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Alice was eating dinner with her family. It was something they did every night, and as far as the rest of her family knew, there was nothing out of the ordinary. But under the mask of her face that Alice used to hide her emotions from those who would call her crazy, Alice was almost quivering with excitement. Finishing her dinner, she looked up at her mother. "I'm awfully tired, mother." She said."may I be excused to go to bed early?" "Of course, dear," her mother replied," just Chang into your night clothes first." Alice left the table, barely able to keep herself from running. She walked up the stairs and into her room. After closing the door, she lay in her bed, not bothering to change her clothes, and waited. What seemed like an eternity later, she heard her mother and father heading to their room. After a few minutes, she heard her father snoring. As soon as she heard that, she slipped out of head, stealthy as a thief, opened her closet, and pulled out the dress the knave had given her. It was blue, with an umbrella bottom, and had a white cloth on the front. It came with a black headband with a bow attached and a pair of blue slippers. She changed into the dress, and then pulled her golden hair out of its braid before she put the headband on. Leaving the slippers off so she could move easier, she stepped out onto her balcony in her socks. Turning to her left, she grabbed the drainpipe on the side of the oak railing and slid down. She landed on the ground quietly. After making sure no lights had come on in the house, she turned and ran towards the nearby forest. Just inside the edge, she came across a particularly short tree. Stopping here, she put on the slippers and felt around the base of the tree. There! Her hand fought a piece of rope and she pulled, revealing a hole just big enough. Slipping down into it, she let her vision go dark. A few seconds later, color returned and she was there. Her clothes were now more her style. The dress had become a skintight suit, blue with white patterns running throughout it. The headband had become a pair of sunglasses, with the bow now an earpiece. The slippers were now top grade athletic sneakers. And the place she stood had changed to. Instead of her dull house in England, she stood in a vibrant, colorful world. Alice was in Wonderland.