Linda, Bob and Teddy watched the small TV screen as the final credits for Django Unchained began. Bob and Linda were completely amazed by it. Teddy was, surprisingly, also amazed, even though he had seem the film upward of ten times. Bob heard a sniffling. He looked over, and there was his over emotional wife, having a severe emotional reaction to the movie.
"Lin, are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I'm just so happy," she sobbed, "he got to be with his wife, and they blew up the bad guy, it was so beautiful."
"It was pretty awesome." Bob said, "I'm so happy our copyrighted burger is going to be a pun based on such a great movie. I can't believe it took us so long to see it."
"Now do you see how it got two Oscars?" Teddy questioned.
"Yeah, but why didn't Leo get one?" Bob responded. "His ability to go from a lovesick puppy in The Great Gatsby to a horrifically evil man in this is incredible."
Linda interjected "Jamie Fox needs one for being a hero and saving the day. I could kiss him."
"Me too." Teddy agreed.
"I'm not going to lie" Bob admitted, "I also want to kiss him."
Bob went to the back of the restaurant and retrieved a chair as the kids arrived home from school. Bob stood on the chair to remove the DVD.
"Hey kids, how was your day?" Linda inquired.
"It was good," Tina replied, "do you wanna be a surrogate mom for Zekes gay uncle"
"Well, if we can guarantee it's smaller than Gene was when he popped out sure." Linda joked.
"You wouldn't be able to drink for 9 months Lin." Bob told her.
"Oh yeah," Linda realized, "maybe not Tina, mummy needs her wine."
"That's okay mum." Tina confirmed.
"Gene, Louise," Bob said, "how about your days?"
"Mines good," Gene answered, "I get to be Sherlock Holmes and figure out who Tinas secret admirer is and it's not Jimmy Junior, Andy, Olly, Peter, Darryl or Lenny."
"I got detention that was fun." Louise announced.
"If you got detention," bob questioned his daughter, "why are you here and not at detention?"
"Mr Fond was injured and won't be able to perform detention duties for another week."
"Wow, Louise, you injured him, you reallystepped up your game."
"I didn't injure him, Dad. I just got Jimmy Junior and Zeke to."
"Aw, my little girls all grown up and manipulating boys." Linda declared "I'm so proud."
Teddy whispered out of Linda's ear shot, "This is why your kids are messed up, don't blame violent movies."
"Do we have a frame I can put this in?" Tina asked as she held up her Zombie horse picture. "It's perfect. I want it on my bedside table."
"I'm sure we've got one lying around somewhere." Linda answered.
"I'm going up stairs to try and copyright the burger Lin." Bob said.
"I'll come with you I need to find my Sherlock pipe to crack this case."
"Yeah, I better be hitting the road too." Teddy stated, "I'll get my DVD player back tomorrow or something."
"You're really going to copyright the Holy Mole` burger?" Louise asked Bob satirically.
"We discussed it with our customer, Teddy, and decided the Dmango Unchained burger was the way to go."
Bob, Gene and Teddy left the restaurant. Teddy held the door open on his way out to allow Jimmy and Zeke in.
"Hey Tina," Jimmy Junior said, "we came here to make sure the secret girl stealer isn't here."
"Yeah and me and J Ju are going to find him." Zeke said.
"He's not here." Tina argued.
"I think he is." Zeke responded. "Let's look for him."
"Yeah, he could be anywhere." Jimmy stated.
Zeke and Jimmy began looking for Tina's admirer, under tables and in the bathroom. Gene re-entered the Restaurant wearing a Sherlock hat and holding a Sherlock pipe.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Zeke questioned.
"I'm Sherlock Holmes, here to crack the case of the secret admirer."
"Will you tell us when you find out who it is?" Jimmy asked Gene.
"Sure."
"That means we can go play xbox at my house Zeke, instead of spending our time looking for the girl stealer."
"Uh, okay."
As Zeke and jimmy walked towards the door, Tina noticed an envelope, taped to Jimmy's back.
"What's that on your back Jimmy Junior?" She asked.
"WHAT? IS IT A BUG? GET IT OFF ME, IT'S GROSS."
"No," Tina reassured him, "it's an envelope."
"What?"
"Tina's admirer knew you'd come here looking for him!" Gene announced. "So he stuck his next letter to your back."
"Even I've got to admit that was a clever move." Louise said.
"Here, have it." Jimmy said as he handed Tina the envelope, "Come on Zeke, we're leaving, he's obviously not here. We can find him tomorrow at school. Xbox is waiting for us."
Zeke and Jimmy Junior hurriedly left the restaurant.
"Four love notes in one day," Tina said proudly while flicking her hair, "I'm killing it."
