Wrong impression Chapter 2

Previously

When got there he was ignoring me like always. I'm planning on changing that when we go to wave. The sakura cam and then Kakashi came with the bridge builder which shocked everyone of us that he didn't come late this tme. Then Naruto- kun shouted "JOURNEY START" I had to hold back a giggle. And with that we left on out first c rank. And I was still coming with a plan to be Naruto's first.

Story start

Satsuki's P.O.V.

The first few hours of the journey were boring. All we did was walk and listen to the old geezer talk about how he's a super bridge builder, Kakashi's perverted giggling, and Sakura's banshee yells. But what surprised me during the trip was that Naruto wasn't talking or yelling out his catch phrase 'BELIEVE IT!' I then look at Naruto and see him staring blankly. He wasn't paying attention to anything. Which to me looked hot. When I looked at him again his face scrunched up and all of a sudden Naruto was grinning like a madman. "SO HOT!" I shouted. It was quite for a short time and saw everyone look at me. Which embarrassed me but I let out a 'hn' and kept walking. Howler monkey look at me with hearts coming out of her. Naruto was looking at me like I was crazy. And kakashi and tazuna were doing what they did before.

Another few minutes passed and I was bored as hell. I wanted some action so I could impress Naruto! In my head I was depressed since I'm 'sasuke' now I can't show any emotion because right now I'm the emo king. I was more depressed at that. Then I suddenly heard Naruto laughing. I turned around and saw that Naruto was jumping in a puddle.

"HAHAHA, this is fun!" Naruto shouts. He then suddenly started stomping the puddle. I so badly wanted to join him. 'NO! I'm the emo king I need to keep this up until I'm jonin or I get engaged to Naruto-kun.' I blushed at the last thought 'engaged to Naruto' I thought. Then Sakura started yelling at Naruto foir being unprofessional 'Please you howler monkey. If anyones unprofessional it's you and pervert sensei. AND HOW DARE YOU STOP NARUTO-KUNS LAUGHTER YOU BITCH!' I thought.

Naruto looked like he was about to kill sakura but suddenly the pond Naruto was dancing on was in smoke and a chain came out directly towards kakashi. The chain surrounded kakashi and he was in pieces. Kakashi had just died. 'Good thing too now all that's left is howler monkey and team 7 will only be me and naruto'

I quickly went in front of tazuna protecting him. The smoke diminishes revealing two ninjas wearing gas masks.

"One down" One of the two ninja's said "Four to go" the other said.

I looked around and saw sakura trembling. I then looked around where Naruto was before and he was gone. I then looked looked at the enemy ninjas. They were knocked out and were beside Naruto. When I looked at Naruto he was glaring at the enmy with red eyes. But what caught my attention was the wound on his hand.

"NARUTO!"

Naruto's P.O.V.

The walk was boring. I would have died of boredom if kyuu-chan wasn't in me. Tazuna's was gloating, kakashi was giving out perverted giggling, sakura was doing her howler calls and teme was staring at me.

"I think 'he' likes you" Kyuubi said suddenly

'WHAT? What makes you think that?!'

"He's been staring at you all his life you know"

'Even if that's true, there's a logical explanation for that.' I said trying to reason.

"Yeah 'He' likes you" 'NO! HE'S! probably trying to find a chance to get my techniques or the council told him to kill me' is said blurting out every possible reason teme was staring at me.

"Whatever let's you sleep at night" kyuubi said.

I was about to counter until I saw a puddle. "That's a genjutsu, watch out" Kyuu-chan warned me.

I grinned; I think my face almost split. I thought of taking a leek. This way I can get the teams attention, and show them that the puddle was a genjustsu and I can humiliate whoever is in that genjutsu. But then suddenly thoughts of teme and howler monkey making fun of him for peeing in the middle of the road and that would give the council the right to revoking my ninja license. 'I guess I'll humiliate them another way. But what?' I thought scrunching my face.

"Why not use them as a trampoline?" Kyuu-chan recommended

I thought about it. 'Great idea!' I shouted in my mind. Unknown to me I had a face splitting grin plastered on my face. I was broken out of my thoughts when Sasuke shouted "SO HOT!"

'What the hell is wrong with him?' I heard kyuubi laugh. 'Why are you laughing?'

