Tina, Louise and Gene ate lunch together at the cafeteria. Louise and Tina enjoyed their peanut butter sandwiches while Gene relished his delicious breakfast pizza. The smell of it was even worse after sitting in his backpack all morning, but Gene still found it irresistibly tasty.

Jimmy Junior swaggered up to their table, his butt wiggling. Zeke followed closely behind, but he had no behind to wiggle.

"Oh, Hey Jimmy Junior," said Tina, "And Zeke."

"Hi Tina." Jimmy responded.

"Howdy." Zeke's sharp southern voice exclaimed.

Jimmy asked, "Did you find out who sent you that letter yet?"

"No," answered Tina, "I thought you said it didn't matter?"

"Well we're sort of, kind of an item aren't we Tina? I have a RIGHT to be concerned. Some guy is trying to steal you away from me."

"You said it J-Ju!" Zeke agreed.

"I guess you're right Jimmy Junior."

"It just makes me so mad." Jimmy said, swiftly following his words with an angry dance move, that looked sort of like punching the air.

"Well you better get over it Jimmy," said Gene, "We'll probably never know sent it."

"ARRGH!" Jimmy yelled as he performed another aggressive dance move.

"Wow, you look mad." Louise told Jimmy.

"I am."

"You know what you should do? You should make a statement."

"A what?"

"A statement. Make sure no one else tries to get with your girl."

"Yeah, but how Louise?"

"You should make her breakfast pizza." Gene responded.

"No he shouldn't." Louise said with annoyance.

Zeke asked Gene, "What's breakfast pizza?"

"What should I do Louise?" Jimmy asked Louise.

"You should stand up on this table and threaten everyone in school!" Louise told Jimmy. "Including teachers!"

"It's a fibrous cereal and oats pizza base," Gene answered Zeke, "with a baked bean and maple syrup sauce with your choice of toppings."

"Really?" Said Jimmy.

"Of course." Said Louise. "I'll even tell you what to say."

"What toppings you got on that one?" Zeke questioned Gene.

"Bacon, sausage, and scrambled egg."

Jimmy Junior got up on the table and yelled, "Everybody shut up." The entire cafeteria looked at him, including the lunch ladies. Jimmy Junior felt suddenly nervous. 'Why can I dance in front of the school but this is so hard?' he asked himself. Jimmy whispered to Louise, "Now what?"

"Say I love Tina"

Jimmy yelled again, "I like Tina, like a friend but like kinda more."

"Now say you'll bathe in the blood of anyone that tries to take her from you." Louise whispered to him.

"I'm not saying that."

"If you want to make an impression and keep your girl, you've got to." Louise gently reminded him.

"I will bathe in the blood of anyone who tries to take her from me." He yelled.

"Now say…" Louise then whispered to Jimmy in coherently.

Jimmy picked up Tina's love note and presented it to the school. "Today Tina got this. Until I find out who sent Tina this love letter, I will give everyone in this school Chinese burns from hell, and the purplest nurple you could think of… Starting with Mr. Frond!"

"Yes!" Louise laughed.

"Now what?" Asked Jimmy Junior.

"Now you go give Mr. Frond a Chinese burn and a purple nurple, duh."

Zeke looked at Gene's breakfast pizza, "Do you reckon I could try a slice of that?" He asked.

"No Zeke," Jimmy said, "we're going to go beat up Mr. Frond, he gave Tina the letter."

"Uh, Okay then J-Ju."

Jimmy ran out of the cafeteria with Zeke following close behind. Zeke turned and wave as he passed through the cafeteria doors.

"WHAT?" Tina exclaimed.

"What?" Gene and Louise responded in unison.

"It's another love note, how did it get here?" Said Tina, "They must have put it here while Jimmy Junior distracted everyone. I wonder what it says?"

"I think I speak for both Gene and I when I say, Not Interested."

"It says 'Tina Tina Tina, You're cuter then a Lemur, And also a hyena, Tina don't be mean-a, be my prima ballerina… There isn't another school dance for like 6 months, but will you go with me? Hug hug hug, cause I don't wanna send letter kisses until you're ready."

"Actually, that sounds good," Said Gene, "Put some conga music to it, you've got a hit, Tina, Tina Tina! Cuter than a Lem-AH!"

"I need to see if Jimmy Jr has succeeded in making Fronds nurples purple. See you at work."

"But we usually walk home together." Tina stated.

"I got a feeling Frond's gonna slap me in detention with Jimmy and Zeke for this."