A/N: Timeskips. Woot.
It was a lovely day outside. Spain and Belgium were sitting outside.
"Why is the sky the colour of blue?" Spain asked.
"It's because it is a lovely shade of blue, Spain." Belgium replied, "Like the Tesseract."
"That told me nothing," Spain said, not amused by the lovely compliment by the lovely waffle eater on that lovely day. There was an oak tree next to them.
"It's because lettuce," Belgium said.
"Train your dragon already." Spain said, ripping the oak tree from the ground and throwing it into the sky.
"Pianos, Spain."
"Let's have milk." Spain said and grabbed milk from his man purse. Belgium drank it. Then Spain drank it. Spain forgot that he put tomatoes in the milk.
"Spain, you retard, the sky isn't blue," Belgium said.
"Wut?" Spain asked. It started to rain acorns.
"The sky is Bled." Belgium said. She took Spain's shirt off.
"I want to eat the Nyan Cats though." Spain said as the acorns hit his chest.
They played Monopoly in the middle of the field.
"Waffles!" Belgium cried.
"No, the sky is Bled!" Spain argued.
"Bled sky." Belgium said and they passed out. In the middle of the field.
Belgium got up one morning. She was sleeping next to her boyfriend, Spain. "Spain, wake up," Belgium said putting her hair into Spain's face.
"What do you want?" Spain yelled and asked. Belgium looked outside.
"There are huge waffles outside!" Belgium yelled.
"Is France out there again naked? I'll go get my tennis racket." Spain said, getting up. He looked outside too. "What. There are rather big waffles out there."
"See? Let's go outside!" Belgium said, but Spain held her back.
"No. Let's stay inside," He said in a seductive voice, "They'll go away."
"Heck no, flamethrower!" Belgium said, getting out, "I rather miss sleep and go out and play with those waffles!" Belgium went outside and kicked a huge waffle. Spain set out a glass of milk for Belgium. "Oh yeah! Some 2 percent milk!" Belgium yelled and drank it.
Spain watched as Belgium drank the milk and he laughed. He put tomatoes in the milk.
Then make-out sessions happened.
Spain bought a ton of beef-scented candles.
"Whoa, why did you buy this many candles?" His wife, Belgium, asked. Yeah, they got married. Deal with it.
"Because I think it's time you learn," Spain said, setting up the candles everywhere in the room.
"Learn what? How to save a life?" Belgium asked. She got up. She grabbed the milk. It did not have tomatoes in it. Yet.
"No you Narwhale, we're going to-" Spain said and got interrupted. Belgium opened up a candle and rubbed her face all over it. "Stop that." Spain said, throwing another candle and hitting Belgium in the face.
"Spain. Why?" Belgium said. Her face was okay. "This is my only face."
"No it isn't. We would give you a new one. With those candles!" Spain took out a mold from the bag. It was like a Pikachu or something.
"What the what the?" Belgium said. Her face wasn't okay anymore.
"We will burn those cow candles. Why does my breath smell like cigarettes?"
"SPAIN STOP SMOKING" Belgium yelled.
"I NEVER WAS" Spain yelled as well. He lit a candle. "While that is going, what shall we do?"
"Sleep" Belgium said. Then they climbed on the table. Spain grabbed the candle that was going. It was all melted wax. He blew out the candle, while lying beside Belgium. He ripped off his shirt. He poured the hot wax.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Belgium asked. Her waffle was on the ground. Spain shushed her by kissing her.
They then proceeded to sleep on the table.
When they woke up, there was France in the room. All the candles were lit up.
"Yay fortune telling!" Spain said and Belgium was angry that Spain was leaving her for France.
"I'm leaving." Belgium said. She grabbed her X-Box and left. Only her X-Box. No phone, wallet, ID, not even controllers or a TV to use it on.
Spain stopped caring. "What's my fortune?!"
"Meet me at the pier at midnight. We will gaze out into the ocean one last time." France said. And they did.
Fifteen years after playing Monopoly in the park and it raining acorns, finding huge waffles, and marrying Spain and learning how to save a life with candles, Belgium was living alone. Unfortunately, when she left with only her x-box, that was a permanent thing. It was also obsolete like a year later so she couldn't even get new games for it once she was able to get a TV and y'know... controllers.
"I walk a lonely road," Belgium said, walking in the same park that was mentioned earlier. Then, China appeared out of nowhere. APPEARED out of nowhere. He was also soaking wet.
"Aru," China said. Belgium jumped higher than Kagami. "Aru aru aru."
"Dude what the waffle," Belgium said with no emotion.
"I heard you left Spain aru," China said, walking closer to Belgium, "Let's sit down I'm too tired for this." They sat down at the nearest bench, fifty feet away.
"You're fifteen years late!" Belgium yelled.
"It takes awhile to get places when you have to swim the Atlantic AND Pacific Ocean!" China yelled back. Then Japan fell out of the tree that was behind them.
"Stop yelling! You're going to stop the thing!"
"What thing?!" Belgium and China yelled at the same time.
"The thing." Japan said, looking up dramatically. "It only happens once every fifteen years."
"Screw this, I'm out," China said, getting up. "I'm flying this time instead of swimming." China then did some kind of magical girl transformation crap and flew off.
"I'm making manga of that later." Japan said. Japan got out milk for Belgium and the recently arrived Spain.
"I know whaaaat you're doing!" Belgium said loudly, "There are tomatoes in there aren't there?!"
"DRINK IT ANYWAY" Japan yelled, pushing Spain on Belgium. Suddenly Spain's clothing disappeared. Japan got gallons of milk, pouring it over them. "Don't worry, there is plenty of tomatoes in the milk," Japan exclaimed, what a famous line that took us to here. The sky started to turn. It was turning Bled. The small children looked to the sky. Their parents who say the first time knew what was happening and grabbed the children. They ran fast. Japan got out a video camera. The acorns started falling. The sky turned Bled.
"What have you been up to all these hard years?" Spain asked.
"Homeless," Belgium said in a soft, deep voice, "It's been 15 years. What have you been up to?"
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-spamano," Spain said.
"What the waffle is that?" Belgium asked.
"It's nothing," Spain said. If you cannot tell, Spain has been laying on the ground naked for at least five minutes.
They passed out, acorns pelting them.
When it was over, they stayed there for a bit. No small children to ruin this.
Japan left and was out of the way.
"Never leave me," Spain whispered to Belgium.
"I can't this time," Belgium whispered back, "you're my tissue box now."
Then ! ! !
Police from Spain, Belgium, France, China, and Japan in the hundreds from each country surrounded them.
"Ahh crap, let's roll," Spain said. He and Belgium grabbed each other and rolled and rolled into police at the speed of fast. It's like bowling and they're knocking all these police out of the way. They went to Belgium's place and *censored*
Happily living together safe and sound~
But wait! There is more!
Japan released the tape on the internet and it made world wide television.
Spain and Belgium lived together, passing out in the park every 15 years.
They passed out to Bled sky for thousands of years.