"Because you're an idiot, that's why"

'What's that supposed to mean'

"You'll find out soon or maybe later" Kyuubi said

'Whatever' I replied. We finally reached the genjutsu puddle. Sasuke and sakura didn't notice it. But Kakashi did, but apparently decided not to tell us or signal us that there is a genjutsu.

'I swear I'm going to die if I'm with them' I thought

"You got that right! But luckily you have me" Kyuubi said while using both thumbs to point at herself.

I gave a small chuckle at that. But it was time I put my plan into action. I started to jump on the puddle "HAHAHA, This is so fun" I shouted. It was actually fun. But that fun did not last long because Howler monkey came and started to berate me, saying how I'm unprofessional and what not. If only I could kill her just by looking at her than the world would be safe from this embarrassment. I then ignored her and started walking away from her. She followed just to keep up her yelling to impress her Sasuke-kun. I heard kyuubi snicker at that part which is annoying me since she knows something that I don't.

Then suddenly the puddle blew up and chains came out of it going around Kakashi-sensei. At that moment Kakashi died. Their next target was me obviously for the stomping. However thanks to a little of kyuu-chans chakra I was able to dodge the chains. When they were taking the chains back I used that moment to attack. I was infront of the guy on my right and punched him in the stomach and knocked him out, I then went to the other guy and tried to punch him only to get slashed by his kunai. I winced but ignored it since kyuu-chan can heal me. And knocked him out by kicking him in his private area. When he crouched down at the pain I used my elbow to hit the back of his neck. And knocking the bastard out.

"Good job on your first real fight kit. I'm proud" kyuu said.

'Thanks kyuu-chan, but I thought it was going to be more thrilled, but I don't feel anything.' I replied to kyuubi.

"Well whatever, tie them up. Oh and something is messed up about this mission." Kyuu said in a serious tone.

'What do you mean?' I asked/thought confused

"What I mean is on a c-rank you would usually fight bandits not ninjas especially not two c-rank chunin nukenins from kiri." Kyuubi said.

I was confused but I followed what kyuu-chan told me to do, and tie them up. Only if I knew where put my ninja wire. I was glaring at the defeated ninjas in case they pull something to escape.

"NARUTO!"

I heard Sasuke scream my name. And I turned to him looking at him wandering why he screamed or actually screamed like how a girl screams when she is afraid. (AN: NOT BEING SEXEST I'm ACTUALLY SCARED OF GIRLS SO PLEASE DON"T KILL ME) Not that I would know since I cut myself from the female population after what kyuu-chan showed me. I shuddered just remembering it.

I was brought out of my thoughts when Sasuke held my hands examining my wound.

"Naruto we need to heal this before you bleed to death" Sasuke nearly shouted.

Then Kakashi came out of his hiding spot with his porn book. "Good job guys you did great"

I scoffed at that 'I did all the work'

"Kakashi –sensei Naruto is bleeding" Sasuke shouted

'Did he just say 'Naruto'and not 'dope'!" I was shocked.

"Told you kit, 'he' likes you" I heard kyuubi said.

'NO! That's not possible we're both guys and I do not roll that way! And besides he's obsessed with reviving his clan and he can't do that with a guy so HA!'

I heard kyubi sign "Well whatever, like I said whatever makes you sleep at night." Kyuubi said.

I was about to counter but was brought back to reality as Sasuke was shaking me. "What do want teme" I said. I saw that Sasuke gave a saddened look but he quickly covered it up.

"The kunai that slashed you had poison and we need to go back to the village to heal you" Sasuke said.

"What! Hell no I'm not going back" I shouted.

This it was Kakashi who spoke "Well if we don't you're going to die." I felt Sasuke stiffen at that. 'Maybe it has something to do with his clan's death.' Is what I thought when I felt Sasuke stiffen.

"Naruto you're always slowing us down no matter what we do, that's why you're unfit to be a ninja so quit already. Cause all this team needs is me and Sasuke-kun." Sakura said with her howler monkey of a mouth.

I so badly wanted to kill this bitch! 'Remind me why did I have a crush on her?' I asked to no one in particular. "I think you were drunk at that time" Kyuubi said. 'Yeah I think you're right' I agreed with kyuubi.

"Listen here haruno the only one slowing us down is you were scared and couldn't even move to protect our client and Naruto was the one that defeated the enemy while what did you do nothing! Even I did something!" Sasuke yelled.

Me being surprise would be an understatement. Sasuke of all people is defending ME! I looked around just to be sure the world isn't ending and I pinched myself incase this was a dream. Which wasn't.

