Wrong impression Chapter 3
AN: For all those that think I hate Hinata I kind of do cause the only thing I like about her is her body which I hate myself for. And I also hate Sakura so yeah technically I hate all the konoha girls. Out off all the girls in Narto Koyuki, Sara, Mikoto, Kushina, young Tsunade, Naruko.
I don't own Naruto if I did duck but wouldn't exist.
Previous
"Sasuke- san you're a girl aren't you?" she said.
Story Start
Satsuki's P.O.V.
'W-what how does she know?' I thought shocked that she found out. Thinking of possible clues that I may have given her. But my mind was drawing blank.
"H-how? I know I didn't leave any clues. And not even Kakashi who is a top ranked jonin knows my secret. Especially from meeting me in one day." I said scared.
"Hmmm so I was right I was drawing on a hunch I had." Was all Tsunami said.
I was shocked she just had a hunch and by me responding to her I gave her my secret.
"But still how did you come to that conclusion?" I said wanting to know how a civilian that isn't a ninja, hell she wasn't from a ninja village know my secret.
Tsunami looked at me before she answered. "Well when we first met you were glaring at me like you wanted to kill me when I looked at that orange boy. At first I thought you were angry at something but I didn't know what. Later through the day you were glaring at me every time I came to the room you and your teammates were in. but what gave it away was during lunch. You were sitting close to Naruto-san and each time you looked at Naruto-san you blushed. But when I came to give food, Naruto-san looked at me, you glared at me. And that's how I know you're a girl. And the expression you had looked like a girl in love. And I saw the clothes in your backpack." Tsunami said
I looked at her. 'I can't believe I left that many clues.' Then I realized that her observation could mean something else entirely "But wait couldn't that have meant that I'm homosexual?" I countered.
Tsunami was in a thinking position. "That's true but I have seen lots of girls that had the same expression as you and your expression looked similar or to tell the truth it looked like your pink haired teammate." Tsunami said.
"I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT WHORE!" I shouted.
"Shhhh, the others will hear." Tsunami warned me.
I put my hands on my mouth. "Sorry." I whispered.
"So there has to be a story as to why you disguised yourself as a boy." Tsunami said.
I looked down and had a sad expression. "W-well you see I'm from the Uchiha clan and they have a strong dojutsu known as Sharingan. 5 years ago my brother massacred everyone except for me. I don't know why he did it, because all he said was that he was 'Testing his skills', he then put me in a genjutsu and I was knocked out. Hokage sama came and visited me and told me that my clan was killed and that I was the last one left nad because of that I had to get multiple wives due to the CRA. Now these banshee screeching fan girls follow me everywhere." I said.
Tsunami looked at me with sympathy. "So that's why you disguise yourself as a boy. This council doesn't bother you when you're a boy?" Tsunami asked.
"OH bothers me? They already have 30 marriage contracts ready when I'm 18 and I'm pretty sure it's increasing as we speak. Not only that I have fan girls everywhere I go. It doesn't help that my teammate is a fan girl. They even try to try to take a picture of me when I try take a shower sometimes they try to sneak in to take a shower with me. Just glad that Hokage-sama put those anti- fan girl traops in my compound. They get shocked with 1000 volts of electricity." I said smiling evilly. Tsunami shivered at my smile.
And she looked like she was thinking. I bet that she was thinking about the traps and was feeling sorry for the fan girls. I have no clue why she would and I didn't really care all I cared was that I didn't have to take a shower in my male form anymore.
"Don't you feel sorry for them?" Tsunami asked.
I looked at her in disbelieved. Me feel sorry for fan girls. They are an embarrassment to kunoichis. All they do is fawn over the boy they like especially when said boy is actually a girl. And they don't take ninja training seriously. But then again I am a fan girl, the president and founder of the FNC, 'Foxy Naruto club'. But I at least take things seriously unlike howler monkey. I then looked at Tsunami.
"No, I don't. They are a disgrace to all kunoichis in the elemental country. All they care about is how they look, so they go on diets, when instead they should eat as much as they can to survive. Fan girls have little to no chakra which is proven by my worthless pink haired teammate. Unlike me of course." I stated.
"What do you mean 'Unlike you'?" Tsunami asked.
"I mean, that I am a fan girl but I know when to take my kunoichi job seriously and when to dream about my Naruto." I said with hearts in my eyes when I mentioned Naruto.
"Weelll I guess so." Tsunami said.
"And besides I'm an Uchiha, and Uchiha's are always better than others." I said.
Tsunami looked at me in a weird way. "Does that mean you're better than Naruto-san?" Tsunami asked.
I looked at Tsunami like she was crazy. There is no body better then Naruto-kun not even the yondaime could compare to him. But before I could counter Tsunami Sakura was banshee screaming my name.
