A/N: Here's the actual chapter. I like cheese.

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Poland was sitting by a beech tree overlooking a lake, trying to ignore the fact that he had no idea how he got there. Sitting in the sun in winter clothing is hot, contrary to popular belief, and so Poland took them off and sat there in his miniskirt and t-shirt.

"Hey! I do not want to strip! It's like, totally not cool! Why would you even make me do something like that?"

"Hey Poland! It's my story so I can make you do whatever you want! DEAL! I want you to sit there in your half-girly clothes because it's hot! Just let me get on with the story! GOD."

"Ok, okay, gosh. I just don't want to sit here in my half-girly clothes, but fine, carry on with your story." (Poland sat back down rather grumpily)

Anyways Poland took off his winter gear and sat down in his half-girly clothes to look out over the lake. It was odd because Poland had never taken off his winter gear before during summer. But just then Prussia walked up and said: "Pola-."

"HEY!"

"What now, Unawesome Prussia? You don't want to talk to Poland?"

"Well, not in front of you at any rate!"

"Well I guess you will just have to deal with it then because I want you to talk to Poland NOW!"

"Fine! You are ruining my awesome reputation here!" (Prussia walked up to Poland)

"Poland, I was wondering if you would like to take a walk with me?"

"A WALK! WITH THAT UNAWESOME POLAND! ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?"

"YES I am! Quite mad in fact, but it is my mad story and you are part of it, and I don't care what you say or not! You are going to take a walk with Poland RIGHT NOW! SHEESH! WHAT IS IT WITH MY CHARACTERS TODAY?"

"Well, I guess you will have to have someone else talk to Poland because I am out of here."

Prussia tried to leave, but the fourth wall blocked him. With a dramatic sigh, the former nation turned around. The beech tree watched him with a look of confusion.

"That was weird," it said, and the lake fervently agreed. Poland was staring at Prussia wistfully-.

"Wistfully? Like, what is this? Do I like Prussia all of a sudden? Have you like, gone totally crazy? I still haven't forgotten that he was a Teutonic knight before! Why am I staring at him wistfully?"

"Because I want you to like Prussia right now! I know you know I know I hate Prussia, but I have a plan for this story, and I need you to follow it right now! You and Prussia are going to start going out and then get married, and you are going to listen to what I say! Who is the author of this story anyways? Not you, and not Prussia! ME! So get to it!"

"FINE! I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS STORY IS GOING THOUGH!"

Poland sat back down after standing up abruptly, and stared moodily into the lake. He had just noticed that a giant squid was propelling itself lazily across the surface of the lake, and he made a somewhat rash decision. He decided he was going to go swimming.

"SWIMMING! WHAT IS THIS? I'LL RUIN MY PERFECTLY GOOD HAIR THAT TOOK ME LIKE, HOURS TO DO!"

"Well you are just going to have to do it again! So get over there and SWIM!"

"I will not!"

"YES you will!"

"FINE! BUT THIS STORY BETTER GET BETTER OR ELSE I WILL WALK OUT JUST LIKE PRUSSIA!"

"Okay, but that didn't work. But anyway, I promise that the story will get better, and that it will have a happy ending, so now you just need to get in that lake and go swimming!"

"Fine."

Poland walked to the edge of the lake, and transformed the half-girly clothes into a swimsuit, a bikini in fact.

"Now we're getting somewhere."

And so Poland, after he was wearing his red and white bikini-

"Even better!"

-Slipped into the lake, and began to swim a perfect breaststroke. Poland turned and watched Prussia gape at him in his swimsuit. He couldn't help but look at his swimsuit that was split into a top that had a bow in the front of the red and white pattern, and then there was a skirt that was red and white designed so that the red and white looked like watercolor that was mixing.

"Okay, well at least you gave me a totally good-looking swimsuit!"

"Yes I did! So SHUT UP!"

Prussia continued to gape at Poland in his swimsuit, and had the strongest desire to join him. He pulled off his clothes (the beech tree was appalled) and he kept stripping until he was down to his black and white boxers. They were white with black hearts to be exact, and the author had to refrain from laughing.

"HEY! I do not wear white and black heart boxers! They are blue with teddy bears on them!"

"Well white and black matches Poland's swimsuit, and hearts sounds better then teddy bears anyways!"

"Yeah, Maybe-."

"So get out there and swim with Poland! You know, the love of your life?"

"Right…"

Poland was treading water in the lake watching Prussia strip to his, Ummmmm… hilarious looking boxers. He smiled as he launched himself into the lake, and began to swim towards him. When Prussia approached Poland, they said not a word. They just stared into each others eyes-

"HA! He blinked! I totally win!"

"SHUT UP!"

They stared into each other's eyes. The whole time Prussia was mustering up the courage to say a very important thing. With a deep breath in, he said: "I am awesome."

"HEY!"

"You deserved it! I'm not doing this! It's unawesome!"

"You are going to do whatever I say, because this is my story. Now, you are not awesome, and you will say what I want you to say."

"Fine…."

With a deep breath in, Prussia said: "Will you marry me?"

There was an awkward silence. If one listened, one could faintly hear Germany saying "Weirdo," in that amusing little German accent.

Prussia had just surprised himself with his outburst, and so wisely decided to keep his mouth shut. Poland was just about to reply when several horses appeared out of nowhere. Poland shut his mouth and began fumbling for his nail polish, because polish is Polish, when he realized that it was still with his half-girly clothes on the shore. The beech tree screamed as one of the horses spoke: "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE AUTHOR!" Everyone was very surprised that everyone else knew about the author. The horse suddenly was eaten by a Pikachu. In fact all of them were. And then the Pikachu, remembering that it couldn't swim, drowned. Poland and Prussia looked at each other, and decided to get out of the water near the drowning creature. When they reached the bank Poland ran to Prussia, and said, "Yes I will marry you!" Prussia looked dumbfounded for a moment, and then grinned broadly. They were excited because it's not every day that you are proposed to! Prussia finished the moment by kissing Poland on the mouth with all the force he could muster.

"See Poland? I told you, it would be a happy ending, but you just had to trust me didn't you?"

Poland couldn't respond because he was currently glued to Prussia by the mouth.

"So I hope all you guys have learned not to argue with the author from now on! Because when you listen to the author then you end up being proposed to. When you don't you end up being eaten by a Pikachu.

"What did the Pikachu do to you, that it had to be eaten?"

"Well, it wanted to write its own ending, because a Pikachu appears in every chapter with no significant importance. So it needed to go. Now stop asking stupid questions Poland, and go back to kissing your girlfriend…boyfriend? Itfriend? He/shefriend? I don't even know anymore."

And so we end the story happily, but just keep in mind that when you get on the wrong side of the author, you must always watch out for being eaten by a drowning Pikachu.