"B-but Sasuke-kun he was slowing you- us down." Sakura stuttered

"Shut up! Because of us Naruto was injured and there is a slight chance that he may die from the poison! So SHUT UP!" Sasuke yelled.

'What. The. Hell is going on here' I asked myself. "It's common for a lover to defend the person they love" kyuubi said.

'I told you I don't roll that way!' I shouted "That's true kit but what if 'he' rolls that way. Maybe 'he' has a crush on you" kyuubi said.

'That's it just for that I'm not going to dream of killing the villager for a week.' I stated

"WHAT! No you have its torture when you dream about ramen" Kyuubi said frantically

'Whatever' I thought "BUT…" I cut her off.

Sasuke and sakura's fight was still going and it was getting irritated and I was getting a headache so I got kunai and stabbed my hand.

"Naruto what are you doing?!" Sasuke shouted.

"No matter what I will never go back you hear me not even if I'm trapped in room filled with poison dATTEBAYO!"

"That's good an all Naruto since you did get the poison out but you can still die from blood loss." Kakashi said with an eye smile.

I really did not know that I was panicking totally forgetting the kyuu –chan can heal me in a matter oif seconds.

"Hold still Naruto you're making the blood flow faster as you move" Kakashi said with a sign.

When I got out of my panic mode I saw Sasuke looking through his backpack. I was curious as to what he was looking for so I tried to look but what shocked me the most was… was… was Sasuke had panties and bra and dresses all stored in his backpack. I was shocked questions were popping in my head 'is sasuke a cross dresser? Did he steal those before we left? And why does one of the panties have my face one it?' my brain was overloading that I fainted. The last thing I heard was Sasuke shouting my name.

I woke up to the smell of oranges. When I opened my eyes I saw that I was in a boat under an unfinished bridge surrounded my mist, and my head on Sasuke's shoulder. 'WHAT!'

Satsuki P.O.V.

I saw Naruto-kun stab himself with a kunai which made him look so awesome. The suddenly Kakashi sensei said that Naruto-kun would die if we didn't stop the blood. I remembered that I carried bandages in case something was to happen to Naruto-kun so I was rummaging through my back pack. When I was looking for the bandages I realized I was looking through the wrong backpack 'This is my 'in case me and Naruto get it on' back pack. Huh I can't believe I made a stupid mistake.' I then heard a thump and saw Naruto-kun on floor I shouted "NARUTO!" I thought he died since he was bleeding a lot. I my mind was thinking of what my days are going to be without Naruto. 'No more goofy smile. No more chance of getting him to propose to me. And NO POSSIBLE WAY OF HAVING HIS KIDS' I shouted in my head 'NO NO this can't be happening this absolutely cannot be happening.

"Oh looks what happened Mr. great ninja" Kakashi said in a calm tone.

'This bastard how can he be calm when Naruto is dying. This son of a …' but wasn't able to finish my sentence for two reasons 1. I had to be lady like or else Naruto kun will never go out with me. 2. Kakashi broke be of my sentence.

"Looks like he fainted oh do any of you have bandages?" Kakashi said

Sakura shook her head in no manner. And when Kakashi looked at me I hurriedly went through my ninja bag and finally found the bandage. I gave them to Kakashi. I looked at Naruto the whole time I was just glad he fainted and not die. 'Thank kami. If he really did die I would have resurrected the kyuubi destroyed the kiri for killing my future husband and possibly destroy konoha for how they treated him' thought.

"So who would like to carry Naruto all the way to home?" Kakashi said I was confused why home aren't we going to go to wave and protect mister drunk here. "What do you mean Kakashi-sensei?" I asked.

"Well it seems that this mission has turned from a c rank to a b rank."Kakashi answered.

But then tazuna begged them he needed their help and not to go. Kakashi then asked why he lied about the mission rank. And then tazuna explained his story about how this gato person was ruining their lives and what not I don't know what he said since I was looking at Naruto – kun the whole time. 'His face is so beautiful when he sleeps. And those whiskers kawaii.' But I was disturbed in my Naruto time by Kakashi.

"So Sasuke do you want to continue or not?" he asked. I was about to refuse when I remembered that wave is in trouble and possibly I could impress Naruto-kun if I saved a country. So the onoly logical answer for me was "Yes".

Sakura agreed only because I was going which was pitiful. And due to Naruto's performance we took naruto's speech as a yes and we headed to wave.

