of them as a pack ran towards Sebastian. He could only sigh as he grabbed a coat rack. Sebastian swung it around, smashing it against the faces and heads of his assailments. He stood triumphantly as the bodies crashed to the floor before gently placing the coat rack back down…How lovely…
The pie quickly returned to Sebastian's hand as he checked the time once more.
"5:34." Sebastian heard footsteps approaching the door. Quickly preparing his weapon(?), he waited.
The doors to the manor slowly creaked open only to show me…Hi guys! Did ya miss me?
Sebastian sighed as he lowered the pie tray to his side, shaking his head. "Miss Louis…What are you doing here? I had hoped that telling you to ride a horse here would make you stay at the manor…" He ran his hand through his locks of hair. "This is most troublesome…" Sebastian looked me over thoroughly. "And what the devil are you wearing?" he asked, examining my shirt. I looked myself over.
"Does that really matter right now?" I asked.
"What is 'Avenged Sevenfold' might I ask?"
"Don't we have more important things to worry about, Sebastian?"
Sebastian sighed tucking his tray under his arm, nodding towards the door. "Then let us go…"
I pushed open the door slowly, peeking around for anyone. Sebastian gazed around lazily. Really dude? I know that you're a demon and all but I'm human! Shouldn't you be a little more worried?
Pushing open the door, I slowly walked in. Sebastian followed before freezing mid-step. I turned and stared at him.
"What?" I asked. Something behind me glinted just as Sebastian tackled me to the floor. A bullet whizzed past us and hit the glass window. I stared up at Sebastian.
"T-Thanks…" I said.
NEVER SAYING THAT TO HIM AGAIN!
Sebastian sighed and shook his head at me, leaning close to my ear.
"This is why I told you to stay at the manor. You'll only get in the way…" he whispered.
Sebastian stood up and faced the enemy, leaving me only to stare up at him.
"THERE HE IS!! KILL HIM!!" yelled the leader of the next wave of rats as everyone in the room fired. Sebastian quickly blocked all of the shots with the pie tray. (Why the hell is he still carrying that?) He ran across the table, swiping up plates and bowls.
"Tch! He's hopping around like a jackrabbit!" yelled one of the members. Sebastian threw plates and bowls at all of them, watching them pierce and cut their flesh.
A brave; or rather foolish; mobster came behind Sebastian with an axe, swinging it down towards Sebastian's head.
BANG!
Sebastian brought his foot around for a powerful roundhouse to only see the mobster already plummeting to the floor.
"Who were saying would get in the way?" I asked, holding up my smoking gun. The look on Sebastian's face was totally priceless. He smirked at me.
"Very well…"
"GET ALL THE GUYS IN THE WEST TOWER! WE'LL TEAR THESE BASTARDS APART!" yelled a gun man. I shot him in the Adam's apple. Sebastian sighed as he looked at me.
"What?" I asked. "That was bit unnecessary, Miss Louis," he said. Sebastian looked around at the many mobsters firing at us. "Just one rat after another…I am not making the least bit of progress…This will never do." He flicked open his stopwatch.
"5:38."
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"That's it!" Bard yelled, slamming his hands on the table. "I'm goin' to eat it! We were forced to wait so we'll drink expensive tea for interest! Mey-Rin, tea! Finny, get the silver!" He commanded.
"Sir, yes sir!" they saluted back.
Finny pulled open a drawer. "Should be right in here…What the-?" Finny began. Bard, Mey-Rin, and Tanaka peeked over his shoulder. "Is something wrong?" Mey-Rin asked. "How odd. It should be in here but…"
"?"
"The silver is gone…There isn't a single knife or fork…"
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Sebastian pushed knives and forks out of his sleeves, crossing his arms over his chest like some ninja with kunai. "Shall we go, Miss Louis?" he asked with a devilish smirk. Well actually for him, it would probably just be a smirk huh?
"Yup." I answered, pulling out another pistol.
He smiled at me and jumped off the table, throwing a set of knives into some of the mobsters heads…and eyes…and chest…Ooo! And the nuts! Wow Sebastian…You definitely don't show any mercy…
"Who the hell are these bastards!?" asked/yelled a gunman before I shot him in his pupil.
Wait, I know where I've seen this before! And I know what Sebastian says next! Yay anime obsessed adopted little brother!
Sebastian flipped gracefully through the air as I dashed across the room, both of us killing mobster after mobster.