"SASUKE-KUN COME HERE KAKASHI SENSEI IS AWAKE!" Sakura screeched.
I signed and looked at Tsunami. "No one is better than Naruto-kun." I said and left as Tsunami followed me.
Normal P.O.V.
(I will refer sasuke as satsuki unless people say 'his' name)
"Hey teme what took you so long?" Naruto greeted Satsuki.
"Hn" Satsuki greeted back.
"So COOL!" Sakura banshee screamed.
When all members of team 7 sat down Kakashi put his book down and looked at them. "I believe that Zabuza is still alive." Kakashi said to his students.
Everyone was shocked. Tazuna had droped his beer bottle which shattered on the ground.
"T-that's not possible sensei. I mean you killed him and even checked if he had a pulse or not." Sakura said scared not wanting to fight Zabuza again.
"Remember the weapon the hunter nin used." Kakashi said.
"Yeah he used senbons. So?" Naruto asked.
"Kit senbon needles are used for meical practice and not used for killing people." Kyuubi explained in Naruto's mind.
Naruto's eyes were wide in realization. "It seems you understand Naruto." Kakashi said. Naruto nodded.
"W-what are you guys talking about? What does Naruto baka understand?!" Sakura screamed.
'And she's supposed to be the smart one.' Thought Kakashi, Satsuki, Naruto and Kyuubi.
"What we mean is that the hunter nin that carried Zabuza's body away was a fake." Naruto said.
"How was he a fake?" Sakura said.
'Idiot' "Hunter nins cuts off the nukenins head off and burn the body no matter who their audience is. This because all they need is the head to keep the village secret intact." Kakashi explained.
"And not only that the weapon the hunter nin used is senbon needles which are usually used for acupuncture, paralyzing enemy or putting the enemy into a death like state temporarily." Naruto finished. Sakura was shocked that Naruto knew that. Satsuki was inwardly sparkling.
"HN I KNEW THAT! STOP TRYING TO ACT COOL NARUTO BAKA!" Sakura banshee screamed. Everyone signed 'Really this bitch is useless.' Everyone thought even Tsunami who just entered the room.
"Uno dinner will be in 10 minutes okay." Tsunami said while everyone nodded.
"How long do we have till he comes back?" Sasuke asked Kakashi.
Kakashi looked at him. "From the damage we gave him and the recovery process from a temporary death like state, two weeks." Kakashi said.
"Two weeks! How are we going to be able to face him? He was too strong!" Sakura banshee screamed.
Everyone was tired of listening to Sakura's Banshee screeched. Tazuna was tempted to throw his beer bottle at her head but he had to remind himself that they were helping him even the useless pink bitch.
"Don't worry next we'll be ready. We'll be training for two weeks. I'll think of a schedule for you guys to be ready for him and his helper." Kakashi said. Sakura and Satsuki was happy that to hear about the training but Naruto put on a neutral face.
'Yeah training the Uchiha.' Naruto thought.
"Hey BAKA WHAT'S WITH THAT FACE! AREN'T YOU HAPPY THAT WE GET SOME TRAINING?" Sakura yelled at Naruto.
'What I would do to punch this bitch and pit her in her place.' Naruto thought.
"Agreed!" Kyuubi said nodding her head.
Naruto put on a fake smile followed by making his eye in a u shape and said "Of course I am howler monkey. Now if you'll excuse me I'm hungry and I would like some of Tsunami-chans delicious meals." And Naruto left the room where Sakura was restrained by Tazuna. Satsuki looked at Naruto with worry and Kakashi was back to his thoughts about his orange book.
During Dinner everyone was seated to at the table eating and having small talks with each other. Satsuki kept stealing glances at Naruto and Sakura kept stealing glances at Sasuke.
When dinner was finished they all went to their assigned bedrooms. Sakura sleeping with Tsunami. Kakashi in the living room. Tazuna and Inari in their own rooms and Satsuki and Naruto
Satsuki was happy that she was going sleep in the same room as Naruto. But she had another thing in her mind.
'YES YES! I'm away from the village no srupid old bats watching every move, no fan girls annoying for a date… currently. Today I'll reveal to Naruto-kun who I really am.' Satsuki thought.
"Uno Naruto I have something to tell y…o…u? YOU ALREADY FELL ASLEEP!" Satsuki yelled in Sasuke's voice seeing Naruto already in bed with a bubble coming out of his nose. Satsuki signed and went to sleep knowing there wasn't any use in try to do anything knowing that Naruto is a heavy sleeper.
Next morning
Everyone one woke up and was in the dining room waiting for breakfast. Sakura was asking 'Sasuke' out on a date and was being denied constantly. Kakashi was reading his porn and Tazuna was talking to Naruto about how cool he was and Naruto was ignoring Tazuna and talking to kyuubi.
