A/N: These just keep getting worse and worse….
Russia was having a seizure on the world meeting table because he tried to eat SpongeBob socks. He sniffed Larry the Cable Guy and threw a raisin at Canada. Canada shook a flute and poked the raisin, and it ate him.
"It's written in the stars," the raisin said, as it turned into a turtle. Russia meanwhile took an ink pen and sucked on it because it tasted like skittles. He jumped onto the chandelier, screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" and a bathrobe came and slapped him, then shuffled away because it wanted to see him SHAKE DAT. Canada was revived by a pillow and a volcano erupted. Iceland suffocated and died, and Canada's hair flew to Ur Anus. He grew a new hairdo that was all jazzed up Sora-style and it was coloured a brilliant Blello. Blello was like Bled, but only less worse. Russia had started swimming in a sea of pickles and got punched by an old man.
"LAAA! LEE! AI TOWLD YEW!" Canada spun around on a parrot, which exploded because a palm leaf did a back flip.
The old man that got told frown-smiled, took a jacket, and rode on it, wearing an apricot.
RUSSIA SPUN AROUND IN A CAREBEAR COSTUME, LICKED CANADA'S FACE, STABBED THE WINDOW WITH TONY AND WIGGLED OUT.
A WILD KUMAJIRO APPEARED.
CANADA USED OhMiGoDlIkEtOtAlLyIlOvEyOuSoMuChLoLoLoL.
IT WASN'T EFFECTIVE.
Russia ran back in with a cinnamon bun and sleeveless pants. The cinnamon bun gave Canada a squid then flew out.
CANANDA ABSOULOUETLEY HATES MISPELLEOINE STUFF HAPAPZARDLY WITH VON CONCIOUSNESS WHATSOEVRT.
Russia took off his scarf.
"Let's measure our legs, da?" he asked. And so they did. Russia's legs fell off and became legs fit for a Barbie. Canada noticed their pristine plastic-surgery and proceeded to explain the Quantum Theory to Russia.
"It goes like a rocket, like BRGHSGHSGAHGSHG, it exploded and a thousand tiny fingers rained down on me."
An apple named John came in and sat on Russia's face. He screamed, and a teddy bear came in and wanted to be a Pikachu's Thunder Buddy.
Cthulu crashed through the world meeting's fourth wall again as speakers floated through the air with no gravity. An alien from Ur Anus complained that the joke had already been used and that the author should really get help. But that doesn't matter as much as the author's keyboard had just flipped out and landed in the freezer.
Canada and Russia ran around the table, throwing Switzerland's peace prize everywhere as they yelled like Tarzan on drugs.
A bus came and humped them both.