CHAPTER THIRTEEN: "WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER, I PROMISE"
WARNING: Watch out for horny Kiba!
THANK YOU SHUIRO FOR BEING MY BETA!
NARUTO'S POV
A sleepy groan was heard, before I was pressed against a strong warm chest. Why did he have to smell so god damn good?
I nuzzled into him listening to his heartbeat. A husky voice spoke, "We should get up, it's already ten." He sounded so sexy in the morning; his voice was so, deep, and just plain sexy. I only mumbled an answer back at him. "Do we have to? I want to say like this for at least a couple of hours, it's so comfortable and warm." I heard him chuckle, and he just kissed the top of my head.
"Kiba, where's my glasses?" I shouted after him, I think he was in the kitchen, or maybe the bathroom.
I could make out a blurry person in the doorway, being the only person it could be. "Ehh, the coffee table I guess." He still sounded sleepy from just getting up. I only groaned at him, "Can you get them please?" I fumbled around at the floor finding something that looked like a hoodie, I pulled it over my head, and stumbled towards the door.
Kiba took my hand in his, and guided me to the couch. Waiting for me was a cup of hot coffee, and clear eyesight.
I put my glasses on, and sat down in the couch beside him. I snuggled up to him, already feeling the heat. He put his arm around me, switching on the television.
It was weird to think about yesterday, how everything had changed over night. Had it turned back to normal? Well, Kiba was back to his normal self. It didn't look like he would kill someone. And, it was nice to wake up with him; without feeling we had to do 'something'.
"So, what do you want to do today?" He was so absorbed in the show we were watching, and to top it off, he was watching an old rerun of Oprah. Like what the fuck? Who even watches that? Beside Kiba, and my mom that is…
"I don't know actually, we can go grocery shopping, and clean up here?" I didn't get an answer, just some nervous laughter. "If it's okay with you, but this place is pretty messy. You seriously want to do it?" I just shrugged my shoulders at him. "Sure, no problem."
KIBA'S POV
The clock had already turned three, it was three in the afternoon on a Saturday, and we were cleaning this shithole of a home. The fridge was now stuffed, and you could see the kitchen floor. Naruto was pretty efficient at these things. We had split up, so, Naruto was cleaning the living room, and I took the bedroom. I really didn't want him to see all the weird things that lived under my bed. Speaking of which, I had found clothes that I never knew I owned, or didn't remember the owner of.
I was lying on my stomach beside the bed, trying to fish out a lot of different things. I reached out for the last thing under the bed. When I managed to reach it, I snatched it up. What I had found was something unexpected. It was one of Ino's thongs… It was bright pink with big white letters saying 'bite me'. Well, this was embarrassing…
I quickly got up walking over to the trash, which was located in a corner. It was almost full, stuffed with mostly old boxers I had found that didn't fit anymore.
"Kiba, where is the vacuum clean-" I turned around mortified, and quickly stuffed the thong in my back pocket, smiling at him. "The vacuum cleaner is in my closet." He didn't move an inch; he was starring at me with a cocked brow and disappointed eyes. "Kiba, why the hell do you have a pink thong in your back pocket, that says bite me." His voice was monotone, and plain scary. I held my hands up in surrender. "Hey baby, this isn't what it looks like." He took a step closer to me, his anger intensifying. "Don't call me baby, when you have a pink thong in your back pocket, especially when I don't use thongs." He was only a step away from me, radiating anger. I wouldn't imagine that he could get this pissed. "I'm not cheating, I swear. I would never do that." I only got a grunt in response. "I'm serious, I haven't cleaned this room in a year, it could be anyone's…" My voice was merely a whisper at the last word. "I will pretend this didn't happen, on one condition." At least he gave me a chance to get out of this situation. "Anything." A smirk was tugging on his face as he spoke. "If I get to burn all the clothes that don't belong to you, that is." My mouth was agape, staring at him with a surprised look. Was he jealous? So jealous, that he was going to burn it?
We had finally finished up, and it was already five. I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, or trying to make pasta. And, Naruto was outside burning girl's underwear…
He came walking into the kitchen with black smudges randomly in his face. His clothes were also messed up. "Hey, you can take a shower before we eat." He just gave me a nod before he walked in the direction of the bathroom. I hoped he still wasn't mad, I had already planned something for tonight…
NARUTO'S POV
The dinner wasn't that bad, I had tasted better pasta, but I wasn't expecting something incredible from Kiba. And, how, do you even manage to burn pasta, like really burn it…?
