Wrong Impression Chapter 4
AN: there will be similarities between the manga and this fanfic which I do not own other then the fanfic and satsuki but any way sorry for posting late school
Previously
'Maybe it's teme'sheh I doubt it. Maybe its Kakashi's he is known as a pervert maybe he stole these since the books may not be enough for him.' Naruto thought.
He then put them back where he found them and went to bed. His dreams filled with him swimming in ramen and also dreaming about the village as kyuubi was smashing the village.
Satsuki on the other hand was looking at Naruto and was getting nervous.
Story Start
It has been three days since the underwear incident and Naruto was sleeping in the middle of the forest with a bird on top of his head. He was tired from his constant use of his jutsu that he didn't know he was running out of chakra. Kyuubi would have given him some of her chakra but she didn't. She wanted to watch Naruto humiliate himself. This is because when Naruto experiences chakra exhaustion, he does random dancing like he was drunk or something.
In the mean time someone wearing a pink kimono was walking through the forest. When he/she saw Naruto sleeping. The person went to Naruto and started poking him. Naruto woke up and saw a beautiful girl in front of him. He immediately blushed.
"Uno what are you doing out here? You can get a cold if you sleep here you know." The girl figure said.
Naruto's brain was dead from seeing a cute girl. His animal side which was his fox side wanted to take her and ravage her till he was tired which would be like a few days or so considering the stamina he has due to the fox.
"Um I was training and no I won't get a cold. I never have. By the way who are you beautiful?" Naruto said putting aside his fear and following his animal side and maybe have sex with her.
"I'm Haku and you?" The now known as Haku said as she rolled her eyes at the beautiful comment. 'They always say that to me when they see me.' Haku thought as he cried inwardly.
"I'm NarutoUzumaki the next Hokage –ttebayo!" Naruto shouted the last part.
Naruto then looked at the basket Haku was carrying. "Uno what are you doing?" Naruto asked.
Haku was surprised "Oh I'm just collecting herbs for a sick friend." Haku said.
"Oh really. Then can I help?" Naruto asked
Haku just smiled and nodded. And they began collecting herbs. It was silent for a while until Haku decided to break the silence.
"Naruto-san you're a ninja correct?" Haku asked.
Narutoloked at Haku "YEP! And I'm going to be HOKAGE one day and everyone will acknowledge me! –dattebayo." Naruto shouted. Haku could only giggle. Naruto looked offended that she was giggling at his dream.
"Hey is something wrong with being hokage?" Naruto asked.
"No nothing is wrong. It's just funny at the way you said." Haku said then another moment f silence came. "Hokage huh? That is a big dream. Do you have something to fight for?" Haku asked as he was thinking about his own past.
"What?" Naruto asked confused.
Haku smiled "When a person has something important to protect that's when they can truly be strong." Haku said.
Naruto took his time to think about all his precious people. So far the current hokage's, the Ichirakufamilys', his friends Shikamaru's, Choji's and Kiba's faces appeared on his mind.
Naruto smiled "Yeah! I understand that very well." Naruto said smiling.
Haku smiled back. Haku then stood up and was walking away.
"You will be strong. Let's meet again somewhere." Haku said.
"Sure!" Naruto said smiling.
Then suddenly Haku stopped. "Oh and… I'm a boy." Haku said and started to leave again leaving a shocked Naruto.
'WHAT?! There is no way that could be true! I mean he's cuter Kurenai-sensei and that's saying something.' Naruto inwardly shouted as he saw Haku leave and Sasuke coming towards him glaring at Haku.
Kyuubi however was having other thoughts. "Hmmm maybe if I play my cards right I could get a yaoi starting." Kyuubi said out loud.
'I HEARD THAT!" Naruto yelled at inwardly disgusted at Kyuubi's thoughts.
"Teehee" Kyuubi giggled as she stuck her tongue out in a cute way which she failed due to her enormous size.
With Satsuki
Satsuki had just woken up from the sound of her portable alarm clock.
