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(Kumogakure Prison: Cell #999)

His body leaned over as his hands and ankles were chained to the wall. There were severe burn marks on his dirty, burnt skin along with several cuts and scars littering his chest. His bangs covered his eyes, making a shadow loom over them and obscuring them from the guards view.

Naruto's mismatched eyes slowly looked at the door of his cell as two buff guards came in with long, thick ropes. After they took off the chains, they quickly tied a rope around Naruto's neck and another around his wrists behind his back.

"If you try to run," one of the guards spoke in a cruel tone, "we will kill you on the spot with no hesitation."

"Don't worry," the other guard chuckled darkly. "This bastard can't even lift a pinkie." They both laughed like squealing pigs while dragging the unlucky prisoner to his death.

They didn't notice the smirk forming on his dirty face or the way his wounds healed at a fast rate.

(Execution Area)

There was a crowd of people who waited for the execution to start including the Raikage himself and all of the prison's guards. The woman who captured Naruto was smirking in triumph and arrogance as she saw her prey being dragged onto the area.

The two guards who were dragging Naruto made him sit down on a chair in the middle of the execution area. They strapped his wrists, arms, neck, legs, and ankles with black chains that were connected with the plain chair.

Whispers suddenly erupted from the crowd.

The Raikage, A, smirked as he looked down at the blonde prisoner. "You are an impressive shinobi. Breaking into Kumogakure Prison Section 9 is a massive feat, and helping your little friends escape from Rina's lightning dome along with the prison makes it even better. Do you have any last words or should I just give you a small gift I have in mind?"

Naruto stayed silent for a few minutes until he looked up slowly, showing the world his odd-colored eyes. He mumbled something that nobody could hear until a guard kicked his leg harshly.

"Speak louder, you little faggot," he growled. "Listen to the Raikage."

"I said," Naruto said with a calm face, "rot in hell, you son of a bitch."

Shocked gasps erupted everywhere at the insult. A just laughed like a man who never laughed before in a long time.

"Well, sonny boy," A chuckled. "We're already in hell. You're already in hell."

Naruto grinned devilishly. "That's a nice concept, jackass. Maybe we are in hell or maybe we have hell in ourselves. You're not dumb as you look, huh."

A started to laugh. "You're amusing, aren't you? Any more words?"

"Hmmm," Naruto said, sarcastically. "Let's see. I would love to see my friends right now and drink a cup of sake together. Oh, and possibly try to buy the last book of the series that I'm reading and maybe get the author's signature.

A chuckled. "I see. Would you like to play a game?"

"Oh," Naruto said with a goofy smile. "What kind of game?"

"A game where w-"

"Is it a board game? I love board games! Shogi is my thing, man!"

"No, but-"

"If it's one of those games where you move those little pieces of shit portrayed like fairies and having to spin a spinner than I'm out. Who gives a damn about those games anymore? I mean, they're so old nowadays. Unless you're one of those who loves to play old-fashioned. If you do, you're way behind."

A little girl started to cry in the crowd, insulted.

"Just li-"

"Or if it's one of those games where you have to-"

"Listen to me, damn it!" A screamed, slamming his fist on the armrest. (Inspired by Nigahiga. XD)

Naruto smiled innocently. "Go on."

A took a deep breath. "It's a game where we see if you will live or die."

Naruto looked at him in disbelief. "That doesn't make any sense…"

"It's not supposed to," A replied with a sigh. "First, we shall-"

Naruto lifted up his hand like he was in class but the straps restrained him from going as far to the top of his wrist. "Wait, one question, two, actually. One, what do you mean live or die?"

A's eye twitched a bit as he rested his head on his hand. "I mean exactly what I said."

Naruto made an 'o'. "Second…"

He looked around with an eerie grin that made everyone feel uneasy. He waited for a few seconds until he cracked his neck, the popping sounds echoing across the silent field. It was a bit disbelieving, considering the fact that a chain was wrapped around his neck.

"Well?" A asked suspiciously, narrowing his eyes as he carefully watched the blonde's movements.

Naruto suddenly grinned like an idiot. "Did you know that I'm a magician?"

He suddenly vanished into a white cloud of smoke, stunning everyone in the crowd. It took a few minutes for A to process the situation until a blade was laid on his neck.

"Now, how would you look like on my wall?" a voice whispered in his ear. "Cut clean or shredded?"

