It is Wednesday March 11th, the day I have to get my ID by passing through the Bridge of Death. "Oh no, don't tell me you are going to that place; this is not 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' this time. The killer dwarf hamster is a stupid spoof of the killer rabbit from that movie too." Said Gooey. "I have to go there to get my ID to show who I really am." I replied. I walked away from Gooey and left to the stateroom door. In the halls, I glimpsed to the elevator; but I looked away and I took downstairs. I decided to jump on the rail to slide down for fun. It was a spiraling dizzy ride that I almost threw up. As I went to the lobby, I quickly went to the water fountain and drank down the throw up. "Oh, what a relief. I almost threw up, but I survived." I said. "Ahem." Replied another person." "Oh, sorry for saying that." I walked away from the other people and I ran out to the rotating door.
At the bleak and foggy canyon with a bridge. The sign says "The Bridge of Death." Gooey runs behind me all of a sudden. "Don't do it, it is not safe." Convinced Gooey. The Bridgekeeper is standing next to the bridge and waits for me. "Welcome to the Bridge of Death. You have to answer each question in order to go through the Bridge of Death." Introduced the Bridgekeeper. "That's easy." Commented Gooey. He walks to the bridge and the Bridgekeeper asks "What; is your name?" "My name is Gooey." "What; is the capital of Belgium?" "I don't know." Gooey was levitated and thrown to the ditch full of stones. I walked in front of the Bridgekeeper to pass through the Bridge of Death. "What; is your name?" Questioned the Bridgekeeper. "My name is Neil the Fox." I answered. "What; is your favorite color?" "Well green that is." "What; is your quest?" "To get the ID." Nothing happened because I passed through the Bridge of Death and proceeded through the bridge.
I went to the other side of the bridge and the shrine shows my ID. "Yes, it shows all of my information that identifies who I am exactly." I applauded. I received my ID and I stored it on my wallet. Gooey floats like Kirby and lands next to me. "I survived the stones because I broke my fall by floating." Notifies Gooey. "Let's go have some lunch, here." I announced. I pulled out my Tool Gun and spawned a table for two seats at the shrine. I zapped at the bleak sky and the sky is sunny thanks to the Tool Gun to modify the weather by registering this machine as a member. I spawned a plate of bacon, eggs, toast and russet potato cubes with extra onion bits; I also spawned a copy of a plate of my lunch for Gooey too. "Let's dig in for the two of us." Proposed Gooey. We are eating breakfast food for lunch; living in the dream.
After we ate some lunch, I was thinking about going to Stake 'N Shake for some Milkshakes for dessert. "Gooey, use your iPhone to get your warp star to drive to Stake 'N Shake for the drive thru." I suggested. "Got it." Accepted Gooey. He pulls out his iPhone and calls his warp star and flies to me and Gooey. We finally left the Bridge of Death and left the table with the empty plates and they all disappear because I removed the props and objects with my Tool Gun.
As we were flying with our warp star, we drove to Stake 'N Shake on the drive thru. "Welcome to Stake 'N Shake, may I take your order?" Said the transceiver. "I would like two orders of Strawberry milkshake without whipped cream." I ordered. "That will be $13.99 please." "Got it." We floated with the warp star and I purchased my money from my wallet to the door. A few minutes later, our milkshakes have arrived and we drank some. After we had some milkshakes, I zapped the two empty milkshakes with my Tool Gun to remove it; then I put away my Tool Gun. We flew with our warp star and we went back to the Condo.
As we entered to the rotating door, we went to the elevator in the lobby room and pressed floor 6, and then I begged "Please be safe to go, please be safe to go." The doors were closing, but I placed my hand to hold the doors. "Gooey, why do you have to take the elevator?" I asked sternly. "Because it is faster than taking the boring and tiring stairs." Replied Gooey. "Ok, whatever; it's our funeral." I released my hand from the door and then. The elevator once again falls down like a meteor. "That's it, I am stopping this elevator!" I yelled. I pressed the emergency stop button and the elevator pauses from falling. I forced to open the doors and I saw the wall of spikes and we magnetically fly to the wall of spikes, but I hanged onto the handle of the elevator. I called the manager of the condo by pressing the button on the elevator. "Hello, I need the elevator to be fixed." I called. "Sorry, please call later." Replied the automated elevator phone. I gave up that released my grip from the handle and I flew to the wall of spikes and I got hit; so does Gooey.
In the stateroom, I was injured from the wall of spikes; however, I haven't got possessed by Dark Matter for a while. I zapped myself and Gooey to heal ourselves from the injuries. "How about a game of Eels and Escalators, Gooey." I suggested. "Sure." Accepted Gooey. I pulled out a board game and I set it up. Gooey goes first and rolls the dice. "Yes, escalators!" Exclaimed Gooey. He moves his token to move up. Now it is my turn to roll the dice and I said "Come on, I need a 'New Nintendo 3ds XL!'" I tossed the dice and I unfortunately got eels. "Ooh, eels. You have to go down and ride the eels." Interjected Gooey. "Don't rub it in, it's just a game. You just have fun." I replied. I moved my token down to the eels. Gooey takes the dice and rolls the dice and he got escalators. "Must be my lucky day." Cheered Gooey. Now it is my turn to roll the dice. "Come on, escalators escalators escalators." I muttered. I tossed the dice and I got eels again. "My turn." Said Gooey. He rolls the dice and he luckily gotten escalators. "Es-ski-lators!" Exclaimed Gooey. "Well this is your last chance Neil, if you get eels again; you will die!" Commented Gooey like Gannon from "Link CDI: The faces of evil" when he said "you will die." I scrunched the dice and I screamed "ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS!" I threw the dice harshly and then I luckily got escalators and then I had a redemption chance that I get to roll again. I got escalators again and then I won. "Good game, Gooey." I responded, with a handshake to Gooey.