"SASUKE-KUN! WAKE UP! IT'S BREAKFAST AND IT'S YOUR FAVITROTE~" The alarm clock shouted.
'Uggggggh why did she have to wake me up. I was having one of the best dreams of my life. Me and Naruto were… hehehe' Satsuki thought perversely. Then she looked around hoping nobody saw her perverted grin. With a sign of relief she got of her futon and looked to her side.
'No Naruto-kun today either. Damn it! I need my naru time!' Satsuki mentally shouted at the sky.
When she got ready she headed down to the living room of their clients. When she got there she was greeted by a heart filled Sakura, a gloomy Inari, a smiling Tsunami, a drunk Tazuna and a Kakashi giggling perversely.
"Hey Sasuke-kun do you wanna go on a date after breakfast?" Sakura said in a fan girl manner.
Satsuki signed "No." And Sakura became dejected. She then looked around for the blond knucklehead but he was nowhere in sight.
"Where's Na-dope?" Satsuki said.
"(Huff) don't know that baka hasn't come back since yesterday." Sakura said annoyed that Sasuke wasn't talking about her.
Satsuki was getting annoyed by her insulting her future lover but was brought out off her thoughts when Kakashi put his book down on the table which shocked her.
"Sasuke could go out and find Naruto and tell him to come back for breakfast. If he refuses to come tell him that there is ramen and he should come here in matter of seconds." Kakashi said which Satsuki just nodded and acted she didn't want to but in the inside she was jumping for joy.
"He should be at the forest where we had our training maybe even a little farther." Kakashi said after which he picked up his book and went back to reading. Showing serious Kakashi for a few seconds.
Satsuki left leaving a banshee shouting 'NARUTO SHOULD JUST DIE OF STARVATION!' With a sign she started to look for Naruto. She had gone to the clearing where the team minus Naruto did tree walking exercise. But he wasn't there. She was about to go back until she heard someone shout out about being hokage.
"I'M GOING TO BE HOKAGE DATTEBAYO~!"
'Only one person shouts that!' Satsuki thought excited that she could get some alone time with the blond enigma.
When she went to the clearing Naruto was in she saw he was talking to a girl which pissed her off.
'That bitch HE' MINE!' Satsuki thought inwardly seething.
"Oh and… I'm a boy." The girly boy said. Which shocked Satsuki.
'(0.0) there is no way she is a boy mean she's cuter than Kurenai and cuter than me!' Satsuki thought.
When the boy was leaving Satsuki was glaring at him thinking that he was lying about being a boy. When the boy was out of sight Satsuki looked at Naruto who was crossed leg in a thinking position mumbling something about the world being a mysterious place.
She then realized she and Naruto were alone. 'This is perfect I can tell him my secret!' Satsuki thought.
"H-hey Nar…" But she wasn't able to finish as Naruto started to yell.
"AHHHHHHH THAT'S GROSS I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY!" Naruto shouted.
Satsuki looked shocked at Naruto's outburst and then blushed when Naruto stared at her.
"What do you want teme?" Naruto asked angrily.
Satsuki was saddened and was about to cry that he kept calling her that. 'I wish he would call me something more girly, like Suki-chan or kuro-hime' Satsuki thought sadly. But she stopped her moping and got her act together.
"Kakashi-sensei said come back to the house for breakfast." Satsuki said in Sasuke's broody voice.
Naruto just nodded and walked past her without giving a glance. Naruto left the clearing with Satsuki following behind him thinking of ways to tell him the truth about her. But she was broken out of her thoughts when Sakura banshee screamed he male name. She of course was getting sick of it so she knocked her out by pressing a pressure point. She then turned her head to the group of people who were half shocked
"Do any of you have a problem?" Satsuki said as Sasuke. And all the people turned their left and right indicating no.
