Elrick didn't know where he was. It was far to dark to see, yet he didn't feel lost. His chest felt fine, and he'd never felt so energized before in his life.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" He tried calling. At first, there was no answer, but then...
"I am here." The voice was soft, melodic, beautiful.
"Who are you? Where am I?" Elrick spun in frantic circles, trying to find where the voice was coming from. The voice gave a light giggle.
"Who I am is unimportant at this time. We are inside of your mind." The voice was closer now. Elrick swore he coucould feel someone breathing down his neck.
"If this is my mind, then why are you in it?" He asked curiously.
"Straight to the point? I like that. I'll be sure to file that away for when we meet in person." Now Elrick knew he felt someone's breath on the back of his neck. And it was unnerving.
"What do you want?" He asked calmly.
"I merely wish to ask a favor of you. When your wound has healed, you and your new friends must travel to a city ruled by a man calling himself the Crimson Conqueror." Then, Elrick felt someone nibble lightly on his ear ear lobe. "Once there, you decide what must be done."
"And if I refuse?" Asked Elrick.
"Nothing, but you will never fulfill your duty to bring peace." That got Elricks attention.
"Fine. I'll go. But first, who are you?" The woman laughed, a wondrous, musical sound.
"I am the one you humans know as the Demon Lord."
"Oh, fuck." Was Elricks only answer. The Demon Lord giggled again, before Elrick felt her go back to nibbling his ear lobe.
"Not quite yet, but soon." She replied.
"Soon? Soon what?" Asks a perplexed Elrick.
"Soon, you will give me many, many daughters." Before Elrick could respond, he was spun around, and felt a pair of soft, luscious lips press against his own.
Then...
He woke up.
"It must have just been a dream." He mumbles to himself. Looking around, Elrick sees that he is most definitely not in the forest anymore. He was laying on a bed, with Tira right next to him, laying on his arm with her head on his stomach. However, this brought him no pain. Elrick used his free hand to feel his chest. There was no mark, no blood. Nothing.
"Had that dream been real?" He wondered to himself. "And, hey, why am I straight up naked?"
"YOU'RE AWAKE!" Suddenly, Elrick was torn from his mental reverie as Naobi jumped onto him, pushing Tira to the ground in the process.
"Hey! Watch what you're doing, skank!" Shouted Dark Tira.
"What's the matter?" Asked Naobi. "Wanna join us? I don't know about Elrick, but I for one would love to get my hands on that tiny body of yours." Tira backed away, terrified, until she bumped into something behind her. Well, two, large, soft somethings. Tira turned, and was met breast-to-face with probably one of most beautiful women she had ever seen. She was tall, with long blond hair, brown eyes, and a very dark tan. She was dressed in the traditional clothes of a priest of the Christian Church, save a few... Provocative differences. There was a cross shaped opening on her chest, showing off some generous cleavage, and her long skirt had two long slits on both sides, showing her long, perfectly browned legs.
"Oh, my. It looks like our patient is finally awake~." Said the blond woman.
"Oh, hi, Sister Nora." Said Naobi, still laying on Elricks side. Sister Nora smiled kindly at Naobi, before her eyes fell on Elrick.
'Oh my god, he's so handsome.' Thought the Priest woman. 'Oooo, I wonder how big he is.~'
"Well, I would like to... Give our patient a full physical, so if you girls could possibly give us some privacy?" Sister Noras tone brokered no arguments. Tira and Naobi shivered slightly at the woman's tone, and left. Nora grinned down at Elrick.
"Now, then. Let's see what you have down there.~" She immediately pulled the covers from Elrick, leaving him as bare as the day he was born.
"Oh my~ Will it even fit?~"
"HOLY SHIT!"
...
With Cormack.
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The oriental man had been walking through the woods for over an hour now. He wasn't looking for anything in particular. Just thinking. That is, until he came across what appeared to be a large treasure chest.
"What is this doing all the way out here?" Cormack wondered. He walked up to the chest, and heard a soft click coming from inside, before...
"GET IN HERE!" A girl, maybe seventeen, with platinum silver hair and purple ribbons barely covering her breasts, lunged out at him to try and pull him inside.
"Whoa, shit!" Cormack was grabbed around his legs, and the girl, whom apparently had incredible upper body strength, tried pulling him inside of her chest with her to do whatever she planned to do.
"Shiiiiiit!" Cormack was dragged into the chest, where the sounds of a scuffle took place, before Cormack managed to force his way out, with lipstick smears on his face. He immediately took off running. The girl stood up, the chest floating around her waist like makeshift shorts, before chasing after Cormack.
"GET BACK HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO ME!"
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With Elrick.
...
