AN: sooooo hello guys this chapter is 717 words long YAAAAAAY personal accomplishment so i was supposed to update this ages ago today but i got distracted by food YUM so update is now also you may have noticed the new cover photo well that was drawn by the one and only The Captain Carrot go check out her stories THAT IS AN ORDER
Deadgirl19: thank you i reward you for your kindness i reward you with another chapter
Tanith's crazy twin: *puts on best jackfilms voice* YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
*song* derek he's the god the golden god he is awesome he owns skulduggery pleasant, don't kill me i only admire i don't steal this is my chapter and your so ... real? ok i'm bad a writing songs
ON TANITH THE STORY TM (this is mine leaf do not steal)
Valkyrie's P.O.V
*thump* Valkyrie Cain heard a loud noise come from the top floor of skulduggery's house do I seriously have to get up. Valkyrie had gone to skulduggery Pleasant's house after the fiasco at the Sanctuary and was now watching TV and eating pizza while he was doing some skelly stuff and now she had to get up to see what that noise was, val slumped of the couch and stomped up the stairs. "What the" she said staring wide eyed at the tall girl standing in the hallway in a T.A.R.D.I.S t-shirt and jeans the same blue as the T.A.R.D.I.S on her shirt and a sonic screw driver necklace she giving off an aura type thing about her "don't mind her she stares that's what she does when she meets new people" she said Valkyrie's mouth dropped open how how how how-HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT
"You might to close that so you don't eat a fly"
Val immediately shut her mouth
"You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything so I guess your Stephanie"
Val's eyes widened and her jaw dropped again
"Ok so Valkyrie I don't know which house I'm in I could either be in your mansions /Gordon's mansion or Skulduggery's so which one"
wh wh wh –WHAT how did she know who I am and skulduggery, Valkyrie only put up 2 fingers to indicate the second on since she was speechless
"Ok then now I need the toilet point me to the bathroom please"
Valkyrie pointed down the hall still speechless woah wait to skul hears about this.
Alexis' P.O.V
Lexi walked into the bathroom "ok this is seriously… WEIRD!" she said then she looked in the mirror "WHAT WAY DO I HAVE BLACK HAIR!" she yelled and stared into the mirror at the long strait raven black hair in place of her normal chocolate brown hair "ok ok this is weird coming into another universe altered my hair, at least it's not pink" she said then pretended to vomit "why am talking to myself" she walked out of the room and down the stairs to see the man standing at the bottom.
Skulduggery's P.O.V
Valkyrie came rushing into his study,
"SKULDUGGERY SKULDUGGERY" she yelled
"Val what do you want I'm busy" Skulduggery said a little irritated
Huffing and puffing Val responded "girl… upstairs… appeared… out… of no… where"
"Wait what Valkyrie where is, who was she and was she mortal"
"One… second… ok now in the bathroom upstairs, I have no Idea and the same for the last one but she had this aura I don't know what it was tho"
"What, ok don't worry let's go"
When they got to the bottom of the stairs skulduggery put up his façade up just in time as the girl with a sonic screw driver necklace came down the stairs "hello I'm detective inspector me I know a weird name but may I ask what you're doing in my house" he said the girl raised her eyebrow's
"Oh come on skulduggery take off the façade you fit the skeleton skull much better…"
Both of Valkyries eyes and skulduggery's fake eyes widened with sock how did she know of my handsome skeleton skull
"Also detective inspector me is a horrible fake name how did Kenny even fall for the… oops I've said to much … I think any way"
Skul had turned he façade off, and him and Val's jaws dropped then skulduggery came to his senses and he felt the aura Valkyrie was talking about adventure and mystery strange "well I think the Sanctuary would like to hear about you um what it your name" he said
"I don't have a name"
"Didn't your parents give you a name?"
"Oh no they did I just haven't picked one and I don't like the idea of you controlling me to do stuff so I won't tell you not yet anyway"
"Ok so you are a sorcerer"
"That's for me to know and you to possibly find out, so you said we were going to the Sanctuary cool let's go I can't to wait to see china" she said then paused slightly as Valkyrie put it fangirled "DO I GET TO RIDE IN THE BENTLY!"
"y y y- yes" skul replied slightly confused
"SQEEEEUUEEEEEE"
ok ending message and so people who live in other countries after next week for 5 days i won't be writing i will be away for the school hols so yeah bye
P.S i like chocolate TM