Hey minna! Here's a little omake from the last chappie! I thought you guys might want to know what happened to Giotto almost breaking Reborn's coffee machine!
I got the Idea from "Avoid paperwork with my dying will by Byakuzee. So I thank Byakuzee-san for the idea… it is a bit similar but it is a lot more different… Just the ending part is similar"
Chapter 5: Omake-Giotto's punishment- Prologue
"GAHHHH! DAMN THIS ACCURSED PAPERWORK!" shouted a certain CEDEF leader. He was very handsome and I mean VERY. He had golden blonde gravity-defying hair, and a pair of deep, kind and warm sky, blue eyes. He wore a very expensive-looking suit, with a pin stripped vest, his cloak, dangling on to the side of his golden chair, no doubt the chair costing millions of fortune. Yet despite his handsome features, a frown marred itself on his face, glaring at the stack of paperwork in front of him, wishing it would just disappear.
' I swear, if these papers were to have faces…. They would be laughing at me right now' Giotto glared at the paper work from hell as the papers equally glared (Is that even possible?) back at him. A vein popped in Giotto's temple as his patient snapped, a loud SNAP was heard throughout the office."ARE YOU PAPERS MOCKINGME!?" shouted the blonde, his eyes turning a bright amber until he stopped in his tracks and realized something.
One: he was talking to paper
Two: he's gone mad
His eyes widened as he fell back onto his chair , a look of horror painted on his face. "E-Ehehe…I need to call Daemon for a mental health check…" mumbled Giotto as he laughed crazily. He's gone mad, he really has. Maybe the Vongola had a psychiatrist that could somehow cure him of his 'I-want-to-fucking-burn-these-paper-works-phobia. Also called IWTFBTPWP…Ehem… If not, he'll just got to Daemon, or maybe Reborn. Giotto then stopped in his antics as he choked on his own saliva. 'Me?...Going to Reborn?...I've really gone mad' .Suddenly a loud bang was heard throughout his office, the large oak doors flying off the hinges, a visible eyebrow twitch seen on the blonde's face. ' MORE PAPERWORK!'
A young man, with red, or was it pink?, octopus-styled ( do not let him catch you saying that) neck-length hair came rushing in the room. He had magenta eyes, a shade darker than his hair, and a red tattoo, dominating the right side of his face and extends to his neck. His face plastered a worry look and was frantically searching for any signs of trouble in office."GIOTTO! WHAT'S WRONG!? ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?" shouted the pink-haired man. Another twitch came on the blonde's eyebrow. He was trying very hard to calm himself.
' calm down, Giotto, calm down.'
When he finally calmed down, he turned to face his storm guardian, a fake smile plastered on his face. "Yes G, I am alright. Why?" asked Giotto, barely keeping himself from snapping at his best and childhood friend. G stopped in his tracks as he breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh….. good you're still alive, I thought someone came to kill you!" exclaimed the pink( IT'S RED DAMN IT!) haired man. A vein popped on the blonde's forehead, but remained calm, just barely." And why would you think I'm dead?" asked Giotto with a very sweet smile, no doubt being scarier than Reborn's glare, which was plenty, thank you very much. G felt a shiver run down his spine. ' what's wrong with Giotto today?' "N-nothing, it's j-just that I heard you shout, a-and I t-thought that you might b-be in t-trouble" said G , looking anywhere but Giotto's eyes. His eyes darted to the paper works on the table and gulped silently. 'Is it just me or are these papers laughing at me?'
He heard Giotto sighed. He looked up to see his boss smiling apologetically to him. "Sorry G, it's just…. Paper works are really getting me stressed, I just hope that there isn't any more paper works" mumbled Giotto although the last part was whispered to himself. G froze in his tracks and laughed nervously, suddenly he found himself staring at his feet, like his feet were the most interesting things he ever saw. Giotto looked at G, barely containing his anger.
