Stupid Skyrim!

SHIT! Ok that was tooooooo close. I don't know what it was but-wait what is that is it a- OH MY GOD IT'S A GODDAM DRAGON!

DAY 4

Well yesterday was soooo much fun! NOT! I had just fought a giant and finished looting it all nice and safe right? Wrong! That idiot of brother Jeremy shows up on THE DRAGON which the heck outta me! After that I decided to head back to solitude, but it turns out I had gone the wrong way so I had go all the way round THEN I had to wait by stuffing up time again.

DAY 5

What have I done?! I've adopted SAMUEL. SAAAAMMMUUUELLLL! Wait hold on-mwhaaaaaaaahaaaaa yeah kill those werewolves Samuel I'm sure you'll get them… HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! I need to kill him this really starting to piss me off.

DAY 6

So I'm just walking and what the f &k is that $:6& &. Die a-hole! Ha teach that mofo to mess with me hah. What is it now Samuel?! Oh you want to play well Karjo, Lydia would to help Samuel KILL SOME WEREWOLFSSSSSSS! Oh shit well I need to take him back for a re-fund. I'm mean I got this kid with like a 'however long they live garrenty' but they didn't say anything if they were killed.

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