I actually got to 20 reviews and didn't notice it till yesterday XD It was recorded to have been made on Saturday, so technically I was suppose to upload this chapter yesterday… may bad.

Yah! I love this chapter! I really do, I had so much fun writing this and imagined me doing this for a day. I think I would freak a lot of people out…

Enjoy!

Chapter 14

Boys! Boys! Boys!

"Hatsuharu, I need you to stay at home today." Asuka told her companion.

He cocked his head to the side and pinned his ears back then perked them back towards her again.

"I know it's confusing, but just trust me on this. It's a prank I need to do on my own, but I need the help of Naruto with this, understand?" she kneeled down slightly to meet his stone blue eyes at eye-level.

He averted his eyes for a split second then nodded.

She hugged him quickly and ran out the door. "Thanks Hatsuharu!" Shutting the door behind her, she went straight to Naruto's place, which wasn't far from her apartment. She was being sneaky, making sure nobody could see her, and hid in the shadows and then got to Naruto's place through a window.

She climbed through the window and fell on the wooden floor on her back, making a giant 'thud'.

Naruto walked into his room to find her lying down near the window in his dirty laundry.

"Gah! Naruto, learn to clean up after yourself! You're about to graduate for crying out loud!" she scolded as she got out of his laundry.

"Well you shouldn't have broken into my home!" Naruto retaliated.

"Well you should lock your windows, so HA!" she turned her back to him and went for the window again. "Wait, I needed something." she pulled her body back into his room and smiled at him happily.

"What do you want?" the blond asked as he scratched the back of his head.

"Teach me that sexy jutsu!" she said gleefully.

"What?! But, that's for guys!" He replied unexpectedly.

"But, imagine if a girl did it." she put an arm around his shoulder and led him to the window. "I have a prank in mind, but I need your help."

"I have no idea where it's going, but I like it!" He put his arm around her shoulder and stared out the window with her while she told him her plan.

"Hmm, well first you need to focus your chakra." Naruto told her. "Then just think of a sexy... guy form I suppose... well, for a girl I mean."

"Ok." She replied, it wasn't really a lesson, but she nearly got it down. A puff of smoke covered her body. "Well, how'd I do?" Her voice was a bit... more like a guy. Like a mixture of Sasuke and Kakashi's voice, but slightly deeper and more alluring.

Naruto's eyes shot wide, but he shook it off, or tried to anyway and just stared at Asuka. "You... look like a guy alright. But your taller then me finally, and you're muscles... you are a sexy guy." he smiled to himself. "I am one great teacher."

"What?" Asuka said as she looked in the mirror.

Her face wasn't heart shaped anymore, her jaw line was longer, and her high cheek bones were lower. Her hands were bigger, shoulders more bold and strong looking. Her eyes were more... guy like, her hair was shorter, a lot shorter. About ear length with bangs and it was the same color with a layer or two. She looked down at her bare body... was now a guy's bare body. She... He blushed and covered his 'private' areas, even his chest.

"Naruto! I love it! But quit starring at me like that!" He yelled at Naruto.

"Hey! You're a guy now, so it's perfectly fine." He crossed his arms and turned away. "You'll need some clothes though, give me some money and I'll get you some."

Asuka deactivated the jutsu and gave him some money. "Alright, so you just want me to stay here?"

"Yah, until I get back try to think of a new name for your 'guy' self, and try getting used to peeing standing up." He took her money and left, leaving her blushing at the thought of just going to the bathroom like that.

She sighed and paced the room. What name should I come up with?... hmmm... I got it! "Fujiwara Takumi shall be my alter ego name! But now I'll have to learn how to pee standing up... how do guys do it..."

She transformed into her alter ego 'Takumi' and stared down at his private area. "I wonder if this is normal length..." He held himself and looked at it. "So this is what it looks like. I wonder what Guy sensei would say if I told him I learned this jutsu... what would Lee say?" he went to the bathroom and learned it's not that hard to go standing up and then deactivated the jutsu when Naruto came back.

"So, what's your name?" Naruto asked as he gave her the new clothes.

