Okay peeps so thanks for clicking on my fic well technically our fic.

You all know we don't own hetalia or nyotalia unfortunately else the nyos would make many many more appearances in hetalia. Oh and by the way this is selfcest

because there is not enough love for this. So yeah don't like don't read. Any way me and Abigail came up with idea on our way to a church event with our youth group

in the church van I'm pretty sure that that's not good but who cares oh well you probably don't care so I might as well get on with the story. Without further ado.

Germany was at then bar again. Drinking away his sorrows, he only had one wish. For a woman that understood him, was that so hard. Apparently so, all he had was Italy and he was a pasta obsessed freak. He hoped for a girl who was going through a similar situation. But that would never happen unfortunately.

The door opened and a girl walked in she had short blonde hair, blue eyes, and a long green coat. She walked over to the bar.

"Is anyone sitting here"she asked politely. He shook his head she sat down on the barstool next to him and ordered a beer.

That's when Germany's cellphone began to ring.

"Hello...No you can do it yourself...I'm not mad at you...I'm at the bar next to my house...No I'm not going to pick you up and you cannot stay at my house...Bye no you're not allowed to make pasta... Ugh bye."

He hung up

"So you got one of those to." She remarked

"Ja, he's annoying as hell"

"But he's the only friend you got" she provided.

"Ja...but how did you know."

"I've got one just like him. Mine calls me when she can't tie her shoelaces."

"What's your name?"

"Monika"

"That's a pretty name."

"Well, now you know my name so let's hear yours."She smiled, gods she was beautiful he felt like he had known her all his life.

"Um.. it's Ludwig."

She smiled again "see that wasn't hard."

Her smile seemed to be contagious, because he began to smile as well. He couldn't remember the last time he had smiled like that. They talked happily for a while.

Until, they got on the subject of Alcohol and let's just say she challenged him to a drinking contest. After about 8 pints of beer (A.N.- I'm underage so I've got no idea how much it takes to get drunk enough to where your mental functions aren't at their best so substitute it for however much you think) the two were drunk and Ludwig couldn't take anymore.

"OK fine you win." Ludwig said as he set down his empty mug. His speech was slurred.

"Ha! I told you I was better!" Monika got up from her seat but almost tripped, luckily she grabbed the table before she could fall. "Well I should I go it's late."

"Do you want to stay at my place tonight?" Asked Ludwig. Normally he wouldn't ask such a question. No one would ask such a question but he was drunk and not thinking properly.

Monika wasn't thinking properly either. "Yeah sure."

(AN: Kids don't ever agree to stay at someone's house if you just met them.)

Ludwig then got up from his seat. "Well then let's go."

They walked in silence out of the bar and over to Ludwig's house which was close by. The air was cold and windy but it didn't bother the two. They were tough.

They reached the house and went inside. Ludwig walked down the hallway that led to his room and the guest room with Monika following behind him. Ludwig stopped walking and turned around which caused Monika who was still walking to run into him and accidentally push him against the wall. There was a second of awkwardness then Ludwig quickly leaned down and kissed her. Monica didn't hesitate to kiss back and wrap her arms around his neck as he wrapped his tightly around her waist. Monika took a step back pulling Ludwig with her into his bedroom across the hallway from them. Ludwig slipped his coat off along with Monika's throwing them on floor. He then pushed her onto his bed...

The Next Morning

Germany had just woken up and was still lying in bed. He had a serious headache but from what... A hangover he was at the bar last night. He was slowly remembering he was talking to a girl... Monika... they got into a drinking contest then... the house. He looked over and saw her laying there next to him

.

"Scheiße" he swore quietly not wanting to wake her.

All while internally freaking out. That's when Italy walked in

"Germany, Germany you never gonna believe what happened, England...

That'd be when Italy noticed him and Germany weren't the only ones in the room

"Oh mio Dio, Germany has a girl in his bed, I'll go make pasta to celebrate."

With that Italy left. Germany got out of bed and quickly got dressed. Monika began to wake with a yawn she sat up realized she wasn't wearing anything and quickly laid back down. Leaving Germany very embarrassed

"Where am I"she demanded

"Ohhh Scheiße" she said as she began to remember.

"You remember now"he asked nervously

"Ja, I do we were drinking and one thing lead to another and this happened."

He started to walk around the room gathering her clothes (AN: they were all over the room) he had found them all and gave them to her. Then he left the room his usually pale skin tinged red. She got out of the bed showered and then got dressed. She walked out of the room and towards the smell of cooking. She walked into the kitchen were she found five people Ludwig, her sister Prussia, a man that looked exactly like her sister, Italy also known as Alice, and an Italian man that looked like Alice. Ludwig was sitting in the corner with the white haired man trying to tell him off for getting that drunk but he was failing due to the fact that he was laughing at Ludwig for getting that drunk. Alice and the Italian guy were making pasta. That's when Monika's sister decided that Monika was partly at fault here as well Julchen was trying to tell Monika off as well but seemed to be having the same problem that Ludwig's friend was having. After all the madness stopped Ludwig's friend who identified himself as Gilbert and Ludwig began to cook a real breakfast aka not pasta. With breakfast not being pasta Italy and her new friend left, Italy was tough so Monika figured she'd be okay. What Monika was worried about was having her sister here with her she was pretty sure Julchen had threatened to beat Ludwig up more than a few times. Which was strange because Julchen got drunk and slept with guys all the time. But if Monika did it once, heaven help the guy who she had slept with because Julchen would kill them. ( AN: but it's not like she had done it before) The only thing stopping her sister from making good on her threats was that man Gilbert. Monika sensed that Julchen might like him or something.

"Wait Julchen how did you know I was here and how did you even get here"

"Umm... Well I"

"You did it again didn't you"

"What"

"Got drunk and slept with someone" Monika said flatly.

Both Gilbert and Julchen were turning extremely red like the color of Italy's pasta sauce .

"So you complain about us sleeping together but it's okay when you two get drunk and sleep together its okay" Ludwig said angrily.

"Yeah but we're older and we weren't exactly drunk" Gilbert stuttered.

"But we're more mature" Monika said while giving both Gilbert and Julchen her famous death stare.

There was a long period of silence between the four of them there also seemed to be something like a starring contest going on as well.

Finally Gilbert broke the silence

"Mein gott, West, stop being so unawesome. Julchen let's go".

With that the two Prussians left and the Germans were left alone again.

"Well that was awkward" Monika said.

"Yes, our siblings seem to get along well though." he stated Monika nodded

"But is that a good thing or a bad thing".

" Well hopefully a good thing but then again if your sister is anything like my brother it will end badly, for us at least."

"True, unfortunately true well we better make the best of the time we have." She said as she slowly walked toward him. She got right in front of him and kissed him they broke apart a few seconds later.

"Well I believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship" Ludwig said softly.

For once both Germanys were happy