AN: ok so i think i'll do a disclaimer all right of the skulduggery series go to the golden god i am just a humble subject who basks in his glory. good enough i think so too ok so i know there short but if there short i can update more quickly ok good pls review and favourite and you get a cookie for reviewing and a chocolate ber for fav and folowing ok now
ON TANITH THE STORY see what i did there
"WHAT I FELL FROM THE SKY!" jess screamed and kenspeckle plugged his ears and said "yes you DID now please stop screaming" oh yeah I should probably stop that "sorry" she said sheepishly why the hell am here wait this place actually exists wait why am I here kenspeckle turned around and walked to a cupboard "I think these are yours" he said throwing a backpack of books and other stuff shit did he look I mean the bo " don't worry I didn't look inside I do respect privacy you know" he told her interrupting her thoughts but also giving her the answer, she let out a sigh of relief " now I don't want to be the one to tell you this quite frankly I'm not supposed to but since.."
he was cut off for the 3rd time that day or (was it night hmm anyway) by a skulduggery opening the door "we forgot the girl" he said "well actually he forgot her" Valkyrie said coming in behind her "WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE INTERRUPTED" kenspeckle yelled stomping out of the room " well ok then… are you guys taking me to see china?" jess said val looked confused "yeah kenspeckle told you about her then" skulduggery's phone started playing God save the queen he just looked at val her was trying to repress her laughter "hello, yep, sure, yeah we got her, don't worry we'll be there In no time, ok see you ok ok I will, bye china" skulduggery said into the phone then put it into his pocket
"let's go" val said and they all walked out of the room and Jessica realized they were in the cinema SHE WAS IN KENSPECLE'S LAB, she almost fainted better not I've done that enough already when they got outside tho, she did.
if you now what/who she fainted at tell me in the review ok by