As I started to clean up the kitchen, I could see red marks in the ceiling and some at the walls. HOW DO YOU GET SAUCE IN THE ROOF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? I turned to Kiba, seeing that his tee was covered in sauce and veggies. "You should get an apron, or cook with out a shirt. Or, you will ruin all your clothes." It sounded like I was mocking him, as I laughed at him; he only poked his tongue at me as he went for a shower.
Of course, the bastard had to come out of the shower, with damp hair, and water dripping on his beautiful abdomen. And, only a towel around those sexy hips, he was like a sex-god every time he got out of the shower. "Put on some clothes, you bastard." It was hard trying to seem serious. I was practically drooling on my shirt. He only rubbed his abs while looking seductively at me, while biting his lip. And those hands traveled lower, and lower… And, when he was just about to take the towel off, he turned around walking towards the bathroom laughing. That fucker, I needed to keep on a façade when he was like this. I wiped my chin from drool, and continued with the dishes.
I plopped down in the couch; I lit a cigarette, and put some music on. And, of course, the dog had to show up. He jumped up in the couch, towering over me, trying to eat my face. A strangled cry could be heard. "KIBA, KIBA! HELP ME! KIBA, YOU BITCH, I'M DYING!" He came walking into the living room, dressed in a black whifebeater and dark blue jeans. He stopped, and laughed at me, holding his stomach. He found this funny? The dog was trying to fucking eat me, and he was laughing at me. "KIBA, HE'S EATING ME! MAKE HIM STOP, PLEASE! YOU SAID HE WAS OBEDIENT! FUCK YOU KIBA!" He walked towards us and just whistled. And, like magic, the dog jumped off the couch, and came running towards him. He stopped by Kiba's side and sat down. Kiba shifted his eyes from the dog to me. "Is this better?" He was still smiling cheekily at me, seeming satisfied.
"HE TRIED TO FUCKING EAT ME, AND YOU JUST LAUGH AT ME. THIS ISN'T FUNN-" My knees got week, and I collapsed at the floor choking and gasping for air. Strong arms wrapped around me, and lifted me up, making me stand on my own feet. I breathed in musk and aftershave, already feeling better. He stroked my back, whispering in my ear. "Calm down, he was just licking you. It means he likes you. And, you're lucky, Akamaru doesn't like anyone." I managed to choke out, "I thought, I was going to die, and you just found it funny." He kissed my cheek, and looked me in my eyes. "I'm sorry I laughed, I just got surprised. It isn't everyday Akamaru is so exited. I'm sorry, okay?" And of course, he had to use those puppy eyes at me, why did I always have to break down, or get scared in front of him? "I just hate this, I fucking hate this." I could hear him whisper sweet things in my ear, actually making me calm down. "Go and put on some new clothes, we're going somewhere. You can go in my closet if you want." I only nodded my head at him, and gave him a kiss before I went to get dressed.
KIBA'S POV
We were already in Naruto's car driving; for once I wasn't the chauffeur. He was drumming his fingers against the steering wheel, by pure stress. "Would you relax, we aren't going to another party." He sighed, and casted a glance at me before he turned his eyes towards the road again, his face forming a frown. "Can't you at least tell me where we're going?" I should tell him, he was looking really nervous, but I wanted it to be a surprise. I hoped he would have fun, or try at least. "We're going to Gaara's place; I won't say anything else until we get there." He didn't say anything to me. He was looking petrified; I started to feel guilty for making him react like this. I put my hand on his thigh, caressing it. "Relax, you won't lose me again. We will have a great time together, I promise"
The doorbell chimed, you could already hear people run down the stairs. I casted a last glance at him noticing what he was wearing. He had his own worn out skinny jeans, and my old Avenged Sevenfold hoodie. That I haven't used for quite some time, but it looked really nice on him. It was plain black when I bought it, but now it was more dark grey than black, with a worn out light blue logo. He had ruffled hair, making him look quite sexy. The door was almost banged in our faces as it opened. And into view came Temari with Kankuro right in heels. "HEEEY, KIBA IS HERE!" Some loud yelling about my dick and booze could be heard, I only laughed it off. Hoping Naruto didn't hear. I sneaked a glance at him out of the corner of my eye, seeing that he only looked surprised. "Come in, come in. Kiba aren't you cold with only that whifebeater?" That was Temari for you, a weird one. She mostly seemed like a bitch to people, but acted like a mother towards me. I only shook my head telling her I was fine. "And who is this cutie?" She turned against Naruto, almost eating him up. Naruto only blushed by the use of 'cutie'. Since he didn't say anything, I did for him. "Oh, you haven't met Naruto, I see. He goes to my school; he started this year, the same grade as me. And, don't try and snatch this one, Temari, he's mine." I playfully pulled Naruto to me, having an arm around him. I hope Naruto didn't over think this, but I had to get the message over to Temari. She was quite the one to screw around, to put it nicely; I still loved her like a sister nonetheless. "How cute, he's so CUUUTE. I want one, don't you lose him, Kiba!" She punched me, 'playfully', in the shoulder while squealing, but the punch actually stung a bit. She had one hell of a punch to be a girl. "Quit the small talk will ya, come inside, and let's get started with the night!" Kankuro practically dragged us inside, seeming restless.