"Good." Satsuki said as she went and sat beside Naruto and started eating Tsunami's cooking. No matter how much she wanted to deny it Tsunami's cooking was the best she had ever since her mother died. She was sad but then she remembered she still had Naruto even though he doesn't realize it. She looked at Naruto and blush but kept it hidden. Tsunami saw this and was happy for the girl but sad that she couldn't reveal who she really is.
While they were eating Sakura woke up and started banshee screaming and blaming Naruto for being knocked out. Kakashi wanting to read his porn without any interruption told Sakura to eat and not to talk in a commanding voice. Sakura obeyed. While eating Satsuki was trying to get closer to Naruto who in turn kept going farther away from her. When breakfast finished Kakashi told the team to guard Tazuna. Naruto said he wanted to keep training which Kakashi gave permission. Naruto left leaving his teammates to discuss about their schedule.
With Naruto
Naruto was walking all the way to the clearing he was at before going back to the house for breakfast and where he met Haku. The fact that Haku was a boy and was more girly than Sakura, Ino and even Hinata.
'Strange world.' Naruto thought.
When he got to the clearing he did Kagebunshins and told him do to start training. The clones shouted and started but Naruto on the other hand was thinking about all the crazy things that happened.
'First the mysterious girl in the bathroom, then the orange panties, then the boy girl incident. Seriously what is happening here?' Naruto thought.
"Don't forget 'Sasuke' liking you." Kyuubi said.
'Yeah that' Naruto replied then a few seconds past and he realized what he said to kyuubi.
"WHAT! THAT"S NOT TRUE!" Naruto yelled out loud.
"Calm down kit. No need to shout I'm right here you know." Kyuubi said.
'Take that back then! There is no way Sasuke likes me. For one thing we are both guys!' Naruto yelled at Kyuubi.
"Then if he was a girl then would that change?" Kyuubi asked.
Naruto thought about it but stopped himself 'HELL NO! Even if he turned into a girl his attitude would still be there. That emo bastard won't find a normal girl that would go out with him.' Naruto said.
"What if it's not a girl emo bastard is looking for what if 'he's' looking for…" But kyuubi wasn't able to finish as Naruto disconnected the link.
'Seriously is that all she thinks about. Ero- kitsune!'Naruto shouted in his mind and went back to training.
Dawn 7-8 pm
Naruto and his clones were all exhausted trying to figure a way to get the jutsu the kyuubi taught him to do. He later told all the Kagebunshins to go one at a time but all of them went at the same time which later gave the original Naruto a major headache as he was clutching his head from all the information his clones gained. Just then Satsuki came and looked at Naruto in a funny position while screaming.
"Um you okay?" Satsuki said worried.
"Yeah just a headache." Naruto replied.
"Well then let's go back there are some pain killers in my bag." Satsuki said.
Naruto looked at Satsuki who was disguised as Sasuke which he didn't know. "Don't … need it" Naruto said as he still felt the pain.
"Either way you have to come back. Kakashi gave an order for you to come back and report of your training and then eat." Satsuki said in Sasuke's emotional voice. Naruto nodded and went ahead making Satsuki walking behind Naruto.
'I need to tell him. We're alone now, no howler monkey, pervert or drunk bridge builder in sight.' Satsuki said as she looked around the forest.
"Um Na…" but she was interrupted by Sakura.
"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura came and tackled Satsuki.
Satsuki was annoyed.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Satsuki yelled which surprised both Sakura and Naruto. Considering 'he' never shouted before.
"S-sasuke-k-kun?" Sakura stuttered.
"I've had it with you! Stop following me around!" Satsuki yelled at Sakura with Sasuke's voice.
Naruto broke out of his stupor and looked at Satsuki. "Don't waste your time teme, she won't listen she'll be back to her fan girling self within 10 minutes. Just leave her and let's go. I'm starved." Naruto said in a serious and dark tone which made both Satsuki and Sakura flinch. But it turned Satsuki on with his commanding voice.
'Wow!' Satsuki thought as she gave a squeal in her head. She followed Naruto leaving a depressed Sakura in the forest.