"What is it this time!?" thundered Giotto, while glaring at his best friend. G sighed and placed his left hand on his forehead, looking at Giotto in pity. "Sorry Giotto, I tried to stop em' but….." G trailed off and snapped his fingers. Two butlers came in with a tray, containing twenty stacks of paper works. And no not altogether, twenty FUCKING stacks of paper works each found on the cart. Oh and did I mention that each stack contains seven hundred fifty pages-how Giotto knew that was because of his years working with his beloved paperwork….. so that's –Twenty x two= forty=Seven hundred fifty x forty=thirty thousand pages of paper works. G suddenly flinched at the murderous aura leaking from his usually kind-hearted boss. He prayed to whatever deity or kami out there, to give some sort of distraction, although he would like to see that melon-bastard and stupid Skylark maimed by his boss.
'Kami-sama if you are fucking real…You better fucking help me. The last time I saw Giotto this angry was when I ate his strawberry shortcake…and that wasn't pretty…Please, Please, Please…Well if I'm going to die than might as well right my will' thought G. 'Ok…so all my sweets will go to Lampo, my weapons could go to Alaude, my giant garden fork that I was suppose to put under Daemon's bed so I could hear him shriek…Well, I'll do that later. And the rest would go to Asari and Knuckle' G nodded. That sounds pretty good…
Giotto glared at his childhood friend who was now sweating like a pig from the fear of getting maimed by his own boss. 'Calm down, Calm down…' thought Giotto as he inhaled a large amount of air and exhaling the same amount. He then repeated this process for a few minutes, G watching his best friend and praying at the same time. Giotto finally opened his eyes and looked stared at G, locking his eyes with him and said in a stoic tone "Get out of here before I fucking maim you and everyone else…Tell everyone that no one is to come into my office, less they want to be turned into sliced and barbequed human-on-stick…"growled Giotto as G started to turn and run out of the office until Giotto's voice stopped him again.
"And if I get one more single paper…I'll castrate you all" said Giotto as G shivered in fear. "Or maybe I could grab all your mouths, open them and then turn you all inside out…" whispered Giotto under his breath yet G heard him loud and clear. G started to run for his life, a cloud of smoke behind him as the maids and butlers wondered why 'Master G' was running like he saw the devil.
All the while G thanking Kami-sama that he saved him…although he's still in danger of becoming a barbequed human on stick…
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Giotto sighed as he watched his best friend run out of his office. He sat down on his desk and did the first thing that he had to do. He opened one of the drawers of his desk and rummaged through it. He really needed to finish these paper works. After a few minutes of rummaging, he took out an Iphone…Paperwork or Iphone?...He chose Iphone. He then started to play temple run on his phone, ignoring the mountains of paper work that was still mocking him…What?! Don't blame him! He was stressed ok?!
Paperworks can go to hell. He needed a vacation or at least a few hours of time for himself. 'Paperworks are going to become the death of me' he sighed. What could he do? He wants to go out and at least eat one bite of his strawberry shortcake, or maybe the chocolate truffle. Well, he could try to escape…
He snapped his head up, eyes widening in joy and mischief. That's right! He'll escape paperwork! Why didn't he thought of it before! With the goal of escaping, he took out a piece of blank paper and a pen then wrote down every single idea that popped up in his head, no matter how absurd and suicidal they are, he'd do it. Hey, if you're stuck with papers for twenty four hours every day and your only salvation( I make it sound so dramatic) is breakfast, lunch and dinner…You'll eventually have tendencies to break the Law of Physics and prove that Murphy's law is wrong.
A wide and unholy smirked crept its way through Giotto's handsome face and he began cackling evilly. Nothing can stop him, not even those stupid Laws that says 'Something will always go wrong'. Screw those laws, he's going to escape or he's going to die trying.
Yet, only at the end will Giotto realize that you should never defy Murphy's law.
Future time …
"'I fucking hate Murphy's law' "
-Giotto di Vongola, most famous quote by CEDEF
Certified Guaranteed by Alaude and Daemon themselves
To be continued…