"We are the servants of the Phantomhive manor. It goes without saying that we can handle a simple task such as this!" we said at the same time, both of us smiling at one another.
CREAK! CREAK!
"Goodness…That took longer than expected." Sebastian complained, hanging by his knees from the chandelier. He lazily slipped off it and landed on his feet, peering at his pocket watch. Almost like a cat.
I searched around the fallen bodies for a better gun. I found two rifles and weighed them in my hands, deciding on the lighter one.
"5:43." Sebastian looked me over like a rapist. I blushed under his gaze. "Can I help you?" I asked.
"You can't greet the young master dressed like that and covered in blood."
"Are you fucking kidding me!?...Do I get to keep the shorts?"
"No…"
"Dammit!"
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The clock on the wall ticked ominously as the gunfire ceased. Azzurro held his gun close to himself like it was a lifeline.
It's…gone all quiet…?, he thought to himself.
CLACK. CLACK. CLACK. CLACK.
The sound of heels clicking on the tiled floors multiplied.
"!!" He gripped his gun closer as he stared down the door. The footsteps got closer.
CLACK. CLACK. CLACK. CLACK.
Azzurro began to tremble with fear. The footsteps froze.
CREEEEAAAAKKK!
The door slowly opened, a set of peering eyes peeking inside.
"Excuse our intrusion," a pair of voices said. One sounded like the voice from the other but Azzurro didn't recognize the other. It sounded like a woman. The pair walked into the light. Azzurro pointed his gun.
"…!?"
"We have come to retrieve our master…" the pair said, the man bowing and the woman curtseying. The man was dressed in an all black suit like a butler of some sorts and the woman wore a white lacey off shoulder dress that flowed down the floor with a large slit up the right side of her dress that stopped just below her pelvis. A red rose was placed right in the middle of her chest.
A butler…And some hussy!? Azzurro asked himself. Sebastian snickered.
"What?" I asked.
"Ha…ha. I am amazed. To think that you two would take out all of those men…Well I'll be damned."
Yeah you will…There is a demon in the room, I thought to myself.
"I was wondering what sort of big man you were, but you are nothing more than some Romeo in a tailcoat…" Azzurro looked at me. "And some girl, nonetheless." Azzurro stepped closer to Ciel. "So…Who are you two? Assassins hired by Phantomhive? Or are you two ex-special forces mercenaries? You can't just be a butler and some girl…"
"Oh, but I am. Just a butler, that is." Sebastian answered with smirk.
"And last time I checked, I'm still female…" I said, shrugging.
"Ha! Is that so? In any case, I have no intention of fighting with you two…I surrender…" Azzurro said, gesturing his gun. He smirked. "However…" Azzurro pulled Ciel up by his hair. I stepped forward but Sebastian put his arm out to stop me.
"I would have you leave the goods behind…" Azzurro threatened, putting the gun to the side of Ciel's head. Sebastian looked upon him, bored. I swear I'm gonna pimp smack this damn demon. "You wouldn't want a hole in your adorable young master's head, now do you?" he asked the both of us.
"If you are a butler, you know what this situation calls for…" he said.
Seriously? Even the bad guy is ignoring me today?
"I have what you desire…It's right here-" Sebastian began.
BANG!
Blood squirted out of the hole that appeared in the side of Sebastian's head. I stared wide-eyed at him.
"Se-" Ciel and I said.
More shots fired out of the painting on the wall, piercing Sebastian's body and the package. His body hit the floor with a disgusting splat. I covered my mouth to stifle the screams, dropping to my knees. The guards stepped out of the painting and circled around me, their guns pointed at my temple.
"D-Did we get him? Ha…ha ha…HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, sorry dandy! But this game is mine!" Azzurro tugged on Ciel's hair to make him look in his eyes, tapping the gun under his chin. "And after he went through the trouble of coming to get you…How sad for you…Little Phantomhive." He looked at his guards. "You see, up against the 'Queen's watchdog', I had to have a trump card. And once I kill you, all will be perfecto." Azzurro smirked. "You were in our way from the very beginning, watching us like the police. Eh?" I began to tremble as the guards crept closer. My hand slid over Sebastian's and I gripped it for support.
Azzurro shoved Ciel's head back. "I'll get rid of you…And then conquer Inghilterra my way!" He slid his gun underneath Ciel's eye-patch. "But I must say..You are much too pretty to dismember…I bruised you up a little bit, but I'm sure you'll still fetch a hefty price." He pulled the eye-patch off with his gun. Ciel stared at him coldly.
