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On with then bondage... what the hell?! *cough*

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Jiraiya looked at Naruto like he was insane. "Why do you want to go to war? Do you want to die or something? Screw that! Are you mad! If you are I'll say you're mad as a hatter!"

Naruto stared at him lazily and said, "One, I want all of the crisis to end once and for all. Two, I can't die. Three, yes I'm mad as you can see. Four, thank you for the comment." Jiraiya's jaw's dropped and stared at Naruto with bulging eyes. Naruto then looked at Itachi. "Let me see the mark."

Itachi nodded and removed his cloak revealing a black shirt with the same symbol as the scroll on his back and black pants with a kunai holster on his right thigh. He had fit build with a toned chest but his skin was still pale. Itachi started to roll up his left sleeve revealing a symbol that looked like a cross (On my profile) with thin ribbons around it. It had the kanji "再生" (Rebirth) on it. Naruto started to make a few hand seals that were unknown to Itachi or Jiraiya. Then he said, "Transmission initiate!" Itachi's mark started to glow with a red aura. Itachi grunted slightly in pain. Naruto grinned. "The good thing is that you can bear the pain!"

Itachi's mark then stopped glowing and the kanji started to turn red. Naruto nodded in approval. Jiraiya grinned in pride.

(Lesson 1: The Mark)

POOF! A whiteboard appeared and a smaller version of the Uchiha was there. It was Chibi Itachi! He cleared his throat and started to explain the concept of "The Mark".

"The mark, Naruto-sama was talking about, is originally called the 'Fukyuu' which means immortal. It is designed to track down his subordinates wherever they are if he only activates it. It also makes the subordinates submit their loyalty to him and also makes them immortal. Naruto can contact them through the mark like a telepathic link and can tell them what to do if they are getting caught with no suspicions at all or tell them to come to him in case of a meeting. This seal is inserted onto the host's right or left shoulder with a special brush that Naruto-sama created. He can swiftly draw the design that best fits the host with a written kanji on it. If he dies then the fukyuu will disappear and we will all die. It can also store up our chakra in case for emergency and cannot be seen by anyone else until the host sends chakra to that spot to reveal it. The fukyuu is normally designed for those who are devoted to Naruto-sama and will do whatever he pleases with no comments. This seal was designed when Naruto-sama was only 14-years-old."

Chibi Itachi then took a deep breath and said, "Am I done?" Then the author appears and says, "Yep. Here's your prize!" She takes out a box of pocky. Chibi Itachi's eyes starts to become sparkly and light shined down on the box of pocky. He licked his lips and screamed, "POCKY!" Then he lunged and started to devour every pocky stick he took hold of. The author sweatdropped.

(End lesson)

(The Map of the Shinobi Nations)

A mixture of red, blue, green, brown, and every possible colors you can think of started to glow in different locations on the map. Nobody noticed except for Kami-sama who stared at it like it was the coolest thing he's ever seen in his eternal life.

(Back to Naruto)

Naruto nodded his head and then told Itachi to roll down his sleeve. Itachi then said, "When will they arrive?" Naruto sighed. "It might take them 2 days depending on their locations, but the one's that are near here will take about 3 or 4 hours."

Itachi nodded and put his hand in his pocket on the cloak. Then he took out a box of pocky and started to munch on the sweet treat. Naruto and Jiraiya stared at him. Itachi shrugged and said, "To kill time." Naruto raised an eyebrow. "By eating pocky?" Itachi shrugged and continued to munch on his favorite treat.

(3 hours later)

Jiraiya was sleeping with his head on the table and snoring very quietly since Naruto started hitting him with a baseball bat when he snored too loud. Itachi was on his 47th box of pocky and Naruto was taking a nap with a hat covering his face. Then Itachi heard an explosion outside and heard people screaming. Naruto bolted up and looked outside the window. "Holy-"

BOOM! Naruto, Itachi and Jiraiya got smashed to the wall because of the explosion near the bar. The bartender started to scream like a girl and ran outside of the bar. Naruto rolled his eyes and stood up while dusting his clothes. Itachi stood up and did the same thing while Jiraiya were seeing stars.

"Are you okay, Haru-sama?" Itachi asked. Naruto nodded his head and then heard another explosion. "What the hell is going on?" He shouted. BOOM!

Naruto got blasted away along with his two companions. Naruto's henge started to fade revealing his true form. His eyes changed back and his teeth turned slightly canine. The whisker marks on his cheek looked more feral and wild. His clothes changed to his regular clothes which consisted of a black short-sleeved shirt that had a zipper in the middle, black pants with a sword on his left hip, black fingerless gloves, and black sandals.

Itachi looked around for the cause of the ruckus while Jiraiya was trying to get out of his own little world. Naruto used a very dirty swear word and then ran out of the now destroyed bar. Itachi and Jiraiya followed pursuit. Naruto saw Gaara protecting his village along with Kankuro. He ran towards them and shouted, "What the hell is going on?" Kankuro grunted while trying to use his puppets to save a group of children from a falling building.

Garra's eyes were blazing with rage. "It's Otogakure. They're invading the village."

