Linda stood next to the chalkboard at the restaurant, Bob stood on the other side of it. Teddy sat and watched intensely.
"So we've narrowed it down to THREE main contenders." Linda said, with great enthusiasm and theatricality, "Number one, the KE-VIN BACON BURGER."
"With Indian Vindaloo Sauce and Bacon." Bob added.
"Spicy but delicious," Teddy commented, "maybe too spicy."
"Number Two," Linda enthused, "the YOU'VE GOAT TO BE KIDDING ME."
"Comes with goat cheese," Bob said, "It's pretty boring."
"I like it though." Teddy remarked, "It'd be better with bacon. The 'you've goat and bacon to be kidding me'."
"No Teddy." Bob told him.
"And last, but certainly not least, DMANGO UNCHAINED!" The whole neighbor hood could probably have heard her.
Bob added, "Comes with mango, chili and lime chutney."
"That ones so unexpectedly good." Said Teddy, "Definitely my favorite of the weird fancy burgers you make. But, you know, you might loose all you're racist customers. Not that that's a bad thing."
"Yeah! We don't want their kind in here." Said Linda aggressively, "We need to keep the children safe from racists and their horrible, horrible ways."
"So it's decided," Bob announced, "DMANGO UNCHAINED WILL BE OUR FIRST EVER COPYRIGHTED BURGER!"
Linda began to sing, "Dmango Unchained, first burger, that we're going to copyright, yeah."
"I don't think you're supposed to pronounce the d though." Teddy mentioned.
"What like Dmango unchain? That's weird." Responded Linda.
"No, it's like Mango Unchained."
"We should probably watch the movie," said Bob, "before we copyright a burger based on it."
"You haven't seen it?" Teddy questioned, "Why not? It's so good. It won two Oscars."
"Aw, did Leo DiCaprio finally get one? Good for him! He deserves it." Linda asked Teddy.
"Unfortunately not. Why will no one reward his beautiful acting skills?"
"We can't see it when the kids are around," Explained Bob, "it's rated for 15 and overs only."
"Yeah," Linda agreed, "Our Kids are already messed up, we don't wanna mess their heads up more. Heh heh."
"I've got the DVD at home, I could go get it, and we can watch it on that TV" Teddy pointed to the TV in the corner of the room, "it'll be finished by the time the kids get home."
"Yeah, let's do it!" Linda exclaimed.
Bob sighed, "That TV only has a VCR player."
"Oh no."
"I'll get my DVD player too then." Teddy enthused as he ran out of the restaurant, the store bell ringing on the way out.
"So we're actually doing this," Bob said to Linda, "watching a DVD, filling out some forms and we'll have our own copyrighted burger, wow, I haven't had a dream come true in years, this is weird. I like it."
"Alright, Bob got his groove back, yeah."