A, for once, felt fear take a cold grasp in him as a drop of sweat slid down the side of his face. "A shadow clone; but how?"

"Well, when I was a young lad I was persecuted like your little bro Killer B," Naruto drawled. "Guess why."

A gulped slightly as the blade delved slightly deeper into his throat. His mind reeled fast and that's when he realized that all of his guards were gone.

"Oh, don't worry," Naruto reassured. "They're just taking a break from standing too long."

A glared. "If you dare lay a finger on them-"

Naruto smirked, taking in the fear as man drinks water. "I didn't lay a finger on them, don't worry. I did lay my blade on them though…if you get what I mean."

"Guards, formation 45!" A screamed; elbowing Naruto's stomach. Naruto only vanished into a white puff of smoke when the Raikage laid a touch on him. "Another clone? Be careful and take him out efficiently! I'll use his blood as my morning soup when I'm done!"

A swarm of guards quickly came out of their assigned hiding spots and made a protective circle around the Raikage and the civilians.

There was a deadly silence upon the people. It was as if staring at a still-life picture; there was no movement except for their wandering eyes and quick intakes of air.

A boy's cry erupted and everyone started to scream when a head rolled over, a trail of blood behind it. It was the head of Rina; her eyes full of shock and her lips forming a silent scream.

It was quite a scene to Naruto who stood on top of a tree branch, watching everyone screech in fear and run like small ants. It was even more amusing when he saw A and the guards failing miserably at getting the people to calm down.

He snapped sharply and loudly, gaining everyone's attention. "There, that's better. Now…please bring me your leader."

A glared. "What are you talking about?"

"Who's the one you signed the contract with?" Naruto said, narrowing his eyes.

A stood his ground. "I'll say it again. What the hell are you talking about?"

"I'm not an idiot," Naruto scoffed, rolling his eyes. "You're wearing the ring. Now tell me who it is before I search your private stash."

A glared at the teen. "Guards, attack him!"

Naruto shrugged. "Okay, suit yourself." He vanished in a swirl of flames.

"Find that bastard and bring him back alive so I'll take the pleasure of torturing him myself, now!"

"Hai!" The guards dispersed, searching frantically for the disappeared teen.

(Outside Kumo)

Naruto met Yoshi and Yuki at their meeting point, which was a small bridge in a secluded clearing.

"Have you told them not to come?" Naruto asked.

"Hai, Naruto-sama," Yuki nodded. "They were already halfway here and quite annoyed when they found out you were fine, although I expect a lecture from Haku-san and the others."

Naruto chuckled. "Alright, let's go."

They all dashed through the trees, leaving behind a chaotic village, and vanished in the air.

(With other Group)

"…and then we had to find a way to keep those Konoha shinobis off our backs while tracking you down. Do you know how many times they tried to follow us? Zabuza-san, do not tell me to stop. Naruto-sama could've gotten killed if he hadn't – "

Chika smacked Haku in the head to stop rambling. "If it wasn't for your skills, I would've called for Gono by now."

Haku paled. "Not the bird, not the bird, not the bird…"

He was suddenly in a corner, rocking back and forth in a ball with a depressing aura among his head.

Naruto opened his eyes from his small nap. "What happened?"

His wounds were all healed and he looked perfectly fine if not for the slight darkening bags under his eyes.

"Welcome back to the land of the living," Takashi greeted Naruto, dryly.

"I'm not glad to be back. What's with Haku?"

"Gono," was all Chika said.

The doors to the large living room of the compound opened, revealing the Tsukiyomi siblings. Gin was smiling brightly, talking a mile a minute while her older siblings just smiled back. A picture of a perfect family, Naruto's family…

"Kumo is in an uproar right now," Naruto finally said when everyone seated themselves. Haku was listening from his corner, too fear-stricken at the thought of the bird to come near.

"We will avoid Kumo for now until everything is settled," Naruto continued. "Yuki, make sure you disable Compound 5."

Yuki nodded. She swept her long hair back in a ponytail, getting ready for the sealing process. Her mark was a small bud of a flower with the kanji "シールド" (Shield).

"Gin, you should go and see how the Raikage is doing. Come back when I tell you so."

Gin winced, obviously not fond with the idea, but nodded. "Hai, Naruto-sama."

"What about Konoha?" Itachi asked; his eyes were serious and dark.

