Britanina, 1944 (Strike Witches Universe)
"What the hell was that thing" Snake said to himself. One minute he's trying to outrun the USPF, the next he's in...he didn't know ware, His training kicked in and he scaned his the landscape around him, a tarmac, that meant aircraft, a large castle like building along with smaller buildings, the latter could house a good amount of people would have to do this quite, if anyone did live here, they likely didn't want guests, the anti aircraft gun pointed towards the sky made that clear.
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Gerturde Barkhorn awoke as she did everyday in the nude, she felt that clothing restricted someone well sleeping and she didn't like getting her uniform wrinkled. She dressed in a tank top and panties before starting her daily 100 chin ups. When she finished she got fully dressed in her Karlsland uniform and made her way down the hallway to Hartmann's room.
"Get up this-" she yelled only to see the blondes bed empty,did she finaly do it? Did she finaly get up on time? No. She could see a plie of trash moving up and down.
"Get up right now, your one of Karlslands finest, now act like it" she said tearing the pile of filth off her blonde looked up,still half asleep and then buried her head into the carpet in a futile attempt to escape the morning that had come.
"Just 97 more minutes" she moaned.
"NOT ONE MORE MINUTE"! Barkhorn bellowed as she hoisted up the girl and put her on her feet. The Blonde was uneven looking at her with dead eyes.
"Who's that"? She said dully pointing out the window across the hall that overlooked the base grounds.
Gertrud turned to see a Britanina sentry, Rifle raised at a oddly dressed man.
"Get dressed now"! she said pointing at the blonde before running out the door.
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Snake was on one knee checking over his weapons and supply's, he had no food, a 6 spare MAC 10 mags, his pistol and a few trowing stars.
"Hey you, what do you think your doing"? someone said behind him. turned to see a man in a ww2 uniform with a bolt action rifle coming him.
Seeing the strange man was armed, he raised his rifle,on instinct Snake charge the man, catching him in the stomach with a punch and kicking his feet out from under him.
Two more soldiers joined the fray with the same results everytime, these men were trained to fight Neurio, not a former spec ops vet.
The three men now lay in a heap around him Snake began to walk away.
"you. what do you think your doing"? a female voice spoke, he turned to see a girl in a grey uniform with...no pants.
"The fuck"? he said
"I would expect such harsh words from someone like you, now are you going to come easy" she said.
"girl there's no way in hell i'm going anywhare with you, he said turning his back to her, only to be knocked to the ground by a strong force. He roll's over to see the girl in a fighter's stance,he wiped the blood from his lip and stood up.
"All right, bring it on" as she charges him, he rolls out of the way of her fist, causeing it to strike the wall of a hangar instead, leaving a large dent in the steel.
"What the fuck are you on"?
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"Wrench please" Erich says as Wilson hands him the tool, the latter siting on a crate next to Erich's BF 109 fliping though the latest issue of stars and stripes.
"Why am i helping you with this again"? the Liberion asks, not looking up from his military news well the Karlslander is fiddling with the engine.
"Because Hito and James don't think i should own this fighter yada yada yada" the man said sounding rather out of person.
"if you ask me this is a waste of time Erich, we should be out there on the front, not siting around behind the line like some POG*"
Before he could keep going, a loud noise could be heard outside.A man dressed in odd garb with an eyepatch ran into the hangar followed by one of the witches.
"STOP HIM"! she shouted.
Wilson rasied his sidearm an the man who closed the distance in seconds, twisting his arm behind his back ad dischargeing then pistol into his foot, he fell to the ground in a heap pain.
Erich who was unarmed, raised his fists at the man, who procceded to shoot him in the leg aswell.
"AAWW!," he shouted as he too fell to the ground.
Snake turned to face Gertrude, and fired one shot at her foot, only for her to raise a...barrier of light that the round struck harmlessly.
"drop the weapon Liberion"
"you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands first" he said droping the gun as he ran foward towards her ready to fight her hand to hand
"STUM"!
Snake was knocked into the wall by a strong force, with the wind knocked out of him, he glaced up to see a young girl with blonde hair standing before him.
"never been Stumed before huh"? she said smirking the smile of a winner as the intruder passed out on the floor.
"Can we get some medical aid? " Wilson moaned from the floor holding the still bleeding wound in his leg.
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And so that is who Snake Plissken, the USPFs most wanted man got himself into this cluster had spoken to the bases commander and what she told him was crazy, that it was 1944, and the world was at war, but not with the axis powers, instead they fought a race of aliens called the Neurio. Also he was someplace called Britanina, he guessed she meant the UK and the landscape matched like a glove. He still couldn't make of what had hapend to him, so he sat in silence thinking his it over.
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Minna was on the phone with the Allied command in London, this stranger seemd like something the men of the OSS* would want to hear about.
"...yes, i understand sir." she said hanging up the phone, command said they would send three men from the Karlsland special service and OSS to have a "chat" with Minna didn't like to involve the man,M the didn't like to involve special services often because of the bad rep among the army but they were the best at these things.
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Three men sat in the back of a truck as it made it's way towards the base of the 501st, two were member's of the special service of the Karlsland armed forces, the third was a young 20 year old OSS agent named James Patterson, Jimmy to his friends.
"whats your name" he asked a tall Karlslander with a scar runing down the side of his face to his chin.
"Skorzeny,Otto Skorzeny" he spat out before looking away, the other man had his head deep in a folder of documents and was paying little mind to the Liberion or his partner.
"You SS guys sure do know your manners" he said sighing as the truck made its way down the road.
That's chapter three, yep snakes going to have to deal with the SS and Jimmy Patterson, use wiki on Otto or patterson to learn more about them. The two men in the hangar are OCs from my other story,Odd man out and before you ask, no they do not take place in the same universe so it was just an little node to my other storys, not a major plot point.
*OSS office of stratigic services, the ww2 allied spy and intel divsion.
*POG Persons other then grunts, anyone who is not a combat soldier, sailors,truckdrivers, if they don;t fight on the front, then you can call them a POG.
Read review and relax, Dangerclose out... Also if you don't know what the SS was during WW2, what the fuck is wrong with you?