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Chapter 4

*EPOV*

I paced back and forth in her bedroom ranting in anger,"I can't believe that asshole! Thinks he's all high and mighty…I don't even know why I even care about his opinion… It's not like I should feel offended… To feel offended I'd have to care about what he thinks of me. Ugg! Asshole! Bastard! Jackass! "

"Wow!" a voice spoke behind me, startling me out of my angry rant. "I didn't think I was that bad!" The voice, Peter, continued jokingly. I spun around wildly, running into a firm chest.

"Oh! I- I'm sorry Your Majesty! I didn't realize you were here!" I sputtered, pushing myself away from the him,my blush heating my face which I'm sure was probably the color of a tomato.

"Hmm… You do know one of the first signs of insanity is talking to oneself…" He chuckled, before his voice faded to a more serious tone and he took on a more sincere and apologetic attitude. "I came to apologize on behalf of my hot-headed sibling. What he said was completely inappropriate and rude."

The red my cheeks did not fade as I hastily replied, "There is no need to apologize My King, you did nothing. Your brother on the other hand- well let's just say you and your sister have nothing to apologize for." Hearing Peter take in a breath to interrupt, I cut him off, rolling my eyes, "And, if you insist on apologizing to me on your brother's behalf, tell him he must apologize himself." Peter nodded quickly with a sheepish grin.

"I see, if you do not mind the rest of us are still willing to have you dine with us… Edmund is otherwise occupied at the moment." I froze, the blush that had disappeared from my face re-staining my cheeks.

"Of- of course! If you could just lead me down I would be glad to dine with you and your sisters." Taking his arm clumsily, Iwas once again lead down to the dining hall.

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*(Ed)POV*

"Ed! How could you be so utterly rude to that poor girl's face! I swear if you were not my brother I would smack you!" Susan reprimanded me, smacking me 'round the head causing an audible, 'Thunk!'

"Ow! Susan! Cut it out!" I exclaimed glaring at my sister as she tried to hit me again, her eyes alight with fury. "You bloody banshee! In Aslan's Name, stop hitting me!" Susan scowled and lifted ger arm to smack me again. I quickly lifted my hands up in surrender. How did all girls seem to know that face? First I got it from Lucy, and now Susan.

"Edmund," she said to me sternly, scrunching her nose up in annoyance. "Tomorrow morning you will apologize to Elaina and then we will, all five of us, go on a very enjoyable picnic in the Great Woods." Susan ordered menacingly, her eyes narrowing with flinty sharpness.

I rolled my eyes. "A picnic, really!" Susan glowered at me and I clamped my mouth closed, not wanting to be smacked again, but rolled my eyes again rebelliously.

"You will go on the picnic, you will be kind and apologize to Elaina, and you will enjoy it!" Susan ordered me, stepping towards me with each 'will' before she was right in front of me, her pointer finger digging into the skin of my chest. Carefully, I maneuvered my body away from my sister's determined and 'slightly' violent person, pushing her hand down and away from me.

"Technically I don't have to do anything," I started up before Susan shut me up again with another smack. "Bloody hell woman! If you're going to keep hitting me could you at least spread the pain around!" All I got from her was an even harsher glare and hand curling into a fist.

"Ok, ok! I promise that on this trip, and only for this trip, I will not antagonize or insult the blind girl and try to enjoy the picnic even with her presence if, and only if, you stop badgering me about her and, with that, I will refrain from deliberately picking fights with her but" Susan opened her mouth, about to make a comment but I held up a finger, stopping her effectively. "As I was saying, I will not pick fights with her but I will retaliate if she picks a fight with me. Understood?" Susan nodded her head slowly and she wrapped her head around the change in events.

"Ok. If that's the best I can get…" She drifted into her thoughts. I stood there awkwardly as she continued mumbling something that sounded like "Yes, this could work… Yes, yes…" Before she came to her senses and excused me with a hasty "Behave!", practically pushing me out the door, then pulling me back in and staring at me and finally nodded decidedly and ushered me out the door and slammed the door in my face, leaving me standing outside the door utterly bewildered with my arms half raised in front of me.

"Well that was odd…" A soft voice broke me from my stunned posture. I turned abruptly to find myself face to face with Elaina, who had a very thoughtful expression occupying her porcelain doll-like face. Great! Miss Know-It-All decided to grace me with her presence… I had to agree with her though, Susan was acting fairly for both of us that was only the beginning of a series of odd events.

Hmmm... Wonder what's going to happen next...

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Just a side note, have any of you heard the song The Giving Tree By Plain White T's? Love that song... Anyways... I just let you people continue your lives without my odd comments. See you next chapter!