Ok i'm not writing the next MC chapter because I had writer's block so it's a new chapter now!

"Uh daddy, I don't think you should drink so much," Alice said. Phil was drinking a whole pint of COFFEE.

"Don't worry it's decaf," Phil reassured. Alice smirked. She was wearing her Alice in Wonderland dress.

"I wouldn't be so sure if I were you, I would check if it was" She smiled putting a spoonful of passion fruit cheesecake in her mouth that she got from who knows where.

"It is decaf. I think... Anyway Can I have some?"

"H TO THE E TO THE LL NO!" she suddenly yelled and scooting away from Phil

"SHUDDUP!" a guy yelled. Alice stormed out of the room clutching her knife and her plate of passion fruit cheesecake. That night Mr Snoot who lived downstairs was never to be seen again...

~o0O0o~

1: 00 am

Phil stared at the ceiling.

"Too much coffee," he stared. He heard a bump in the kitchen. Grabbing something to defend himself he stared into the hallway.

"Was that a murderer coming to kill us all?" he thought. He crept to the living room. And then back to his room chickening out.

2: 00 am

"Hey guys! Phil here and I drank like a pint of coffee earlier," Phil started his camera and started filming.

"I thought it was decaf but it was actually caffeine crazy and the worst thing is Alice actually told me not to drink so much,"

"Oh and I have to keep my voice quiet because Dan and Alice are sleeping next door. We're also saving up for an apartment because Alice needs a room and we agreed for her to sleep in Dan's room,"

2: 30 am

"Ok I decided to do something productive and cleaned my room but I kept hearing bumps at night and it scares me. I had to find an object several time to see if there's a serial killer so yeah. Anyway time for random crap found on Phil's bedroom floor,"

Phil pointed his camera to the objects on the floor. Some of the things are very weird.

"Like this picture of a cactus," Alice said.

"And wait what!" Phil gasped. What was Alice doing in his room? Wasn't she suppose to be sleeping? Phil turned off his camera and stared at Alice.

"What are you doing up late young lady?" Phil said in his best stern voice. Alice went red and smiled.

"You woke me up with your cleaning," she smiled. Phil rolled his eyes and pointed to his door.

"Go to sleep,"

" You shouldn't have done that," Alice skipped to the living room and started playing a game.

"Alice go to sleep," Phil groaned. Alice just giggled and continued playing Slender.

"Is that even good for you," Phil groaned and went to take away Alice's controller. But Alice stood up and got out some chalk and drew a symbol on the floor. Chanting something Phil blacked out. He woke up in a room. With a bunch of people who looks like what Alice would cosplay as. He recognised some of them. Eyeless Jack. Sally... Wait weren't they serial killers...

"AHHHH WHERE AM I?" Phil screamed. The 'things' just stared. One of them rolled his eyes and muttered something about sleep which he needed right now.

"Welcome to my world," a voice that sounds just like Alice. It was a short girl who was wearing a leather dress with ginger hair and brown eyes. She also had a belt on with 2 knives.

"Hey Phil,"she waved.

"A-alice?"

"Hehe. My real name is Kitty and I'm a creepypasta!" (A/N: Whoa whoa whoa whoa What did I just write?)

"I know a shocker Hehe, Ok so this is-"

"Can you start from the beginning. Please?" Phil interrupted. Al- KITTY gestured the others to leave.

"Sit down Phil,"

~o0O0o~

"What..." Phil asked after Kitty explained her whole story to Phil.

"Hey, Phil. Don't tell Dan about this. K?"

"Ok..."

~o0O0o~

Phil woke up in his room again. The last thing he remembered was having a tea party with a clown and a little girl called Sally.

"Was that a dream?" he muttered. His camera was still there... He checked the time. It was still morning so he went to the living room to see Dan jumping and dancing around with Alice with an envelop in his hand. Alice didn't look like she was enjoying it very much.

"PHIL GUESS WHAT! The queen gave us a form saying we can get an extension to our house and whilst it's being built, WE GET TO GO A VACATION TO AUSTRALIA!" Dan shouted like a little kid.

"What?" Phil blinked