"Now, now. Don't be afraid. I'll drug you up so that when some pervert comes to take you away-"
"Hey." Ciel said bluntly. "Playtime's over…"
"…!?"
"I can't imagine the floor makes for a comfortable slumber. Just how long are you going to play dead?" Ciel asked.
The hand I was holding twitched, making me jump.
"I-It can't be!" Azzurro yelled.
"…My goodness…" the corpse of Sebastian began. His feet planted themselves firmly on the floor.
"Guns today are so much more efficient than they use to be." Sebastian's torso rose as he said this, his body lifting off the floor as he helped me up. He released my hand and smiled at me.
HACK. COUGH.
Sebastian spat the bullets into his hand.
Azzurro began to panic. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? KILL HIM!!" he yelled.
"Allow me to return these…" Sebastian said, in a seductive manner. Gross… He threw the bullets into the heads and hearts of the guards surrounding us. Azzurro was at a loss for words. "Alas…what a pity." Sebastian stretched out the tails of his coat. "My clothes are full of holes."
"You could have avoided that, idiot…" Ciel snapped.
Sebastian wiped the blood from underneath his chin. "I was simply following the young master's orders to the letter. Your order to act like a butler, that is…" He smiled. "Besides…That look really suits you…" He gazed down at Ciel. "You look just like a caterpillar…It is so hideous and wonderful at the same time. It befits someone as small and weak as you…I thought I would take in the view a little while longer…" Sebastian said, walking closer.
All I could do was watch. This is what a demon really was like…The Catholic church was right on the money…
"…Who do you think you are talking to?" Ciel asked.
"GET BACK!" Azzurro yelled. "STOP! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Sebastian continued to walk closer, smirking.
"STOOOOP!" Azzurro yelled. Sebastian froze in place. "I-I-I-I'm telling you to stop!! Get any closer, and I will kill him!!" Sebastian placed his knuckle to his chin. "Well then…What shall I do?" he asked himself, smirking.
Ciel rested his head on Azzurro's arm. "Hurry it up. His breath smells awful."
"SHUT UUUUP!! BE QUIET!!" Azzurro screamed.
Sebastian chuckled to himself. "But young master…You will be killed if I move closer…"
"Are you going to deny our contract then?" Ciel asked, staring into Sebastian's amber eyes.
I stared at Sebastian, watching him with every fiber of my being. His eyes burned into mine as a smirk spread across his lips. "I shall do no such thing. Since that day, I have always been the young master's faithful servant. I shall do whatever the young master wishes…" he said, placing his hand over his heart though his eyes still pierced into mine…In exchange for a sacrifice…And the pleasure that has been offered…" Ciel stared at Sebastian, completely bored. "I do believe I have taught you how to beg…"
"What the hell are you two talking about!?" Azzurro yelled, looking between the two of them. My knees began to tremble. Yes, I may be acting like a bitch right now but…Sebastian's scary…
"Now just say it…" Sebastian said, tilting his head and putting a finger to his lip.
"This is an order: Save me now!" Ciel yelled, his right eye glowing a bright lavender.
"NO, IT'S OVER!!" Azzurro yelled.
BANG!
Smoke came out of the barrel of Azzurro's gun near Ciel's head. But there was no bullet wound… A vein popped on Ciel's head as he gripped his teeth in anger. "W-Why…is he alive…?"
"Are you looking for something?"
Azzurro's eyes widened as Sebastian leaned over of his shoulder with a smile. "Permit me…to return this to you…" Sebastian dropped the bullet that was in his hand back into Azzurro's pocket.
"…"
"We shall be taking back our master now…Right, Miss Louis?" Sebastian asked, smiling at me. "Y-Yes…" I stuttered out before looking around at the dead bodies. Sebastian chuckled to himself before turning back to Azzurro. "If you would please remove your filthy arm from his person?" Sebastian asked, twirling his finger in a circle.
"GYAAAAAH!!" Azzurro yelled as him arm twisted around multiple times.
Round and round the arm goes! Where it stops, no one knows! Ah…That was harsh but it made my knees stop trembling.
Azzurro stuttered nonsense as tears rolled out of his eyes. Sebastian scooped Ciel into his arms, hugging him like a parent would hug a newborn.
"The game wasn't fun this time…" Ciel said, staring down at the awestruck mobster.
Sebastian placed Ciel in a chair nicely, patting the dirt off of him.
"W-Wait! Come work for me! I-I can't die here like this!" Azzurro yelled.
