One fine morning, China was doing Tai Chi in the park. But it wasn't just any old plain Tai Chi. It was Super Awesome Rainbows Kawaii Desu Sun Shining Down From The Sky Omigodliketotally Tai Chi. His hair had grown, so now it was as long as Rapunzel's hair.

China's arm suddenly stretched out and contorted, bending like jello, travelling all around the world once. His hair started floating when a wild Pikachu appeared. Well, it wasn't really wild. Suddenly, a flying magic school bus came down out of China's ear and landed in front of him. Twenty kids and an adult got out. One of the kids being Liechtenstein.

"GOD DAMMIT MISS FRIZZLE!" a kid with curly orange hair and glasses shouted. "I NEVER WANT TO GO ON YOUR STUPID FIELD TRIPS NOBODY LIKES. WHY DO YOU TORTURE US LIKE THIS?!"

A quiet brunette spoke up. "At my old school, mentally retarded nerd-looking people never shouted at-"

"YOU SHUT UP AND GO HOME. NOBODY LIKES OR CARES ABOUT YOUR OLD SCHOOL."

The girl hung her head in shame and walked over to Tony the Tiger, who only ate her head while loudly proclaiming the Frosted Flakes were overrated, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is where it's at.

The bus and the random people disappeared, all except for Liechtenstein, who was looking quite scared and disturbed.

"What happened, my sweet P.T.?" China asked.

"They tried to take my leather pants…" the girl replied. China ignored her completely.

"Hot hot hot, we are quite sexy~" he sang. Liechtenstein looked confused.

"China, that doesn't rhyme-"

"SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA."

All of a sudden, capten lul flew down from a tree.

"Ahm capten lul. Yoo wil bow down and cri evriteim yoo si mi. Ahm surry. They fursed mi. I cudn't help maiself. I leik caik."

capten lul exploded into a million burritos. The two nations were still trying to figure out how to pronounce a name with no capitals. Liechtenstein decided they needed some help.

"Ah, Mr. Book. There you are," she said as a very cute-looking book walked in. China looked down. The book waddled up to his feet and plopped down. China stared at Mr. Book.

"SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! Aru." He yelled.

Yo Harry. Yo a wizard. PaPaPaPaPaPaPaPa. There. You heard it, right? Shoosh-pap. Now, on with the story.

Liechtenstein decided to make an ode to China, to express her undying love. She ran to the top of a hill and declared her feelings to China, and the rising sun.

"O Captain of the Crunch! Lay down your cap! The time for the grandest hat is upon us! Avast! In the distance – the marshmallow puff ship, the sign of eternal happiness in the five….is it five? Five stars. Is it a ninja? Is it an extremely drunk person? No! Forsooth! It is China, not Yao Wang, or Wang Yao as it correctly should be arranged! And for him, I will risk my life and limb and chimpanzees, I will bake a lemon meringue pie in preparation of the Tai Chi that will come, along with breakfast cereals and lots of Russian vodka, and also more chimpanzees. So that when thou dost arrive, I may beg entry to your-I mean…I don't know anymore. I'll just say 'Je parle français avec vous!' and give Cheetos to you. For arriving in your majesty dripping with gold and apples, I shall only whisper 'omelette de fromage' in awe. For don't you know?! I am a maker of hats, out of macaroni, my dear China, and I am here for a life of servitude to my glorious Chinese King (whether he wants it or not). And to make him little paper cranes out of anything I can find."

A/N: I don't own Hetalia, but Mr. Book and capten lul belong to me, and I belong to corrupted aliens. Btw, that P.T. joke will only make sense if you're French. Or have been speaking French for quite a while. :P