The couch was packed with people, leaving me with Naruto on my lap. He seemed very nervous, he was silent as usual, but his features were stiff, and he was so tense in my lap. I dragged him to my chest trying to make him remember I was here, and that he could relax. After all, I guess this was a lot of people for him. Gaara was sitting on the floor already on his fifth beer, not even seeming intoxicated. Next to him was Temari, who almost screamed 'shot gun' on my lap, after seeing that it was going to be a stuffed couch. Next to me on the couch was Shikamaru, with his arm casually around Sasuke. There was something going on between them for sure, I needed to have a talk with the guy later. Next to Sasuke again was Juugo, most likely the biggest reason Naruto was agitated. There was only one spot in the couch available, and that was Kankuro's usual spot. The next thing I knew, Kankuro was walking into the living room with a Wii remote in hand. "Okay guys! Tonight there will be a Mario cart tournament! Pick partners when I plug it in!" Everyone started to make dibs on partners, screaming in each other's faces. "I get Na-" Shikamaru yelling dibs at me cut me off. I shot him an ugly glare, being pissed off. I wanted to play with Naruto; he didn't even know someone that well here.
It ended up with me and Shika, Gaara and Kankuro, Sasuke and Juugo. And just try to guess the last team… Naruto and Temari were teamed up, the one pair I didn't want. Naruto only gave me a kiss when he saw that I was pouting. "We're just playing Mario Cart, Kiba, relax. After all, I'm sitting in your lap, not making out with her." He was right; it was just a game of Mario cart. Nothing else.
"TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES, HAHA I'M OWNING YOUR ASSES!" Temari was a very competitive person you could say. She was a screaming and cursing, and even with being a little drunk she was one heck of a driver. Naruto on the other hand was totally calm, not seeming to care about the game. He was sitting with his back against my chest, being relaxed with my arms around him. But either way, they were crushing Sasuke and Juugo. They had no chance in hell to keep up, Naruto and Temari actually made one hell of a team. "That's right! Suck it bitches." Sasuke seemed to get more, and more pissed off, it was just any minute now, and a console would fly and a fight would erupt.
The third lap ended with a superior win to Naruto and Temari, Sasuke was emitting a deathly aura, and Juugo was his happy carefree self. "THEY CHEATED!" Sasuke for once actually lost his composure, being a very bad loser. I took a sip out of the bear bottle in hand, being highly amused. "Wow, Sasuke chill. It's just a game." He gave me one nasty glare before he sat down, still pissed off, not saying anything. I could see Shika whispering something in his ear; Sasuke blushed, and pinched him in the thigh. He only chuckled back at him, and bit him in the cheek while laughing. "You guys are very cozy, what's the deal? Are you dating or something" Shika grinned and Sasuke looked away, Shika sent me a wink which told everything. They were 'playmates' apparently, it didn't surprise me at all, and Shika never had a real relationship. He thought it was to troublesome, most likely after watching me and Ino for a while…
"Kiba, it's our time to kick some ass. You ready bro?" I took another swig of the bottle, asking Naruto to hold it. The game started, and Gaara and Kankuro were actually in the lead. It didn't last long, Shika and I could be a good match up, and we were in Mario cart.
I had my arms around Naruto, holding the console remote in my hands playing with enthusiasm. He put his head on my shoulder, was he taking a nap while I was gaming? I kissed his forehead before continuing on focusing at the game. I could feel his hot breathing on my neck. The next thing I knew, he started to kiss and bite, tracing his tongue along my skin. I almost moaned, it felt that good. I started wondering if he was a little horny, because he started to make me want to do certain things. "Hey baby, I can't focus properly on the game like this. Wait until my turn is over." He didn't say anything; he just nuzzled into my chest giving kisses occasionally.