(Konoha: Hokage's Tower)

Temari walked up to the hokage's door and said to the ANBU guards, "I'm the Kazekage's representative. The Godaime asked for me to come here." The ANBU guards checked for any lies or fake illusions but found none so they let her in. Temari grinned and opened the door. She walked in to see the Godaime filling out paperwork with a bottle of sake next to her while cursing at the work she was doing. Temari sweatdropped.

The Godaime had a violet rhombus on her forehead, which was a chakra gathering point known as the Yin seal. She had fair skin and brown eyes. Her bangs were parted in the middle and fell down the sides of her face. She had long blonde hair tied into two ponytails using bands in the same color as the seal on her forehead. She wore a grass-green robe with the kanji for gamble (kake) written in black on the back, inside a red circle. Underneath she wears a gray, kimono-style blouse with no sleeves, held closed by a broad, dark bluish-grey obi that matches her trousers. Her blouse is closed quite low, revealing her sizable cleavage. She wore open-toed sandals with low heels and nail polish in red.

Temari sat down on a chair in front of the Godaime and cleared her throat. The Godaime looked up and laughed nervously. "You must be the Kazekage's sister and the advisor of Sunagakure, Temari, right?"

Temari remembering her manners replied, "Hai, Godaime-sama." The Godaime laughed and said, "Just call me Tsunade." Temari nodded and smiled.

"Why did you call me here, Tsunade-sama?" She asked with slight suspicion.

Her suspicion was confirmed when Tsunade's face turned serious and she leaned her head on her hands which were crossed in front of her face. "Where is Naruto Uzumaki?"

(Suna)

Naruto dodged another punch by doing a sidestep and swiped the enemy's legs with his right knee. He then grabbed the ninja's throat, threw him in the air, jumped, and then slammed his right leg on the ninja's chest making a huge crater where the enemy fell. He landed on the ground and said, "Mada mada dane." (You still have a long way to go)

Itachi blocked a series of kunai's with his own and then started to do handseals. "Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!" Itachi then breathed a huge ball of fire at the enemy's, making all of them incinerate into ashes. Itachi smirked and started to fight other enemies.

"Now, now, why should I fight such a pretty lady like you?" Jiraiya said with a perverted grin. The enemy he was fighting was an Oto kunoichi that had long black hair in a bun with piercing green eyes. She was beautiful but deadly.

She snarled and said, "Hope you burn in hell!" She then charged at Jiraiya and did a round-house kick to his face. The Toad Sannin slammed into a wall and started to shake his head to get rid of the stars.

He then stood up and his face turned serious. "WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECTING YOUR ELDERS!" Jiraiya shouted as he appeared behind the kunoichi. Before she even knew what was going on, she found herself on the floor in her own puddle of blood. Jiraiya sighed and shook his head. "Man, what happened to respecting your elders these days?"

Naruto smirked as he killed his 30th victim while he sliced off the enemy's head with his katana. He ran to help whoever needed it until he stopped by at an empty alley. He slowly walked in and whispered, "Kabuto, come out." A cloaked figure appeared out of the shadows and you can see a gleam under the hood.

"It has been a while, Naruto-sama."

(Konoha: Hokage's Office)

Temari raised an eyebrow at Tsunade's question. "What reason do you have that Sunagakure knows where Naruto Uzumaki is?"

Tsunade growled slightly and exclaimed, "Don't lie to me! I received a report from one of my ANBU that he saw Naruto in Suna a few months ago. Spiky blonde hair, whisker marks on his cheeks, everything!"

Temari sighed. "So that's what's it about. I'm sorry but Suna doesn't have a ninja named Naruto Uzumaki or seen anyone in your description. You'll have to ask someone else elsewhere."

Tsunade growled and smashed the table with her fist. Temari didn't flinch but you could see the slight nervousness and fear in her eyes. "Don't you dare lie to me! My ANBU is the most trusted shinobi in Konoha and I know when they're lying or not! Now tell me where Naruto Uzumaki is or I'll file a war against Suna!"

Temari glared. "Konoha can't file a war against Suna since they're already in the middle of a war against two countries and a dangerous S-ranked organization. If you do, you'll destroy everything and cause more chaos in the shinobi nations. Konoha has too much stress from the countless attacks and terrorism from Kumo and Oto. Do you want to risk the lives of your people more and make them suffer the countless deaths of their loved ones? Do you want Konoha to fall into ruins and make other shinobi villages do the same later on? Do you?"

Tsunade saw the logic in Temari's words and looked down at her desk. There was a long silence until the door opened and an ANBU rushed in. "Tsunade-sama! Suna is being under attack by Otogakure!"

Temari widened her eyes. 'Kuso! I need to go before Tsunade send her ninja's there! Naruto! Garra! Kankuro! Hang on!' She then stood up and quickly said, "I need to go and protect my village. I hope you don't mind." Tsunade looked suspicious but then nodded her head. "I understand. But heed my warning. If one of my ANBU or shinobi's find Naruto Uzumaki in Sunagakure again, I will wage a war against Suna and I don't care about the consequences. Understand?"

"Understood, Tsunade-sama." Then Temari shushined out of the Hokage's office to go and save her village and family. Tsunade stared intently at the wall after Temari left.

Then she finally said, "Send ANBU Squad 3 to Suna. But don't send Rabbit. She's in the hospital. Tell them that we have found Naruto Uzumaki."

"Hai, Tsunade-sama."

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