Track 1-Introduction
Most people call me snake. What? You want my full name ? Fine it's... Bob...Bob Plissken OK. I'm 29 years old and served in the United States Army as a member of Black light, an elite spec ops unit during the war, I earned two purple hearts in Leningrad and Siberian, i was also the youngest man to be decorated by the President of the United States for my actions in Russian fighting in combat with the USSR.
I have a Tattoo of a cobra on my lower chest that goes down to my...you don't need to know were it ends, OK. I'm around "5,6" hight wise.
Track 2-Rank
Before i left the army i served as a Lieutenant, i kept the men under my command safe, did my job. I have seen far too many heads up the asses west point kids get there entire squad killed because they followed the book or wanted to play war hero. The only thing i have seen more of was head up there asses west point officer's killed by "Friendly fire" by the own squads.
Track 3-Dreams for the future.
I live in the moment, All i want is to get back to were i came from and live my life.
Track 4-Original Unit
Like i said before, i was a member of a spec ops unit code named Black Light, back when we fought the Russian's. Now all the senator's on capitol hill want to play nice and bury the hachet with the Ivan's and China, oh how the times have changed.
I served on my far share of Black ops and POW rescue missions with them, hell the only man i could still call i friend served in Black Light with me.
Track 5-About the Witches
The Girl's, i understand that here there the key to wining this war but there far from the best soldier's i have met.
Track 6-Miyafuji
That little girl has guts, she comes up to me, and asks me if i want anything because she's heading into town for supply's, i told her a guitar. A few hour's latter she's back at my room with a guitar, and from what Bishop tell;s me she spent and hour and a half trying to find one, just because i had asked her for one. Nice kid.
Track 7-Bishop
Sgt Bishop is a fine Marksmen, shes a little jittery but she has heart, reminds me of a kid we had in Black Light . He was a great sniper, could hit a dime at a 100 meters with a pistol, he also had the most fucking loud voice i have ever heard, so he made us easy to hear on Patrol, we had to make him use hand sigh for entire missions or he would have given are position away. Sometimes if Bishop would just relax sometime's she would find she is an important member of the team.
Track 8-Clostermann
The french girl ? She seem's a bit stuck up and is a bitch to Miyafuji, but she seems to take being a soldier a little more serous then most of the others in the 501st.
Track 9-Yeager
Yeager? She's a speed demon who mod's her gear and takes way to many risks, i like her for that. Most People think we would have a lot in common both being "Liberions". But we have very little common ground to speak of.
Track 10-Sanya
Litvyak is a Russian or an Orussian as there none here, at first i was alarmed due to my history with them, there is no USSR here and well i realy have not spoken to the girl, i have seen the heavy ordnace she bring's with her on night patrol. The thing's a rocket launcher similar in build to the Flash, the U.S army's four shot anti tank weapon, but this thing an hold around 9 or 10 rockets making the user into a one man army.
Track 11-Eila
Elia is...odd to say the least, She seem's to have a liking to Sanya, but i will chock that up to there homelands being so close to each other. From what i have seen she is a good pilot too.
Track 12-Francesca
Don't get me started on that little demon 'she is rather crafty, i will give her that.
Track 13-Mio
The swordswomen is someone i respect, she realy whiped these girl's into a fighting force not to be trifled with, i know a few Army who could learn a thing or two from her. She's a good second in command who cares about the people under alot more any soldier could ask for.
Track 14-Minna
The Commander of the 501st. She fly under my radar mostly, but i can fell something about her, i can see it in her eyes, that she lost 's a good leader.
Track 15-Hartmann
Erica's a great soldier, but she;s lazy as hell along with being a slob. She seem's to mean well although her and Eila's pranks piss me off often. Plus that Stum of her's hurts like a bitch and it feel's like a mule kicked you in the chest with 12 Gauge.
Track 16-Barkhorn
Barkhorn is what i would call a model soldier, she reminds me of those east German commando's we used to train with before the war. she's up a sunrise in full uniform in minute's and follows every rule to the letter, she can be strict at time;s with Hartmann but she watches everyone's backs in combat.
Track 17-Your weapons
The Army trained me to use a multitude of firearms and blades, but i do have my favorites, The MAC 10 is a compact 9mm SMG, i added a scope and supressor for stealth. My sidearm is a Smith and Wesson model 67 with a scoped sight. My greatest weapon is my body, i have been trained in hand to hand combat and CQC fighting styles. I can use the weapons here(in the Strike Witches Universe) to good effect aswell.
Track 18-Greetings
Morning,
Track 19-Computer
these aren't realy my thing.
Track 20-Answering Machine
Line has been disconected...if your still here, you should know were to find me.
Track 21-Fanservice.
Oh i see, you want to ride the snake, come at me lady.
Track 21-Panties
What ? What the fuck is wrong with you, why would i know anything about that?
Track 22-Combat
Lets kick some ass!
Give it to em!
Time to get fucked assholes!
Track 23-I'm going to kick you ass DangerClose (Wait, what the fuck does that mean?)
(the door to Dangers room is kicked open as Snake walks in with a angry look on his face.
"You want to ride the snake", that's not funny"
"Come on Snake be cool" he says waving his hands in the air.
"no i won't, it's ass kicking time!: he shouts as screams fill the room"
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"I'm OK, he;s gone now...