"If I see any of those punks I'll rip them into shreds with Samehada," Kisame boasted.

He didn't go far although when Naruto sent him a glare.

"I will deal with them…personally."

Naruto looked at Itachi and Takashi; they understood.

"Tell me, Takashi. Does your family have any idea of your situation?"

Takashi gave a small feral grin that was unlike his Hyuuga character. "Of course not, Naruto-sama."

"Bring your gear. We're going to have a little trip."

"Oh, no, you're not, Naruto-sama!" Haku exclaimed. "You have to rest and – "

Michiko who was calmly sipping her soda grabbed Haku and shoved him in the wall.

"Your welcome," she said to the silent room.

(Konoha)

Tsunade looked over the ANBU Squad 3 with cold, blank eyes. "You failed."

Her words were chilling, sending a shiver up the bruised ANBU team's spine.

"Where is Naruto, Shikamaru?"

The Nara winced. If the Godaime used your real name, you know that she's pissed.

"The last time we saw him was in Suna," he replied. "He told us that he was going to Kumo right after."

"Where in Kumo?"

"Kumogakure Prison Section 9."

Tsunade furrowed her brows together at the mention of the prison. "I'll need a full report, Nara."

Last names made it worse.

The door opened, revealing Jiraiya.

"Tsunade!" he greeted with a large, stupid grin. "How are you?"

He sent small laser eyes at Shikamaru, daring him to say anything.

"Jiraiya," Tsunade said, dryly, "I'm busy. Leave."

The toad sage held up a large bottle of sake. "Let's have a drink first. I need to talk to you."

"Godaime-sama!" a Chunin shouted from the door. "There's a riot in the village!"

Tsunade frowned with a glare. "Tell them I'm still keeping my casinos."

"It's not that! It's Uzumaki! He's back!"

"We'll talk later, Jiraiya," Tsunade said, bolting out the open window. "Squad 3, follow me!"

No one saw Jiraiya lean over the desk, take out a file that read PRIVATE, and sneak away into the shadows, leaving the sake bottle on the desk to only tip over and drain its violet content.

(With Naruto)

Naruto couldn't help but laugh as he stormed through the village with Itachi and Takashi behind him, taking in delight of the fear-stricken villagers.

"I'm back!" he grinned, causing a little girl to scream.

He pushed over stalls and kicked anyone who was in the way, not caring in the least. Itachi and Takashi just burned down whatever was in their way.

"Naruto!"

Naruto looked up, still dangling a small child by his heel. "Hmm?"

Tsunade ran towards him, her eyes filled with anger. Naruto dropped the boy carelessly to the ground and opened his arms for an embrace.

"You want a hug?" he grinned.

A chakra-infused punch was what he got instead. Everyone thought he got hit but they gasped sooner or later when Naruto appeared behind her.

"You're getting old."

Naruto gripped the back of Tsunade's neck and threw her face-down into the ground.

A loud billow of dust and smoke greeted everyone's eyes. Naruto just stood there, laughing with increasing insanity in his voice. Itachi and Takashi appeared by his side in case things get way out of hand for their leader.

"I guess aging does take a toll on you, Obaa-chan."

The bystanders all flinched at the tone of his voice.

"Naruto-baka!"

Naruto groaned. "Is she still here? Itachi, get rid of her."

Sakura appeared just as Itachi summoned his Katon: Goukayou no Jutsu. Her screams echoed in the silent village until it died down with the fire.

Naruto picked at his ear. "Is she dead yet?"

"Hai, Naruto-sama," Takashi answered.

Tsunade soon came out of the rubble and with the help of Shizune and a few Chuunins, she was supported to walk again.

"Naruto," she said, looking at the said man, "why are you doing this?"

Her face looked hurt but there was a small spark of anger in her eyes.

Naruto smiled viciously, showing his canines. "I'm here to leave my mark. From now on, Konoha will crumble."

Gasps and murmurs came from the enlarging crowd as they stared fearfully at him.

Naruto started to walk away with Itachi and Takashi behind him.

"T-Takashi-kun?" a small female voice said.

Takashi glared sharply at the cowering woman. "You are here as well? Pity…"

He continued to follow Naruto, not looking back at the village that betrayed him.

Naruto stopped for a second at Sakura's ashes.

"I'll be seeing you in Hell, slut."

The trio disappeared in flames, which made Tsunade fall on her knees and weep silently.

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