The question on who was going to carry Naruto came up again. I raised my hand since I know that the client isn't supposed to do any work, sakura is too weak and Kakashi was going to drag him because he could be like those bastard in the village not carrying about Naruto and he was going to be busy reading porn. I was the happiest girl in the world right now because I was carrying Naruto on my back. His head in my neck area, his was breathing on my neck it took everything I had to stop myself from taking all of my and his clothes of and have kids right there and then. But I was reminded that I was in my emo self so I had to act like I hated the idea.

We walked some more until we came to a lake where there was a boat waiting for us. We got on it was sailing across the water. Naruto was sleeping on my shoulders. It was dream come true. In my head I was thinking of all the possibilities that could happen. And then I felt Naruto wake up he had shock written all over his face. Which was cute cause it made him look like a fox kit.

"WHAT"S GOING ON?!" Naruto shouted. Then the guy who was paddling the boat told him to be quiet or gato will hear us. In my mind I was pissed at this bastard. 'No one and I mean no one tells Naruto-kun to stay quiet. He can be as loud as he wants.' I was thinking of many, many ways to kill this guy. I then noticed that Kakashi was explaining everything to Naruto-kun which seemed like he understood. When we finally reached land the guy in the boat said his goodbyes we were off. The fog in the area was getting thick which gave me an idea of kid napping Naruto-kun and having my ways with. I was glad that the fog was there because I couldn't stop my blush from appearing. And then suddenly Naruto threw a kunai at the bushes stating someone was there. When we looked at what was behind the bush it was a white rabbit. This confused me since well white rabbits only appear in winter. But I was cut out of my thoughts when sakura was berating Naruto-kun. I was about go to her and kill her when Kakashi told us to get down which I did since I saw him push tazuna and sakura down. When Kakashi told us to get up I saw a giant blade stuck to a tree with a man on top of it.

"Zabuza momoichi the demon of the mist" I heard Kakashi say. "Sharingan no Kakashi, I can see why the demon brothers lost." He said. Which pissed me off since it was Naruto-kun who beat them. Then they were talking about how zabuza killed his entire class to become a genin and which organs he should cut off and the we finally see kakashi's face just joking I wish though but no we saw Kakashi's other left eye which had a shringan in it. 'How does he have a sharingan he's not an Uchiha.' I thought.

(AN: The fight is just like in the anime and manga but Naruto doesn't try to run away it sakura tried to run away until Kakashi told them to guard tazuna.)

When the fight finished and the hunter nin took zabuza's body I helped Naruto-kun carry Kakashi to tazuna's house. When we finally arrived there tazuna's daughter opened the door. I saw how Naruto was looking at her. 'The way he looks at her. He should be looking at me like that!' shouted glaring at tazuna's daughter who is known as tsunami. When we went in we were greeted by kid who told us to go home. But before anyone could say anything he ran away. We finally put Kakashi down on a futon and went to rest ourselves. I was happy that I could relax after all that happened but I wanted to relax next Naruto. I dozed off dreaming about me and Naruto-kun and killing of tsunami.

It was two hours and I heard Naruto shouting Kakashi was a wake. We all gathered where Kakashi was lying down. He told us how zabuza was still alive which I was happy I wanted fight to prove to Naruto I am the only women who disserves him. Bu the tsunami interrupted and said dinner was ready. When we got to the table Naruto was complaining how the food wasn't ramen. I was about to get an instant cup ramen when Kakashi told him to eat what they offered and not complain which he complied too. I was pissed at Kakashi because him I couldn't be Naruto-kuns savior. When everyone finished the little brat who told us to go ran off. Naruto ran off to the bathroom to get a shower, sakura was practicing her howler calls with tazuna who seemed to want to hit her with his beer bottle. And Kakashi went to sleep. I was about to get changed when tsunami called me to follow her outside. 'I bet she's trying to get rid of her competition for Naruto kun's heart' I thought.

When we reached where she took me I was ready to get my kunai out and kill her.

"Sasuke- san you're a girl aren't you?" she said.

And there you have it folks I'm back and here's chapter 2. Thank you for reading 'wrong impression' sorry I posted this late It was exam week for me and I think I failed all my exams so yeah anyway wait for chapter 3 to come next week hopefully of I'm not disturbed by anyone when I start writing.

And sorry that this story is a little too fast my apologizes and I do not mean to offend any girls who read this so please don't kill me.

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