When they reached Tazuna's house both of them had a race as to who can go to the dinner table first. It was won by Satsuki who looked at Naruto yelling that he would beat her one day. This made her smile internally thinking he was cute. When they sat down Sakura came in and started asking Sasuke for a date. Much to the annoyance of the people in the room.
"ITADAKIMASU!" Naruto yelled as he gobbled all the food. Satsuki was looking at Naruto as he gobbled all the food Tsunami put on the table.
'Note to self ask Tsunami-san to give me the recipe for all these foods.' Satsuki thought.
Unknown to them the boy named Inari was glaring at them.
"AHHHHH! THAT WAS DELICIOUS! SECOND BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER TASTED!" Naruto yells out.
Everyone looks at Naruto when said that and Tsunami looked sad that her cooking was second best.
"Why is it second best?" Tsunami asked and everyone nodded in agreement with Tsunami all except Inari and Satsuki. Inari because he could care less and Satsuki because she knew Naruto's favorite food.
"That's because RAMEN IS GOD"S FOOD! NAOTHING BEATS RAMEN!" Naruto yelled as he put his hands up.
Kakashi signed and made a mental note to break him of his ramen. Satsuki was nodding her head agreeing of course no one saw. Tsunami giggled, Tazuna was laughing and Sakura was fan girling over 'Sasuke'.
Inari looked at the laughing blond and the rest of the group as if they didn't give a damn about anything. He finally had enough and stood up and shouted. "Why do you guys bother to try so hard?! No matter how hard you train you're no match for Gatou's men! No matter what glorious claim you make or how hard you work. WHEN FACING THE STRONG THE WEAK WILL ONLY END UP GETTING KILLED!" Inari yelled out.
Everyone was looking at Inari while Naruto and Satsuki were remembering their past. Well Naruto was remembering his past while Satsuki was remembering hers and Naruto's.
"Whatever kid I'm not like." Naruto said.
"I'd hate to be like you! You don't know anything about this country yet you're running around being so noisy! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?! I'M DIFFERENT FROM YOU! YOU'RE ALWAYS CLOWNING AROUND AND ACTING SO CHEERFUL YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD LIFE CAN BE!" Inari shouted at Naruto.
Something in Naruto snapped. 'I realllly want to kill the brat!' Naruto thought.
"DAMN RIGHT!" Kyuubi said in agreement.
"So it's okay for you pose as a star of a tragedy and cry all day?" Naruto said darkly with a little of Kyuubi's voice.
"!" Inari was shocked
"JUST KEEP CRYING ALL DAY IDIOT! YOU SISSY!" Naruto said darkly.
Inari cried even more.
Naruto got up and left the table with Satsuki looking at his retreating figure.
"NARUTO! YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH!" The pink haired banshee screeched. Satsuki was about to go after Naruto until Kakashi told him to leave him alone that he needed to cool his head. Satsuki was pissed at Kakashi. 'He was supposed to act as a sensei and go check if he was okay. Tch he needs to cool his head. Please what he needs is a friend and that's me! Actually I'm his secret lover. Admirer? Slave? Oh who cares I'll figure it out later.' Satsuki thought as she got up and went after Naruto disobeying Kakashi's orders. 'If you call it that?'
Time skip~
Two weeks had passed since team 7 came to wave.
"Goodbye! Please take off Naruto. He pushed hos body over the limit he may not be able to move his body." Kakashi said to Tsunami.
"Okay." Tsunami said happily.
Sakura off course was happy she got to be with 'Sasuke' for the whole day. "CHA NOW THAT ANNOYING NARUTO IS OUT OF THE WE FINALLY HAVE THE CHANCE TO ASK SASUKE OUT WITHOUT ANY DISTRACTION! CHA!" Inner Sakura screeched.
'CHA SASUKE-KUN IS MINE! EAT THAT INOPIG!' Sakura shouted in her mind.