I walked over to Ciel's side and knelt before him, looking over his wounds. "Sure you can…That's kinda what we had in mind, isn't it Sebastian?" I said with a smile. Sebastian smiled back at me. "Of course…"
"I'll pay you two five—no—ten times your current wages to be my bodyguards! You can have all the women and liquor you want!" That remark made me roll my eyes. "Woman are people too, I hope he knows…" I mumbled, helping Sebastian undo Ciel's chains. Sebastian tore the leather belts around Ciel's arms like they were made out of paper. Azzurro gasped. "It's a charming offer but I am afraid that we have no interest in such materialistic things. For you see…" Sebastian stood and turned to Azzurro, his eyes closed. "I am simply…" He opened them to show that they are a pink fluorescent color. "One hell of a butler." The room became dark as feathers began to rain down from nowhere. I looked all around me and back at Ciel. He wasn't even startled.
"So long as the young master possesses the 'mark of the covenant'…I am his faithful dog." Sebastian bit down on the middle finger part of his glove, pulling it off with his teeth. "A sacrifice…A wish…" He showed the black symbol on his hand. "And this…All these things bind me to my master. Until the day I swallow his soul." Sebastian walked over to Ciel's right side, standing with his arms behind his back and a smile. I stood on his left side, waving goodbye.
"Unfortunately for you…This game is over." Sebastian chuckled. "Oh, by the way…Miss Louis." I looked at him. "What?"
"I believe I failed to mention that before Mr. Vanel called you…I believe it was a hussy…"
My head slowly turned as I stared at Azzurro…My eye began to twitch with complete rage. "You called me a WHAT!?" I yelled, cracking my knuckles. I quickly spun to do a roundhouse kick.
"I'M NOT A HUSSY!! I AM A MAID OF THE PHANTOMHIVE HOUSEHOLD, DAMMIT!" I hollered.
CRUNCH!
Ooo, right in the nuts.
"…Nicely done…" Ciel commented.
"Thank you." I rewarded with a smile.
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Bard, Mey-Rin, Finny, and Mister Tanaka sat in the hallway pondering. "Sebastian told us to clean up the pie, but how can we do it without any silva?" Bard asked, crossing his arms. Mey-Rin and Finny sighed in anguish. A gust of wind blew throughout the hallway.
"What was that?" Finny asked. "Is there a window open?"
"Dunno…" Bard said. He noticed a small petal near his foot and picked it up, twirling it in his hand. "What the hell?" Finny and Mey-Rin looked over his shoulder. "Hey! That's a Forget-Me-Not petal!" Finny yelled. "But…We don't have any of those in the garden…" Finny mumbled to himself. "Then where did it come from?" Mey-Rin asked. Bard noticed something white disappear into the dining hall.
"Bloody hell…"
Mey-Rin began to tremble with excitement. "Could it be a ghost? I love a good scare, yes I do…"
The white being stuck out its arm from the doorway and beckoned the four servants with its finger before disappearing back into the hall.
"Hey!" Bard yelled after it. "You three, go wait for the young masta! I'll go after that thing!"
"Sir, yes sir!" The servants yelled before going their separate ways. Bard pushed open the large dining hall doors.
"Why you little—What the-?" Bard began, looking around the hall.
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Sebastian, Ciel, and I walked on home to the manor. Well actually I was on Blacktide and Ciel was being carried by Sebastian so I guess he was the only one walking. "Well this isn't how I expected to spend my day…I'm gonna need a hot bath after this…" I complained, slumping against Blacktide's head. "But you did excellent today, Blacktide! I'll give you plenty of apples and carrots later!" I assured, patting his large neck. He neighed in pleasure. Sebastian looked back at me.
"Blacktide?" he asked.
"What? He's an all black stallion with a mane that reminds me of tidal waves. Gotta problem?" I asked. Sebastian chuckled.
"No, not at all…But that is the young master's horse so you can't just go renaming it as you please…"
"What was its name originally?" I asked.
"Alacer*…"
"Yea, Blacktide is MUCH better…" I laughed, closing me eyes and starting to drift asleep on Blacktide.
"…You did well today, Miss Louis…And I thank you," Sebastian complimented with a smile. This smile felt real to me unlike his other ones. I couldn't help but blush.
"T-Thanks…"
Sebastian smirked and looked down at Ciel before looking up at the mansion coming into view. Ciel squirmed in his arms before opening his eye. Before him he saw a mansion engulfed in massive flames. He gasped.
