Authors Note: Nothing to saaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Chapter Six: Investi-Dubh
When you say detective, you think of a smart dark guy with a pistol in his holster, a knife in his pocket, and a cigarette in his mouth. That's what Stampy expected, and was surprised when a cheese man walked through the door of his house with a dart gun in his holster, a MinePod in his pocket, and a bubble pipe in his mouth.
"Hello...?" Stampy said awkwardly.
"Hello!" the cheese man beamed.
"I called a detective..." said Stampy slowly.
"And here I am!"
"Hang on..." Stampy said narrowing his eyes. He sighed recognizing those eyes. "Ash."
"Er, no," the cheese lied. "I'm Investi-Dubh! Private eye investigator!"
Stampy smirked. "Lets get this over with."
He led Ash to the doghouse and to Barnaby's body which was still there because everyone was too afraid to touch it. Ash rubbed his cheesy chin and pulled out a magnifying glass.
"Now stand back Mr. Stampy Cat," Ash ordered trying his hardest to not be silly. "You're working with a pro."
Squid, who was behind them, managed to hold in his laughter that that last sentence.
"Aha!" Ash announced.
"Find anything?" Stampy asked excitedly.
"So that's where that porkchop went!" Ash said holding up a half eaten porkchop.
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"I hope they find out what happened to Barnaby..." Sqaishey said moving her checkers piece.
"Mhm," Amy said looking for moves. "I just hate it when animals mysteriously die..."
Sqaishey pulled off a face that looked like she had to go to the bathroom, which she did. "I'll be right back Amy." she said standing up and walking out the living room door and down the hall.
Amy noticed something underneath the sofa. She took it out and examined it. It seemed to be a card of some sorts. She opened it up and read it.
Dear Stampylongnose:
By now you have probably seen what happened in the doghouse.
I just wanted to say... You kill my dog, I kill yours...
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Authors Note: *Gasp!* Plot twist!