Satsuki on the other hand wanted to stay behind she wanted to help. She even asked if she could stay back and take care of Naruto. But all she got was "Our mission is to guard Tazuna not Naruto. Naruto is an adult now he can take of himself." She huffed him annoyance she wanted to try some techniques she heard from a certain purple haired jonin said once when she went to the dango stand.
And with that they set to the bridge where their boring mission of protecting and watching Tazuna and other old geezers building the bridge. When they got to the bridge they saw all the workers on the ground.
'Okay maybe not boring anymore.' Satsuki thought.
With Naruto
"AAHHHHH I OVER SLEPT!" Naruto shouted as he went to Tsunami.
"HEY HEY Where's everyone?!" Naruto asked Tsunami as he turned his left and right looking for his team.
"Oh Naruto you're already awake? Sensei said you should rest…" But Tsunami never got to finish as Naruto ran to his temporary room and took of his pajamas and into his awesome kill me orange jumpsuit.
"I KNEW IT THEY LEFT ME BEHIND! … I'M OFF!" Naruto shouted
AN: Same thing happened with the bandit scene too tired to explain
AT THE BRIDGE
Tazuna and team 7 minus Naruto arrived at the scene of a slaughter.
"W-what happened!?" Tazuna shouted as he started to panic.
"(Cough spitting out blood) a-a monster." The worker tazuna held in his arms said.
'Can it be?' Kakashi thought.
Suddenly mist started
'This mist…!' Kakashi thought.
"HERE THEY COME!" Kakashi yelled out.
Everyone went into position and defending Tazuna.
'So he is still alive.' Kakashi thought.
"KAKASHI SENSEI THIS IS… THIS THE HIDDEN MIST JUTSU RIGHT?!" Sakura yelled.
Satsuki on the other hand was shaking.
"Yo Kakashi long time no see. I see you're still with the brats… he's shaking again poor brat." Zabuza said in the mist.
Then suddenly 7 Zabuza appeared.
"I'm shaking from excitement." Satsuki said as Sasuke with a smirk on his face.
'Hmph' Zabuza thought.
"Do it Sasuke." Kakashi said with a eye smile.
Both Satsuki and Zabuza clones went to kill each other. Satsuki managed to kill all the water clones.
'You can't fool me. If I can't do something like this then Naruto won't accept me!' Satsuki thought.
"It looks like the brats have grown… seems like you have a rival eh Haku." Zabuza said.
"It does indeed." Said the ninja with a mist hunter nin mask now known as a Haku.
"It seems my think was right on the mark." Kakashi said.
"Huh?" Sakura said confused
"The masked one he's obviously working for Zabuza." Kakashi explained.
"He should take that mask off and face us!" Sakura banshee screamed.
"I'll fight him." Satsuki said in an emo voice.
"huh?" Sakura turned to 'Sasuke'
"Thricking us with that stupid act… I hate bastards like that the most." Satsuki said. 'And Besides this bastard as the same name as that girl/boy that met my Naruto-kun in the forest the day. I'll kill you for trying to steal my Naru-kun!' Satsuki thought.
"YOU'RE SO COOL!" Sakura said in a fan girl way.
"She is way too hung up on him" Kakashi thought while looking at Sakura.
"An impressive young man, even though water clones have 1/10 of the strength the original… still very impressive." Haku said.
"Yes but we have gained the first advantage. GO!" Zabuza ordered Haku.
"Hai!" Haku said as he disappeared and appeared in front of Satsuki.
'What he's that fast?' Satsuki thought.
Satsuki managed to block the masked nin attack.
'Hmmm he can keep up with Haku's speed interesting' Zabuza thought.
"Sakura stand in front Tazuna and don't leave his side. We'll let Sasuke handle him." Kakashi said
"Yeah!" Sakura said.
"I don't want to kill but you won't stand down will you?" Haku said.
"Don't be foolish." Satsuki said with a smirk.