"Somebody help!" Shouted Elrick, trying to escape from the now obvious Dark Priest Monster Girl. Her eyes changed from brown to red, and her ears became sherp, making her monster blood obvious.
"Ohhh, I'll help you.~ I'll help you feel really nice.~" Said Nora, the Dark Priest.
"Fuck!" Elrick dove out the window with a blanket wrapped around his waist, and landed in an open carriage with a girl that looked like a Spanish swordswoman. She had a cute face, blond hair, wide brimmed black hat, long black coat, and a rapier at her waist. She barely had any kind of protection for her legs and torso.
"Hello." Said Elrick.
"Hi." Nods the blond girl. Elrick could see her scanning his muscular chest, as the sheet only covered from the waist down.
"So, ah... What's your name?" Asked Elrick.
"Karleen Crimson, ace bounty hunter and Vampire tracker extraordinaire." She swept her hat off in a dramatic fashion. "And yourself, sir?"
"Elrickson Von Schlou, professional swordsman, noble, and gentleman." Replies Elrick, smiling. Karleen froze. Elrickson Von Schlou? THE Elrickson Von Schlou? The White Knight of Hungary? This guy made a real name for himself in the war. Oh my God! This is the guy that carved his way through sixty Malfested enemies to try and reach Nightmare! Karleen blushed brightly.
"So, what are you in town for?" Asks Elrick.
"I heard there was a Vampire in these parts, so, I came to make sure she was treating her husband right." Replies Karleen, still blushing.
"Well, I wish you luck, miss Crimson." Said Elrick. "I apologize for cutting this a little short, but I must be off." Elrick jumped the carriage, and ran off to find his armor. Karleen shrugged. She'd find him later.
...
With Maxi, Xiba, and strangely, Astaroth.
...
"So, ah... why are we out here?" Asked Astaroth.
"I sensed something strange out here a while back." Replies Maxi.
"What do you think it was?" Asked Xiba, balancing the Kali Yuga in his palm as he walked. What he didn't notice was a pair of tiger like eyes, staring intently at the back of Xibas head.
"I don't know, honestly." Replies the Nunchaku master. "It felt... Feral."
"Wow! That kinda sounds cool!" Laughed Xiba.
"You really think so?" Asked a female voice nobody recognized. Spinning to the source of said voice, the three guys saw a rare Jinko. A Tiger Monster Girl. And she was watching Xiba like a hawk.
"Uh, what?" Asked Xiba.
"Do you think feral's cool?" The woman repeated.
"Uh... Yes?" Xiba was getting kinda nervous now, backing up as she kept pace with him. He bumped into a tree, and she stood barely an inch away from him. She smiled down at him.
"Well, that's good, isn't it, little monkey?" Asks the Jinko.
"Uh, bye." Xiba ducks around her and tries to escape, but she grabs him by the back of his shirt.
"Oh, no, no, no, my little monkey. You know how cool being feral can be, now, let me show you how hot it gets."
"HELP!" Shouted Xiba as the Jinko ran off with him.
"Should we help?" Asked Astaroth.
"Well, as jealous of how lucky my student is right now, I think this'll be good for him." Replies Maxi.
"Getting raped by a horny cat girl?" Asked the Black Giant.
"Hey, nobody said my teaching methods were sane." Answers Maxi.
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With Cormack.
...
Cormack continued to sprint through the thick vegetation of the forest with the Mimic right behind him.
"Quit chasing me!" He shouted.
"Quit running!" Replied the Mimic. Cormack scoffs, but keeps running. He accidentally trips over some kind of boxed object. The box was roughly human sized, if a bit larger. Cormack, thinking quickly, grabs the box, and hides in the bushes a bit away.
"Oh, where are you, husband?" Called the Mimic as she walked by.
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With Elrick.
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"Shitshitshitshitshitshit shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..." Mumbled Elrick, as he ran from the horny Dark Priest.
"Come on out, husband~" Called Nora.
"I'm not your husband!" Shouted Elrick. All he could find was his sword, glasses, and pants.
"Oh my~ I love it when they fight back~" she sang.
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With Xiba.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Xiba ran from the gorgeous Jinko woman chasing him, using his monkey like skills to keep ahead of her.
"GET BACK HERE!" Shouted the Jinko. "IT'S MATING SEASON, AND I'M HORNY!"
"AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STOP ME!?" Shouted Xiba.
"UH, YEAH!"
"NO, THANKS!"
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With Elrick,
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Elrick kept running as fast as he could, until he bumped into Xiba and Cormack.
"Girl troubles." Said all three in unison.
"Oh little monkeeeeeeeyyyyyy." Came the Jinkos voice.
"Husband?" It was the Mimic.
"Come out, come out, my little patient.~" it was Sister Nora.
"Oh shit." Said all three.
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A/N: What'd you guys think? Let me know.