"Hey kit what do you think porn lover over there going to teach you?" Kyuubi said.
'I don't know what he's going to teach, but knowing him probably a chakra control exercise considering everyone in the team has horrible chakra control. Well except for me!' Naruto said back
"That's probably true considering he wants all the time in the world to read that orange book." Kyuubi said.
'Yeah, anyway I think I'll be practicing that new technique you taught me the other day. Haven't really been training for 2 days now.' Naruto said.
"Yeah that would be the best considering who your opponent will be. But be careful; remember the side effects of using it to much." Kyuubi said concerned.
'Don't worry kyuu-chan I will.' Naruto said right back happy that someone was concerned for him.
But Narto was broken out off his thoughts when someone punched him. When he looked for the person it was none other than Sakura.
"BAKA, STOP ACTING LIKE SASUKE-KUN, AND BECAUSE OF YOU SASUKE-KUN WON'T GO OUT WITH ME!" Sakura howled.
Irritated, Naruto grabbed the back of her head and slammed it on the floor making her fall unconscious. Everyone was happy especially Satsuki that the banshee was finally quite.
"Naruto don't hurt your comrades. But considering that I can finally concentrate on my book I'll let it slide. Just this once okay." Kakashi said trying to scold Naruto.
When finally breakfast came the food was all gone in a matter of minutes. But sadly they had to wait until the pink haired girl woke up and finish eating to finally start their training. Team 7 is in the forest with Kakashi in clutches.
"Alright team today we're going to climb a tree." Kakashi said.
Satsuki and Sakura were confused "But sensei we already know how to." Sakura said.
"No this is different you're going to climb a tree without using your hands." Kakashi said.
"THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE!" Sakura screamed.
"If you let me continue I'll explain. You won't be using your hands but using your chakra by applying them to the sole of your feet. Understand?" Kakashi said. Only receiving one nod and it was from the person he least expected.
"Sign, fine here's a demonstration." Kakashi said as he went up to a tree and started walking vertically. He received shocks from 'Sasuke' and Sakura. 'Wonder why Naruto isn't shocked? Maybe he already had seen this before.' Kakashi thought. He later threw three kunais to his students. "Pick a tree and start climbing it. Se the kunai to mark where you fall from and try to beat it later." Kakashi said.
Satsuki and Sakura each grabbed a kunai and picked out a tree and started. Satsuki climbed the tree but when she got a few feet the bark exploded but she was able to mark the tree.
"Oh sorry I forgot to explain. If you use too little chakra you will fall, and if yo use to much chakra the bark will explode. So you see why this is good right. You have to find just the right amount of chakra to use." Kakashi said.
Receiving glares from Satsuki. 'Now he tells us.' Satsuki thought.
'The damn idiot didn't explain the full details of this exercise or why it's good to do this exercise.' Naruto thought.
'Sasuke kun is so cool to be able to climb that far!' Fan girl thought
"CHA! THAT'S OUR SASUKE-KUN!" a voice shouted in the fan girls' mind.
"Um Naruto why aren't you doing the exercise?" Kakashi asked looking at his blond student.
Narto looked at him. "Case I already know this and I've mastered it already." Naruto said signing.
"Really? Prove it." Kakashi said.
Naruto walks up the tree getting shocked looks from Satsuki, Sakura and Kakashi. Naruto stopped when he reached half of the tree.
"See." Naruto said in a bored tone as he was walking back to the ground.
'SO COOL! NARUTO-KUN IS THE BEST!" Satsuki mentally shouted with mental stars in her eyes.
Sakura was irritated that he was showing off. Kakashi was impressed.
"Alright Naruto since you know the tree walking exercise then I'll show the…"
"The water walking exercise. Already know it. I can last 3 hours in the water."Naruto said interrupting Kakashi.
Kakashi was shocked that he could do the water walking and Satsuki was screaming like the fan girl she is in her head about how cool and hip Naruto was. Sakura was mentally picturing Naruto's death.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some personal training to do." Naruto said as he walked away.
Naruto found a clear area far from his team and started practicing the new technique kyuubi taught him.
At Midnight
Everyone except Naruto and Satsuki were at the dinner table. "AHHHH when is Sasuke-kun going to come?!" The pink haired girl shouted.
"Calm down Sakura I'm sure he will come soon. After all that training he will be starving." Kakashi said as he finished his orange book and took out a green book. Just then Satsuki came in bruised and exhausted from falling from the tree and using too much chakra.
"I (huff) did (huff) it." Satsuki said in Sasuke's voice.