"Fujiwara Takumi." She replied happily and went to the bathroom and changed form and clothes.

He came out wearing a black T-shirt with random purple lines all over like someone threw a paintball at it; also wearing black cargo shorts with bandages wrapped around his legs, and finishing off with black shinobi sandals.

"Dang... I look sexy." Takumi said as he looked into the full body mirror and lifting up his shirt. "I look buff." He touched his rock-hard abs and felt his toned chest.

"That's the point, now are we going to do this or not?" Naruto asked as he led the way out of his house with Takumi following.

"So, where to first?" Takumi asked as he stared down at Naruto, he was a good foot taller than him. "I'm not used to being this tall."

"Your age is 16 right now, got it? And this is where I leave you and watch you from behind, see how many girls will actually flirt with you."

"Alright then." He replied. Naruto ran away and hid, watching his 'male' friend commence in his prank.

Maybe I should walk by the flower shop, see if that annoying 'Ino' who's obsessed with Uchiha Sasuke flirt with me.

He did just that and saw Ino in the corner of his eye just staring at him with aw. Before he knew it, Ino was stumbling over flower pots and ran outside in her apron to meet him.

"Hi! I don't think I've seen you before." She chirped. Her blue eyes ringed with black staring into his milk chocolate ones. "I'm Yamanaka Ino, and you are?" She bowed and stared back up at him with content.

"Um... my name is Fujiwara Takumi." He took Ino's hand and kissed it, "It is a pleasure to meet you." He smiled at her warmly and winked.

Ino blushed madly with a deep red and giggled insecurely then started playing with her hair. "Th-thank you, how old are you?"

"I'm 16, and you?"

"I'm 12... that's close enough right?" she asked nervously.

"For what?" He asked.

"F-for a date... would you like to go get some ramen with me?" She pointed with her thumb towards the ramen shop.

"Uh... I'm sorry, I'm a bit busy at the moment." He raised his hands defensively and smiled awkwardly.

"Oh... alright then." she looked down disappointedly and played with the dirt with her foot before going back into the flower shop. "Maybe some other time right?" she asked hopefully.

"Uh, yeah, sure."

She smiled and went back into her shop.

Dang... I'm a player... cool.

Takumi walked away and sighed.

Poor girl... it seemed like she really liked me.

He shook it off and increased his pace.

Oh well, this is just for today, just keep going.

"Hey! You look familiar, have we met?"

Takumi whipped around on his heels to see his best friend. "No, I don't think we have."

Run away! Kiba's going to sniff through my jutsu if I don't leave now!

Kiba advanced towards him and sniffed. "Hey! Your-"

Takumi grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him into an ally and covering his mouth. "Shhh! I know, I know, I'm really Asuka, but right now I'm just doing a prank. So don't blow my cover please!" He whispered/yelled at him.

"Oh, that would make more sense..." He looked Takumi up and down. "You're really tall and you're handsome... I would never have hanged out with you if you were a guy." He laughed to himself as Takumi let him go and they walked together.

Takumi gathered a few stares from women all over town, even a few from men, some more threatening than others when he got a stare from a girl who was with their boyfriend.

"I have an idea, but you need to hang back on this." Takumi told Kiba. He nodded and let his friend go on ahead of him, seeing now who he's going after with a smile.

"Hey." Takumi greeted.

"Hi."

"You're cute." He winked at his teammate. "I've always liked Hyuga eyes."

Neji looked like he was getting irritated, yet he looked confused at the same time. "What are you getting at?" he said sharply.

"You, me," He grabbed Neji around his waist and pulled him closer. "and that ally, what do you say?" he asked with a warm smile, leaning closer that their noses nearly touched.

"No, now let go before I have to hurt you." Neji said coldly, looking even more irritated than confused now.

"Come on, you know you want to, you do have a crush on me after all." Takumi brought his face closer, nearly sealing the space between them.

"Gentle Fist!" Neji hit Takumi's stomach with his chakra filled palm, sending him back into a building and leaving a giant crater.

The jutsu released and Asuka got out of the rubble, holding her stomach. "Dang... that hurt Neji." she plopped onto the ground, trying to hold back the vomit that was coming up.