"You're awake, master?" Sebastian asked, not looking down at him. Ciel looked up at Sebastian then over to me.
"Hi Ciel…" I greeted, yawning afterwards. Ciel looked back at the mansion to see it perfectly fine. His expression saddened.
"Master! Welcome home, sir!" Finny yelled as he and Mey-Rin came running up to us. They noticed Ciel's bruises and scratch marks. "Oh dear!" Mey-Rin hollered, clutching her face. "Master Ciel, you're injured!" Finny yelled, his hands near his face. Thank goodness I suggested cleaning Ciel up a bit in the Vanel home. They would have had a worse reaction.
"I just tripped and fell, it's nothing to worry about…" Mey-Rin and Finny stared closer, a hint of blush on their faces. "What? You don't believe what your master tells you?" Ciel asked.
"Oh no, we do!" Mey-Rin said, smiling widely.
"It's just…you look so cute…" Finny said.
Ciel blushed.
"Being held like a baby and all." Finny finished.
"PUT. ME. DOWN." Ciel spat out. Sebastian quickly put him down. I giggled. Mey-Rin and Finny laughed as they smiled. Ciel only popped a few veins.
"Stop looking at me like that! Honestly!"
"Master…" Sebastian called. Ciel turned to him.
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"I'm so terribly sorry…" Sebastian said, bowing on one knee with his hand over his heart.
OMG is Sebastian about to show some more human like emotions!? I hopped down from Blacktide and got a little closer to him.
"I have committed a blunder unacceptable for a Phantomhive butler. How could I—Better yet we—" Sebastian said, forcing my head to bow. "Ever atone…We hang our heads in shame…Dinner is not ready…" Ciel only raised his eyebrow as I gave Sebastian the best evil glare I could.
Bard came running out of the house, the color in his face completely gone. Ciel and the servants turned to him. "What is it?" Ciel asked.
"Y-You gotta see this…" he said.
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(Inside the manor… :D…I'M ALIVE!)
Spread across the dining table was a gift from God! Food from all over the world was spreading from corner to corner across the table. Me, Mey-Rin, and Finny's mouths began to water as we saw the meal before us. My stomach growled obnoxiously.
"Me amor…" I muttered to myself.
"I thought you said dinner wasn't ready, Sebastian?" Ciel asked. Sebastian stared at the table astonished. "I did not do this, young master…"
"I don't care who did…as long as I get to eat it…" I said, picturing the taste of lobster, parfait, and roast beef on my tongue. "Bardroy, who did this?" Sebastian asked, staring at the chef. Bard could only shrug. "I don't know…All I saw was some white thing come in here and when I opened the door I say this…By the way, Sebastian. YOUR MESSAGE WAS TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!" Bard yelled, a few veins popping on his head. Sebastian slowly raised his eyebrow.
"My message?"
"THE PIE, THE PIE!" Bard yelled. "I THOUGHT SO HARD, I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING!!" Bard yelled. Sebastian sighed. "So you did nothing then?" he asked.
POW!
A triple decker scoop appeared on Bard's head. As those idiots continued to argue and Ciel just stared at them clearly confused, I circled around the table while running my finger along the silk table cloth. On the table lay a single Forget-Me-Not flower. I picked it up and turned it over in my hand.
For whenever you need me…Fatus Marado was written on the petals. I hugged the flower close to me, smiling. I looked up to find all the servants and Ciel staring at me.
"What? A girl can't have a moment around here?"
(Later that evening.. D;… No es goal)
I lay in my bed, still clutching the flower to my chest. Celestial had finally come back from wherever the hell she was (I forgot to go look for her) and was curled up in a neat ball near my chest, fast asleep. I breathed in the sweet smell of the flower, tears streaming down my face. Mey-Rin stirred and flipped over in her bed, not disturbed by my crying. I pulled up the skirt of my white nightgown (Yes ANOTHER new one, courtesy of Sebastian…) and wiped away my tears. I gazed up at the moon peeking outside my window before curling up into a ball.
"Felix…I'm so scared…I don't know what to do…" I whispered to the flower.
"I know…" a voice said.
Tis the end of this long adventure! I hope you enjoyed and I hope that you will check out the picture of Louis! Trust me, I am not the greatest artist in the world but a lot of people at my school said that they liked it so yeah…TEAM LOUIS!
By the way, the name of Ciel's horse (That I made up) Alacer is Latin for 'Dashing'. Just in case you were wondering.