Sorry for the wait, but a lot of stuff was going on.

Thank you for your reviews and ShizukaUsami89, you were very close to what I had originally worte for the second chapter. I laughed when I read it.

Enjoy this chapter and the third one will be out this week and remember if you have an idea, I'll do my best to write it. THANKS!


Dress to impress

A week after America's discovery, an Allies meeting was held in England's home. "Gentleman" America thought 'what better place to act polite in England's own home', so our hero dressed in his favorite blue suit and made sure his red bowtie was straight. His hair, save for Nantucket, of course, was combed to perfection. His shoes were polished and Texas sat smartly on his face. It took him forever to dress like this and the effort to stay this clean would be enormous, but it was worth it. Besides, a gentleman should never look slouchy in front of a lady or England.

America made sure to arrive on time and when France and China made it, they were in for quite a surprise.

"Uh, monsieur, you are in the wrong room. This is permantly reserved for the Allied Forces business association," France nervously said the cover name to the alleged human.

"France, it's me. America?"

"Wow, really, aru?"

"Yep, in the flesh."

"Ohonhonhon, you look spiffy. Does 'Alfred' have a date later on?"

"No, I just wanted to look nice."

"This certainly is a change, aru. You only wear suits when we have world meetings. And that's because Germany made it a rule, aru."

Next, Russia arrived, but unlike France and China, he recognized him easily.

"Ah, I see you dressed up. Tired of looking like the mangy mutt you are, da?"

"It takes one to know one."

"And you must know yourself very well."

America would have said more but England finally made it and America knew it wasn't gentleman-like to argue in front of him.

"Hello, Britain. How are you doing today?"

Said nation stopped in their tracks and blinked.

"Hello, America. I'm doing well. Why do you ask?"

"I just wanted to greet you properly. Here let me carry this for you."

"Um, thank you," England let America carry his suitcase and America pulled out his chair. England looked at France, who merely shrugged.

The meeting went on as England as the speaker, but this meeting was different that the rest. For once, agreements were made and plans were being planned and carried out. Even Canada had a chance to speak, all thanks to America, or rather the confusion he caused. Everybody was so stunned, they didn't have it in them to strike a rebuttal, or disagree with any going on. In the end, China went home to lie down and 'quit dreaming, aru'. Russia went home quickly too. He said that the confusing aura was heavily conflicting with his own dark aura and France thought he needed to see a doctor, while Canada was just happy to be noticed.

"So America, is something…going on with you?" England didn't want to use the word 'wrong', because it wasn't wrong, but something wasn't right either.

"Hm, not really. I feel fine. Are you okay?"

"Yes, thank you. Um, I'll be going home now."

"Wait! I mean, would you like to join me for tea? If you're not busy of course."

"Tea? With you? That'll be just fine."

Now England knew something was wrong. America hadn't drunk tea in more than 100 years. Why now?

But England went along with it anyway, only to leave very early because the tea room America set up was so brilliantly done, magic had to be involved. At home, England asked his fairies what was happening and they thought he was telling a story.


Later than night, America poured the tea down the drain and brewed some well-deserved coffee. After he kicked off his shoes, loosened his tie and threw his coat off, he said to himself:

"Boy everyone sure was weird today. I wonder what's wrong."


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