"Asuka?!" Neji said shockingly. "What were you doing as a guy?"

She threw up into a nearby trashcan and answered. "Trying to mess with people, be myself and mess with people." she vomited more into the trashcan. "Just trying to have fun." she smiled at him.

He rolled his eyes and sighed. He gave her a bottle of water and she happily took it; cleaning out her mouth and handing it back to him but he wouldn't take it back. She shrugged and put it in her bag then transformed back into Takumi.

"Why are you doing this?" Neji asked.

"I got one more person to mess with." He said as he walked away.

"Is it Lee?" Neji asked curiously. He nodded his head to his teammate. "In that case, Lee is that way." Neji pointed to the North.

Takumi nodded happily and ran off. "Thank you Neji!"

Neji pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why does she do things like this? Why me?" He sighed and went back to his house.

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Takumi peaked around the corner and saw Lee just plainly walking down the street. "Gotcha now." an evil grin spread across his face. But he shook it off and quickly walked over to Lee right when he was next to an ally way, he pushed Lee into it and pinned him. "Hey." He said in a husky voice next to his ear.

"What the?! What are you doing?! Who are you!?" Lee demanded.

Takumi put an index finger to Lee's lips and held his hands above his head. "Shhh... I'm Fujiwara Takumi, and you're Rock Lee, correct?"

He nodded, "Yes, but how did you know?"

"I know a lot of things about you Lee." He stroked Lee's cheek, making him blush. "Like how you dress like your great sensei Might Guy, how easy it is to make you blush, and that your birthday was only a little over a month and a half ago. I've been keeping an eye on you Lee." He stood about ten inches taller than Lee, so he wrapped his arm around Lee's waist and picked him up to their bodies meeting.

"L-let go! I'm warning you!" Lee yelled timidly as Takumi's face was only an inch away from his, making their noses touch and cross, their lips were centimeters away.

"You're clearly enjoying this." He smiled under his warm breath.

Lee was slowly breathing, his eyes wide as he stared into Takumi's eyes. "You look familiar..."

Takumi laughed huskily, "That's what a lot of people have said, now shush." Takumi smiled and closed his eyes; slowly leaning in closer and closer to Lee.

His face was cherry red. Was he really going to let this happen? "GET OFF!" Lee freed Takumi's grip on his hands and punched him square in the jaw.

I've come to a conclusion, never do this prank again.

Takumi flew away from Lee for several yards before hitting a wall and stopped. The jutsu then released to show it was Asuka.

"Asuka!" Lee shouted as he sprinted towards her, stopping just in time to not run past her. "Are you ok? Wait... you were Fujiwara Takumi?!" Lee asked hastily.

She rubbed her jaw and flinched in pain. "Yah, I was Takumi, the guy you just punched and broke his jaw, and no, I am not ok." Lee helped her up and immediately headed for the hospital.

"Why would you do something like that?" Lee asked. "I was... we were... about to kiss... but you were a guy!" He blushed madly, looking away from her.

"Don't worry, I'm probably not doing that again." She laughed to herself in pain.

"Not that I'm not happy with that, but why?" Lee asked.

"First of all, Ino fell for me too quickly, Neji hit me so hard in the stomach I vomited a few times, and you broke my jaw." She smiled at him.

He smiled back warmly, "Good, I hope you've learned."

"I did! I now know what a guy looks like naked!" she smiled at him proudly, but he didn't return the look. He was mortified, eyes covered by shadows and his body stiffened. "Lee? Lee? You ok?" She waved a hand in front of him, he didn't move. She sighed and started carrying him. "Every time I get seriously injured, he has to too." She looked at him, his face turned pale and his body was still stiff, as if he were frozen. "Oh Lee, you're so cute." She smiled before hopping away to the hospital with Lee on her shoulders.

Poor Lee ;-; He's so innocent and cute… I just absolutely love him for that. Do you think Lee would react like that? I think he would :) He's cute for a reason, and Asuka makes it worse for him… and Neji.

Now, if I get up to 30 reviews, I will post the next chapter the next day.

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