"What should we do with her?" Dan and Phil stared at the little girl.

"Look through her suitcase? She may need clothes and stuff," Phil suggested. And so they did. She had 6 pairs of underwear, a file of everything about her, a file of them... A blue cat plush with a white belly and a green bag, a note pad and a pencil and 10 000 POUNDS? On the money there was a note.

'A small donation so you will have enough money to buy the required things for the child - From The Queen.'

First Dan and Phil read the document.

"I guess it's time to go shopping with her now," Phil said.

"Hey little girl... WAKE UP!" Dan shook her. She got up with a very angry but cute expression on her face.

"Time to go shopping!" Dan said with fake enthusiasm.

"We have to name her though!"

"Uh Kaolin?" No.

"Louise?" Denied.

"Gertrude?" Dan received a very hard elbow in the stomach.

"Lina?" No.

"Neko?" nadda.

Dan noticed her dress was blue, like Alice in Wonderland's dress.

"Alice?" Yup! Alice happily took her money and her notepad with pencil, and skipped out the door. Dan and Phil followed.

Dan and Phil wondered around the shop as the little girl lead them on happily. She went to the Halloween section and choose the Alice in Wonderland dress- Madness Returns. It was a blue dress with a white apron thing and a huge white bow at the back, along with black and white stockings. It also came with the knife.

"Urm, are you really sure you want that?" Phil asked very unsure about her choose of clothing. She nodded and placed the clothes into the cart. Alice skipped back to the normal (thank god) clothing and got some NORMAL clothes.

"You know, do you think we should get her an actual knife?" Dan asked.

"WHAT?"

"You know, for self defence,"

"NO WAY WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT! SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD!"

"She's actually 4 and a half. Anyway, she came from the QUEEN won't somebody want to kidnap her?"

"DAN!"

Whilst Dan and Phil were bickering, they failed to noticed Alice taking their phones. Making a note, taking a screenshot and making it their background. She skipped merrily away and bought some more things. She took it back to the apartment and took the underground to Louise's house (A.K.A Sprinkle of glitter) and slept on her couch.

"Ok fine! No knife!" Dan groaned," Where's Alice?" he realised.

"OH GOD WE HAVE TO REPORT THIS!" Phil took out his phone.

"Oh..."

"WHY ARE YOU HESITATING SHE COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW!" Dan screamed frantically.

"She's at Louise house,"

"What?"

"DID YOU HOW WORRIED WE WERE?" Dan shouted. They found her playing with Darcy and chatting with Louise. Well, more like Louise asking questions and Alice writing in her notebook to talk. Alice started to tremble.

"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED!"

"ALICE YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM THE INTERNET FOR A MONTH!" Alice started crying.

"Dan, don't you think that's a little harsh, I mean she DID carry all of the things," Phil frowned.

"But she brought things we don't need! Why would we need a rice cooker?"

"Food? Dan you're being too harsh, look at her," Alice was bawling her eyes out.

"Fine... Only for a day then," Alice stopped crying and beamed. She hugged Phil, then Dan and skipped to the couch to sleep.

After making a gaming video and editing it, they realised.

"Where is she going to sleep?"

"Scissors paper rock?"

"SCISSORS PAPER ROCK!" Dan had paper and Phil had scissors.

"Dang it!"

Phew! All done :D. Too lazy to do any sample reviews so here's a comeback.

Howard: I have a working knowledge of physics.

Sheldon: Good, keep working on it.