iKoffeeholic's Word: There's four more days of constant updates, and four more days till b-day time for me! Put me on author alert for a flood of Harry Potter fics (Drarry, Snarry, Nuna, Romoine) and some more Naruto fics (KakaIru, NaruKono, SasuNaru). Let me know if you like smut! You know I do~
Pina Colada and King Arthur Along with Prince Albert Ch 2
The next morning, Sasuke woke up earlier than his alarm. Before he opened his eyes, he experienced a nightmare—Naruto and him sexing on the beach. It even left him with a bit of morning wood. The pain of his break-up with Sakura rushed through his heart and quickly settled his hardness. He tossed aside his sheets and grabbed himself a light breakfast from the kitchen. Chewing on the lukewarm breakfast pocket, he thought to himself, 'Why the hell am I dreaming of Naruto?! He annoys the hell out of me, that dobe! He's not even that hot…oh who am I kidding? When I'm horny, any guy looks hot…'
He hopped in the shower and jumped back out to brush his teeth. As the sun began to peek from behind the horizon, Sasuke was fully dressed and packing his luggage into the trunk of his car. With a slam of a door and the turn of a key, he drove down the road to get Naruto. Hopefully he was already up.
PCKAAPA
Sasuke climbed up the stairs to Naruto's apartment and gave a loud knock to 25B's door. "Naruto, I know you're not sleeping in there!" he called out, only to be yelled at by other tenants on the floor. "Sorry," he whispered back.
"The door's open, Sasuke. Come on in!" he heard Naruto say. When he opened the door, he saw a towel-less, tattooed, and tanned body hovering over a bulging suitcase on the couch. His damp blonde hair gave away that he had just stepped out of the shower.
Sasuke couldn't decide whether he should have a nosebleed or a meltdown, so he just panicked and fell to his knees. "Naruto! I thought you packed last night! We only have two hours to get to the airport now!" He was so distraught that he didn't take time to notice Naruto's new tattoos.
"It's okay. I'm packed, but I decided to add other things besides Speedos this morning." Naruto slipped into some snug briefs and a pair of skinny jeans and tossed on a white tank top. "Just let me catch a little breakfast and we can get going." The blonde ducked into his little kitchen and returned crunching on a fish taco.
Sasuke recollected himself. "I hope you packed light since heavy luggage is extra."
"It's not that much, Sasuke. Go crank up the car," the blonde laughed at him. "I'll be down in a sec—"
"I should've never invited you! I'm leaving you here!" Sasuke exited his apartment and slammed the door behind him. He was really frustrated with Naruto that morning.
Desperate to vacation in Hawaii, Naruto quickly grabbed his luggage, jammed on a pair of flip-flops, and raced downstairs. "Don't be so hasty, Sasuke! I'm coming!"
When he got onto the sidewalk, the cold morning air slapped against his skin, making him shiver a little. He spotted Sasuke's car on the curb. The engine revved as if the car was going to fly off at any moment. So Naruto hurried on over and yanked at the door. But it was locked as it could be.
"Sasuke! Please let me go with you! I'm sorry!" the blonde cried as he gently banged on the window.
Sasuke pretended that he couldn't hear him though, but he hated how sad Naruto sounded. Feeling somewhat guilty, he rolled down the window and turned down the radio. "Listen Naruto, I won't put up with your crap this week. I'm already pissed since the plane takes off in an hour and a half. I'll ask you one last question that'll determine if I leave you and go alone: Do you have your passport? If not, aloha*."
Naruto looked sideways. Then he undid his luggage on the sidewalk to dig for his identification. After rambling through his Speedos, he found a little pamphlet with his picture in his. He flashed it to Sasuke. "I'm going to Hawaii after all!" He picked up his jacket from the sidewalk and threw it on his shoulders.
Sasuke sighed heavily. "Get in, and don't breathe another word until we get on that plane."
When he heard the doors unlock, he quickly tossed his suitcase onto the backseat. Sasuke just hoped the plane ride wouldn't be as miserable as that was. Hope was all he had when his patience wore thin.
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Once he parked his car in the rental garage, they got their bags out of the car and walked into the airport with only forty-five minutes to spare. Sasuke rushed to the front desk, glad that there wasn't a queue to wait in. He slammed his passport on the desk and stated his business.
"Lucky you," the agent said with a raised brow. "The flight's been delayed an hour."
Sasuke's eye had a short spasm. He and Naruto heaved their bags over the desk. Then the agent tagged them and sent them away on a conveyer belt.
The agent handed them their boarding passes. "Follow those signs and head to security check. You've got a little time—just a little."
Naruto and Sasuke whipped their heads around to spot the signs for the security check. When they did, they quickly walked to the shortest line available and started stripping themselves of their belongings. When Naruto's turn to go through the metal detector came up, Sasuke worried about Naruto having any piercings to get pulled over for. That particular piercing being down below would further ruin his morning.
The blonde slipped off his jacket, leaving him with just those jeans and tank top, showing off hints of those creepy tattoos he had, even the newer ones. The security agents broke from their unfriendly stares and opened their eyes very wide.
Fortunately, Naruto made it through with the machine staying silent. Sasuke rolled his eyes as they frisked him, looking as if they were groping him on purpose. At least they could board the flight after this was over.
They met on the other side and put their shoes and jackets back on. With a flash of their boarding passes at the gate, Naruto and Sasuke climbed up the stairs to the plane.
"Aloha Japan! Won't miss you!" Naruto playfully called out to the ground when he reached the top of the stairs.
"I will get the captain to drop you off in the ocean if you don't behave!" Sasuke hissed as he yanked Naruto's jacket. "Now let's find our seats."
Sasuke took the window seat and to his discomfort, Naruto took the one next to him. He kept a small carry-on that contained a book and his iPod. Once he stuck in his earbuds and took in the classical piano stylings of Chopin, his eyes glided across the pages taking in no information.
Then a sleepy blonde decided to rest his head on his shoulder. Even after all that hell they just went though, he looked kind of cute to Sasuke as he snoozed. Sasuke could smell the orange scented shampoo coming from his soft hair. The way his lips parted was threatening to allow some drooling, but they closed when he shifted his head. Naruto would still continue to be cute as long as he didn't snore.