'I don't care if you don't want to kill me! All that matters is that I WANT TO KILL YOU BITCH FOR EVEN LOOKING AT MY NARU-KUN!' Satsuki thought
"I see but you won't be able to keep up with my speed next. Especially since I gained two advantages." Haku said.
"Two advantages?" Satsuki asked confused.
"Yes the first being that we are surrounded by water and the second is that I have occupied one off your arms. You won't be able to block this." Haku said as he got his left doing hand sign.
'What?! With only one hand!' Satsuki thought.
'One hand? I've never seen something like that before.' Kakashi thought
"Special jutsu flying water needles" Haku said.
The water surrounding them turned to water needles all aimed at Satsuki.
'Doesn't want to kill? Is that true?' Zabuza thought
"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura screamed.
'Remember the training… concentrate my chakra to my feet…' Satsuki thought as she brought her free hand in front of her and form a half ram seal. When the needles came Satsuki was gone.
'He's GONE!' Haku thought surprised then three shuriken came towards him Haku back flipped three times to avoid them.
"You're pretty slow. From now on you'll only be able to run from my attacks." Satsuki said from behind Haku.
Satsuki attacked hime but Haku dodged all the hits except the last kick Satsuki gave him which was aimed at his stomach. Haku went back to Zabuza to lessen the pain.
'WHAT?! Haku lost in speed?' Zabuza thought as he was shocked at what he saw.
"Looks like I have the advantage in speed." Satsuki said arrogantly.
"I can't have you underestimating my team by calling them "brats" Sasuke is leaf villages #1rooke. Sakura is the brightest in the village (Sakura: 'CHA!') and the other one is the show off, hyperactive, #1 loudest ninja in the village." Kakashi said.
'Naruto-kun isn't loud and he's not a knuckle head! Besides he's way better than me! When I get my hands on you Kakashi I'll kill you!' Satsuki thought as Kakashi felt a shiver.
"Hehehehe HAHAHAHA!" Zabuza started to laugh
Satsuki: "?"
"Haku do you realize? That we will be pushed back." Zabuza said to his apprentice.
"Yeah… we can't have that." Haku said as he made a sign.
'What's that chill?' Satsuki thought.
"Special Jutsu demonic ice mirrors" Haku said and the water surrounding Satsuki changed into ice mirrors.
'What's this jutsu?' Kakashi thought as he started to panic.
Haku then stepped into the ice mirror and the entire ice mirror had a reflection of Haku.
"DAMN IT!" Kakashi said as he charged to the mirrors.
"Hey your opponent is me. Against that jutsu he's finished." Zabuza said as he blocks Kakashi.
"Well shall we begin?" Haku said.
"W-what are these mirrors?" Satsuki said.
"Now I'll show you my real speed." Haku said.
Satsuki was then hit by a barrage of attacks from all direction.
"SASUKE!" Kakashi shouted.
"GUAA!" Satsuki screamed.
"If you get by then I'll kill those two behind you." Zabuza said.
"DAMN!" Kakashi said.
"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura hollered
"AWWW!" Sasuke was still being barraged.
"I'm sorry Tazuna-san I'm going to leave you for a moment." Sakura said as she got out a kunai.
"Yeah go." Tazuna said as he saw Sakura in the eye.
"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura screamed as she threw her kunai at the mirror.
However Haku caught.
'He blocked it!' Sakura thought in surprise.
But then a shuriken came towards Haku which scratched his mask making him fall out of the ice mirror.
Haku: "Ug"
This got the attention of both Zabuza and Kakashi as they looked at the source of the smoke bomb.
"Who?" Sakura asked.
'Naruto-kun you came' Satsuki thought as she was lying on the ground bleeding.
'hyperactive, #1 loudest ninja?' Haku thought
"Uzumaki Naruto! Has finall arrived!" Naruto shouted making his grand appearance.
To be continued
AN: sorry for not updating for a long time final year of high school gotta get ready for university and too much projects and assignments and tests and the major problem TOO MUCH FANFICTION I NEED TO CATCH UP ON!