Day 2

Day 2

SPLASH

"FUCK!" Dan yelled. Last night he hardly got any sleep because Alice slept ON his legs and he would keep waking up to Alice walking around the apartment and bumping her foot on things. Every time that happened he would have to drag her back to the bed.

Back to the present.

Dan went to turn on the light when he realised it was 7:30 in the morning and his door was open. He sighed and went to get changed out of his wet pjs. (NOT IN THAT WAY) He went out of the room to scold Alice. He was joined by Phil who had an angry expression on his face. They went to the living room.

Alice came in and before they can say anything she gave them each a piece of paper and stood there with her note pad. They looked at the paper. This was what it said.

'Menu'

'Bacon Pancakes'

'Alice In wonderland- Pancakes with chocolate syrup, vanilla ice-cream and sprinkles'

On the back it said.

'Drinks'

'Water'

'Milk tea with pearls'

"Uh... I would like the... Alice in wonderland... and uh the milk tea," Phil said un-certainly. Alice nodded and pretended to write it down. She was wearing a white shirt and a black skirt. Her hair was in a pony tail. Phil nudged Dan and whispered, "Play along." Alice looked at Dan.

"Uh the same please," Dan said. She nodded and went into the kitchen. A few moments later she came back with 3 plastic cups sealed at the top filled with something that looked like milk, black balls that was probably the pearls and ice. She set them down and gave them a straw each. She went back into the kitchen.

"What is that?" Dan looked at the drink.

"Should we drink it?" Phil asked.

"YOLO," Dan poked the straw into the lid and took a sip.

"Huh, it's quite nice," Phil tried some. Alice came back but in her Alice Madness Returns dress and 3 plates of 'Alice in Wonderland.' She set the plates down and started to eat hers.

"Alice, why did you dump water on me?" Dan and Phil asked. She took out her notepad.

"To wake you up,"

"Doesn't mean you can dump water on us," Phil frowned.

Alice let go of the note-pad enough so one page fell.

"There was no other way,"

"How did you do that?" Dan asked very surprised. Another page fell.

"Do what?" Alice looked at Dan with innocent eyes.

"Know what we say,"

"You're very predictable now eat your breakfast before it gets cold," she seems to smirk. Dan and Phil obeyed because the pancakes looked very appetising compared with plain old cereal.

"You know, we should do a gaming video," Phil suggested.

"What game though?" Dan asked.

"Minecraft?" at the sound of Minecraft Alice shot out of the bathroom, and nodded excitedly.

"We have to make an account," Phil remembered. Alice took out her notebook and wrote.

"I'll do it, yesterday I brought myself a new laptop and I know how to do one,"

"OK done! Wait, you bought yourself a laptop without permission? " Alice ran into the 'gaming room'.

After a series of 'rituals' (making accounts for both of them, making Skype for them so they can hear each other in different rooms). They were ready. Without any instructions on how to survive. Dan and Phil turned on the cameras.

"Hello Dan and Phil games gang," Phil greeted.

"Gang? Really gang?" Dan said.

"We're not a bunch of kids on the street Phil," Dan deadpanned.

"Oh..."

"We have something we have to admit to you guys, we have never played Minecraft,"

"We haven't even watched a video, so today we decided to make a video about us losing our Minecraft vir-. " Phil covered Dan's mouth.

"Let's get to the video," Phil smiled sheepishly.

"Ok, so Alice our daughter had made us our accounts, took her an hour and our skins which took another hour, so give her a round of applause. It makes me wonder how she did this when she's only 8," Phil explained.

"Yeah our names are Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil," Dan observed.

"Everyone is going to add us or send us blocks," Phil laughed.

"This video is going to make everyone so mad, including Alice, you can't hate us! It's our first time," (A/N: My little brother with autism wasn't as nooby as them. Oh and pretend they're on Skype and are in different rooms)

"Anyways let's press play and now Alice, help us to go on multi-player please," Dan asked.

"Ok. Press on play and then the multiplayer, then click on the first server," she instructed. They agreed earlier that she would talk. How else would she tell them what to do and to pretend she was 8 so the fans won't go," IT'S THE REBIRTH OF MATILDA!" and stuff...

"Alright now we're in," Phil said happily.

Alright, end of chapter 3. YAY. Still too lazy to make sample reviews soooooo here's a game you should play that's online.

Feed The Head

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Alter Ego