(AN: anyone wondering how Satsuki finished the exercise in one day I just took the idea from another fanfic that girls have better control of their chakra. Not being sexist or anything but almost every important figures that no one knows anything about other then legends is going to be female like the sage of six path in all my stories and satsuki wants to be there with Naruto for every step of the way cause she's a fangirl call it a kekkei genkai all fangirls have.)
"Good job Sasuke tomorrow you'll be guarding Tazuna with Sakura and Naruto." Kakashi said eye smiling.
"You better protect me brat." Tazuna said and Satsuki scoffed at him.
Satsuki was in a good mood because starting tomorrow she will be with Naruto and guarding their client. But that good mood was soon gone when Naruto was nowhere to be seen.
"Hn where's dope? Shouldn't he be back by now?" Satsuki said in Sasuke's voice.
"He should be back anytime soon." Kakashi said.
And just then Naruto was in the dining room all covered in dirt and burnt marks. Everyone stared at him.
Naruto looked at them. "What?" Naruto asked.
"What happened to you?" Tsunami asked concerned about the boy.
"Well I accidently messed up on my jutsu more than 5 times and got burnt." Naruto said smiling while scratching the back of his head while facing Tsunami. Satsuki was of course jealous that he wasn't smiling at her.
"Anyway don't worry about me. I'm hungry as hell!" Naruto said and to prove it his stomach was growling. Tsunami giggled at that and went to bring the food that was just made.
Naruto and Satsuki were digging at the food like animals. The boy that was in the room was glaring at Naruto and his team while they were talking about their day happily without any care. He was irritated so much that he slammed his finished bowl of rice and walked to his room not caring about the calls of his name.
"What happened to the brat?" Naruto said.
"Don't worry he must have been tired." Tsunami said and that was enough answer for Naruto as he went back to eating. Naruto had finished his food while the others were still trying to finish half of theirs.
"Ahhh that was good. You're the best Tsunami-san that was one of the best meals I have ever had!" Naruto said smiling. He looked at the time and got up.
"Well looks like it's time to sleep." Naruto said as he stretched and went to his temporary room.
Everyone was still trying to finish their dinner so they could rest as well.
At midnight
Naruto woke up from his sleep due to his bladder. He needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom that was in his and 'Sasuke's' temporary room and yanked it open. When it was open he stopped his movement and his mind was frozen. What he saw was a naked girl with black hair and onyx colored eyes that had shock and embarrassment in it, the girl oddly looked like 'Sasuke' to him. When Naruto finally got out off his stupor he closed the door and opened it again but this time instead of a naked girl he saw Sasuke with a towel wrapped around his waist which disappointed him considering the girl looked cute too him. He then closed the door and opened it again and 'Sasuke' was still there with a towel around his waist.
Naruto then rubbed his eyes and it was still the same. 'I think I used a little too much chakra that I'm seeing things' Naruto thought to himself.
"W-what do you want dope?" Satsuki said stuttering. 'Oh my god he saw my female self. Although I wanted him to know, I didn't want him to know like this!'
"Nothing teme I just need to use the bathroom I need to go really badly." Naruto said.
And Satsuki nodded and got out of the room when she got all her boy clothing.
When Naruto finally did his business in the bathroom he went to wash his hands after he washed his hands he was looking for a towel to dry his hand s when he saw something orange. Orange being his favorite color he couldn't help but be curious. So he grabbed it. What he saw shocked him. It was a orange pair of panty with a red swirl on it.
'Who's is this? I know it's not Sakura's considering she only likes the color pink. It can't be Tsunami-san's considering it's too small.' Naruto thought. Then his mind went to the last person who was in the bathroom.
'Maybe it's teme's heh I doubt it. Maybe its Kakashi's he is known as a pervert maybe he stole these since the books may not be enough for him.' Naruto thought.
He then put them back where he found them and went to bed. His dreams filled with him swimming in ramen and also dreaming about the village as kyuubi was smashing the village.
Satsuki on the other hand was looking at Naruto and was getting nervous.
~ To be continued ~
AN: can people tell me title of a fanfic where Naruto has a brother and they both have sharingan eyes. But naruto's brother dies in front of him and he activates his mangekyo but he loses them and he has his brothers eyes transplanted in him then he activates the eternal mangekyo sharingan. Later he gets adopted into the Uchiha clan and he meets fem Sasuke and other female Uchihas.
Also another fanfic where it's fem itachi and mikoto and Naruto paring and Naruto massacred the Uchiha clan by disguising himself as shisui. It's a harem with other girls as well.
I also have a request can some write about a Naruto x aqua x lightning paring fanfic or at least tell me if there is one.
Or even Naruto and young Mikoto Uchiha. Naruto goes back in time and makes mikoto fall in love with her.