A/N: What is this? I don't even….. Everyone is officially OOC.
One day, Michael Norway Jackson was moon walking down the streets of Vaduz, which is Liechtenstein's capital, passing by all of the shops. One of the shops caught his eye, so he moon walked sideways like a piano until he could see what caught his eye. He plastered his face to the glass window as he stared at his most favourite thing in the world.
Norway broke through the glass door instead of opening it and ran directly to the counter. A loaf of bread flew out of the store like it was a football.
"Hello Miss Liechtenstein, I'd like to buy that thing right there," Norway said as he pointed to the candy Chocolate Frog Pikachu through the protective glass. Liechtenstein, who was behind the counter and undressing Norway with her eyes said "Sure," and grabbed the packet that Norway specified.
"Wait! And that one too." Norway pointed to Denmark's dead body trying to blend in with the candy. Norway looked around at the other sugar-filled treats. "And that one, and this, and that, and double of what you've got in your hand, oh, and lots of that…."
Norway moon walked out of the store carrying five bags of candy, a dead Denmark, and three lollipops in his mouth.
He was planning to go home and eat his candy, maybe share some, but mostly eat all of it. Norway's mind filled with the tantalizing thoughts of eating his candy when he moon walked into what felt like a brick wall and fell over.
Bits of candy and sugar rolled away from one of the now ripped bags.
"Watch where you're going," Liechtenstein said, who had left the store and was secretly stalking Norway from in front helped him up. "I see you have some treats. Mind if I have some?"
"Yeah, only if you carry the bags for me," Norway replied. Liechtenstein picked up the five bags of candy. Denmark's body was devoured by a tissue box seconds earlier. The ripped bag was leaking candy.
"Don't worry Liechtenstein; that candy won't go to waste," Norway said as he put his head in the shower of candy and opened his mouth.
They started forward, Norway awkwardly half bending, half eating and half moon walking beside her. Eventually, they were stopped because an army of old Nokia cell phones melted out from the ground.
"Protect the candy!" Norway shouted, as he and his troll beat the cursed phones into oblivion. Norway and Liechtenstein thought victory was in their stomachs. That's when it happened.
A remaining phone snuck past Norway and Liechtenstein and began eating away at all the candy. When the two countries looked back at their bags, they were empty. The cell phone burped with satisfaction. Liechtenstein felt the air tighten and Norway's eye began to twitch. Norway's hand started shaking uncontrollably and now both his eyes were flickering.
Liechtenstein disappeared in a puff of strawberries as Norway entered his Norwegian Sugoi Kawaii Desu Rage Mode.
"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! URGONNADIE UMODERF****R!" Norway screamed. He moon walked over to the cell phone and began his harsh combo on it. Bam, boom, pow, whack, slice, boing, tink, thwack, zoom, watermelon! Norway blasted out his anger on the cell phone.
He kept up smashing the cell phone to bits, until it eventually dispersed in a flash of darkness. Norway stood where he was; he hadn't let all his anger out yet. He bellowed an all mighty yell and the earth around him was obliterated.
Strawberries gathered to a single point and Liechtenstein then emerged out of them. She looked at Norway and the crisp earth that surrounded them.
"Hey, you wanna buy some candy?"