"And, you say that we're cozy, have you looked at yourselves? And what's the deal with 'baby', and the cuddling?" Naruto instantly buried his face in my neck, trying to hide the blush that was forming. I tried to laugh it off. "Just focus on the fucking game, dude, we need to win this tournament ya'know!" The laughter only sounded mechanically, but luckily he dropped the subject.
"AW YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" We won the match, succeeding on going to the final with Naruto and Temari. Shika was ecstatic, but I knew we would win, Kankuro wasn't the best gamer out there, which ended in dragging Gaara down with him. Not that it seemed Gaara minded, he was starting to get pretty drunk.
"Well, before the final there will be a match between Sasuke and Juugo, and Gaara and Kankuro to compete for third!" Temari was so into this game, I had a sneaky feeling that she had a bet or something along those lines…
As the fight of third place began, I turned Naruto around having him facing me. I captured his lips, already biting his lower lip. My hands were resting on his hips, teasing the soft skin under the edge of the hoodie. I unbuttoned his pants without being noticed, and my hands traveled to his back being dangerously low. I sneaked my hands in side his pants, being inside his boxer. I could hear him mewl as I started to grope him. I deepened the kiss and he was almost grinding against me, making delicious friction. "WHAT THE FUCK, DON'T DO THAT HERE, NOT BESIDE ME KIBA. GO TO GAARA'S ROOM OR SOMETHING!" Shikamaru tried to push us out of the couch. I broke the kiss looking annoyed at him, just when things started to get interesting. I gave Naruto a last peck as I buttoned his jeans, then turned him around. Having him snuggle up to me, being pretty red and embarrassed. I had a very uncomfortable boner pressing against Naruto's ass; I was just about to whisper in his ear about going to Gaara's room. But cheering and cursing cut me of. "AND, NOW, THERE IS TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH" I could only groan in frustration, we had to play the fucking match. And, I was painfully hard.
We had just started the second lap, both teams being tied. Suddenly Temari shouted some kind of signal to Naruto. "ARE YOU READY, NARUTO?" He only answered with a normal yes. "AND, NOW." And, with that being said, Temari shot ink over our screen, and Naruto started to grind his ass against my boner. "Ahh, t-that's cheating, Nnggh." It felt terribly good, and it got harder to focus at everything. "KIBA, YOU NEED TO STAY FOCUSED, WE'RE LOSING LIKE THIS!" Shika was being frantic of Temari and Naruto taking the lead. And somehow Naruto managed to stay focused at the game as he started to bite on my neck, and still making delicious friction. "Ahhng, c-cheater" I could feel him grin against my neck, followed by a chuckle. "What's the matter can't focus?"
We never managed to catch up again, and it ended with defeat. Shika was pissed beyond belief as Sasuke only laughed at him. Temari was doing a victory dance while singing an annoying song. "We won, you lost, we won, you lost!" Naruto only laughed with her, seeming satisfied with the victory. "You cheated, and now I'm insanely horny!" He turned around with a smug smile. "I didn't hear any rules about turning on the opponent." He gave me a kiss on the cheek as he continued laughing at us with Temari. "Don't be such a party pooper, the pizza just arrived!" I took another swig of the bear bottle, starting to feel dizzy. Thank god Naruto was driving.
Temari hadn't stopped dancing; she was dancing while eating pizza. But she had stopped singing that horrible song at least. Shika was still blaming me for the loss, as if I could control my boner, I would like to see him in the same situation. "Dude, just shaddapp and eat some pizza."
I had started slurring like a drunk. Not that I cared, I pulled Naruto to me latching onto his neck, making red marks. Kissing and sucking, already hearing satisfying sounds.
"Hey, blondie! You should take Kiba home; he always gets really horny when drunk!" I could see Temari wink at Naruto, making his ears turn red. He cleared his throat trying so keep a steady voice while talking; after all I was doing various things with his ear. "Kiba she's right, I-I should take you home." It sounded more like a pant then a statement, but I agreed. We could do a lot more at home.
A/N: HE-HE-HE, I feel like such a tease, don't hate me guys. I felt I used forever to get the chapter done, but finally it's done.
So, can anyone imagine what happens next chapter? Hehehe…
Thanks for reading! But I hope more of you would review, I love to hear if the chapter was good or not. It basically helps me write the next, knowing someone like these weird chapters.
~bab-chan
BN: OMG this girl teases me so hard! And, it seems I have found a new strategy for cheating on games when I am with people, interesting…