AN: hello to the 3 (?) people reading this hope you had/have a great day

Skelly in a fez: i already gave you your pie but here's another because i'm nice {:::::::::} and your cookie for reviewing (::) your the only one getting a cookie because your the only one who reviewed NO ONE LOVES ME *cry's in corner*

Me: hey val do your want to do the disclaimer with me

Val: no i'm going to Dexter's house

Me: dex and val sitting in a tre first comes love then comes marriage... the disapproval by skulduggery

Val: YOU LITTLE - wait what

Me: *does Douge impression*

Val: uh you are so annoying this is why you couldn't own the SP series because were to awesome for you or McDonald's

Me: which are own by Derek Landy and whoever own's McDonald's

Val: did you just

Me: yup

Val: i hate you

Me: i love you to

ON TANITH THE STORY


"I'm OK now promise" Jessica said sipping her tea, she was in the kitchen of Ghastly Bespoke's shop "are you sure you fine, China said you burst into tears when you saw her but she just thought-"she cut Ghastly off "yeah I know just I wasn't that I don't really want to answer these questions I fell out of the sky today" she looked at her tea

"OK so are you a mage we couldn't tell which is something that's never happened before is but that has seemed to be happening a lot since you came"

"Well I don-"my phone started playing lighthouse by G.R.L my Best friends ring tone "a just one second ghastly" she said then walked into the shop and answered the call.


"hello"

"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU" came Alexis Green screaming voice "I have two sour watermelon slushies ready here and you haven't come back with the rascals yet from green wood"

Yeah that's right I was picking up Jack and Mable my memories coming back, SH*T "OK here's what you have to do pick up jack and Mable drop jack off at my house and tell her I'm at um… Montana's OK"

"Why where are you what's going on?"

"Would you believe me if I said I was in the Sanctuary"

"Pftt of course not how does that even work"

"You're right I lied… I'm in Ghastly's shop" I loud burst of laughter came from the phone

"See this is why I love you, OK I'm just going to pretend you're telling the truth, how did you get there"

"Well see I don't really know I lost part of my memories but there coming back, kenspeckle" Jess her the phone drop yep she's as shocked as I was

Lexi picked the phone back up "carry ooo-on"

"Well he told me I fell from the sky i had a concussion woke up in his lab-" cut off AGAIN now I understand what kenspeckle felt like

"DID HE SEE THE BOOKS IN YOUR BACKPACK"

"No he respects people's privacy you know"

"OK alright now i-" now it was Jess's turn to cut Lexi off

"THANK LANDY I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED"

AN: oooohhh cliff hanger (kind of) anyway review, follow and Fav you get a cookie for reviewing and a chocolate bar for following and pie for Faving

bye

P.S i like chocolate :P